₦airaland Forum

China people and their stunts. I thought it only exists in their movies

PDP and their hatred. Where is the table?

Yes

Why keep quiet? Call them.

Now is dis supposed to make headlines? We all wear suits without making a fuss abt it.

Queennikky:
A toothpick.......

Though, I don't look better

U must pay for advertising urself!

NinaArsenal:
If I hear say I no want man wey fit fight nd defend me.. Don't need a weak man.

And in return, wat will he get frm u?

ivyT:
*winks*............at u

Ok I understand

Mariecakes:
It is not good to hit a woman... hitting her will only fuel the nagging spirit ...Silence is the best, she go nag tire she will rest after

For how long?
Sit her down and talk sense into her.

ivyT:
When d lion chop d man ehnn,wetin go kon remain

F.Y.I _lion no dey chope dike,so she fit dey use am do banana

What is dike?

@ Olafum1

African Alliance is a genuine insurance company. Their marketing job works like every other insurance company in Nigeria, it is based purely on commission, forget that 150k talk. It is used to entice u to attend the interview.
U will be interviewed, trained and u enter the field on your own. There's no allowance, no salary, just commission based on a percentage of what you bring in.

biggal:
PART 2 OF MY TEACHING STORY

I submitted my application to many schools but 3 called me, I went for 2. Fortunately for dat school they conducted all d stages d same day. The theory, oral n micro teaching. I was asked to teach percentage during d micro teaching n God saw me tru. I was taken among 23 teachers dat came. I was offered as much as 18k n I gladly accepted.
After one year we wrote an internal exam n I scored 89percent n was promoted to teach basic 6. With 2k increment in my salary. Tanx to d ppl in dis thread cos they opened my eyes to see dat am being used. I have written 5 books n published 3 with childrens bk n novel inclusive but neva saw it as somfin dat can giv me edge ova odas until Goldendr said it.
Am very gud in maths n English so far I hv gotten one invite. But my fellow teachers my boss is very gud to me das why I find it difficult to live him. But I hv made up my mind. How will I handle him plss cos he neva wanted me to liv hence he's gud to me nt in terms of mony ooo

Money shouldn't be the only motivating factor in your career. There are other things like goodwill, training, networking potential, relationship built and other non monetary benefits. So its not always compulsory that u must leave when you get a bigger monetary offer. So if you feel your boss have been good to you and you're still happy, then by all means, stay. But it shouldn't be because you wanna please your boss, let it be because you're happy staying there.

lordthree:
damn tejiri is hot af! gosh need to find this girl

U can say that again bro.
She's a perfect definition of wat I call a "total package", pretty, intelligent, confident with a good heart. What we call a wife material.

Dannan:
Pls are ruby and pearl really twins? Plus the show is showing now on ONtv

Yes they're twins for real.

Joseph Benjamin can dress o. Love his jackets diee!

Things to Remove:

1. Career Objective is too generic
2. Its "Work Experience," not Working Experience.
3. Why is IT skills appearing twice?
4. Remove the "Referees available on request".

Things to add:

1.Add ur "Key Competencies" ( things u have done at work or u can do) immediately after career obj.
2. Social media address esp Linkedin (only if its complete/rich)

Top contenders so far.
Chike(people just love him), Ada (entertainer), Anderson (consistent), Deinde (brings fun and activity), Joy (confident).

I think a Nigerian will win once again.

I think LiknkedIn is overrated.
My advice to jobseekers is to put more effort in physical Networking, CV upgrade and build interviewing skills.

Nice post though!

Guys have you ever drank from dis natural thermocool freezer?



lalasticlala wat abt u?

Its marketing..purely on commission

homesteady:
Is Anderson a Ghanian?

Anderson is from Abia State but schools in Cotonou.

Its crazy out there, guys ain't smiling. If you have a job, thank God!
Many are willing but few are opportune!

Funminicrown:
Is it advisable to pick up a job with a new school that has little or no students at d moment, though d skul is visionary and in no distance time the skul wil boom.
From the look of things, there is 80% assurance dt d mgt has saved up some cash 4 d running cost(salary, rents, bills n other miscellaneous expenses).
There's room for individual devt and great exposition in d new skul. The skul pay is 31.25% higher than his current pay, but his scared they don't come up with flimsy excuses when there's delay in payment.
He's at crossroad either to pick up d offer or not.
Please help a brother.

How Do U knw d school will boom in no distant time, are u God? If U cant stand being owed salary, then stick with ur current place. But if u can endure it, go for it. there's no guarantee in anything, life is a risk!

GloriaAdanne:
I was asked the following questions in a written interview today (teaching job) and I managed to make something up. Pls help nairalanders if you know the appropriate answers.
1. Describe your experience working with children.
2. How do you find working with d mgt of that school? What would you have told them to do differently, given the opportunity?
3.suppose u have one noisome pupil, one challenged ( slow to learn) pupil, 3 average pupils & 2 smart pupils, what would u do to carry them all along in a lesson?
4. What do u like in children what really annoys u about them?
5. I strongly dislike noisy children, slow learners, and low achievers in class. Could you arm of with method to help me raise them?
6. What are your talents and gifts which you have developed?
7. What is ur computer awareness level? State briefly please.
Newbies learn, professionals help us o.

These are very subjective and personal questions, no two people can have the same answer. Any experienced teacher should be able to easily answer them.
They are trying to test your experience level and at the same time your ability to put your thoughts down in a well constructed essay.

None. They're both smart!

True, in a stark naked kind of way!

Gatecrashing: Never knew a word like that existed...Until I joined Nairaland my first attempt at gatecrashing was funny, I was so jittery and afraid. Until I became good in it knowing I had to stop dulling to get a job in dis country
I think it was at my 3rd attempt it finally paid off: I got a teaching job after passing thru the normal assessments. It was one of my best paid jobs.
I even performed better dan the legitimate invitees in the test and interview.

It works if you know how to compose yourself and if you have the liver. But if you happen to meet those employers dat use bouncers to welcome candidates, ur name na OYO, especially if u travelled all the way from Agege to Lekki!
My opinion is dat it only works in small companies, don't try it with well established firms, you'd be turned back.

ladyF:
Lemme read comments

U forgot something.

Outspoken male and female brand ambassadors are needed for a 3 months job.
If interested, be at VDT Communications, No 1 Alfred Rewane, Falomo Ikoyi. 7th Floor, Union marble house.
Tomorrow by 8am prompt. Ask to see Joy or Gabriel. Pls be punctual.


Just got dis from a friend so I thought to share!