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cant u tell her that u are not on that level in the relationship yet. even if she gets offended and backs off because of your honesty, its bera than leading her on and then abandoning her when you're kinda tired of the whole s*h*i*t. u tink u are saving her the heart break now by leading her on/ hiding how u feel, but trust me, u are only making things worse for her and urself. speak up man!!

@poster
bro, your name alone sef ( i too know).i've been in a r/ship wit some dude that wasn't that articulate. neva saw it as a hindrance to our future. d love was there, he was very smart and knowledgeable, and i was neva ashamed of him,  english no be our papa language. english in 9ja is an official but not a primary language. for me, there are more important tins i would love in a marriage than just impeccable English.

so mr oyibo grammatical, u need to stop having a twisted mind. plus most articulate people sometimes are just duns. so u are trying to tell me that all british, australian and american people are presentable because they speak good English. seriously man

age is just a number bro! 1 year is really notin to worry about!

[quote author=yusuf_@ link=topic=728699.msg8867699#msg8867699 date=1312634688]Truth be told, we the handsome guys of this planet are few in Number  [/quote]lol
fine bobo 
i dey hail boss!!

^^^

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=728579.msg8867063#msg8867063 date=1312625992]You will have to give both your BALLS as bride price[/quote]@ M M M
yeah M M M, my brother from another mother has spoken. 
so give us d bride price so we can carry on wit other normal procedures!

@post
nice one

but is d info also for virgins that want to have premarital xex. or in their own case is there a red horned demon, right on the side of the bed, WATCHING them as they go?? just wondering

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=728579.msg8865690#msg8865690 date=1312599399]^^^
And I am Abacha's son[/quote]oh!!   

but he told me i was d best child he has ever had   

no jealous me sha   

its sort of like the heart speaking uncontrollably. kinda like a reflex action. no amount is enough really. but if I don't say it at least once a day, then it means dat the love has expired

Dat being said, for most guys, it depends on how often they want to have s/e/x
                and, for most girls, it depends on how often they wanna go shopping

Katy86:
fred, if he do not like to eat your polish food cook only for yourself and let him cook his own food

dis oyibo people dey hia word! na only for am to carry belle born half blacky/half oyibo dey worry am!!

story story!!!!!

corruption is Nigerians way of life.its a belief, a tradition, a culture!!
@post; i tink i've always met corruption in Nigeria since i was born. now that i am getting older, corruption lingers.

BEGGING!!!
like i will always say, it depends on the kind of chicks u roll wit, stop rolling with desperate chicks and all your prayers will be answered!

My Ugly Friend Is Desperate For A Boyfriend

kai!! not fair poster! NOT FAIR

omo see curses oo! anyway d poster asked 4 it, imagine question sef; "Am i a devil?" i laugh!
and d girl wey even sleep wit dis kind guy ni sef! i tire

oh God! marriage is not by force man. marriage is really an over flogged issue in dis our 9ja society. poster, u can make a choice neva to get married and no one will force u to do otherwise. whateva rocks your boat! which one na "rich guys wit money"!! so na only poor guys dey get liver marry now abi.

tyson55:
^^it is females like you, prior to cheating on your partner you always proclaimed yourself to be "not the type" who would ever cheat.  However, also like most other females, after they have cheated, you're shocked and appalled by your behavior; but at the same time you can't stop cheating.

lol. i just have a very good history of not cheating in a relationship. its not my fault now, is it?? don't c why it should pain u though!!

mekaboy:


AND I HAVE NOT SEEN ANY GUY WHO WILL NOT SAY I LOVE YOU TO A GIRL ON HIS BED - AS LONG AS SEX IS INVOLVED.

i've seen plenty!!

kpolli:
I hate boys revealing men's tactics in public. . . . Bros u dey mad? now they know. . . .

dah one na tactics, only wen i'm on the rebound will that ever work on me!! weak strategy i say!!




@post
will rather my bf uses d L word first. its kind of less awkward that way.

if ashewo means prostitution in english, then a woman is considered ashawo when she gets paid to give intimate pleasure to a man. so sleeping wit 1 man is enough to make u an ashawo, once money is exchanged for the satisfaction given!

MRbrownJAY:
@poster
the "NUMBER" is any amount (of either gifts or money) she asks in exchange for sleeping with a guy.
she can be a virgin and yet be an ashewo if she asks for money to be paid to her before she can give the coochie up.

some men will say that the amount of men a girl has had between her legs makes the difference but it really doesnt. . . . . . . . .  its her mind that is important here.

if a girl meet a guy, have a normal r/ship and then have se.x with him then she surely aint an ashi, even if she does this with 150 different men.

on point

190:

This is a very intresting topic

OP i'll say 3

If a lady has opened her legs for atleast 3 dudes before age 25 then  i think she should gain the qualification as an ashawo!!

Its not easy to handle 3 different sizes    

3, just 3?? u gatz to be kidding me!!



[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=728590.msg8863276#msg8863276 date=1312567703]You only need one trick to be a ho.[/quote]
now this must be a joke right!!

Cheap guy= Cheap girl (needy)
Big boy = Big girl (classy)
it's a simple equation. select your category and don't complain!

okay ooo, anyway, in my world, cheating is not allowed!

i have too much money to make, and so many responsibilities and i definitely don't have d time to fight for a man with another woman. neither do i have time to fight to keep a man. staying with me is his own choice, cant force dat on him. d wife in question dey piss me off jor!

some women get time. typical average 9ja woman; always looking for public sympathy. shameful really. come see the man wey my fellow women dey kill themselves for!! both to the married woman and the husband snatcher=shame! shame! shame! Mrs Lovelyn Okojie, a man that leaves his responsibility for bigger jugs does not deserve to be wit u. dedicate ur self to ur children, and i'm sure the right man is around d corner. Stop making excuses for your husband!
me, i cant kill myself for any irresponsible he-goat, married or not.life is too short abeg!!

i.e if this story is true sha

don't know how people run their own relationship, but me i dont see any biggie here. whats with this whole cooking thing, like its some kind of God we worship? cookery books are everywhere my dear. nobody is an impeccable cook. it takes practice, lots of practice to become good in preparing a particular meal. just get her in the right mood and initiate the idea of getting a cookery book. for me, i'll advice against telling her point blank that her soup is not sweet. that seems too blunt to me. if she should ask you why the cookery book, just go with the idea that its good to try different things in the kitchen.

i'll say ebay. 'em not really a big fan of gumtree anyway, but my sis sold her computer on gumtree and it was sold in less than 2days, cash at hand. you should also go with the "pick up only option" on ebay, cos posting a bed, hmm . .

r231:
horrible process

are you human

i no i wasn't born through a horrible process though. mine was a completely natural and wonderful moment for my parents. no wonder i turned out well; a wonderful and peaceful being with so much love in my heart.   

quit drinking, no way. had to break up wit my ex when he just couldn't seem to get along wit my drinking (inbtw i'm so not an alcoholic ). me tot it was weird that he didn't drink; i mean loosen up every once in a while rather than being uptight, can only stop drinking when i'm trying to conceive, cos its for my baby's own good. as long as its not a danger to my health, and my drinking is not a danger to other people, i tink my drinking habit is allowed. so @poster, sincerely not being able to stay off alcohol for less than 4hours is a serious issue, plus its for your own good you know. i think u might need to curb the drinking habit a bit. maybe try once a week, but daily, even 4me wey like alcohol, i go complain jor,

http://alcoholism.about.com/cs/about/f/faq17.htm