₦airaland Forum

Donaldoni:
Offpoint!!!

A dishwasher is a dishwasher

How can a graduate be a dishwasher

He won't be a dishwasher for life. When I moved to the US, I started as a warehouse cleaner, withing 6 months, I enlisted in the army and now, I work from home (IT).
I was fairly comfortable in nigeria before leaving but decided to leave just to give my children better opportunity in life. If I had stayed back in nigeria, my pay would have been around 200k/month now. But trust me, I spend over N1m on giveaways monthly which wouldn't have been possible if I had decided to stay in nigeria.

Ikaeniyan0:
Nigeria economy is far better than that of Argentina. So Tinubu and Shettima should keep on flying in private jets.

Argentina: GDP 500b USD, Population: 50m
Nigeria: GDP 440b USD, Population: 250m

The fact that Argentines reacts to bad governance than the timid and tribalistic Nigerian populace does not imply the Nigerian economy is better than Argentines'.

Jackanda1:
Are you into cripto? Show me way bro

I'm not oh. I delved into IT, DevOps to be precise

Ikennaford:
No disadvantage ,I encourage you to continue ,,dropped out of med surg that year ,why,the profession looks weak to a real niqqa like me,my dad disowned me later accepted me
back as a black shheep ,hahahaha ,always love fast lane and I thank God it worked for me ,go for it

My brother, you no love fast lane reach me. Dropped out of a masters degree program in the UK cos what the lecturers were saying was like thrash to my ears. My fellow Nigerians were making fun of me, publicly and privately not knowing I had a plan all along. Now, I make millions monthly and it's still not enough.....still gunning for more.

Was home alone and decided to whip some jollof rice, chicken and goat meat. Join me if you are nearby.

Focus on my health and make durable investments for the future, like real estates.

You are CORRECT!

I recruited a guy through this forum to be paid around N2m monthly for a Software Development job, only for him to attempt scamming me. This was someone I wanted to help oh. I just weak that day. Nonetheless, there are employable ones out there. It's just that they are rare.

Mine is taking the bold step to leave Nigeria

Dnet2:
Bad

You be God?

Kushites:
IT’S NOBODY’S FAULT YOU ARE A VILLAGE DROPOUT WHO THINKS NIGERIA STARTS AND ENDS IN HIS DIRTY LITTLE VILLAGE AND SPARE PARTS SHOP.

IGNORANT PEA BRAIN.

I am a proud village man and when I see what's good and even better than what I've got, I won't "minimalize" it.

BreconHills:
Seems rather neutral and somewhat sterile. It looks like nordic minimalists were let loose on the design. What happened to SA vibrant arts and craft?

Which one una get for Nigeria? Shame no dey even catch you?

treesun:
Government should allow Naira to dollar card transactions by banks, it will ease the
high demand on dollar. Instead of allowing bureau de change to control narratives!

You can't give what you don't have and that's y the dollar is scarce hence it's high value

Hypovolema ......all they needed to do was to constrict above the cut immediately to save her life but runs no go make them get sense

Hmmm, once diabetes reach level of amputation.....make I no talk. I wish him Godspeed in his recovery

Message to Nigerians

They even give am chair to relax

Somilat:
PURE MURDER by Israeli Vermin. You don't shoot people swimming. They are effectively POWs at that point.

Well that French Israeli is going to be skinned alive now.

Fucking criminal jew vermin.

But you are allowed to behead babies in their cribs right?

PoliteActivist:
That's exactly what I wish I could do but I know it's not possible.

What area of tech are you into if you don't mind ?

MrOjay1:
I can't still believe this is happening. I am CCTV installation apprentice. Last month, my oga got a job in another state that will take a month to complete. He called me and told me to pack up a few of my things so I can go with him for the work.

I packed up and we both travelled. Few days later, a Friend called me and explained to me that he had some one who was in my area and was stranded. He was pleading if I could accommodate him in my one room apartment for 2 weeks so he can find his feet. I told my friend that I wasn't in town but I left my key with my neighbour.

I asked him if he knows this person that is stranded very well to be sure of his character. He said yes. I told him to give the guy my number. The guy called me and was begging. I asked for video call so I can see his face. We did video call, he looked responsible. He should be in his mid twenties so he is definitely older than me. I connected him with my neighbour with my key and he thanked me.

Fast forward to after two weeks, he left and handed over key to my neighbour. He sent me a text that he had left.

On Wednesday, I came back to meet my gas cooker and my pots gone. My bed sheet gone. He took my good curtains someone dashed me and left the curtain torn in many places for me. My wall hanger I nailed on the wall for hanging my clothes is gone and my standing fan spoilt beyond repair.

Hei God. This is a room I am managing. I called the guy. He wasn't picking my calls. Shortly after, he blocked my number. I called my friend and was mad at him. He promised to call the guy and retrieve the items but till today it is story upon story.

See how I brought problem upon myself.

Nairalanders please avoid bringing people in to your homes. I am seriously pained right now.

Hey man, most Nigerians are wicked. I sent you 20k, stay safe!

EmperorCaesar:
I learnt this man is a prof


Omo...he is very much daft

CSU claimed third party vendors can help create a replacement certificate, so if BAT actually got it through that means, hows that a case of forgery?

You are the daft one here and stop dancing naked in public. When did oluwole become a 3rd party vendor to CSU? Even in 🇳🇬, no university prints its final certificate, they award the contracts to companies like Nigerian Security Printing & Minting Company Ltd. So does that imply that Nigerian graduates can just go to oluwole and Print certificate if they lose the original copy?

This Reno is a fool to be honest. At the moment, the bone of contention is if tinubu presented a forged document to INEC but he is constantly trying to divert everyone's attention to the fact that tinubu attended CSU.
It's just like going to arrest a suspected bank robber and on getting to his house, you discovered he isn't actually a bank robber but you caught him raping a minor. Well he is a rapist and will be arrested but what reno is saying is that the rapist didn't commit sexual assault because he is not a bank robber.

Iamgrey5:
Can you read?.

University clearly said replacement certificate is issued by third party vendors not them


He also said the policy has changed over the years.

So oluwole is a replacement vendor for CSU?

You guys should stop being superstitious. What did you expect when you were all using hard drugs?

That is one bad habit with Africans especially. When it's time to be accountable and you fall short, you lot resort to superstitions as an excuse for your shortcomings. Take some responsibility for your actions!

I don't really know this guy but he seems popular in Nigeria. I also watched his dad's interview where he talked about his son getting treated for ear infection by a local nurse. Lastly, I saw a picture of his corpse with his neck twisted because the "casket is too small" which doesn't make sense. To be honest, I suspect MENINGITIS and we shouldn't be quick to blame someone else for his death. The ear infection must have traveled to his brain which led to the swelling of the meninges and subsequently meningitis. Twisted neck is a classic symptom of meningitis and unfortunately, discovered at death.

MrsTwrite:
Nigeria no work. Very un-serious country.

Nigeria no get airport my brother

Difference Equation in Advanced Mathematical Economics. That thing tie me down for exam hall, tears rolled down my face.

Usefulsense:
To be honest with you, the plan is for the entire family to migrate.

In fact, i did my ielts last year and made 7,7, 7.5, 7

As soon as our visa grant came out, I started developing cold feet on account of age.

She has advised that I go and learn forklift driving.
I will commence that this month.

Nope brother, go learn truck driving (those 9-11) and thank me later. My only issue with it is that you won't be at home most of the time. They make cool cash in Australia. If you don't like driving, I'll advise you go for care giving training. There is a specific type of care giving for special needs kids where all you do is go to their home and watch them and they pay very well. If you get night shift, na sleep you dey go sleep almost all through cos the kids will be asleep. They pay like 40 AUD / hr

Onefornaija24:
If they deport him,who will now pay restitution?

His restitution is a debt and will be considered a bad debt.

maasoap:
Is this a real fact or the one you just pulled out of your ass?

Real fact! https://iwatchafrica.org/2019/01/22/factcheck-is-californias-gdp-larger-than-that-of-africas-combined/#:~:text=iWatch%20Africa%20assessment%20of%20recently,all%20African%20countries%20put%20together

On a good day, I wouldn't answer you but I want you to learn and be respectful to others

ecolime:
Good one. I've always supported trading in local currencies.

Nevertheless, it won't still scratch the value of the dollar. The US exports more than they import so na the balance of payment be the koko.

There is a reason why Pounds sterling GBP is strong like a rock despite not being used as the major world settlement currency like the USD.

As long as the US stay ahead of others in innovations, technologies, etc. they have nothing to worry.

A country that owns and hosts Apple, Google, Microsoft, Oracle, Boeing, GE, Amazon, Tesla, etc and you think their currency will just fall yakata?

Just dey play

Good to see someone talking sense in this platform even in layman's term. The US is so great to the extent that even a state's economy - California to be precise is bigger than the whole of Africa's.

In Urhobo tradition, the family of the woman will return the bride price to the late husband's family and then she can move on with her life.

BSc. Economics....them damn theories are always based on every other thing being equal which is what they use to cover their guess work.

I have delved into something more realistic now which is IT( Identity and Access Management). I really wish I studied Computer Science....would have been a developer.