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What an experience ! Thanks for making me appreciate the little I have. After reading this thought provoking piece, I realised that I've not been appreciative for the little I have and once again, thanks for making me realise that.

I know you have a good heart, please continue with such acts, God will see you through. Please, take care of your kids (note I used KIDS not kid ), they are God's blessing to us.

God bless you bro.

Please, PM me if you dont mind.

EVILFOREST:
Guy, which day you go visit SAN BERNARDINO... for Los Angeles...?

San Bernardino is not in Los Angeles. By the way, it's a beautiful place because of the mountains surrounding most communities.

I had one done 3 wks ago, that shit ain't funny. The nurse even took samples from both nostrils.

phockallmods:
Shut up!!! You should have said you studied Nursing after Economics. You initially sounded like you studied economics nd came out to become a nurse. That's why she called you quack. Don't you want to have sense? I didn't read that trash, no be only you dey USA, we get people for there. I'm comimg soon too. Shut up again and have sense.
Thunder faya you and your money. I'm writing my NCLEX soon you fooooool.

Writing your NCLEX soon when you didn't school in USA. Keep fooling yourself and your kind on nairaland.

phockallmods:
You cant study Economics and become a nurse practitioner. You must have had at least a MSN-FP or a DNP. Shut up. Maybe na respiratory tech u be sef. Shut up again

You're obviously dumb that's why you fail to realize the dynamics of educational opportunities in developed countries. I have a degree in economics, MSc in Econometrics and then Masters of Science degree in Nursing acquired through accelerated route. Entry requirement is first degree in non-nursing bachelor's degree.

So many Africans in the USA go through this route to become nurse practitioners. See link below : nursing.uci.edu/programs/mepn/

Now listen, everyone is not a failure like you and if you don't have knowledge as regards a particular subject, ask questions.

PS, I can send you money for suya if you want cos I know people like you can trade your future for a newspaper wrap of ram suya.

Amarabae:
you are an Auxiliary aka quack
Thanks

Yes oh, quack nurse but I bet if you see me physically, you won't come close to me cos you'll be intimidated. Online bully, you only have power when you're on your keyboards.

Just so you know, I am a nurse practitioner with the US Army.

It will be of immense help to you if you do away with the mindset that everyone on nairaland is a riff-raff like you.

Studied economics, now a nurse

Wow, a colonel and a chaplain in the US Army, that's a big one. Congrats!

Rossinnki:
Mehn, but we carry weight for this continent sha..

Dammit.

In fact, looking at the above statement, one might as well say that without Nigeria, there is nothing like Africa.

Yet some idiots want to split up this country into little, inconsequential Liberias. When you sneeze nobody will notice.

Rubbish.

You obviously think the size of your GDP matters? I got news for you, what really matters is the size of your GDP per capita.

tsephanyah:
Who is he? 95% of Nigerians don't know who he is. Irrelevant people making noise for the papers, so that they can print and stay relevant. The national leadership of the APC will not explain why the party will not implement the report of its committee on restructuring... Because you, the newspaper and does who read it av zero political advantage to the party. If you want something to keep body and soul together, just ask the relevant people because of your services to the nation they will help.

I would like you to read your post and afterwards, figure out how dumb you're. You've been very notorious on this platform and it's high time you changed.

He asked a valid question, and if you dont have a good defense/response, shut that gutter of a hole you call mouth.

If there's nothing wrong with your outfit, why did you cover your boobs at the beginning of the video?

For me, there's nothing wrong with your outfit but that singular action made you guilty in subjective terms.

Fury wins by TK

chatinent:
They touched a part of her brain that it remembered lines, sent signal to her hands and she mentally played them unconsciously.

You and the people where like your comment well so, una well ? How can you just dangerously assume comfortably ?

justwise:
My only regret is not leaving earlier.

Me too oh my brother, I just waste all those years for that useless country.

What a sad story. I have said it many times on this platform that I got married late because I was scared, scared of getting married to someone that didn't love me. You see, I realized early in life that love conquers all be it poverty, sickness just name it.

I was doing very well financially, had a good job and very young. I also had a girlfriend I loved immensely. Her family wasn't doing too well financially but I was ready to step in and help. She secured admission into Uniport and I got her a laptop, mobile phones like 3 times and even contributed money for her grandfather's burial....oh, I loved that girl.

She later finished from Uniport with a 2:1, which I contributed towards by tracking her CGPA, explaining the dynamics to her and giving her grade targets.

After graduation, she started acting up. So I decided to put her through a test. You can call it being childish, it's my future, I needed to be sure of what I was getting my ass into. I told her I was getting deported from the USA and had been in the prison for the past 2 wks or so. I also told her that I had savings of about N2m naira and a 50k job waiting for me in Port Harcourt with plans of spending like N1.2m for our wedding and renting a one bedroom+furnishing same with the remaining 800k. I also had plans of getting a better job.

She started acting weird afterwards. I would call and she would pick and say nothing for like 3mins. I said hello like 10x and the response I got was I'M HERE, stop disturbing me. She also told me that she couldn't stay in one bedroom apartment even though she grew up and still lived in a one bedroom apartment with her whole family.

I still nursed hope that she's gonna come to her senses but I was wrong. I later saw a picture she posted on facebook with a fellow corper holding her from behind. That was the last straw people. We broke up afterwards and I told her I wasn't in any trouble in the USA. I just told her to see if she's really down for me. Immediately, her voice was loud and clear in our calls with several begging from her whole family but I bluntly refused. She's still single and I hope she finds a guy of her dreams soon.

So people, try as much as possible to be with someone you genuinely love because love conquers all. Don't deceive anyone/waste someone's time because of what you stand to gain in the short run cos in the long run, you'll beg to genuinely get same and won't find one.

ouzo1:
The babe na Sim 2 na

Yeah, 4 sure. She be illegal connection, main meter got the whole attention

According to Tacha "......because this is a fukcing SUUT" . Local Bush fowl

incogni2o:
Wetin dey Bayelsa state abeg

The oil and gas where dey feed your generation dey Bayelsa. No be your fault at all

Kopfschmerzens:
Lol!!! True Americans? Thank goodness slowpoke like you don't have a say how we go about the process. Why not worry about your neck of the wood AKA world poverty capital.

This one na silencer, you gave him hot hot ....����

Lamanii22:
Hehehehehe... Abroad has grade oo... Which country first.. Tell me..

Afghanistan

Lamanii22:
Hmmm... Where/how do people meet or find abroad husband lol..

Have you ever met this lady in person before?

I dey abroad oh , you have found me �����

These guys are really funny. Even if you want to try such, you picked the winter period. It is well!

nograv:
Depends on where she goes, if she goes to Abuja or Lagos she would be fine. Going to places like Aba, Port Harcourt or anywhere up north is a bad idea.

For every bad Nigerian there are many more who are trustworthy. Don't let you myopic viewpoint stop someone from reconnecting with Nigeria.

My brother, it is scary. I have heard first hand experiences from people close to me and it was very scary. The last time I visited, I was scared boarding a taxi from the airport. The way the taxi drivers were acting made it worse.

You also talked bout up north and Lagos. I be oshodi boy oh, infact, I was born in mafoluku and I soji like mad, nonetheless it's scary.

Hmmm. A black American colleague of mine walked up to me just last week asking bout travel details to Nigeria. I asked her why she intended travelling to Nigeria and she said she traced her ancestral roots to Nigeria-Togo and she already bought tickets for herself and 3 kids. She needed help with someone to take her around.

I told her point blank: don't visit Nigeria, visit somewhere else. I told her that even the police can kidnap you in Nigeria and ask for ransom.

Before you start throwing insults, I'm a nigerian like you and if you still decide to insult me, I won't be bothered. Afterall, I said the truth.

Horus:
They create the virus first, then they sell you the Vaccine

What are you saying? That's why Africa is so backward; always giving excuses. Even if they created the virus as you foolishly claimed, why didn't you find the cure?

You obviously don't want to work and even if someone else does the same work you are intellectually and psychologically incapable of executing, you still complain and and issue foolish cum flimsy excuse.

Keep giving excuses oh, others are moving. Get a mat and take a nap forever.

HacheNoire:
Chai!

Na Ogun go kill all of us for Nigeria.

Both at home and in Diaspora.

Na you sabi oh , me I don run komot and I no be Nigerian again.

See public office holder spraying money in public without concern for possible probe. I pity that country, I pity all of una

emeijeh:
And no photo or vid evidence to back up the story?

Wetin Dolly Parton no go see for Tinder, Insta, Facebook and LinkedIn?

Send your kinsmen to go take pictures na.

DisGuy:
but in reality theres nothing a sibling can do, Parents still have some right or lee way in 'assisting' but two grown up individuals nothing in the law can nudge the decision process.

Who told u that ?

Righteousness89:
The GOSPEL TRUTH IS THAT YOU HAVE NO BENEFIT Except from the Fact that you have someone who can send you An IV Letter to go to the US Embassy..

You're wrong

WarriAproko:
u think Iran don't have those inventions abi.

What do they have ? Believe me, I know what I'm saying, they won't survive up to 1week.

I pity these Iranians. US dey find where to test numerous warfare inventions all these years.
The whole of Iran and its inhabitants go turn to dust within minutes. I no wan hear cries of "this is too harsh" when e happen oh.