₦airaland Forum

I've been there thrice, it's like paradise on earth.

chioma8:
she's still more better than you Cardi B...... meanwhile, it won't stop Trump from winning this election come November


Team Trump......

How is she "more better"? Abeg go with your dirty vocabulary.

This one don go night Market aka oja okun kun ....it's not my business though.

Na only cow una sabi rescue.

What a touching story. A good way to solve this is finding your ancestry through your DNA. I don't know if it's in Africa yet but I did mine in the US for like $130 and found so many maternal cousins in the US and UK.
I can send you a kit for your sample even if you don't have the money. You'll definitely meet your 2nd, 3rd, 4th....cousins and then you can trace from there. DM me.

Stay strong.

Go get Locacorten vioform cream from a big pharmacy oh, cause there are so many fake ones out there. If you live in Lagos, you can get it from Julie pharmacy in Ikeja.

If it doesn't clear it, pm me, and I'll tell you the next one to buy.

Take care.

In the US Army, if a subordinate reports a superior over maltreatment/bullying of any kind, that superior soldier will be in deep shit. They don't joke with it in the US Army because it demoralizes soldiers a lot which will in turn affect mission.
But in Nigeria, that zoo filled with animals, the story will always be different.

Emmacolinho:
If you have the means, travel out of this country and NEVER come back. Whoever cursed Nigeria did it from the depth of his/her heart!

Na true u talk my brother, that country no be am at all. I see the long years I spent in that country as a complete waste of life. They almost changed my destiny but God pass them.
Please , run if you have the opportunity....run!

It is obvious that Nigeria is a cursed country.

I don't get why these so called rogue celebs are quick to start a gofundme when they get stranded.
When you had the means, how many people did u remember?you enjoyed alone so, suffer alone.

When you experience such nxt time move close and make sure she hears you. Tell her that she's dead and she should stop disturbing you. That's the solution bro coz she'll stop immediately except there's something else.

I got involved in a serious accident driving home after over 30hrs of flight because I was driving and sleeping. It was approximately a 2 hr drive from the airport to my house but I drove into a pond just 5 mins to my house. I almost died oh!

Please, don't drive if you feel sleepy. Park the car and take a quick nap cos the risk is not worth it at all.

I think your list is obsolete OP. New Zealand is currently 100% recovered

majamajic:
No distance

Those ones understand that grammar?

They're animals.

Koralords:
Russia have very good machines that are wey cheaper and effective that can match or surpass those of the USA ,
They currently have a missile that can strike anywhere in the world and are the only country apart from China that has deployed mach 5 weapons

You don't know what the USA have so don't jump into conclusion. The fact that the USA didn't show you what they really have doesn't mean they don't have sophisticated warfare machinery.

What an experience ! Thanks for making me appreciate the little I have. After reading this thought provoking piece, I realised that I've not been appreciative for the little I have and once again, thanks for making me realise that.

I know you have a good heart, please continue with such acts, God will see you through. Please, take care of your kids (note I used KIDS not kid ), they are God's blessing to us.

God bless you bro.

Please, PM me if you dont mind.

EVILFOREST:
Guy, which day you go visit SAN BERNARDINO... for Los Angeles...?

San Bernardino is not in Los Angeles. By the way, it's a beautiful place because of the mountains surrounding most communities.

I had one done 3 wks ago, that shit ain't funny. The nurse even took samples from both nostrils.

phockallmods:
Shut up!!! You should have said you studied Nursing after Economics. You initially sounded like you studied economics nd came out to become a nurse. That's why she called you quack. Don't you want to have sense? I didn't read that trash, no be only you dey USA, we get people for there. I'm comimg soon too. Shut up again and have sense.
Thunder faya you and your money. I'm writing my NCLEX soon you fooooool.

Writing your NCLEX soon when you didn't school in USA. Keep fooling yourself and your kind on nairaland.

phockallmods:
You cant study Economics and become a nurse practitioner. You must have had at least a MSN-FP or a DNP. Shut up. Maybe na respiratory tech u be sef. Shut up again

You're obviously dumb that's why you fail to realize the dynamics of educational opportunities in developed countries. I have a degree in economics, MSc in Econometrics and then Masters of Science degree in Nursing acquired through accelerated route. Entry requirement is first degree in non-nursing bachelor's degree.

So many Africans in the USA go through this route to become nurse practitioners. See link below : nursing.uci.edu/programs/mepn/

Now listen, everyone is not a failure like you and if you don't have knowledge as regards a particular subject, ask questions.

PS, I can send you money for suya if you want cos I know people like you can trade your future for a newspaper wrap of ram suya.

Amarabae:
you are an Auxiliary aka quack
Thanks

Yes oh, quack nurse but I bet if you see me physically, you won't come close to me cos you'll be intimidated. Online bully, you only have power when you're on your keyboards.

Just so you know, I am a nurse practitioner with the US Army.

It will be of immense help to you if you do away with the mindset that everyone on nairaland is a riff-raff like you.

Studied economics, now a nurse

Wow, a colonel and a chaplain in the US Army, that's a big one. Congrats!

Rossinnki:
Mehn, but we carry weight for this continent sha..

Dammit.

In fact, looking at the above statement, one might as well say that without Nigeria, there is nothing like Africa.

Yet some idiots want to split up this country into little, inconsequential Liberias. When you sneeze nobody will notice.

Rubbish.

You obviously think the size of your GDP matters? I got news for you, what really matters is the size of your GDP per capita.

tsephanyah:
Who is he? 95% of Nigerians don't know who he is. Irrelevant people making noise for the papers, so that they can print and stay relevant. The national leadership of the APC will not explain why the party will not implement the report of its committee on restructuring... Because you, the newspaper and does who read it av zero political advantage to the party. If you want something to keep body and soul together, just ask the relevant people because of your services to the nation they will help.

I would like you to read your post and afterwards, figure out how dumb you're. You've been very notorious on this platform and it's high time you changed.

He asked a valid question, and if you dont have a good defense/response, shut that gutter of a hole you call mouth.

If there's nothing wrong with your outfit, why did you cover your boobs at the beginning of the video?

For me, there's nothing wrong with your outfit but that singular action made you guilty in subjective terms.

Fury wins by TK

chatinent:
They touched a part of her brain that it remembered lines, sent signal to her hands and she mentally played them unconsciously.

You and the people where like your comment well so, una well ? How can you just dangerously assume comfortably ?

justwise:
My only regret is not leaving earlier.

Me too oh my brother, I just waste all those years for that useless country.

What a sad story. I have said it many times on this platform that I got married late because I was scared, scared of getting married to someone that didn't love me. You see, I realized early in life that love conquers all be it poverty, sickness just name it.

I was doing very well financially, had a good job and very young. I also had a girlfriend I loved immensely. Her family wasn't doing too well financially but I was ready to step in and help. She secured admission into Uniport and I got her a laptop, mobile phones like 3 times and even contributed money for her grandfather's burial....oh, I loved that girl.

She later finished from Uniport with a 2:1, which I contributed towards by tracking her CGPA, explaining the dynamics to her and giving her grade targets.

After graduation, she started acting up. So I decided to put her through a test. You can call it being childish, it's my future, I needed to be sure of what I was getting my ass into. I told her I was getting deported from the USA and had been in the prison for the past 2 wks or so. I also told her that I had savings of about N2m naira and a 50k job waiting for me in Port Harcourt with plans of spending like N1.2m for our wedding and renting a one bedroom+furnishing same with the remaining 800k. I also had plans of getting a better job.

She started acting weird afterwards. I would call and she would pick and say nothing for like 3mins. I said hello like 10x and the response I got was I'M HERE, stop disturbing me. She also told me that she couldn't stay in one bedroom apartment even though she grew up and still lived in a one bedroom apartment with her whole family.

I still nursed hope that she's gonna come to her senses but I was wrong. I later saw a picture she posted on facebook with a fellow corper holding her from behind. That was the last straw people. We broke up afterwards and I told her I wasn't in any trouble in the USA. I just told her to see if she's really down for me. Immediately, her voice was loud and clear in our calls with several begging from her whole family but I bluntly refused. She's still single and I hope she finds a guy of her dreams soon.

So people, try as much as possible to be with someone you genuinely love because love conquers all. Don't deceive anyone/waste someone's time because of what you stand to gain in the short run cos in the long run, you'll beg to genuinely get same and won't find one.

ouzo1:
The babe na Sim 2 na

Yeah, 4 sure. She be illegal connection, main meter got the whole attention

According to Tacha "......because this is a fukcing SUUT" . Local Bush fowl