₦airaland Forum

...and he still decided to come back after getting to Heaven?

Are we in the season of the witch?

christextension: propably it's the angel of the innocent child b/c the bible tells us that children have their own special angels

So that designated angel fell asleep while the girl was being kidnapped abi?

After watching Spain dismantle Uruguay, I was partly hoping they will get there late and be disqualified. Anyway, let us see how it goes.

Feed me more: Greed!

Greed!

Greed!

Covetousness!

No, not greed. Greed is good when properly channeled. This case was one of potent and unadulterated envy. Well, "covetousness" does not tell half of the story; it greatly simplifies it.

BarryX: Simply Medulla now

What is "medulla" and what is it used for?

mavinc4u: must everything be a photoshop? why not make use of your oblongata

Do you even know what "oblongata" is?

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LMAO. You are indeed smart. Looking at the "crowd" sef, I can clearly see they are Nigerians.

kramer: Am I the only one who noticed someone's head on Mama G's buttocks in that pic ^^

LOL. I see it. It just might indicate somebody has been doing some "Photoshopping".

Apparently this family has issues with treachery. Something about Egba...

bobthebuilder99: 40% - 50% ??

[size=30pt]LMAO![/size]

You see, I come online and these jokers here make me forget some of the sensible Igbo people I have met in my life.

Policewoman: MODs pls permit me to say this but i think some Yorubas in this forum are proving to us beyond reasonable doubt that they are the most selfish and tribalistic tribe in this country. Just watch their comments.

What are you a policewoman for? Arrest them!

Is this dude Piru/Blood?

spoilt: 2013 and people still ask what she did wrong? #headbang.

Same reason some b1tches ask what a man did when another b1tch starts acting up. Makes sense doesn't it?

So is Nairaland the police? If any crime was committed abeg take it to the authorities rather than coming here.

biolabee: still us... still us....

No. Not "us". Just Jew-men like you.

touchmeder: While i don't subscribe to adultery, can i ask when it became an offense to commit adultery? what are they on bail for

For disrupting the peace. Check your laws; you have so many laws created by the Oyinbo colonists such as on wandering and disrupting the peace. And they have not been expunged from our statutes. The "Nigeria Police Force" regularly use these laws because they are basically a continuation of the colonist police of subjugation and oppression.

Desola: How could it be a dirty lie when they constitute 99.9% of the population of Lagos? Is it not true that the majority would be the most affected?

This girl; awon Igbo daran l'owo e!

[quote author=Olu' Verve]that would have being your judgment if you were God?[/quote]I actually agree with him and I am not God. This is one of those times that the Laws of Moses are perfectly suited. But both should be stoned to death (he with Don Simon packs and she with Catfish).

danchuzzy: this is so much way out of context! Hw do you relate Rahab's hiding spies because of her fear for their God and to protect their lives with this nonsense?

So Rahab na the Holy Prostitute?

toshmann: Wrong!!
Many men will look for her. She's established Akwuna and so customers will flow. This is the one sector of the economy that never undergoes recession. Tested and proven. From ages to ages.

Only losers will look for her. She will only receive a stream of clients when she's honest with herself and opens her own brothel where she can charge in cash or kind (pepper-soup).

jackbauersballs: Ask Agberos wetin dem dey chop...

Them no dey dey chop Balanced Diet but them dey Grab muzzle pass Arnold

My Suggestion? Go and take up duties at your local motor park and see your physique bulk up significantly

E no reach Arnold own though. But I suspect their diet of Ewa-Agoyin with Pafun plays an important part.

biolabee: 2. If God disgrace the woman, wetin hin do for the man....exult?

Yes o. Now all the neighborhood women with itchy vee-jays will come looking for the man. His stock has risen. Meanwhile no man will come looking for the woman.

Feed me more: Lmao !

See your mouth like small enjoyment for side.

What do you wanna be fed sef?

babyosisi: You see am
She asked the lover for a plate of peppersoup,he bought a whole pot
If she asked some more ,he would have brought a whole goat ( Ewu Awusa)
I bet you her husband won't even buy her ordinary groundnuts and banana
Who knows how much she has endured in the hands of that thing she called husband
I bet you her husband's manhood is not even in tip top condition hence she went looking for somebody to fill in the blank spaces

She was tempted because of the condition she found herself in
SHe has managed and can manage no more

When a woman resorts to chasing her kids outside and locking the door for a moment of pleasure
That woman has endured until she could endure no more
The man should check himself o
He should check himself I say
He is lacking well well

The shame belongs to him
Now everybody knows his manhood no dey function

Is that the reason your own neighbors are running trains on you?

Akpu, Eba. Eat those two 3 times daily. You will surely bulk up.

dare2think:

LMAO. He speak from experience; the ONLY kind of women he has experienced.

Decryptor: Nah wah o! For almost 5 days running all i'm seeing on NL is June 12 this, June 12 that! Abeg
make una allow us rest. Abiola is not half as
important to the history of Nigeria as Odimegwu
Ojukwu, but u certainly don't hear everyone
celebrating Aburi accord every 5th jan. Not even as important as Ken Saro Wiwa. I'm not justifying
Abiola's murder but can we move on pls? This
constant reminder of june 12 is not uniting Nigerians at all. Thanks.
I know this post won't last up to 20mins cos it will be hidden by the moderators.

If you feel aggrieved enough, go and create your own forum. You can also name it biafrapound.com if you wish.

johnie: “As I advanced and learned the dangerous truth behind the U.S. policies that seek to develop secret, irresistible powers and concentrate them in the hands of an unaccountable few, human weakness haunted me,”

You never halla...welcome to "The land of the Free".

bknight: Good to know 70naira sprite still makes it to a high table

Oh, you prefer Cristal eh?

No be the same Shina Peters wey go perform for Abacha campaign be that?

LOL...69?