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PoliticsRe: Check Out The List Of 2019 Presidential Aspirants From The North. by logicalhumour: 12:44pm On Aug 08, 2018
It is either Kingsley Chinedu Mogalu OR Apathy. Period.
CelebritiesRe: Reekado Banks Shows A Lady In Bikini On His Bed With A Handcuff by logicalhumour: 12:36am On Aug 05, 2018
Martinez19:
Girls work hard so no man would do something like this to you. lipsrsealed
Seem as if she's already abiding by your advise cheesy
ProgrammingRe: Php Vs Python by logicalhumour:
olamil34:
Depends on what you want bro.

Is it a personal project ?
A start up or client work
Its Start up/client work.

Hello
ProgrammingRe: Nairaland Has Finally Added SSL After All These Years by logicalhumour: 12:46pm On Aug 04, 2018
bot101:
No mind the guy. Na fear of Google deranking make am add am. If you leave am, e no go do anything for the website.
LOL
ProgrammingRe: Nairaland Has Finally Added SSL After All These Years by logicalhumour: 10:40am On Aug 03, 2018
Damn it! My sniffer's efficiency has been cut cheesy

Anyways, ssl will be the greatest back-end improvement ...the (0) to (1) in paging is gonna be the greatest front-end improvement of all time! Lol.

I understand with Seun... It could be scary to touch your code after 8 years of bushfallowing cheesy ...you'll feel even an additional bit could unleash a bug that could eat up the whole structure cheesy
ProgrammingRe: Php Vs Python by logicalhumour: 9:05am On Aug 03, 2018
olamil34:
to see the true power of python check out my site www.quickfinda.com
I'm glad to see a hosted Python page from someone here on nairaland. Please which host do you use? is it VPS? How much does this cost you (naira) per year please?
CelebritiesRe: Anna Banner Stuns In New Makeup Photos by logicalhumour: 7:19pm On Jul 25, 2018
Na makeup


Look the face well well, the structure of the face is like that of a man.


Before nairalanders misquote me, I no talk say she no fine...
PoliticsRe: Air Force Reactivates C-130H Aircraft by logicalhumour: 6:27pm On Jul 25, 2018
justtoodark:
this plane is from the late 80s.....when not younger...you like looking down on yourselfs too much....
"This craft LOOKS LIKE..."

Now read my post again, maybe you'll see the sense in it this time.
PoliticsRe: Air Force Reactivates C-130H Aircraft by logicalhumour: 6:20pm On Jul 25, 2018
Thanks for the info. Seriously.
Krak:
The plane in that picture is not a C-130H. A C-130H is a transport plane used to carry heavy military materiel and also soldiers.

It is still used by many Countries in the world, including the United States and several European countries.

Below are pictures of the Hercules C-130.
PoliticsRe: Air Force Reactivates C-130H Aircraft by logicalhumour: 6:17pm On Jul 25, 2018
You think you have a functional brain, but you don't realize that I wrote "looks like". This is how people fail logic.
FYI, the second paragraph of my original post is just the fact about the Nigerian Military.

9jaArea:
You have a functional brain and could not detect that the plane used for illustration is not a C-130
PoliticsRe: Air Force Reactivates C-130H Aircraft by logicalhumour: 12:25pm On Jul 25, 2018
This craft looks like something that was used during WW1.


Instead of them to hire smart Nigerian scientists and engineers, they go dey retain empty headed (I no wan mention tribe)... Simply because dem pass through dia yeye NDA.
PoliticsThe Illusion Of Fighting Corruption In Nigeria by logicalhumour(op): 11:33am On Jul 24, 2018
Everything happening around Saraki only reminds me of one thing: The illusion of fighting corruption and the fear of uncertainty.

Nigeria is a highly populated country that needs expert minds (especially) the president - to run our economy efficiently (which is the chief objective of a wise president).

What happens when the majority of the time used to make decision that would help our nation is channeled into "scavenging". Nigeria is a large country, and our economy cannot be run from "scavenged" resources like recovered remnants of, for instance, Saraki's loot.

what has this Tom and Jerry chase achieved for the citizens in the almost 4 years now. Seriously, ask yourself and you'll see the elephant in the room.

Look at the countries we so much admire, do you see the 10 fingers of the executive, and theirs alone all over corruption cases?
These countries do not have acting chairmen for their anti-graft agencies/organizations. They are, to a degree, independent.

All I see in the fight of corruption in Nigeria is the Federal Government losing cases to the 'corrupt'. SMH.

2019 is at the coner, We must overcome the fear of uncertainty, and break out of the illusions. Look for the elephant in the room.

Instead of recycling the people we've already known just because we're afraid of those we don't know lets think rationally.

Nigeria needs Leaders, not politicians.

I've seen leaders emerge from parties that are not PDP of APC. Experienced leaders that I can gamble with! But most importantly, new people that are leaders and understand what it takes to improve a nation.

I'll like to conclude by reminding us to break out of the illusion of fighting corruption and the fear of uncertainty and think outside the box for the first time.

What makes you think a very smart and intelligent president will not fight corruption in a better/smarter way? Yes. Its the fear of uncertainty.

Make we use our heads sharp sharp.

This is my own tiny piece of mind. Make I stop here because if I use all my day write articles, hustle time go finish. And hunger go show me pepper b4 tomorrow.

Bye bye.

You fit continour your hustle now.
LiteratureRe: Wordfunfacts Episode 1 (pictures) by logicalhumour: 9:52am On Jun 03, 2018
Cool.

Cc: Obinnau , Divepen1
RomanceRe: As a naija guy, would you be upset if your GF cheats on you with a girl? by logicalhumour: 12:26pm On Sep 20, 2017
PatriotTemidayo:
A thrash..........
Thrown out at the right time
You mean... ? undecided
ProgrammingRe: What You Should Know About Google (great Or Scary?) by logicalhumour: 2:17pm On Sep 01, 2017
joyAA:
So what other search engines are there and how are we sure those too are not busy saving our personal information?
Learn to use tor and vpn...in the future, many shall regret ever submitting something real to a website.
ProgrammingRe: . by logicalhumour(op): 8:27pm On Aug 17, 2017
SirAbdulthe1st:
Mr Man, go get a job.

You stay all day on PC, at the end chop mummies food, sleep under her roof, enjoy electricity and water paid by her.

The only advice you need is, go get a job.
Mr man, thanks for you unnecessary advice (the issue was just temporal..she cared about me - not calculating the food I ate (I wonder if your mom does that)). Actually, I do have a Job and I'm well paid. And my mom is not broke at all. She is not a fowl to chase my away from under her roof (at my age) when ever I'm in the state.

*Thinking* I wonder why people think everyone is like them huh
Nairaland GeneralRe: The Day set aside To Celebrate "Nairaland Snake Day" by logicalhumour: 7:42am On Aug 17, 2017
Lol. The tin go make sense.
ProgrammingRe: Tell Us How You Became A Programmer & is there any other prog. In your family? by logicalhumour: 11:10am On Aug 14, 2017
bjhaid:
you can find experienced programmers on twitter both local and foreign
I didn't mean someone to get help from oo. Just another close human being to talk issues and matter.
Christianity EtcRe: Will God Kill Me For NOT Taking My Deceased Brother's Wife? by logicalhumour: 11:01am On Aug 14, 2017
I wonder why religion likes biting itself...tho everything bites itself.
Christianity EtcRe: Will God Kill Me For NOT Taking My Deceased Brother's Wife? by logicalhumour: 10:21am On Aug 14, 2017
nairayouthcom:
God won't kill u
if i was op, i would av asked you why and how?
ProgrammingRe: Tell Us How You Became A Programmer & is there any other prog. In your family? by logicalhumour: 4:12pm On Aug 13, 2017
bjhaid:
Like 4 years ago, I just developed interest in knowing how things are being put together in making a webpage, being a novice is very Terrible o, so I downloaded HTML pdfs and started studying the basics didn't have much time Cos of school, but right now I can build from scratch(html5,css3,bootstrap) currrently enrolled in a Comp institute, still have js, jquery, MySQL, php(laravel) to learn tho.
My bro being a very successful programmer also boosted my moral smiley
How I wish someone in my family do what I do...especially one more experienced than me.
Christianity EtcMost Common Phrases You'll Hear In Most Churches by logicalhumour(op): 12:01pm On Aug 13, 2017
After attending many churches, here are the most common phrases I've heard.



1. "Enemies in my father's house"

2. "Die by Fire"



Now, over to You. Add Yours.
Christianity EtcRe: Earliest Method Of Birth Control Spotted In The Bible (Cum on ground) by logicalhumour:
Lol. "Man shall not live by condom alone."

If this hit FP, I'll come back to take my rightful FTC position.

lol. Oya, Seun, lalasticlala.
ProgrammingRe: Tell Us How You Became A Programmer & is there any other prog. In your family? by logicalhumour: 6:06pm On Aug 12, 2017
Muhammedbashir:
Wow, but I have some questions for you sir.
My questions are;
How many months those all this took you?
Is it only d 6programming language you know or those are d one u are best at?

More also, how did u learn? is it by going to school or trainings or reading on your own by downloading PDF and videoshuh
The truth is, I don't talk about languages I only played a little with eg lua, fortran and some others...

How I learnt them? = Many years of self training. Only pdfs tho. I also downloaded real computer science courses...not just the programming aspect.
ProgrammingRe: Tell Us How You Became A Programmer & is there any other prog. In your family? by logicalhumour: 4:09pm On Aug 11, 2017
I remember one day, I went into google and typed "create your own website" into the box...I wanted to have mine, I wanted to know how they do it.



I used many services but ended up with w.a.p.k.a because it suited my Nokia X2 then.

I didn't even understand the simplest html. Entirely new.
I found out other w.a.p.k.a sites that their webmaster offered design and development services whereby you copy codes, eg "what's on your mind code" - which excited me the most. Lol.



I had to abandon the site due to an html error I couldn't fix.

I created a new one and gained some html and css skills on the long run.
When I began knowing some javascript...I created something I look back and still praise my efforts...I had over 500 users and a good number where active.

On the long run...when I began to understand the internet more...I knew social media had no bright future...though mine was unique. I left it.

What killed it totally was when I discovered other programming languages and how w.a.p.k.a only supported html, css and Js.

I gave up.
all I achieved was a dotTK domain. Lol

I began...without a working computer...studying C++. Hmmm...just paper and pen oo..but I memorized the syntax and also some simple programs.

I later began to look for compiler that runs on the poor X2 (can you imagine?)

Later later...my computer was fixed and all the anger went on it. That was how it started.

C++, Javascript, C, Python, Java, Php and Mysql - in that order...perfecting Javascript, Python, Java and Php (for quick jobs).

Its only me in the family Sha. They never understand why I stay all night. grin ...even me I don't understand...always want to make the final change.
ProgrammingRe: Tell Us How You Became A Programmer & is there any other prog. In your family? by logicalhumour: 3:52pm On Aug 11, 2017
After posting my story yesterday...I was banned.
ProgrammingRe: Tell Us How You Became A Programmer & is there any other prog. In your family? by logicalhumour: 8:51am On Aug 10, 2017
For me, I had always felt computer was embedded in me.

I can't remember doing any programming before I stated with WAPKA. Not even html.

I remember myself going to google and typing "create your own website" in the box. I tried many services until I stumbled upon Wapka, which was friendly with my Nokia X2.

Everything was strange...I discovered I could go to other WAPKA sites where the wapmasters dropped codes for people to copy eg "what's on your mind code" that excited me the most.

Slowly slowly I continued. I dropped developing my first wapka site due to some html errors I couldn't solve. Of course..it was a 'social network'.

I remember spamming a lot of people to the next I created when I gradually began to understand html and css. I had above 500 users and a good number were active. Of course I abandoned it when I began to understand the internet. I became creative and knew there was no good future in social media though, my siblings were ready to sponsor it due to the activities they saw in it.

The only achievement was a .tk domain! grin

I go back to that site today...and I still say its beautiful...distinguished and different from other WAPKA sites...also a distinguished 'social media'.

The Fire died completely when I heard about other programming languages and WAPKA only supported HTML and Js...I learnt Js...usually bombarded users with alerts...Lol.

There was a computer at home...but the windows xp never connected to the internet...after some time, the monitor spoilt...I had not even written a program in it. Just my X2 phone.


When my brothers got around with getting an LCD monitor for me...by then I had already learnt more javascript on paper.

Surprisingly, I learnt c++ without a compiler...I had never even used one!

When I got the monitor...excitement was at its peak...that was when I got into the world fully. Javascript, C++, C, Python, Java, PHP - in that order.

Later, my family ...especially my mom began to battle with my no-sleeping attitudes. Lol grin grin grin

Hmmm.... that's how I got here.
ProgrammingRe: Kotlin / JAVA For Android Development by logicalhumour: 4:04pm On Jul 29, 2017
dhtml18:
KOTLIN for android tutorial eh? I think a migration from java/android to kotlin/android will be better. I will keep this in mind, right now a lot of coding is going down here, enough to drown a fish!
Lol.

But for the migration tutorial, I havnt seen any on nairaland...it would make sense.
ProgrammingRe: You Have A New GF/BF. Code Down You Rules/principles For Him Or Her. by logicalhumour: 8:56am On Jul 06, 2017
Lol.

Anyway,

//some global variables first
var fu*kups
var goods
var fu*ckups_stack
var goods_stack

class whatNext:
func breakup()
reletionship.end
func reward()
//buy moinmoin for her
func forgive(/
//hmmm...complex

func check(score):
if action is good:
goods+= score
WhatNext.reward()
if action is bad:
f*ckups += score
//balance
if goods > 9:
goods_stack+=1
goods = 0
if fu*kups > 9:
fu*kups_stack +=1
fu*kups = 0

if fu*kup_stack > 3:
WhatNext.breakup

Christianity EtcRe: Is it true that "Heaven" And "Hell" are Parables? by logicalhumour: 10:35pm On Jun 06, 2017
...my pastor never made it, even slightly, seem to be a parable. (you know...going to hell if you dont pay tithe)
Christianity EtcRe: Is it true that "Heaven" And "Hell" are Parables? by logicalhumour: 10:33pm On Jun 06, 2017
hard for me to answer
ProgrammingRe: QUIZ: How Many Lines Of Code Can You Use To Reverse A List by logicalhumour: 10:09pm On Jun 06, 2017
Really fun. grin

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