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Mrs.Chima:
LMAO@a diss about being jobless     What else is new?  

Lax75, remember this she has multiple accounts with the same name and different spellings, symbols, and characters.  Plus not everyone has the privilege of mobile Internet and desk careers.  Some of us doesn't have to beat in the blazing heat.  

You know, I see why she hates me so much. I created an organization that whoops the @ss' of wolees (fake @ss prophets that scam people with their fake @ss visions/omens/dreams/doom/gloom etc). The same ones that won't give tpia her refund after lying to her that she would be a happily married woman by now. She is barking up the wrong tree, but it's ok. She says most nigerians would send me to the mad house, claims she doesn't have time for my posts, yet she is quick to jump at each and every comment I have made, passionately too! Aborigines need love too, but definitely not from me.

Mrs.Chima:
LMAO@me caring about what Lax75 has to say

Someone that whooped your arse. Tpia cares about what you has to say otherwise she wouldn't be responding to you. Don't be fooled.

You know I don't take it personal. Tpia cares about what everyone has to say.

tpia@:
A nutcase running wild on a public forum yammering about wolis certainly isnt the type of poster whose i or anyone would consider normal.

He needs to stick with non-nigerians, no offence.

They might find him "exotic" but most nigerians would send him to the madhouse.

LMAO!!!!! You are very exotic too with your aborigine features. What a comedian.

Mrs. Chima u know she dissed u right? She says you are jobless.

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]Apologies for the typographical error, what would u xpect from a Non-anglo decent! [/color]

Guy, no yawa. Oyinbo man wey colonize us na him cause am

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]Ve never been in Love before mehn, maybe cos am an apprentice to Hitler![/color]

Very well put together and great thoughts. I agree with the assessment

tpia@:
Live your life outside the internet,not only online, unless of course you're a scammer.

And this is coming from someone who has made over 7,000 posts on nairaland alone. Na wa.

claremont:
What do you weigh?

talina:
Is this unrealisitic ? A man that:

- is open minded
- good sense of humour
- likes to be active like running,tennis,etc
- honest
- intelligent
- can hang out comfortably in our silence
- is a great lover
- can pick me up and carry me
- likes to cook
- is kind
- is reliable

All the above and then some equals to Lax.

sagaponle:
People like him boku for NL.

Kafi enu kadake

Omo mo gbagbo! Please tell him butchering the "henglish" language is not "selgzy."

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]She :

- Thought me to love God

- Thought me that Cheating Is Cowardice

- Thought me not to take my Chances

- Thought me how to go with the canine style

- Thought me on how to harness my Potentials

- Threatened to Divorce me if i go astray in all that I wrote Up there! [/color]

^^^^ I will pay someone to translate this type of english please. PLEASE!

pendo89:
W.A.W

Yeah cupcake, spread my gospel

Lax for Life - original wine-n-dine bobo.

Ladyjide:
[b]This is what a man wants in a lady, I would marry straight away any lady who meets my very short list of standards below ; (culled from http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_do_men_look_for_in_a_woman)

>Someone with similar interests so they have something in common.
>A woman who will make an effort to please him.
>A woman who makes an effort to look her best.
>An appreciation of the man's job.
>Passion
>A woman whose ego isn't bigger than her hairstyle.
>A partner for his life.
>A partner for his soul.
>Someone who is caring. All men want to be looked after.
>Someone who has faith in him.
>A woman who is strong yet sometimes submissive.
>A woman who is strong but does not have an attitude.
>Someone who is not too loud.
>Someone who won't nag him beyond reason.
>A woman who challenges him and is full of the unexpected.
>An interesting woman.
>An intelligent woman.
>A woman who is not dumb (mediocre intelligence is fine).
>A woman who is smart enough to grasp new concepts.
>Someone artistic or creative.
>A woman can take care of herself without feeling that she has to compromise herself in a relationship.
>Someone who suits their individual personality.
>Some guys like an aggressive woman.
>Some guys like silent and reserved type.
>Someone in-shape/athletic.
>Interdependence, so that you trust and need each other.
>A sense of humor.
>A woman with a nice laugh.
>A positive personality.
>Men want a woman who is comfortable with her own sexuality.
>Someone up for action, or willing to get a little kinky in the bedroom.
>A positive personality
>A talent and passion in something worthwhile.
>Men respect and want a woman who knows her own mind; women who are true to themselves.
>Someone relaxed and confident.
>A woman with a good soul.
>A woman who has a great smile and loves to laugh and be herself but can also be intelligent and serious.

On the other hand, I don't have a clue what the "Long list of standards" a lady looks out for are; obviously, if that of a man is this long, then that of a lady will be like a mile long then![/b]

Guy, you know say na planet earth we dey? No such creature exists here!

pendo89:
What is wrong with these dudes?

They want a sexy looking lady with hourglass shape,nice bosoms, great legs and all that.
So what is wrong with me asking for man with sexy seductive eyes,and voice and yes MESOMORPHIC kind of body?
Is there any out there? Post your pics here first for verification.
do it fast

Say no more.

pendo89:
Top on my list. (physical attributes)


1. Tall,dark, smart/intelligent,sexy baritone voice,with a mesormophic kind of body.


Is that too much to ask for? . Men are also very choosy.

Pendo,

Lax is here. Say no more. Look no further and smell no harder. You forgot to add seductive eyes. Like the ones u see on Lax alias wine-n-dine bobo.

^^^^ Wetin be dis?

Lax is:

11-Secretly admired by a few NLers. (I don't want to mention their names. Don't want world war III)

1- Yes. Lax is aka wine-n-dine bobo, I put the remix in romance, radiate romance and regulate it.

2- Realist. I live on planet earth, not fantasy land. Let's leave the fairy tales and unicorns in the movies and novels please.

PA1982:
Lax75 wrote
W.A.W.?
I'm in.

OP- As other posters have said- you don't need a woman like that in your life.
Study, keep sober and all the best in your exams!

We welcome you with open arms! Tpia will hate you for this because she smokes wolees like igbo.

By making me realize that wolees are businessmen and blackmailers with cheap fear tactics.

@ Pendo,

Yes dear. Na we be dat. How body? You know I will protect my people from wolees. Except tpia, she stinks of cheap wolees. In fact, she is high off of smoking wolees. That's why she attacks me on the daily.

Ladies, one look into my eyes and you will know what love is.

tpia@:
are you sure you're not a s.hemale because you act like one.

e be like say the wolis have dealt with you and more is coming.

Am I supposed to be offended by this? Ladies and G's this is coming from someone who looks like an aborigine

Na wa ooo. Is this war still going on?

echo,. echo,. echo,. echo,

No comment . .

REALITY101:
Bro don't mind her, I'm 1001% straight. Check Tpia@ out here if you would wanna do her or not http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/2769/moinmoi.jpg

Ya she pays niggaz to pung her too

LMAO!!! That one na original aborigine ooo. You sure that's her?

It's ok i'll pass. Besides, I'm busy hunting down wolees

tpia@:
reality is gaay and probably trying to hook up with the op.

Oh lord, another warzone up in here about to jump off. Why do I always get caught up in these cross-fires. Make I put on my bulletproof vest again.

tpia@:
better run to Jesus.

Haba kilode? Se omobadan ni o? Kiloruke re? Se Yemisi ni o? Omobadan sho sho.

@ tpia. Haba, kilode ti o dami loun now? Kini price ti wolee e ma n charge fun awon visions/dizions/dreams/doom/gloom ati omens ti wan ma n fun e?

@ tpia. How much do you pay your wolee? Kilode ti o fe bami ja lori oro wolee yi gan?

Woli/Wolee = same "difference" to me. They all see visions/dreams/omens/raptures/end of the world/doom/gloom/death/u-name-it, for the right price ofcourse  

W.A.W. - War Against Wolees

I will pray for you.

Guy, why all the german? Ask around and they will tell you what a wolee is.