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k1 says that Uti couldn’t even bury his father because he (Uti)was chasing money. Hmmm, dis boiz brain don dey shatter oo. picking quarel with everyone jst because he tinks he was swapped. k1 is not only metally disturbed but he is also an axhole. imagine bringing someone's dead father in2 a completely unrelated matter. that nigga has gone out of his mind.come nxt week, he'll surely reap the consequencies of his actions;yeye bushman!

i dont know if they have online streaming (haven't found one yet), but you can catch videos of current activities in the house, as well as news,votes, photos and all on the bba website, http://bigbrotherafrica.dstv.com/.

why are the videos for all these actions not on the bba site,except the one where uti was threating to pour hot oil on k1. see all these actions ohh; bottle smashing, frying pan throwing,LovePeddler calling and curses, dem no see them put for thier bba site, na the one wey uti dy hala na im they rush go put for dem website, not even showing videos of wetin bring about the whole misunderstanding. biggie no lemme curse u like meryl.make una kukuma respect una sef post the video jor!




Paloma, abeg abeg abeg do begin dy go house . barn no good for u. she go go dier now go spoil their spirit with all this holy holy ambassador of africa talk talk. anyway, i trust lerato, shiela and tatiana to fustrate her life weneva she starts misbehaving. no wahala, do come enter barn today. Kaone u no nahhhh! next week na u b next.

code didn't pack his guitar cos he tot he wasn't going to leave today . serously?!! hmm he wishes.!

seems like the show is going pretty well. hope i pick interest in bba5 soon.

kai!just realizing that the show has kicked off. chei! wer do i even begin to catch up!!!

nahwah! now mohit says the pix is definitely photoshoped/unreal = the works of wande's enemies.



hmmm, hard to beliv its nt real bt well, any which way sha, no wahala. if d guy deny himself, wetin again; na to bliv am naaah. anyways, love his music!!

What's the scariest movie you've ever seen??

Mine would be;
1. My bloody valentine
2. Evil Dead.

What are yours?

borrow and wed? nt a good combo

GOD FORBID.hmmm, cursed kwa! Poster,if u r un4tunate in lyf,deal wid it and stop luk'n 4excuses lyk "cursed" 2console urself.i no ALOT of igbo's who r very successful;myself being a living witnes. so,do me a favor and STOP THE GENARIZATION! even 4rm d forum,u seem 2b d only one believing ur myth so,plz STOP!

whoa! funny. cant believe we've gotten a new name; "terrorist". how finished are we?? i think we had better stop bickering and start thinking of a way forward from here. what has happened has happened and is by-gone. we can either mend our ways or keep running around in circles. Now that we have also been branded terrorist, amid out numerous, numerous  terrible names, what can we do oh!oh! i no,  How about trying to make a positive mark. showing the world that we can do better than all the. . . you know. . . ugly names that we have acquired in the past: fraudsters, drug dealers,419ners, kidnappers, lechers, and the whole marrying for passport thingy,  oh my God! we have a lot to tackle here. Terrorism, is just the most recent, and things are not going to change if we continue missing the point here; whether he(the nigerian terrorists guy who i don't  care what his name is) was brainwashed,rich, a northerner, a Muslim, has nothing to do with the situation as hand. the one that affects us all is the fact the he is Nigerian. That identity is what he shares with us all, VERY UNFORTUNATELY. if we keep making excuses, we are only but prolonging the stay of our names on every countries black list! so what is it going to be?we wanna keep complaining and pretending that we are the happiest people on earth and so cannot commit suicide talk less of carrying a bomb along with it?!then we can all do that! or do we want to make things different for ourselves, by shading a positive light to our image. we can effect this change together. yeah, and least i forget, if we also want to keep things the way they are, then that is also, hhmmm. . .  well,  i don't no.

Oh No! and how i used to laugh at these Arabs (or what ever their name is) when they are being searched at the airport. How they practically single them out and search them inside-out. They even  have them pulling down their clothing item up until they have only their under-wears on them. Aha! and then, those ones that grow very very frightening beards, have their "beards searched". i don't know how true that last info is, but i heard about it once. dunno. anyway, the point is that, then, i used to go like, "Haha, at least we get better treatment". Okay, we did have our own share of stop and search at the airport security, because of our 419 stamp, and the green-passport with the coat of arm stereotype,which sets off a red signal; now attached with terrorism, oohoooohhhhhhhh, it is gonna get a lot worse!

yh! hapi new year friends. 
woah! cant bliv dis thread is stil up and running. best wishes to all in year 2010.

i jst wanna b d last person 2post( nw how is dat gonna b possible?). it has been a happy day, yet so sad. i'm going to miss everyone. d last goodbye is the hardest one. till it happens again next year. hope 2see u guys den. d best bigbrother ever, ended with the strongest and mightiest of them all winning the trophy (winner; aka swaggalicious kevin wid his kevolicious swagger). this is wer i draw my curtain. hope to meet everyone on bb5 or bbn2 ( ) next year. to; Gtay, naijagirl, Ziggy mama, Dominique, Soloqy, Tampico, Mannylex, Soki2ng, BlueDiva., Ambber, Gunnergal, Ponytail, TEE ZERO, Honeric01, Mykali, Aladunni, Osuide4 etc, and my humble self, its all about the kevolution y'all! Peace out!!!!!

9ja4eva:
Na craze dem dey.lol

crazy or dead? i tink death will do dem good

i can imagine the numba of SADC pipo dat will die today. congrats 2 kev.

yes!

abeg make dis guys do call d winner sharp sharp abeg! na wetin sef!

i wonder who will be the last person 2post on this thread.
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[quote author=Ziggy_mama link=topic=320044.msg5057042#msg5057042 date=1260054728] . . tank God we hav almost com 2 d end of this torture called NKENNA.[/quote]u mean the nkennamares? yeah it will soon be over. in a matter of hours at that.
as 4moi, i dont even need the pain medications any more. the end of nkenna is the beginning of my good health.

2day is the last day of the show. i hate goodbyes so ***k dat. *****sniff**********sniff**********snifffffff*****. oh wat the heck !. . . nooooooooooo! this show cant be ova. . . none of this should be over (except nkenna of course) . 2all bba4 nairalanders, will neva forget all the good times; taking a walk in the park, having a great time at the beach, going 2the movies,oh well, i'm probably just hallucinating some of the details, but in my defense, my doctor says that it's probably the side effect of the overdose of nkenna-cetamol that I've been taking lately and the inappropriate ways i administer the drug(imagine most times, i put the tablets in my nose, my eyes, my ears or most times, i just grind it and rub it all over my body as per cream, especially when the nkennamares become unbearable) ****grabbing a handkerchief***** its too sad though! well i tink i suld go back in time and start all ova again. see u guys on 27th August 2009. . i cant afford to miss u guys! kevolution all the wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

TexMex:
Did you read this comment that someone made on the BBA site about NKENNA:
The village diva really thinks she has become a star simply by featuring in BBA. Did she forget so soon how BAYO went forgotten soon after his BBA1 experience? How about OFUNNEKA and UTI?

u wan use those ones compare nkenna. razz girl has no comparison on dis planet earth and the world beyond. i'm sure her karma would be a stone or an animal. dat girl does not deserve to be a human being . she has to be a goat or something when she reincarnates. being a human is a big challenge for her. that is why she is finding it difficult to fit in. i'm sure she wishes that she could regurgitate like a snake, chew cord like a goat, lack bowel control like a cow and climb trees like a monkey. but as a human, she cant do all these things. no wonder she is so angry with the human race.

i think nkennarism should be added to the dictionary;

Nkennarism: ^1. a hyper, excess, extreme and uncontrollable state of razzness. ^2. madness in its highest order

Origin of the word: named after a deluded housemate in the popular reality show, "bigbrotherafrica."

mehn! i cant even bliv dt d show is comin 2an end. oh well! i dont even want 2go there  

anyway, i'm sure i'll neva 4get dis line: i gat fame and fortune on my fingertips   ,  . . . . . . . ah! now that fortune is sure gonna be his.

wuld miss nkenna; i mean all the nightmares, daymares, eveningmares and nkennamares . . . . i jst keep wondering what will become of her when she lands @ the airport. wont be suprised to see her in "mad peoples costumes", parading the streets of ABJ, obviously raving mad!

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wish dey culd jst rewind d show. i dont wanna see it enddddddddd  ;well, i guess i have to wear blindfolds.  

Yesterday  [Te 01 Dec,20:38], Nkenna’s plans for her money pot
1. She is going to use it for the less privileged. Something like the orphan thingy they did last week.
2. Then she is taking her family out.
Nkenna: “By the grace of God, all of them. If my father is not in, I’ll fly him to town. Whoever is not in, I’ll fly the person into town, by the grace of God. . . you understand! I’ll give my nephew, my nieces, they won’t come because they would disturb. I’ll give them their own treats specially.  . . . . . all of them. I’ll take them to wonderland . .  take them to somewhere they will never forget. THE BEST! THE MOST EXPENSIVE IN ABUJA.
3. She will take her family to an exclusive hotel and have dinner.
Nkenna: After having dinner,we’ll pray for unity, we’ll pray for propress(I think she was trying to say progress), ON THE DINNER TABLE (hmmm. . . .me don already dey pity the people wey go dey the eatery that day. how unfortunate can they be!) and everybody comes back home and go to wherever they want to go.
4. She wants a situation where after removing the money for orphans, her family and herself, she will still have money for ******(I honestly didn’t catch what she was trying to imply. . . ),
Nkenna: I won’t even buy much for the orphans “ YOU KNOW THIS ORPHAN PEOPLE, THEY DON’T EVEN EAT MUCH. THE BEST THING IS TO GIVE THEM RAW THINGS. BECAUSE GIVING THEM RAW THINGS, THOSE PEOPLE WHO LOOK AFTER THEM WILL TAKE IT! So I’ll just go to a fast food and buy things like meatpie, sausage-roll, . . . as in just charter them, . . . .cake from fast food, egg, emmm. . scotch egg,all those stuffs” I wont even buy them gift, they might take it from them. I’ll give them something they will consume there and then. I’ll see them consuming { !!!}. By the grace of God I’ll look for all this barney people with a dj that will play song for them. I’ll will invite you too(refering to mozamo). So that it wont be like it’s only me standing with orphans. ,  . . . . blah blah blah blah blah . . . .  You understand. So, basically, blah blah blah blah blah
5. Nkenna: Then, my nephews, I’ll take them to a toy store. When I mean toy shop, not all this toys Mickey mouse, no, things that they can use! (wait ohh! If  nkenna no wan buy them mickey mouse, na Love Machine she go buy. Abi na vibrator? ? nahwah oo. Which wan come be things that they can use? ? me come confuse sha? ? ). They will pick whatever they want, I’ll pay!
OR! I’ll buy them Christmas clothes!
OR! I’ll take them out for fun!


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Oh Jesus! All this arrangement na for untop thesame money pot wey I dey see, abi she get another extra money pot. Or the money dey multiply like the five loaves of bread and two fishes 4bible. Dis kin money wey no dey finish; See expensive hotel and expensive dinner. Wahala dey o o o!



So, Who has been voting Kevin??
ME!ME!ME!ME!ME!ME!ME!ME!ME!ME!ME!ME!ME!

yes!!

hmmm. . . .! just watched a clip 4rm ystday.

QUICK QUESTION: Can anyone imagine Nkenna being a mother?

-One sure thing; for the unfortunate children, na die go dey hungry them. 

-But on the bright side, they will have more than ENOUGH bedtime STORIES! . ahhh!the lucky bastards ! _{in btw; soooooooooo hapi that i'm not in their shoes!} 

realtimer:
Yes it is big social event but the organizers should declare point blank there moral standard if not, a new but backward culture is created in the minds of the young ones and especially children watching this programme.

Thank you.

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I'm sorry, I don't understand English; 

honeric01:
abi u understand am?

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No, my English, not so good!

funkybaby:
kevin had saved him before.
of what use is nkenna to him?
he is just dumb. QED! 

you mean when eddie was up against his twin?? i'm not sure kevin even remembers which of the twin he saved at the time.
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anyways, gat 2go vote kevin now. emma suld go abeg! we need her country's vote, and we need itai to further aggravate the confusion in SADC's camp!!

^^^^^^^^^^^^^ who else could he have replaced wid. cos i neva saw him putting up nkenna. or should he have put himself instead?? 

Tatase:
If only she'd just shut up and never speak, it would be ok, Like when I watch her on mute, she's not that bad.

^^^^^^^ lol

naijagal:
since kevin is gonna make it to d finals i wonder which country is gonna vote 4 nkenna

AccoPen:
Her village people

and also
Pakistan, Iraq, Iran; and then later, they would invite her into their country for slaughtering.

in btw; una don look Nkenna wella ? ? ? dat girl resemble Osama Bin Laden ooo.  . una sure say no be am sef? 

Tatase:
But my voting will support Nkenna. The amount of hatred she's engendered in Nigerians, she NEEDS that money to move to Benin Republic and start a business there, because she might find Naij too hot for her.

buhahaha. that wont save her. nigerians are everywhere. even in d jungle.   .my best advice wil be for her to teleport herself back in time. stone age will do her good. or maybe she can join the bushmen in Lesotho. _{*******hmmmmmmm . . .i can imagine Nkenna hunting for food and gathering coconut with her best friend gorilla and love of her life; chimpanzee***************}. i bet she will fit in perfectly!!!.

GTay:
Bros, do you realize these guys are fighting it out for $200,000.00 USD = N 30,000,000.00 Naira 

OMG!! na true oh. i neva even take time calculate dat moni wella. nahwah ooH! if that money reach nkenna hand, d girl go just faint, one time! omo next tin na die b dat! hmmmmm . .  

Tatase:
Honestly, I'm supporting Mzamo because I enjoy her. At least in her BBA relationship, she was patently only in it for the sex not the attention unlike the delusional (widow/er) Emma and Kevin. I feel like she's real and herself.

yh. mozamo is cool. very transparent lady

Tatase:
Am I the only one who doesn't like Kevin?!? He's gullible, easily led (by snakey Itai and that awful whiney vindictive Emma), and so so transparently fake with his "trying-to-be-relelvant" relationship with Liz who even told him the night b4 she left that he should stop playing to the cameras. He should have just stuck to trying to get Africa interested in his music career.

i comment my reserve.  but i can see d reason why other countries despise him.

Tatase:
Random Aside: What's Itai's deal with worrying about his girlfriend waiting for him on the outside and begging her to be patient? What did he do to her before coming into the house? This is someone he wants to propose to immediately he leaves the house and he doesn't trust that she can wait the 3mths he's in the house for him? Very Strange!!!

girlfriend ke. who blivz a word! i honestly doubt if he has any. but if he is telling the truth(wich will b the 1st time in history), den i cant help imagining hw "fortunate" that girl is.truely. but i am so "unjealous"  of her.   

tsheda:
its scary i  really think that Emma will win this money if she doesnt leave this Sunday

say wha ??

luvli:
Kevin:- "I am sure Itai will smoke since he is under pressure, he has a feeling that Eddy will put him up, Eddy wept when Geraldine left, Geraldine's leaving felt like I lost a soldier in the battle, People really take things personal,  I hope Ugandans will not show me hatred because of phil and Hannington, I do not hate Eddy but this is a competition, I am so eager and desperate to stay here and Africa Knows that, I am planning to be the housemate who stands out among the housemates for the remaining weeks, I Regret kissing Paloma and Nominating Nkenna."

who cares about wat he regrets! if dat boi knows wat is good 4him, he had bera shurrup his mouth so he doesn't commit any blunder like mama Nkenna. we jst gat 2weeks left. he can regret later.not rit nw! 



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i pray itai stays and emma deletes on sunday. me tink dat d girl is too full of herself