₦airaland Forum

claremont:
[b]"Runs-girls", a glorified Nigerian term for LovePeddlers, shouldn't be a surprise to anybody living in Nigeria. Ladies have always been in this business since time immemorial, and the fact that it has crept into our universities is not in any way surprising. The ladies who are involved in it are adults, they have consented to it, they derive material benefit from it, and in most cases, they enjoy doing it; so we shouldn't begrudge them.

What I find mortally reprehensible is when I hear a bunch of "holier-than-thou" ladies condemn "runs-girls" for no logical reason whatsoever, other than it being "immoral" to them. Yet these same "holier-than-the-pope" ladies sell sex to their boyfriends in exchange for cash, is that not "runs"?! IMO, whatever consenting adults decide to do with their bodies is their business alone; there are much more important issues bedevilling us, than a bunch of ladies who wilfully decide to pursue the world's oldest profession! [/b]

Brosman Claremont!

You will get these broads started again oo. You want to wake up that "stingy man" thread again. That thread was an anaconda!

Almost want to think the entire Nairaland contributed to that one!

But I do agree with you. The "holier-than-thous" like to point fingers and demonize these runz-girls yet they are all in the same occupation. It's just that while runz-girl present themselves "AS IS," the "holier-than-thous" present themselves "AS IF." To me, that is same job description but different job title.

pro01:
Nigerian men must have the weakest game in the world. That's why they over-price Kitty. I really don't understand how beautiful a girl has to look or how tight her Kitty has to be to deserve 50k for a night of sex. . .let alone buying her a car or a house in Lekki. Fine and voluptuous girls are a dime a dozen here, so why do these useless men with zero game just throw ridiculous amounts of money at these cheap, filthy s.l.u.t.s? Big girls my Bottom.

And btw did the writer of the article say "1 in every 5 girls" you meet would demand some form of compensation before or after consensual sex? He must be nuts; its more like 4 in 5, if not 5/5. Almost every female in this country commoditizes and commercializes her Kitty, even the married ones.

Bros-man!

Don't get these broads started (bolded above). They will tell you that you are stingy for not splurging all for the sake of the "P."

Little do these men know that they can actually get laid for free.

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=761746.msg9165500#msg9165500 date=1316269988]Lax

I always rebuke anyone that I do not know prayers because even wolves can wear sheep clothing.

Never accept anyone you do not know prayers because the very prayer can be a curse. We live in a wicked world and demons are in human flesh.[/quote]Sis!

You haven't lived in Naij or attended a Naija church oo. Them peeps come at you from all angles always wanting to know your "prayer requests." That's how they get into your business. And YES! You are correct. Not only will they curse you instead of praying, there are many of these people who behind closed doors consult with witchcraft.

You will be surprised at the number of gullibe women who fall for thse wolis all in the name of "I want a God-fearing man." Women are quick to take off "they" panties for these kind of playas because they think that they aren't after sex.


Yeah Right!!!

pendo89:
^^ yeah LOL
Now combine that with that MBJs booty contract. And you have the perfect one.

Pendo-soulmate

How?

How can you say this with a straight face? If you looked into my eyes as these words come out of my mouth you will be looking into my soul simultaneously. I would never play you my "lof." This won't be good for the creation of the long-awaited one.

Why?

Why would I play games with you when all I want to do is whipser sweet nothins into your earlo, wine and dine you, make sweet "lof" to you from the break of dawn to the early morn.

Booboo,

You know Lax isn't a playa. Search your feelins, you know this to be true.

Sister Pendo

Its real out there!

You want to know what is sick and scary? I once met a woli up when I went to visit Toronto. Apparently this married man is a very well respected woli who has his ministry. He came to see the guy I was staying with in his office and I didn't even know he was a woli until he left. I overheard this man telling my friend about a chick who "sat in front row" and wasn't wearing any panties, etc. Described how it was well shaved "down there."

It was when he left, that my friend told me that this man was a woli and was checking out females who sit in the front row of his church.

Sisters! Think twice when you run to a woli and confide in him asking him to lift you up in prayer.

Its a jungle out there and don't fall prey to these kinds of playas!!!!

Pendo-beauty

You know I'm not a playa. I'm a bed of linen and rose petals. . .

Just come lay on me

Time is running out my lof, we need to get going on this long awaited lof-child.


The chosen one.

^^^ I actually know a chick who fell for a woli that used these cheesy pick up lines. She took her panties off for him in Jesus name. He (woli) hit it and knocked her up in the name of the lord. She got pregnant. He took off in Jesus holy name and she got an abortion.

I Poo you not!

You see why I can't stand wolis?

Groundnuts!

@ OP

Sis!

This is an inaccurate appraisal

The wife didn't turn the hubby into anything!

The hubby just bit more woman than he could chew. You did mention she was a big woman etc. Na him wey do olojukokoro. And they say size doesn't matter.

Cowlegs!

pendo89:
Ajekpaks listen. I have no idea how you look like but please do not deny yourself the pleasure of being a Father just cz you fear the humiliation your kids will go through.If God says he created you fearfully and wonderfully who are you to discredit all that. Don't you know that beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder?
Why allow people's perception to influence your life? So what if people call you ugly? they do not feed you or pay your bills for christ's sake.
Your kids could turn out to be the trumps and the gates.If you happen to meet a nice gal,marry her, have your kids and know that their future is not predetermined by you but God himself.
The world is crazy but we learn to take in what is useful and spit out the trash.
listen,even the beautiful or handsome ones get ridiculed if they fail in other areas so go ahead and live a purpose filled life. Walk this earth like it belongs to your Father and always be proud of urself.
If only you knew what God says about you will not utter those words.
You are loved.If nobody loves you I do.

Pendoo-love

I am in luuuv wth your intelligence. Can we create a lof-child togetha?

But I hope you have nice features oo

pendo89:
Fink/think
met some dudes who size you up in the first 5 min of meeting you?
They don't care what your middle name is,if you work/school or steal.
Their focus and questions are concentrated around your face,booty,eyes,weight,height,legs,thighs yep.

There's absolutely nothing wrong in complimenting ones physical attributes but hey if you talk about my lips or nose I expect you to also ask something biz related.Its a good balance.

Eyes have a way of communicating. I feel very uneasy if while talking to a man I notice his eyes looking in only one direction,mostly the chest/lips. At that moment I just know am speaking to my ancestors so excusing me is not bad.

Getting too touchy too fast.I just met you and you wanna hold my waist, touch booty? ah ah,something tells me its a game uv perfected and its okay with u.

If say I share my story with a guy and the next time we meet he can hardly recall a thing? damn.how bad can it get. But guess what? he can rem the colour of my lipstick or the dress I wore.

If your conversation is only about women. Most often degrading them.If you know nothing else outside the woman's world? makes me wonder what your profession really is.

If the only thing you talk about on calling me is sex related. You only call when you feel h.o.r.n.y.

Do I know a real player? nope I dont cz some know how to play it well and you hardly notice.
So what to call a guy with the above characteristics? probably a loser.

Pendo-honz

You know who a real player is? Starts with a "W" , . take a wild guess? Those stinkin wolis!!! They act like they've never seen, or touched the "P" before and get dumb females to get all comfy and take their guard down. Unfortunatley too many females fall prey to wolis and their pick up lines

For example

"hugs and holy kisses" - (Yes, I've seen a Woli use this one)
"hugs and kisses in Jesus's name" (Yep, seen a Woli use this one)
"Trust Jesus and me" (the ultimate!)
"The lord revealed to me that you are my wife through a vision" (I have a friend who was approached by 7 different wolis in the same church with this one! Chai!)

Unfortunately, females fall for these kinds of playas. They are everywhere and in abundance in naija. Females who know no better and take off "they" panties for these playas wolis "in the name of the lord."

Savages!

pendo89:
@ Lax75.
What the hague is on that poster? Prophet Dr?what disowning daughter? whatever!
And what is with the long names? or is it more spiritual to posess long names.
I call that extreme madness.

pendo-hon.

that's a typical woli for you.

w.a.w.

@ Pendo.

Cupcake!

You nailed it! Wolis suck eggs. They use fake visions, dreams, omens to manipulate broads into takine "they" panties off. War Against Wolis despises Wolis. We expel Wolis.

Only a Woli would have such high audacity (PSA - Please See Attached)

@ poster.

Bros-man!

What is this

There is nothing sexy about coming online and infesting our lives with your lies.

Cowleg!!!

Oh brother! (covers his eyes)

Poster.

Bros-man!

Why not? The world needs more Laxs'

@ OP:

Sis.

This is a dumb question.

Bang the guy's brains out. Like right now. What's up with all this research? Just do it jor!

Cowleg!!

@ Poster

But Bros!

Why Juju??

The bible frowns against this.

Why not hire you a woli and he will prescribe holy water, holy banana, holy salt, 7 days fasting and some kuza from your pocket, and from there on you will get more punee than big mack.

rokiatu:
Thanks BrowJay. Perfectly well said.


I thought this was the Pastor son who do not even look at women?

Sister Roki.

Why post such a picture?

I am trying to save myself for marriage and abstain from unclean thoughts but the way that thing is poking out from behind your skirt isn't helping.

I mean dang!

Please let her keep it.

But if she decided she should return it, then fine. But I see it as a "gift."

Sister Dark!

You mean to tell me I am being used? For my sexy cooking and hot bod? I feel so violated! Here I was trying to mind my biz and save myself for my soulmate and then all I get is broads taking "they" panties off all in the name of eating my finger lickin chicken. Jesus Wept!!!!

I'm trying to be a changed man here, yet I find myself being used. Bloody unbelievable!!

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=757157.msg9156598#msg9156598 date=1316141465]Aww. I will miss you in the States, Lax![/quote]Sis,

Please stop that.

You are making me teary eyed. And you all know I have no human feelings.

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=760235.msg9156561#msg9156561 date=1316140424]Oh! I take back everything I said and SAY SHE poo OF LUCK! NO OFFENSE![/quote]Sis,

You're the craziest!

But true-true.

^^^^

Sis,

It's all to the good.

I will only tell you what you NEED to hear. NEVER what you WANT to hear. I have lived what I talk about, so who else would be in a better position to pass this advice to you.

I too am planning on moving back home. Home is full of crazies (for example, what you see here on NL). But you know what? I would never trade my people for anything in the world. We have it ALL. The brilliant, the dumb, the upstanding and the 419s. But my people are funny, entertaining, resilient, adaptive, bold, striving, and full of life! You just have to handle them with a FIRM hand, and trust me, you will enjoy them and they will enjoy you too.

MsDarkSkin:
If i knew the answer to your question i'd be greater than King Solomon!!  
it is true we women are hard to figure out even AS women we cannot quite explain our actions.
But i will say just as chima said some women will settle and they lack self esteem or never had the father figure to
say they loved them, so they seek it in potential partners. It's sad but it's reality. [size=13pt][color=indigo]My thing is men know this and then they'd say it to some 'affection needy woman' and then be upset when she blows up their phones and want to spend time with them and cuddle[/color][/size]  

hmmm. . .let me chill out before i start a battle of the sexes war on here!  

But Sis

Is it my fault?

I didn't use any cheesy pick up lines. All I did was throw down in the kitchen and I guess she liked my cooking so much that she took her panties off. It was on from there. Are you saying that she was a dumb broad? My dishes are fingerlickin sexy.

Why would she violate me like this?

How do I avoid such in the future (referring to the honies taking "they" panties off and doing terrible things to me) ? I'm trying to save myself for marriage.  

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=760235.msg9156532#msg9156532 date=1316139594]She is not doing it for the children. She is a battered woman. She is suffering what my colleagues would say, "Battered Woman Syndrome" and it is not so much she like getting her arse whooped it so much that the man brainwashed her so bad that she feels without him she is nothing.

That's what happens when women INVEST so much time into a relationship 100% without allowing the man to put his share in the relationship as well. When I say share meaning not just financially but physically, mentally, spiritually, socially, romantically, emotionally and all other "ally".

She need to be in a battered woman shelter where she will receive counseling and treatment. Yes, I said treatment and i am not talking about medically treatment but therapy related treatment where she will learn to trust HERSELF and LOVE HERSELF.
She doesn't love herself right now and using the children as a reason to be foolish. I strongly advocate the STATES to pass a law that women and men who are in a physically abusive relationship be held for child endangerment and neglect.

She needs to learn it isn't just HER that is being abused her children is affected by it. I feel sorry for those boys who will unfortunately grow up to be just like their father if they do not receive help and the girls who will learn to value her self by the amount of beatings she receive from a man.[/quote]But Sis.

This is impossible.

She is in naija. Where these shelters aren't readily available. Sad thing is that the culture would encourage women like this to move back in and beg their husbands, if they ever run away from home. Especially in the Yoruba culture.

I don't know, I can only pray for her. Situation is REALLY bad. Her husband "flaunts" his mistress in her face and he has even built his mistress a N50 million house. He has 10 cars and yet she has to take a taxi to work.

MsDarkSkin:
LMAO!!! HELL NO!

it may come as a surprise to you but not all women are easy!

But Sister Dark.

Why is it that some chicks take off their panties when they hear this ish?

Why?

Maybe these broads should read your book. "How to keep your panties on when a Nigerian dude pre-maturely tells you he loves you."

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=760235.msg9156486#msg9156486 date=1316138284]I am not a big fan of nilly willy divorces however if the woman life is in danger I don't see why she would stay in the marriage knowing damn well she could die any time.

A man is not to put his hand on a woman and vice versa. If a woman has to sleep with one eye open while holding a plastic fork then she need to pack her bags and GO.

Maybe separation from each other while BOTH GET HELP, TREATMENT, SHOT, AND WHATEVER before coming back together. If one is not willing to take the step for improvement then they might as well skip on down to the court house. Because if they remain married somebody going to be D.E.A.D.[/quote]Sister Chima.

Maybe you can talk to this woman I know. Her husband almost killed her last year, in addition to keeping a mistress for about 10 years, AND getting the mistress pregnant. He put her (wife) in a coma after beating the "b'Jesus" out of her. I personally have been mad at her for MOVING BACK INTO THAT HOUSE, but she says she does it for her children. My response is what use will she be to the kids if she is DEAD from this man's @ss whoopins

MsDarkSkin:
NOPE!!
it's cute and flattering (the effort ) but not enough to make me do the above.

Sister Dark.

Why Lie?

Just that one time. Admit it. Before you realized the lines were cheesy.

MsDarkSkin:
lol i just think African men (NOT ALL THO) are like that. They are VERY confident in nature and know how to play games. For the most part they study women and they know our weaknesses. Some of the ladies may disagree with me but even the corniest African guy when "feeling himself" and trying to talk to me, makes me smile. Once I smile tho, they think they are in and trust me before the conversation is over I will hear "(I think) I love you. I've never felt this way for another woman."

Sister Dark.

Why front?

Admit it. You have taken off your panties once (at least) when you heard this cheesy "i love you" pick up line

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=757157.msg9156449#msg9156449 date=1316137349]Lax

Do you like your pork chops smothered in some gravy with onions, garlic, and olive oil?[/quote]Sister Chima!

Why the assumption??

Lax doesn't eat pork.