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hmmmm, . , funny nomination session really. i'm not even perturbed by the final outcome. if kevin looses, he can graciously come back home. no qualms. at least we tried our best to keep him in. . make swapping time roll sharp sharp make i commot mind jor. though d "swaping" is so so obvious. ![]() |
ayusman16:if it happens, for me, no skin-pain. he is one of the few that deserve it ayusman16:na who get d name? hotteju:my dear, u wont understand. even, as i was typing, i got a good news dat one of them just died in a moto accident. yippee! i don make am! shame to my enemies ![]() --------------------------------------------- seriously though. how r d strategies going? hope kevin is not forming any sort of alliance wit itai. ![]() |
^^^^^^^ thank you my sister! mountain of fire ke! i no even sabi da one sef! wetin i no be say "nkenna's" done provoke me; i wan provoke them back. i''m sure my prayers have succeded. yeppie! ![]() |
hotteju:^^^^^^ NO!, i'm not satisfied! any nkenna in my life, may fire from heaven burn them down. anywhere they are; in the east, in the west, in the north, in the south, may they cripple dis very moment. my life is dedicated to my Lord Jesus Christ, so nkenna's, haha,una don miss road. what eva eye they are using to monitor me, i blind them what eva poison dey are preparing for me, may they drink of their very own concoction. may they see hell sooner than they expect every nkenna in my life, anywer u are, i send fire to your gathering this very moment. Holy Ghost, FIRE! Holy Ghost, Fire! burn then, gboosaaaaaa! Receive; FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE FIRE DIE DIE DIE FIRE!! BURN THEM . . BURN THEM . . BURN THEM . .DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE BURN BURN BURN AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ----------------------------------------------- whew! now i feel good! ![]() and a lot better too. . . . . . . |
naijagal:itai? d guy wuld pass as a triator anyday. i wonder how he sleeps at night? maybe, wid his dog on top of him. gay master! no wonder his senses are so twisted and full of backstabbing s*h**t ! ![]() shalom1234:i hope kevin does not listen to a word of his lies! |
jst watchin gerry's eviction clip. nkenna is purely soul-less, i tel y'all. why on earth wuld she have dat grin on her face. ![]() |
soloqy:seriously. cant u remember d time wen we brutalized and later shot her! and the other time wen we burnt her alive and settled her ashes in the bush! or is it the time wen we plunged a knife into her heart and watched her bleed to death. . . . **** u mean u cant remember eish! too much of nkenna = horrible nightmares. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO ! I WANT OUT ! somebody plz evict dat girl! its my mental health that we are talking about here! my MENTAL HEALTH |
Mannylex: c'mon mannylex man! wake up! your dreaming bruv. jst wake up! its just a dream. . so no worries okay. jst pour cool water on your head and u'll b fine okei. take it easy |
honeric01:she was clearly living in a fool's paradise i tell u. who dash monkey mango! strong character my foot ![]() |
honeric01:hope he wears it on his eviction day (i.e. next week). and bounces out of the house on it as well ponytail:are you trying to say naiive , but in a nice way. okei . . . . i understand ![]() |
GTay:^^^^say wetin happen. did her family member die? na wetin kwa? |
GTay:^^^^dat guy sef ![]() -------------------------- hmmm. . .jst wondering! *************wat if somtin happened and nkenna was evicted instead?? ![]() |
honeric01:relax man. in a moment! sooner than later! just chill out. . on the bright side, Miss Toothless has packed. she is now waiting 4her name 2b call'd. no need 2worry |
hmmmm. . . . . . . . . so nkenna, mozamo, eddie, emma and kevin wil be in the final. nah wah, see bigbrother of yesterday done dey reach final. let's watch and see hw 2morowz nominations and next week's eviction are gonna be. i'm jst praying to everlasting jehovah that itai goes next week. mumu old ass man! i no next tin, he will go sucking up to eddie, repeating, "u owe me man!, u owe me". |
kbone:u dnt nid 2 compile details, just take one out of all her conversations and u will fill pages. *One recent conversation: Nkenna sees things Nkenna: It happens, especially if she was close to you. if you now sleep, she will pass a message to you. she has a reason for coming. Is like she wants to help you out . . . ** you’ve not heard of, oh okei, is not you, is my neighbos (neighbours), sorry, my neighbos . . . the father died. The father was always coming to them and telling them, ""My child where I am, i don’t want you people to be there". I'm telling you! "where I am!". They are all Christians now. All! All!. One was into drugs,!! sturong (strong) drugs!!! All of. . . . he was always doing it like, every time! He say, "where I am!" "where I am! i don’t want you people to be there" puliz (please), live a just life. As in, he was always coming to beg them. But he never called the name of where he was, but he was always telling them, "where I am!" "where I am!" I don’t want you people to be there!" puliz! puliz! He is crying Mozamo: (clears throat) That will make them change for ever! Nkenna: (continues) he,. . . he disturbed them, until they started living a just life. Nnadozie's family! They started living a very just life. All of them are now(emphasizes) kpish! sturong! My mom was always. . (cuts in) . my grandfather, eh, protected my daddy through sooooo may things my daddy told us. My grandfather! that is my father's father, protected my Fadaa (father) to the last! Someone will put jazz, he . .ee somebody will come to our house we’ll make food for them, maybe my father is washing hand or something , the person hit or put something. . . my grandfather will just apppppppear there and then! . . . My fada will be seeing him! There! Geraldine: Life?? Nkenna: (reassuringly) Life! And tell him, “you will not eat that food”. . mo . . , So many things. But for my moms own, even my eldest sister, my mom has come to her. You will feel a presence. You will know that someone is with you. ask Mozamo how she was feeling when she was right beside me. Ask her! Geraldine: she said . . (implying that Mozamo has confirmed the point already) Nkenna: (Blabs on . . ) you will, you. . .you . .look . . .yoo . ., Even you sef, that is not me, you will be feeling there is something unusual here. There is an unusual feel. You know what I’m say! Is not as if you will be seeing the person like this (Nkenna illustrates). NO! You will know that there is someone there. You will be feeling a presence there. Just like when I was sleeping and I felt the presence, like I opened my eyes and it was Mozamo. That time I said, “remove this thing, one!” ”remove this thing, two!” (. . . Geraldine giggling . . .) YEAH. You’ll . . .’ll , . u . . .u. mmm mnmm Geraldine: (between giggling) I have to see that one when I leave . . . I have to look for it. I must see it. i was blah blah blah . . . (change of subject) . . . . . . . . blah blah blah blah blah . . . . . . . Nkenna: (continues from where she stopped before the interruption)serious! But I have been telling her, I say it. It’s beta I dream her, than I see her. If she want to pass a message 2moro, lemme dream it in form of durream (dream). What I was feeling. In short, I just came out of the shawa (shower). I don’t know if you people even noticed me, when I even came upstairs, I still stood by the door. The camera pahaaps, (perhaps ) must have been watching. This one that is here (pointing to the camera . .) just turned, followed me upstairs. Immediately I entered the door, I clo . . . if u see the way . . . I closed the door firmly! I just peeked . . . peeked, looked . . . looked nothing, I closed d door. You were sleeping.! Geraldine: what time was this? Nkenna: "Night"! It was late. You people had slept ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Omo d conversation neva finish sef bt I don tire die. . . . and yeah, this is just one out of the many "blunders of Nkenna" |
got dis from d bba site; [quote author=http://www.mnetafrica.com/bigbrother/Article/?ID=1423]The Miserable Nights Nkenna told the girls that she is having miserable sleepless nights lately. She goes into deep detail about the dream she had last night, where she was shot at but survived because the bullet only grazed her shoulder.[/quote]Stupid gun! The target was "Nkenna" dammit! Hw culd I have missed that one! ![]() [quote author=http://www.mnetafrica.com/bigbrother/Article/?ID=1423]She says this was back home in Nigeria after she had been Evicted from the House[/quote]After her Eviction? Ahh! when?! I hope soonest! ![]() [quote author=http://www.mnetafrica.com/bigbrother/Article/?ID=1423 ]Nkenna then goes on to say that apart from the terrible dreams, she’s been feeling as though someone is following or watching her.[/quote]Well I’m not surprised! ![]() [quote author=http://www.mnetafrica.com/bigbrother/Article/?ID=1423 ]She says as a result, last night she asked to share Mzamo’s bed[/quote]For those of you still in doubt, YES! Nkenna na lesbo!! fullstop |
Cyberfreak:i can't join any train dat has nkenna's name written on it. unless if i reincarnate into a "stone" in my next world. haba! da one na suicide mission nah. and i'm too young for her to die! ![]() Cyberfreak:ha.am so sure dat was sacarsm naijagal:then VIVA NKENNA in advance! ![]() |
Cyberfreak:u saw dat one coming dint u?! nw i gat one coming rit back @ ya. bera dodge! jst threw anoda in front of u. bera duck! and jst threw anoda, and yet anoda, and. . . ., okei, come clean already= YOU'RE SURROUNDED! ! ! kbone:dey dia nah! ![]() |
diggler:unless if d word "virgin" has anoda meaning in d dictionary; if not, then my mama na virgin nah! virgin ko virgin ni! virgin fire! nkenna abeg make i hear word jare! kbone:haven't u heard of "Rape of males by females"? surely nkenna is so capable of that crime !! dnt underestimate nkenna! abi una neva look her stature well ! . d babe is a man in disguise ![]() |
^^^^^ dey r votin 4her based on she is nigerian and they bliv it wil jst throw d girl apart (emotionally) if she finds out dat she didn't get any love 4rm her own country. den on d part where she must liv, dat is an obvious fact cos oda countries aint feeling her contribution 2d show, and nigerians hav asserted that they r nt goin 2hustle 4her d same way dey do wen kevin is on d hot sit. |
naijagal:^^^^^^^^^ complete african mentality. ![]() ironically, dat singlar act made me to like her even more. aint life funi ![]() |
^^^ take out mozamo .in btw, i stil dont mind who wins though my choice is to hv eddy, mozamo, itai, kevin & nkenna in d final. dat way, SADC wil be in total confusion |
dominique:great! nw, u hv finally succeeded in convincing me.************okei ******hhhmmmmmmmm ******* nw wer is dat voting page again*****aha, found it.********click**** oh oh! wait ooo "You have already voted once this hour, please come back later". look at that! i've already voted. i guess the nigerian in me has subconsciously been voting gerry cos i honestly don't no wen dis voting dat dey are accusing me of happened ![]() |
Mannylex:= geraldine. i no she wont make it though, so wat d heck osuide4:oh no! jst d antelope. den dat lion is stil inside there! stil cause 4alarm! = hmates r not safe yet!! bigbrother, plz get some hunters to invade that hair b4 d hair tells u by itself! |
Mannylex: jemilady:lindabon's theory is extinct; has expired wid d dinosaurs, and in devolution. plz dnt hesitate to ova look . i jst felt like joining the philosophers . ![]() |
shalom1234: jemilady: jemilady:okei. now since everybody is doing the maths, i hv come up wid my own formula as well . also geraldine's departure might jst about strengthen d evil powers of 9ja haters 2sense d 9ja numba reduction as a weakness on our part. most of them hv bin silenced bt soon they wil slowly bring out their evil claws and come out of their hiding places and start their useless attacks again. we had beta keep dem in deir sleeping positions till eternity. no doubt everyone has love 4kevin, and at the end of the day, all votes wil go in his favour. 4instance if kevin gets to d final,wid nkenna and geraldine alongside, personally, dier is no way in hell i'll split my vote among d oda weaker links, and i'm sure ,more dan 70% of people who can do d maths wont split deir votes as well. bt den again, who knows, geraldine's departure can also b a blessing in disguise. meanwhile, anybody way carry d mola, as at now, i no mind sha .in btw, stil popping my corn ![]() i need not stress that from all indications, geraldine is going home on sunday. no two ways about it. . therefore, i hereby declare my mathematical formular, "extinct" |
^^^^^^^^^^^watzup soki2ng! jst felt like talkin 2u b4 sunday 8pm. ![]() okay, seriously though, wat hav we don 2 deserve your silence treatment? |
GTay:^^^^ da one no b fight nah!. for heaven's sake, i tot dey had some violent shit happening there. maybe nkenna tying and fastening her wrapper, and then both of them (nkenna and mozamo) tearing each oda apart. then kevin tries to separate, but instead nkenna uses her man-power to panel beat him mercilessly so tey, he come faint= big chaos in d house. den finally nkenna gets sober and in her drunk state, confesses and tells us wer she has been hiding her juju, and that the reason 4all her unusually outburst is because she is an ogbanje and so on and so forth ------------- na d kin fight wey i dey tink say e happen. no b dis gist wey i hia. anyway, no probs, apology accepted for the FALSE ALARM |
ponytail:hmmm, is she naked yet; i.e, d last sign of confirmed madness osuide4:u seriously dont no !! . c'mon, is'nt it soooooo obvious? ? slash overtly predictable? 2all my fellow popcorn eaters, POP ON! . . **** @Mr X! hey u! wer is my coke already****** |
Tampico:@ highlighted; u already have |
^^^^^ u and him .me, i'm jst gonna grab my popcorn and let sunday roll by . ![]() |
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. i jst felt like joining the philosophers .