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YouFuckOff:
Its more like messaging stuff. I need use the number to verify a registration process.

My guess is, you are not located in Nigeria. The only thing you can get is a Nigeria virtual number aka DID.

Since, it is a virtual number, calls and text to it need to be forwarded somewhere, hence I asked you the country you intend forwarding the number to.

If you have the right SIP app on your phone, it can also be forwarded to the App. Though this is very tricky, because the virtual number provider need to forward your calls & text to a SIP server and not the typical client installed as App on phones...even at that, the phone’s IP address is dynamic and not suitable for implementations like these.

However, there are tricks around these obstacles. I sell virtual numbers, but not Nigerian number as it is too expensive and does not move market. While most countries charge $1/month and $1/setup fees; Nigeria charge $25/month and $25/setup fees and some providers will also charge you usage fees on top of that.

If you want to do it, google ‘Nigeria virtual number’ or ‘Nigeria DID number’ and see how the companies that comes up forwards the number.

I have a SIP server you can forward the number to and I can then reverse map and forward the call to any phone number in the world for you....but, most virtual number providers can forward the number to any number in the world for you, so it may be best you find a provider that can implement both services for you.

Irunnobo:
Why do mostly all Nigerian men below the age of 50 have erectile dysfunction? This is trending among you guys and you prefer to die in silence. It's a pity women will have to rely on dildos in future.

How do you come by this statistic, if I may ask? From personal experience and sampling that many men?

Just asking, because I have not seen any public survey and statistics about that subject matter.

LaudableXX:
Wills are being contested every day in court. In fact as I speak to you, I know a case where the wife of the deceased has sued the executors of her husband's will, simply because the man forbade anyone from selling his properties after his death, and the wife is hell bent on doing so. This is the 5th year after the man's death, and none of the terms of the man's will have been executed, simply because his wife went to court to place a caveat on it.

The wife was probably statutorily married to the guy, so she have some legal standing in court and the guy cannot easily cut her off his will.

We are talking about a situation where the wife is married according to traditions or Islamic rites and the guy have a Will and an Executor. Yes, anyone can go to court and institute a case, if you have two dimes to rob together, there are some lawyers somewhere, who are willing to milk it off you and start a court fight...but, if the Will is genuine, it will be honored by any court of law, just like her statutory marriage certificate and the lady have zero say.

The only time a court can nullify a Will is, if was found out that it was altered after the facts of death or if it was faked. Same way a court can annull a statutory marriage and toss the certificate if, someone was deceived into it or was entered into in bad fate....So, both have the force of law, remedy and veracity....Only that, in one you have total control over how your assets get distributed, but in the order, that control is left to the discretion of the court.

Adeyinka123:
Guys wake up! Never you marry a woman you claim to love without doing Court Marriage. The statutory certificate is the only weapon in their hands. They are the mothers of our children for GOD's sake. Some of us had a tortuous background because our mothers married under the Customary Law which subjects our lovely mothers and sisters to the calous and the insensitive traditional order in our respective communities. Court Marriage helps a responsible man to check his actions especially when it is against the civil tenets of the statutory wedding. Open your eyes guys and show a legitimate and validated love for your wife and children in the case of untimely death and'evil manipulation from the village'. Bigamy and Polygamy are being checkmated in a properly executed Court Marriage. Every normal lady must insist on it. However, be informed also that you can not do statutory wedding as a second wife if the first Court Marriage to the first wife is still existing. It can only work if the 1st marriage has been divorced. Else the second wife shall be criminally dealt with as an accomplice in crime and obviously as an intruder. In conclusion,any act to breach a Court Marriage is an offence against the state. This one na serious matter o!

You can still use a WILL to protect your wife and kids against the village uncles and gold diggers.

A Will have the same force of law. The mistake that people make is, they think that they are too young to prepare their “Last Will & Testament”. We all know that is not true, but still postpone it. You can always change your Will as things changes, so get it done now.

YouFuckOff:
Guys, please is there any way or an app i can use to get or generate a temporary Nigeria number. I wanna use it to register for something.

I can help you, what country do you want it ring to?

Lalas247:
she was on above average pay£5 - £7.50 is average pay . she clearly got taxed and that's what she had left .. so let's say 1 million. is her salary the rest is Tax


even my staff get paid less.. she earns more than ppl who work NHS or social houses ...

You are confusing minimum salary with average.

5.00-7.50 pounds is minimum wage and by no standard average in the UK.

MotorGuru:
Insightful points here sir.
However i have the following questions with respect to marriages done in court registry:
1.What if landed properties acquired by the man during the marriage was bought in his father's name after he has realized that divorce might be inevitable in the long run(e.g he bought the properties in 2014 when the marriage was beginning to shake, so he decided to by it in his father's name... and filed for divorce in 2020) can this also be contested?
2. He bought landed property during the marriage in his name , and later transferred? ownership to his father 5 years before he filed for divorce

Yes, in fact the court will come seriously on the guy and will start trusting him less as they will see it as deceit and concealment.

The best option is to liquidate your assets and hide the money in a foreign account, then wait for the divorce to be over and start afresh.

Save the energy and avoid the heartbreak & headache; just take the next flight and come back to Nigeria.

Cc

londoner:
If true ( which I doubt) them Mike is an illiterate person.

Albinism is a part of nature whether in humans or animals. Even two dark skinned parents give birth to albino children.

To his credit, he was ready to take responsibility and clear his doubts, via a DNA test, but his wife refused?

Why would any reasonable wife refuse a DNA test, especially when the Dad is in doubt? Am even surprise that he needs the wife permission to conduct a paternity test....take the kid out for a stroll or walk and get the test done and return him.

He would have done it without the wife knowing and even before voicing his doubts to the wife.

Treasuredlove:
This is crazy....but she should just agree to the paternity test for the sake of the baby at least and to clear herself of any infidelity claim....if for nothing else

Is more likely, she know the result of the DNA test will be and know exactly who the father is and the person is not Mike.

By holding out, she felt that would give her more time and cover before the truth is known. Even if they end up divorcing, she believes her secrets are still safe as the doubt as to the true paternity of the child will still linger on in the public domain with some blaming Mike for ‘abandoning’ his child and marriage.

lokho:
I think I really need to ask him what he really meant by strange app. Is the phone not meant for you or you stole it? so I wonder why you're showing us an evidence of payment when you are also a criminal...

Base on his account, it was the cops that called it a ‘strange’ app.

Google hangout is a normal online collaboration app, mainly used by students....it is installed by default along with many other Google Apps on android devices.

lilfreezy:
0.75% you say so if I make let's say 20million, the bank will get 150k. Mehn that's too much. Nawa o. After I pay tax, pay rent, pay electricity bills for the business and buy fuel for lack of power.

Running a business is this country is frustrating

The way you stated...”if I make..”, make it sound as if the 0.75% is taken from your profit.

It is coming from your revenue, which includes the cost of the goods.

Lalasticlala is this true? Help this guy make this go viral by pushing to front page; so that custom will feel the heat and release the car.

Sterope:
The relevant point is that she collected the phone from another person. It is my understanding that is not impossible to bypass the security hurdles.

Yes, very likely that she collected from someone, but she should not have lied about the iCloud password.

Her lies makes her story unbelievable, anyone who have knowledge of iPhone understands that; iCloud passwords only come into question when you want to reset the phone and make it yours.

She lied in casting her actions as benevolent and all in an attempt to discover the owner....when her motives all along was to keep the phone for personal use in lieu of the money owed her.

ForeignAgent:
If there is any truth to all the stories circulating about this woman, then she should go back to the 3rd mainland bridge because she has unfinished business there.

That is a different lady.

Sterope:
What is needed to prove that she is innocent is that she collected the phone from someone as collateral. It is no one's business to understand how it came to be in Mr. Funbi''s possession.

If you still think you are smarter than the judge, become one!

She might have collected the phone from Funbi, hence the judge set her free.

But the story that gave up there is bull.

She wanted to keep the phone to herself, hence she repaired the screen and wanted to flash and factory reset the phone.

You only encounter iCloud password on an iPhone, when you want to flash it, or turn Find My Phone off...which you must do, before you can flash it.

She only contacted the owner when she realized that, the phone is unless to her. Otherwise, she always have the SIM with her and heard acces to the owner’s contact, even when the phone scree was bad.

BlueRayDick:
Her story doesn't add up.

1. A certain Fumbi owes her 40k and she forcefully took his phone as collateral. She discovered the phone has a bad screen and she repaired it with 30k which makes her account in debit of 70k. Did she skip economics class in secondary school?

2. The phone forcefully took as collateral for the refund being expected from Fumbi happens to belong to a fellow corps member whom Jojo happened to be in camp with at the same time.
Fumbi must he a spirit to have gone past the soldiers and police on camp to sneak into the other Corp member's room to steal her phone which he later used as collateral. At least I don't read anywhere in her lawyer's statement that shows the said Fumbi is a corper.

3. Then she repaired the phone which doesn't belong to her. To do what exactly? To see Fumbi's picture on it or what? Why repair the phone if you are not willing to sell it.

4. Come again. She repaired iPhone 6 screen for 30k? Are the repairers heaven trained? The last time time I repaired an iPhone 6 screen even at the height of exchange rate fluctuations it was 10k altogether with repairs fees.

5. Finally, if her lawyers are so sure all these facts are real as stated I believe they have a case against the police, the owner of the phone and Fumbi himself. Why are they not suing any of them? Why threatening bloggers who reported it with law suit?

You get brain!

The reason given for the repair of the screen is fishy. iPhone screen does not display the owner’s name of contact, they have the SIM card all along and they purported to only try the SIM card on a different phone, after the repair.

This is the true picture...

She must have either stolen the phone from the original owner or too it from the Bunmi girl who must had stolen.

Regardless of how she came into possession of the phone, she wanted to keep it, and never wanted to contact the original owner; hence she went to repair the broken screen.

In an attempt to factory reset the phone, they hit a road block, because the iCloud password. I have been using iPhones from the first generation, the only time you are forced to produce an iCloud password is when you want to factory reset the phone and wipe out the previous owner info and setup the phone anew.

iPhone does not challenge you for iCloud password, if you are trying to locate the owner’s info....plus, I assume the phone is locked, continuous failed passwords will just disable the phone and will not prompt you for iCloud password.

After she discovered that, the phone is unless to her, that is when she contacted the owner for her repair money and some change and as you have stated replacing an iPhone digitize is between 10 to 15.

Are orders like these not supposed to be served on INEC, who will then forward a nullification certificate to the Senate and the Senate President will show him the way out?

dis man still dey alive?

The government should just remove the lagoon.

Hj

Phuck the Manager wife or gf, thank me later.

Your first problem is that, at 22 you are still referring to yourself as a boy and true to form, you are as irresponsible as boys.

Once you start seeing yourself as an adult, you might be forced to rethink your actions and take responsibility for your function.

Act like an adult, stare your irresponsible acts and lies directly in the face and own up to them. Don’t factor in your Dad’s or any’s reaction, your goal is to truly come clean and forge ahead with acting responsibly.

As you indicated, your parents already know what is going on, as you have been rat out. They are waiting for you to come do the right thing and own up to them. Delaying it by staying back until you get admitted is not going to solve anything, rather it is enlongate their grievances and also prolong your dubious act, you don’t know where it will lead or when it will end.

Just go to them, confess and tell them you are sorry....the most often outlooked but powerful English statement is: “I am sorry” from a contrite heart, they possess unimaginable power to disarm and diffuse otherwise highly charged situations and circumstances.

The two attires are not the same...look at the neck, the 2009’s is shorted and more rounded.....the later is longer and formed a V at the bottom of the neckline.

The designs are also completely different.

My guess is, he used the same tailor who may have forgotten he made a similar design for him years ago or have retrofitted his own design in Ann attempt to pass them off as new and modern.

Are Members of the House and Nigeria Executive Office holders entitled to security details by law or does it sorely left with the Police to make that determination.

If it is the former, you should take them to court. He has not been convicted and he still represents his constituents and their rights should be respected.

If it is the later; then the Senate & the House need to look into enacting a bill around this area. It should not be left to the opinion of the Police to choose who to protect and who not to.

EMINIBLAIT:
liar ni commissioner yii !!!
let's see the pics of the revived victim ??

in that pics please let's look for the tear gas container
this Is a big lie

The video of the incident is online, it is not teargas, the poor boy was shot.

I don’t know why Police have to lie like this, unless the perpetrator feed high command with the above fabrications and they didn’t brother to validate the veracity before running to the press.

ifyalways:
Name and shame. Name the travel agency. That's one way to stop them.

@OP, E Pele. Not new. Most foreign airlines will accept Cc payment but you must present yourself physically with the cc and valid identification before the travel date at any of their offices closest to you for final validation.
One of the pains of being a Nigerian.

hmmmm, why have I not experienced this before? Though I don’t use agents, I book directly online and no problem.

I have even used my CC to book for friends and families for local and international travel; I just email them the itinerary and they are good to go once they show up at the Airport.

CircleOfWilis:
What happens if the vice president is completing the president's second term...Can he still contest the single tenure knowing he is also In his second tenure as Vp?

The bill did not differentiate between completing 1st or 2nd term of the President. He still can only serve a max of one more term.

The goal is to restrict an individual to take the oath of office at most, twice.

Even if, he was rightfully labeled a fraudster, what right does a SARS has to shoot him?

Nigerians should start fighting back, use the services of these young lawyers just graduating from law school to sue SARS until they become broke.