₦airaland Forum

anslemarinze52:
Go and report to the police station first.
It better you try than to conclude already.

You know how e go pay for station to report the thing stolen?

They might even ask him to bail himself as he may be a suspect being the last person who saw the phone before it went missing!

Kingbuhari:
I didn't say Dana... When I saw the post I thought it was me because it happened yesterday at mm2 departure around 4pm ... I was hoping to escape from the heat and bad readership not knowing some bad luck is their waiting for me .. anyway am going to airport tomorrow with 14hrs layoff in Doha .. lemme park my sleeping mat because it's the road is going to be bumpy

I wish safe and successful Japa, have faith the bad experience will not happen again.

The Government can’t be making this hell of a Country unbearable to survive-in and come and be making the escape hatch a nightmare.

Kingbuhari:
I thought it's even me because I disrupted their operation yesterday evening and want to vandalise everything... My flight is 7:10pm from Lagos to Doha then to Seoul... I got their and during check-in they told Me my name wasn't in the list.. the stupid guy even refused to refund me the money I already paid for excess luggage... The agent gave me dummy ticket he used to book the flight instead of the main ticket, one if these stupid guys that check kilo even want me to remove the footstuff I was traveling with . It's a bad experience not boarding when others where boarding.. tomorrow I will break somebody's head if they tell me to pay for another excess luggage

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That was some comedy…..clearly it was not you or it was you but happened in your dream…

1. Dana don’t fly to Doha.
2. MM2 is for local flights only.
3. Your name must be confirmed on the manifesto before they even start attending to your luggage, including excess luggage.
4. You don’t have to be in possession of a flight ticket to check-in, all they need is your ID for local flights and your international passport for international flights.

Harriddon:
MY SCHOOL BILLS FOR FIRST SEMESTER
1. School fees N85,750
2. ⁠Department/faculty Dues N29,300
3. ⁠Professional exam fee N15,000
4. ⁠Registration of courses N25,000
5. ⁠Materials/workbooks N7500
6. ⁠Compulsory texbook N6500

7. ⁠TOTAL =N169,050
Please this bill was brought by a cousin of mine to his mother. Someone in unical should help us verify please

For medical student, dis bill small oh, I am sure they will eventually spend more than dis.

LagosFirstSon:
This is what happens When your president is not respected and seen as a coward who only barks barks and barks

Tinubu is a disgrace

How is it an insult though?

If you read or understand the article, Nigeria was the one that first ban Niger, as a sovereign Country they are simply reciprocating or defending themselves.

SojWORLDWIDE:
https://tribuneonlineng.com/how-herbert-wigwes-aide-escaped-helicopter-crash-that-killed-ceo-family/

Which one be ‘night time weather condition’? Him bi pilot? I know he will be questioned and back home in Nigeria many would start looking at him suspiciously!

ocheejemb:
There's no way your mobile data will work 10000 ft in the air. Maybe when close to take-off and landing.

Technology is in works to make it happen, all you need on the plane is GSM or LTE antenna and you are good to go!

Iko5000:
or some airlines like BA you pay , only thing you cant do is voice and video calls if I'm right

Use WhatsApp and other OTP app for that, I was on such a flight when Super Eagles lost to Ivory Cost, it was painful watching it….

The bright side is, we lost to a better team, it would have been ungodly if Super Eagles draw or won that match.

Denko2721987:
Not my personal thought, but I heard there is a new medical phenomenon common among people who took the COVID-19 vaccine which makes people die suddenly - dont know how true this is but I also saw a video interview by a pilot who claimed that top delegate at the world economic forum refused pilots who had taken the COVID-19 vaccine from flying them for fear of the potential sudden death syndrome ravaging people who took the vaccines. So many strange occurrences happening of late including the story of billionaires building underground bunkers in the US in preparation for God knows what.

Conspiracy, but carry on…

essentialone:
who ask you?

who ask you make u comment?

Trustyourself:
How did you manage to have access to internet services to send this report in such a high altitude?

WIFI, all these Airlines have satellite internet onboard and sell WiFi to passengers.

alwayzonlyn:
Hmmmmm...I can imagine the feelings mehn

It is well!!!

May her soul RIP.

But I thought personal phones are supposed to be on airplane mode during air travels? As in, how're you communicating with us while journeying? Or is there something I'm missing here?

All those ‘switch your phone before take off’ na na scam.

Airlines especially one these international routes dey even sell their useless expensive internet WIFI, I know that Ethiopia Airlinr na $25 for duration of the flight if you are economy passenger and free for first class.

LordIsaac:
Honestly, America is careless about the safety of its domestic flights. I took a plane from Philadelphia to another part of Philadelphia, and it was prayers throughout. The thing looks terrible; the inside was rickety!

Was that Spirit?

Since Ivory Coast is going to go home with the Cup and the MOG is going to collect it for the Super Eagles.

Is the MOG going to go to the home of Ivory Coast to collect it back?

I wan collect my America visa, can the MOG go to the embassy and collect it for me?

gaby:
Floaters incorporation.

The reduction in trade at the official market isn't very much yet.

With this new policy on remittances, expect diasporans to deal directly with large and desperate importers whom the official market has frustrated and unable to serve.

They'll be getting the remittances wired directly to their suppliers or their designated account, while the Nigerian importers/students transfer the Naira equivalent.

Abi Okoso CBN go still ask me why Ahmed Emeka Adewale dey transfer naira to my Nigerian account?

Olodos.

Ignoring the elephant in the room while having a go at the rats and roaches.

First thing first...

Cardoso or Okoso, what is the current total value of the Naira in the Nigerian banking system and economic space, and to whom and what entities can these figures be traced to?

This is happening already and not even for importers but for most people in diaspora who send money back to Nigeria.

It now happens by barter on a daily basis, where is Mr. A in diaspora want to send $100 back home, they readily would find someone who has Naira in Nigeria but needs that $100 abroad for whatever reason. They just look up the Naira to Dollar rate on the black market and viola! the trade is consummated.

In Nigeria the only evidence of this happening is a Naira to Naira transfer from one account to another.

odinaccess:
If it's suicide he won't be facing that direction, becos most suicidal victims reconsider thier actions at the point of death , and with direction he's facing he has some chance of survival..my opinion though. Rip

Very true, it deserves serious investigation.

Another thing, the length of the cloth from the tree branch to his neck is very short, meaning the nose must have tied around his neck before he climbed the tree or some moved him up the tree, it is impossible to tie such a short robe around one’s neck while they are sitting on that tree branch.

Unless he climbed with a ladder or something and kicked it off, but nothing of such is in that vicinity.

EreluRoz:
I'm trying to help you sef and you are shalaying. Do you really want a good woman to marry?

This is the same advise they give to all these retiring and retired Ashawo them, when they pose the question…”where do I find a good husband’.

The answer 99% of the time is look for a good church, join the workers there and wait on the Lord!

And before you know it, if the OP follow your advise there is chance he will jam one of them there. Because they know that under there is a borehole and nothing to write home about. Meanwhile why you guys are dating, they will be praying and hoping that the passage of time would shrink the borehole before the wedding night. At the same time, secretly they would be running all kind of tests and drinking all kind of antibiotics and native concoction in the hope of eliminating all the accumulated Yamayama so as to ensure you don’t have a clue.

And those people can dey form no bi here and na dem go dey say ‘no sex before marriage’.

OP, if you are very unfortunate and do not have a girl you have been friend with from a very long time, go the parental introduction route, most parents would always look at for your best interest….or when you hook up with someone do your background checks!

With the kind of leaders we have in Africa, who needs an Anti-Christ.

theamazonguru:
More than meeting Allah, more interesting is the fact that they have now taken possession of their 72 virgins each.
Na enjoyment level them dey now.
Chaiiiii, I no envy those guys right now how can they be satisfying each of those 72 virgins without rancour amongst them.
Ómó na men Dem bi oh.
Men wey sabi.

That is the reason I tell Nigeria girls….Never die a virgin because terrorists are in queue waiting to wife you to complete their 72.

As the matta dey hot so, look for someone to disvigin you today aka set you free from the grips of terrorists that lay await for you! 🤣

JohnAOne:
Good one.

God bless the Nigeria Police, the Olode's (our local Hunters) and AMOTEKUN corps for this joint effort rescue operation.

If herdsmen can carry AK-47, then AMOTEKUN should be allowed to bear more sophisticated arms.

God bless EKITI STATE

God bless YORUBALAND.

God bless Nigeria.

Amen!

May the soul of the driver (Taye) RIP!

Which ‘Joint rescue efforts’?

It clearly stated the kids were released! Instead thank the donors who came together and source for the N15m ransom.

Stop giving credit to undeserving Government agencies, Nigerians are essentially been told they are on their own.

tafabaloo:
Go to Idiroko or other parts of Yewa in Ogun state, bordering the neighbouring Benin Republic, and sleep with someone's wife or daughter who have already been laced. Then it msy be too late for you to learn that magun wss just a myth, but a deadly reality .

https://www.nairaland.com/3250650/durex-report-62-nigerian-women

About 65% of Nigeria married cheats, if magun was a thing, we would be seeing it in the news every single day.

So far we only hear it via heresay!

All married men would have loved to do magun because men are jealous and don’t want to share their woman with another man.


Some would do it openly and even inform the lady to checkmate her.

EreluRoz:
But why does it mostly happen with adulterers?

They are more scare, nervous, anxious while doing it, this leads to many uncontrollable body conditions that can trigger your muscles to react out of your control.

With the high rate of adultery among married women in Nigeria, look at the rate of DNA paternity fraud today….i know many guys must have gone to do ‘magun’ secretly on their spouse….

If this was a thing, we for dey catch at least 100 ladies every single day in Nigeria and adultery by married women in Nigeria would have been a thing of the past confined to the history books.

Na our kids for dey read am for history books that, ‘Once upon a time in the olden olden days, married women use to do the thing with other men who are not their husbands’.

Every single guy or at least 90% of men would have done magun secretly or knowingly to their wives to keep their spouse faithful.

Smithkafors:
Please can someone tell me any new thing the government is doing differently from previous government?..

Just one?.

Any improvement anywhere please?.

I think the level of hardship is on a different level oh!

money121:
In this economy people get mind oo

SOURCE: https://gistmeloveblog.com/man-set-to-marry-three-women-same-day-in-benue/

The guy sharp oh, na three of them to compete to take good care of him in the hope that he would reciprocate and love one over the other.

Our forefathers ran this method for ages and they lived longer than us, more so then they don’t care or know what is dollar or exchange rate, they were dealing with cowries and lived a fulfilled life!

Nauttyprof:
Don't expose yourself here. OPEC quota is enough reason to understand what that statement means.

OPEC quota only try to limit production so as to control global pricing.

OPEC does not control who you supply or sell to once produced and Nigeria can cut her OPEC quota down anytime she wants and that would gladden OPEC because it will increase global price and benefit OPEC.

Nigeria can also increase her production above OPEC quota if she so desire.

Truths9ja:
chaiii it’s unfortunate, we can’t witness it in naija we dey

Make Naija get Ambulance first na!

PheelzAlmighty:
Nothing to see here, just Nigeria being Nigeria...

Just another day as a Nigerian in Nigeria ba?

The lawyer carry

NO GREE FOR ANYBODY

Too far, sensing a heavy fine and maybe a possible and real threat to his law license, the guy have to quickly GREE!

foleskay:
I still repeat again..we will beat any team in this tournament. Mk dem bring senegal or morocco.

4 matches we only conceded one goal. Up super eagle

Na wen person dey too overconfident for Eagles matter dem dey fvck up pass oh, so please reduce the confidence small so that we can go far for dis tournament!

For my language, it get one adage when say…,if you want best chest, make you beat your own.

E be like say your papa dey beat chest but na una own him dey beat.

Well na because una give am chest beat na him make am, remove the chest or reduce the square area of una chest wen him dey beat, him go decode come adjust.