Romance › Re: Guys Can You Seduce A Girl? by Lax75(m): 1:41am On Sep 04, 2011 |
Mrs who  What is Mrs. Chima, please? |
Romance › Re: Where Are The Cute Young Girls On Nl? by Lax75(m): 1:39am On Sep 04, 2011 |
For some reason I smell a wolee. ELDER Ladies, lock up your young daughters! He says he is "concerned." |
Romance › Re: Guys Can You Seduce A Girl? by Lax75(m): 1:35am On Sep 04, 2011 |
tpia@: why the question.
if i am, so?  Not good for your health if you are. Wolees are part of the reason why there is a global economic crisis. We can help you at W.A.W. Join the cause, or KISS BOOTS! |
Romance › Re: (fake) Prophesy Is Ruining Our Relationship by Lax75(m): 1:29am On Sep 04, 2011 |
pnettech: MY Friend, first you were wrong to have called a prophecy "FAKE". Please, it's a simple matter. Your life and purpose on earth matters. Meet the pastor or prophet and ask what to do. If he said the prophecy is true, then you have on option than to quit the relationship. Girls are of different colours of heart. It may be that she is really tempting you but even if you fall, tell her that no man would have with his clear eyes endanger his life with the prophecy of a man of GOD. You know why? You can not prophesy against a prophecy.[/b]hecy of a man of GOD. You know why? You can not prophesy against a prophecy. This is why wolees are in existence and will always afford to buy themselves private jets. Because of people like this ^^^^^. Their subscribers. And this is also the reason why there is W.A.W. |
Romance › Re: I've Only Slept With Two Guys! by Lax75(m): 1:21am On Sep 04, 2011 |
@ Pendo. Yes, I'll have you know that wolees go around infesting peoples' lives with their lies. That's why we (W.A.W.) are here. To stop all these freakin wolees and their visions, dreams, and omens. How would lax alias wine-n-dine bobo ever subscribe to such a flawed theory about women? Do I look like that kind of guy or pseudo-being to utter such insults on the very group of people that W.A.W. has sworn to protect? Huh? One look into my eyes (exhibit A: profile pic) and you will see that no such crude mentality lives in the mind of wine-n-dine bobo aka Lax.
@ Poster. I would strongly advise that you go and consult your personal wolee. He/She will have a vision and tell you how many guys these girls have slept with. After you are done with your wolee send him/she over and we (W.A.W) will make sure his/her @ss is mowed like a lawn.
W.A.W. - War Against Wolees. |
Romance › Re: I've Only Slept With Two Guys! by Lax75(m): 1:02am On Sep 04, 2011 |
pendo89: ooh give me a break!! And you claim nt to understand women? its cz u use the same rod of measurement on all. Pendo!! Haba would Lax come up with such a flawed theory? Guess where tht piece of information came from ? I'll give you a hint. What do we do at W.A.W. Who do we hunt down?  |
Romance › Re: Guys Can You Seduce A Girl? by Lax75(m): 12:56am On Sep 04, 2011 |
Are you a wolee? |
Romance › Re: I've Only Slept With Two Guys! by Lax75(m): 12:17am On Sep 04, 2011 |
Guy,
Didn't you know that whatever number a chick gives u regarding the topic, you should always multiply it by two? "Conservatively!" The multiplying factor may have gone up due to the global economic crisis. I'll get back to you on that. |
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Romance › Re: Atheist Should Not Be Allowed To Get Married by Lax75(m): 12:11am On Sep 04, 2011 |
@ Poster Is this something your wolee told you  |
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Romance › Re: Is It Decent For A Lady To Answer Her Phone After 11pm by Lax75(m): 11:54pm On Sep 03, 2011 |
@ Topic
Yes it's decent for her to pick up the phone and tell her wolee she's not interested in night vigil because she's having a W.A.W. (War Against Wolees) session with lax, alias wine-n-dine bobo. |
Romance › Re: Guys Can You Seduce A Girl? by Lax75(m): 11:42pm On Sep 03, 2011 |
tpia@: ^^that isnt seduction. It isn't ?  |
Romance › Re: Guys Can You Seduce A Girl? by Lax75(m): 11:21pm On Sep 03, 2011 |
I must confess that I have seduced a good number of women. All they do is look into my eyes (my profile) and next thing you know, "they be takin they panties off." No be dem fault, na Lax, original wine-and-dine bobo wey cause am. |
Romance › Re: My Friend Caught His Best Friend In Between His Girlfriend's Laps. by Lax75(m): 10:55pm On Sep 03, 2011 |
@ Pendo89,
I know right? This was a confession by a wolee that we (W.A.W.) apprehended. Bunch of vagabonds and savages. I will pray for them. |
Romance › Re: My Friend Caught His Best Friend In Between His Girlfriend's Laps. by Lax75(m): 10:45pm On Sep 03, 2011 |
@ Poster,
Was he taking a nap down there? Bad idea, he will die of skunk gas! |
Romance › Re: Should A Man Help Out His Wife/Girl-Friend In The Kitchen? by Lax75(m): 10:34pm On Sep 03, 2011 |
Lax would help her in the kitchen so far as she's wearing the right outfit  |
Romance › Re: (fake) Prophesy Is Ruining Our Relationship by Lax75(m): 10:32pm On Sep 03, 2011 |
naijasexy: lmao@ W.A.W dinner. you are one funny dude! 
Yeah, always better to fix eyes on the thighs on the table, init? [size=5pt]yes[/size]. Yes, I will only be fixated on the thighs ON the table. That's word to your fore-father's butler baby! Look into Lax's eyes (see profile), do I look like a man that would "wolee" you? I've been told I have kind eyes. W.A.W. will protect you, just come on over and be sure to bring your thighs fears too. All will be very well taken care of. |
Romance › Re: (fake) Prophesy Is Ruining Our Relationship by Lax75(m): 10:08pm On Sep 03, 2011 |
naijasexy: lol, so you at W.A.W would not be focused on one's "assets", looool.
[size=5pt][b]Are you imploring me to join the W.A.W movement stylishly?[/b][/size] I recommend it. In fact, it will be good for your health. Once you join, I promise never to lay my eyes on those thighs. For example, if we were having a W.A.W. dinner, I would always focus on the thighs ON the table, never the thighs underneath the table. I can't say the same thing for your wolee. I will pray for him, and Mynd 44. |
Crime › Re: Gun Violence At A Festac Club by Lax75(m): 10:02pm On Sep 03, 2011 |
deekay29: @ Ije004, First off, there are enough money bags in Festac to sink you and those pretentious island folks, you assume that they are broke because they party in Festac, so if i live over an hour from a club on the island you would want me to drive all the way, drink and then drive back to the mainland just to show i have money to burn. You are one of the folks with serious esteem issues wey dey follow follow the crowd. you f, ing dumb biatch. i lived in Atlanta for six years and i know folks who dont go downtown to party when they have somewhere close by they can go to you fool. Which side for ATL where you live before? No city I know wey get club pass ATL ooo. So so club all over the darn place. Those malo boys (Ethiopian guys, dem Alex and co) are running things in that ATL. |
Romance › Re: (fake) Prophesy Is Ruining Our Relationship by Lax75(m): 9:47pm On Sep 03, 2011 |
Naijaselgzeee, haba baby kilode na? I'm just trying to look out for you. Wolees will never do the things that we will do for you at W.A.W. They are more focused on your thighs assets.  |
Romance › Re: (fake) Prophesy Is Ruining Our Relationship by Lax75(m): 9:27pm On Sep 03, 2011 |
naijasexy: And what was his reaction to that?? Well he heard about W.A.W. and now at the drop of my name the bobo dey pick race like Usein Bolt. Do you blame him? |
Crime › Re: Gun Violence At A Festac Club by Lax75(m): 9:21pm On Sep 03, 2011 |
mayjil: Jason2010,
I am writing from the US and it is very very very sad that people like you and your friend always want to make Nigeria out to be the worst place on earth. He vowed never to return to Nigeria again because of that and you said he is from Chicago.
What a laugh, people ask him what Chicago is known for here in the States besides the whom of the Bulls as well as Oprah and Obama. How many drive bys take place in Chicago every day, how many innocent Nigerians have been killed in the streets of Chicago in the past couple of years. How often do fights and gunshots go off in the day and at nights at clubs here. wether you will have a million police and the club short down how often are these so called shootings and killings solved.
I can go on and on, remember Tupac and Biggie, those cases are still not solved, here in Atlanta, a few club killings are still unsolved. So could these fools stop with the disrespect already. I am proud to be a Nigerian no matter what.
While it is unfortunate that these types of things are happening in Nigeria does not any way diminish the fact that it is still a good place. East or West Home is best. What part of Atlanta are you? I see a tonne of cases on Atlanta everyday. Very high crime rate. And the crimes are more viscious than that in Nigeria. The only thing is that the police are more equiped and trained than ours in Nigeria. |
Romance › Re: (fake) Prophesy Is Ruining Our Relationship by Lax75(m): 9:14pm On Sep 03, 2011 |
naijasexy: @Lax, when you are done auditing your own wolee, be sure to tell me how it went.  Naijaselgzy, why are you doing this? I kicked my wolee to the curb a long time ago when I saw the light. |
Romance › Re: (fake) Prophesy Is Ruining Our Relationship by Lax75(m): 9:10pm On Sep 03, 2011 |
Mynd_44: ^^^ She said no. Na by force? If you need to auditt someone why not take the first flight to Tripoli Admit it jor! You want to be her wolee. Its those thighs  I will pray for you. |
Romance › Re: (fake) Prophesy Is Ruining Our Relationship by Lax75(m): 8:48pm On Sep 03, 2011 |
^^^^ Are you sure? You know we won't even charge you for this audit oo. We will do it for free. You know I had a vision that your wolee had a vision that he saw you in his vision whispering sweet nothings into his earlo. And that is why I'm offering this free audit to you so you don't end up like the OP's gf. Amin, Amin, Amin loruko Jeeeeeessssuuuuuuuuuu!!!! Ogo!!!!!
W.A.W. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Hellfire Does Not Exist! by Lax75(m): 8:43pm On Sep 03, 2011 |
Hellfire exists oooo. It is where all fake-ass wolees go to after being busted by W.A.W. (War Against Wolees). |
Romance › Re: (fake) Prophesy Is Ruining Our Relationship by Lax75(m): 8:35pm On Sep 03, 2011 |
naijasexy: I understand that some pastors are tricksters but not all of them hoodwink people. We still have genuine ones but the problem is that it is somewhat difficult telling genuine from fake.[size=5pt] So please stop this your W.A.W[/size]. Do you have a wolee? If so send me his details so that W.A.W. will audit him for you. |
Crime › Re: Gun Violence At A Festac Club by Lax75(m): 8:25pm On Sep 03, 2011 |
harakiri: I'm dead serious ooo. Family members and friends (including myself) managed to raise a little over a million for the matter. The thing is, the kidnappers expressly told the wife not to involve the police. Well, it turns out she did and when the "delivery" was being made, the police came out of their hiding spots and succeeded in apprehending one of them who came to collect the "package". Well, that's the last we heard of them. The rest is best imagined.
***voice mail*** Guy, I'm sorry to hear this. I keep trying to analyze how to steer clear of such situations when I move back. Nigeria is really becoming something else. It is obvious that this club owner the poster was talking about was an assassination target, not a mere kidnapping target. How about the armed robbery issue back home? How are things with that? Especially in Lagos. |
Romance › Re: (fake) Prophesy Is Ruining Our Relationship by Lax75(m): 8:06pm On Sep 03, 2011 |
Mynd_44: ^^^ and you would be seeing the other end of a prison for the rest of your live Not in Nigeria.  |
Crime › Re: Gun Violence At A Festac Club by Lax75(m): 8:02pm On Sep 03, 2011 |
harakiri: Everything the poster said makes sense except the bold reddened above.
@Poster
First of all, I'm glad you are alive. Stuff like that happens man and the lapse of security in the country isn't helping matters at all. What's heavens night club like these days? I was there in December last year.
Secondly, whether the victim drove a BMW X6 or not is totally NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! You are the one accusing Nigerians of flossing too much and you are the same person that just advertised your Toyota 4runner so that we know you own an SUV (Do you see the hypocrisy?). Look, I'm not bothered about that but what you should have focused on was the insecurity in the country and not who's enjoying their money in the short space of time we all have on earth. Go to Abuja or VI and you'll see Bentley,Porsche and Maserati en-masse. You drive an SUV but do you know that there are people who look at you as someone who wasted money buying a "jeep" whereas you could have bought a 1996 model Honda accord? Same way the owner of the BMW X6 will look at the person who bought a Bentley or Maybach as a "money miss road" and same way the Maybach owner will look at the person who bought a Bugatti Veyron as a dummy. Learn to mind your own business abeg and keep your envy to yourself (Coz that's what your post reeks off). If you had the money, you would not only buy an X6 but also an SLS Mercedes AMG to go with it. Wetin sef?
Furthermore, it doesn't matter what you drive or how you floss. If kidnappers feel they can squeeze something from you, they will do it. A colleague of mine has had his in-law (a middle aged man) kidnapped since February this year. This victim drives a battered 1999 Camry and lives with his wife and 3 children in a flat! ! ! They asked for N5million. Till date, no one has heard from the kidnappers and we are already assuming he's dead. Another example is the popular actor (Peter Edochie) who drives a similar SUV as you do and he was kidnapped randomly when the criminals couldn't get their victim. They just assumed that anyone driving a "jeep" would have some change by the side.
Abeg, dey apply brain when you dey yan.
Nuff said! ! ! Are you serious? Na wa ooo. I didn't know this whole kidnapping thing was so out-of-hand in Naija. You are right though, once they are out to get you, they are out to get you. Regardless of whether you drive a 2011 BMW X6, or "leg-edez benz." |
Romance › Re: (fake) Prophesy Is Ruining Our Relationship by Lax75(m): 7:44pm On Sep 03, 2011 |
Their "formulas" seem to be working on alot of folks though. You have to admit. I wish a wolee would try that ish with me. He would see the end of my barrel. W.A.W.  |