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PoliticsRe: Bomb Blast Anivasary. Lagos State To Compensate Victims And Build Memorial Wall by lilkech(m): 1:42pm On Jan 29, 2012
OVER A THOUSAND PEOPLE DEAD

10 YEARS LATER



JUST SEVENTY FAMILIES TO BE COMPENSATED


am i reading this topic right ? If yes then

4LK BRF and his BRT
PoliticsRe: Anti-bomb Squad Detonates A Bomb In Port Harcourt by lilkech(m): 1:36pm On Jan 29, 2012
violent:
why can't this country spend half of the amount budgeted for the President's food in buying thousands of bomb sniffer dogs from the US?  Isn't that a faster more effective way of detecting explosives than depending on kids to chance upon them while out in their play grounds?

Wouldn't we be a step closer in combating this heinous terrorist attacks if each officer held a bomb sniffer dog at every major Police check point?
AND CARRY THE DOGS AND HAND OVER TO ALL THOSE CALABAR POLICE MEN WHO WILL IMMEDIATELY USE THEIR ' roger ' MONEY TO BUY THE BIGGEST POT TO USE IN ROASTING THE POOR DOGS ?

bomb sniffer ko - knockout smeller ni
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Will Eventually Break Written By Femi Fani-kayode by lilkech(m): 10:29am On Jan 29, 2012
I LIKE SHOOTING GUNS, THROWING BOMBS AND CUTTING PEOPLES THROATS ( on my ps3 )

LET US FIGHT REAL LIFE WAR JORR . . . NIGERIA DON RIPE FINISH

NA TO SPOIL REMAIN

ABI UNA NOR GO FOLLOW ME CARRY GUN GO FIGHT ?

long live my own home state not Nigeria
CrimeRe: A Bus Loaded With Explosives Was Intercepted In Abuja Metropolis Yesterday by lilkech(m): 7:55am On Jan 29, 2012
SHEGE KAI DAN BANZA !!

DAT BUS BEEN DEY GO BLOW FOR ASO ROCK

USELESS POLICE
Jokes EtcRe: He Has Come And Gone ( Etc ) by lilkech(op): 10:03pm On Jan 28, 2012
WHY ARE YOU ALL POSTING ?

I DIDNT START THIS THREAD TO SEEK AN OPINION OR ASK QUESTIONS

NA ETC THREAD . . . SO MAKE UNA GET TO KNOW AM
Jokes EtcHe Has Come And Gone ( Etc ) by lilkech(op): 2:48pm On Jan 28, 2012
OUR AUGUST VISITOR . . . THE MOST FEARED AND REVERED MOD ON NAIRALAND . . . BEN10 . . . HAS COME AND GONE


HE MADE HIS COME BACK FROM MARS WITHIN THE LATE HOURS OF YESTERDAY AND PROCEEDED TO POST A FEW HARMATTAN INFESTED JOKES

HE CLAIMS HE JUST HAD A DINNER WITH OBAMA, VISITED QUEEN ELIZA, FOUGHT MIKE TYSON, DID A REMIX WITH NEYO & WAS BUYING SUBSIDIZED ROCKET FUEL FOR HIS NEXT ADVENTURE TO PLUTO

HE MUST HAVE ALREADY LEFT BY NOW TO PLANT NL'S FLAG ON THAT PLANET

BUT THE REAL QUESTION IS . . . IS IT NOT SUPPOSED TO BE DANI1LUV'S TURN TO DO SOME AMBASSADORAL WORK ?

ALL HAIL EXTRA - TERRESTIAL MOD BEN10 !!

* dani1luv nor just get shin - shin level where ben10 dey *
Jokes EtcRe: Soilders Arrest Man In Lagos This Morning by lilkech(m): 2:26pm On Jan 28, 2012
werrin dey worry this posta
Jokes EtcRe: Gender Fun by lilkech(m): 2:24pm On Jan 28, 2012
NAIRALAND - FEMALE


* too much sh1t *
Jokes EtcRe: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by lilkech(m): 2:15pm On Jan 28, 2012
* pointing at the approaching car *


OFFICER ARREST THAT MAN ALSO FOR DRIVING A SNATCHED CAR
FamilyRe: Eating At Funerals. by lilkech(m): 12:09pm On Jan 28, 2012
FUNERAL PARTY

BIRTHDAY PARTY

GRADUATION PARTY

CHIEFTAINCY PARTY

ALL NA PARTY

NO PARTY WITHOUT FOOD

NIGERIANS MUST FIGHT FOR FOOD

SO INVITE REFEREE JOIN
Jokes EtcRe: Above by lilkech(m): 11:20am On Jan 28, 2012
^^^

THE IGBANA SMOKER THEN HAD HIS OWN WAY WITH THE HOLY SISTER

AND THE THREE OF THEM DECIDED TO LEAVE EVERYTHING CONCERNING THE PREGNANCY TO THE ONE ' BELOW '
Jokes EtcRe: You Must Read Dis! (wetin Concern Dem?) by lilkech(m): 10:56am On Jan 28, 2012
WHY PERSON GO NAME HIMSELF ' SKALES '


THAT NAME SOUNDS & FEELS TOO ' FISHY '


* na only fish & marine animals dey get scales *
Jokes EtcRe: 2012 Internet Jokes Collections. Just Drop. by lilkech(m): 10:19am On Jan 28, 2012
SEE YA DRY JOKES

SO U DON POST FINISH RUN ABI

YOU DON RE-FUEL YOUR SPACESHIP ABI

NA URANIUM U WAN TRAVEL GO THIS TIME ?

YEYE MOD
Jokes EtcRe: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by lilkech(m): 10:14am On Jan 28, 2012
I WALK INTO THE BAR ESCORTED BY THE NEW IGP


* pointing to the poster above me *


INSPECTOR ARREST THAT MAN FOR BEING IN POSSESION OF MULTIPLE IDENTITY CARDS !
Jokes EtcRe: 2012 Internet Jokes Collections. Just Drop. by lilkech(m): 8:01pm On Jan 27, 2012
U THIS RUNAWAY SPIRITUAL ASTRONAUT MOD


SO YOU ARE BACK FROM MARS ABI


OYA WEY MY METEORITE WEY I BEEN CONJURE MAKE YOU BRING FOR ME
GamingRe: Is There Any Car Race Better Than Need For Speed? by lilkech(m): 4:05pm On Jan 27, 2012
THE BEST STREET RACING GAME IS MIDNIGHT CLUB


THE BEST FUN RACING GAME IS NFS

THE BEST SIMULATION RACING GAME IS GRAN TURISMO
Jokes EtcRe: I Am Back Again! by lilkech(m): 3:51pm On Jan 27, 2012
^^^


NA WAH O
Jokes EtcRe: The Legend Of D Jokers>> Lets Act A Scary&funny Movie by lilkech(m): 3:49pm On Jan 27, 2012
^^^


NA WAH O
WebmastersRe: Nigeria - 3rd Twitter Nation In Africa by lilkech(m): 3:35pm On Jan 27, 2012
solomon111:
Nigerians just love to misplace their priority.
How is this information news-worthy.
How is twitter going to help us take our rightful place in the comity of nations especially beyond africa.
I tire for Nigerians !
Indeed the black race is the least intelligent.
DID U JUST POST THIS SH1T FROM A BUNK ?
Christianity EtcRe: What Do You Think Will Happen By December 21, 2012(so Called End Of World) by lilkech(m): 3:22pm On Jan 27, 2012
[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=855556.msg10060776#msg10060776 date=1327673869]This is a tree showing how the OP's day has been;


https://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Sleepy/sleep-041.gif - Woke up from sleep thinking of ! https://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Smoking/smoking-marijuana-027.gif


https://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Smoking/smoking-cannabis-034.gif - Started to smoke https://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Smoking/smoking-cannabis-032.gif


https://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Smoking/smoking-029.gif - Got high and started to hallucinate https://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Smoking/smoking-marijuana-031.gif


https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-computer005.gif - Came on Nairaland a Started this thread.

https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-eatdrink020.gif - Then he went to look for food to quench his munchies



The End


Okija_JujuTM[/quote]SECONDED

THIRDED

FOURTHED
CrimeRe: Mob Lynches Cop For Killing Driver Over Bribe by lilkech(m): 6:01pm On Jan 26, 2012
kulutempa:
This is what should be happening to our kleptocrat leaders. They kill more people in Nigeria everyday by not providing basic services, like good roads and hospitals, than all Nigerian policemen could. Remember this was the justification Rawlings used for wiping out Ghana's corrupt leadership.
DO U KNOW HOW MANY TRAIN LOADS OF PEOPLE THE 9JA RAWLINGS WILL NEED TO CATCH AND EXECUTE TO DISINFECT OUR COUNTRY ?

EVEN TO LINE ALL OF THEM UP AT THE FIRING SQUAD AND HAVE THEM SHOT WILL SURELY TAKE MONTHS TO ACCOMPLISH EVEN AFTER MIRACLOUSLY MANAGING TO CATCH ALL OF THEM.

NIGERIA NEEDS A MIRACLE
Jokes EtcRe: You Must Read Dis! (wetin Concern Dem?) by lilkech(m): 8:47am On Jan 26, 2012
booqee:
Wetin concern lilkech wiv Queen'B? tongue
NA WHO BE BE DAT ?

ME AND THAT QUEEN FIT GET ONE OR TWO OH !
Jokes EtcRe: You Must Read Dis! (wetin Concern Dem?) by lilkech(m): 4:40pm On Jan 25, 2012
WETIN CONCERN HABOKI WITH BB PIN

WETIN CONCERN POLICE WITH # oga officer i been dey waka pass #

WETIN CONCERN OKADA WITH REVERSE

WETIN CONCERN MOLUE WITH LEATHER INTERIOR

WETIN CONCERN KEKE WITH AC

WETIN CONCERN BUNGALOW WITH ELEVATOR

WETIN CONCERN UNA WITH HOW OTHER THINGS DEY TAKE CONCERN THEIRSELF
Jokes EtcRe: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by lilkech(m): 1:16am On Jan 16, 2012
OMO. THIS SUBSIDY DON KUKU CATCH ME

NO MONEY TO BUY BEER

* maybe the barman go give me credit today *
Properties3 Plots Of Land + Duplex For Sale @ Satellite Town Lagos by lilkech(op): 1:12am On Jan 16, 2012
PROPERTY FOR IMMEDIATE SALE

3 PLOTS OF LAND + A DUPLEX ( half completed )

THIS PROPERTY IS LOCATED IN SATTELITE TOWN . LAGOS STATE

N20,000,000 ( 20 million Naira ) NEGOTIABLE , CONTACT FOR MORE DETAILS (claverestest@gmail.com )
PropertiesRe: Build A New House Vs Buy A New House by lilkech(m): 1:02am On Jan 16, 2012
PROPERTY FOR IMMEDIATE SALE

3 PLOTS OF LAND + A DUPLEX ( half completed )

THIS PROPERTY IS LOCATED IN SATTELITE TOWN . LAGOS STATE

N20,000,000 ( 20 million Naira )

NEGOTIABLE , CONTACT FOR MORE DETAILS ( claverestest@gmail.com )
Jokes EtcRe: Solution by lilkech(op): 8:30am On Jan 12, 2012
BRIGHT . . . BRIGHT . . . BRIGHT

HOW MANY TOMES I CALL YAA NAME ?

YOU NEVER USE DAT SNATCHED JEEP ROB FINISH ?

NOR CARRY AM COME HERE AGAIN OH !
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Police Removing Remains After Killing Protester In Ibafo by lilkech(m): 12:10pm On Jan 11, 2012
DID THIS HAPPEN TODAY ?
Jokes EtcRe: Solution by lilkech(op): 8:20am On Jan 11, 2012
^^^ I BEEN DEY SUSPECT BEFORE SAY DANI1LUV DON USE AM GO DO BLOOD MONEY

BUT WHEN I BEEN MEET AM FACE TO FACE OMO I CANCEL THAT IDEA

POVERTY NO DEY HIDE

SO NOW I DEY SUSPECT SEUN

MAKE DEM PROVIDE BEN 10 JORR . . . AND MAKE GBAGBO STOP TO DEY BARK & SHIT EVERYWHERE FOR HERE

NA CLASSIC LUNATIC ASSYLUM BEHAVIOUR BE DAT

#OCCUPYNAIRALAND
Jokes EtcRe: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by lilkech(m): 8:12am On Jan 11, 2012
NO OOO
NA SPECIFIC OCEAN HIM DEY GO

IF YOU LOOK GLOBE WELL YOU GO SABI SAY

ATLANTIC DEY UP

PACIFIC DEY DOWN

HOLANDIC DEY BESIDE

AND SPECIFIC DEY UNDER

NA UNDER BRIGHT WAN GO OHH ! . . . AS HIM DON CONFESS WITH STYLE SAY HIM BE MAMMY WATER

MAKE WE DEY GIVE AM SHANCE OHH !!!

* settles down to wrap my maryJ *
Jokes EtcRe: E.T.C President of 2011 Nomination In Progress : pls nominate here by lilkech(m): 1:57am On Jan 11, 2012
i will vote when fuel price returns to 65 naira
Jokes EtcRe: All Jokers Offtopic Bar Joint (reloaded) by lilkech(m): 1:32am On Jan 11, 2012
^^^ NA speciFIC OCEAN

HIM BEEN TELL ME ON CODE YÉSTERDAY

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