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Beebah2000:
Person go enter inside your room, pull down your trouser and u no feel anything??
Your legs dey paralyze??

It's my whole cloths she took off o. That's why it's still shocking me. Even singlet, I no wear when I woke up.

This kind of thing has never happened to me. Ahhhh.

What kind of handshake is that again

Hmm. My friends. I have never ever seen the kind of thing that happened to me today. You won't believe it.

I came back from church and decided to crash a little. That's how I woke up and found my landlady's daughter on my d!ck o.

Ahhh... I nearly died from the shock. The way I fear when I woke made me cum immediately (yes, extreme anxiety makes me cum) and now I'm scared no to get her pregnant.

Serious advice please. Should I report her to her mom?

I woke up and found somebody's daughter on my dick.

Long story cut short, they'll expel me

Bluezy13:
If the effect overshadows our knowledge of personalities, then our knowledge of personalities is a waste. Don't you think ?
Then if our knowledge of personalities is a waste, then needless the study and awareness of personalities in relation to friendly relationships and marriages.
In other words, the enlightenment of personalities should be limited to psychological fields like psychiatric and socialization and family members interactions only; but not in relationships.
Now, if that's the case, the essence of this thread is falsified.

Haha. Not at all!

The effect of discontentment overshadowing our understanding of personality doesn't mean that this attraction of opposite temperaments doesn't still work.

Remember, there can't be a divorce without marriage in the first place. Which brings us back to my original post which sought to explain why opposites find themselves together in the first place!

The marital discontentment (which comes AFTER MARRIAGE) I wrote of BTW has no respect for personalities (opposites or not).

Let her ride me to hell then

Since I never thought about getting BJs from my former girlfriends, I decided to get a sex worker strictly for a BJ just to see how it really feels since I was like 7 when I got my last bj (Note: I don't do sex workers)

Hmm. Long story cut short, immediately she put her lips around my d!ck, gbam. Na so I get nervous break down o. As in, I have a stranger's mouth on my dickens!
Ahhh... My full metal jacket just melted down in her mouth like ice-cream abandoned in the sun.

Ahhhhh. Na so e be?

I just zipped up.


Moral lesson: e get why person not fit get belle through mouth.

How do you guys even handle BJs from strangers. Ahhhhh......

Please, read this with an open mind. I sincerely do not aim at poisoning your hearts against certain religions/regions. We're diversified in Nigeria, and which can be a very good thing.

Well,

If you know anything about our history, you'll recall that the white men came into west Africa and started doing trades along side other foreigners along the coasts of West Africa. Lagos particularly started entering trade treaties with the whites (as well as Old Calabar, New Calabar, etc)

Now, the Lagosians started being influenced by white culture (Christianity, etc) by the whites, same way Jihadist Muslims were coming in from the North, influencing most northerners as well.

For this reason, one can say it's more natural for a Yoruba man (perhaps, anyone from the South?) to be a Christian. In other words, it's more natural for Tinubu to be a Christian. The core northerners understand this, that's why they would NEVER consider you (or Tinubu) down south as a "Real" Muslim. No. They don't even hide this sentiment. You've been conquered.

For this reason, Tinubu has to either go against Religion, or Region. He must defy one in a bid to enter aso rock.

That's why there's a touch of wrong if Tinubu picks a Muslim, and a touch of wrong if he pics a Christian as well. He too is aware of the fact that he would never be considered a "real" Muslim, and that's why he might pick a "real" Muslim instead of a northern Christian.

If he ends up picking a northern Muslim, then once again, he has solidified the fact that Southern Muslims are not Muslims in Nigeria.

Why then do people down south/north keep deceiving themselves identifying as certain religions?

My f*#g opinion tho.

Afoonja:
When I tell people that it's only a st.upid person with no control of their thoughts and emotions that prefers an ass to boobs.

Ass is not only backwards, but full of shlt. Boobs is not only forward, but full of milk.

Why would a reasonable person prefer a house of poo to a milk laboratory?? Na only mad man dey loiter for trash site

Thanks for these wise words, Senpai.

I kneel.

Bluezy13:
Hmmm...



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I'm only forced to ask: if we knew this much about personalities, why do we still have increased rate of broken relationships and divorce unlike the ancient times ??
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Nice observation.

You see, truly, we now have a better understanding of personalities. In fact, if we were to carry our current understanding of personalities into the past, and made a match for a couple, that relationship would have been more solid than a rock!

However, times have changed. People now have too many ideas about discontentment from the media and people around them at the detriment of marital endurance.

Statistically speaking, almost all divorces have been due to this discontentment I speak of. The media, particularly, has raised standards (of both men and women) to an unrealistic height, coupled with the fact that finding a new relationship has never been easier.

These things we watch in movies/read online goes deeper into our heads than we know, and the effect over-shadows our knowledge of personalities!

P.S
I'm not trying to boil it all down to my argument, however, this is the chief cause of why we still have increased rate of divorces despite our better understanding of personalities. Perhaps we should try understanding the 'global' culture instead.

Giving me Dracula vibes

Ahhh

Now the girl is even disturbing me that her anus is paining her. Ahhhh, Papa God, why ?!!

She won't even let me sleep! I will soon start crying for her too o. Ahhhhhh

spencekat:
Correction:You wouldn't do anal sex

Keep it up, and I assure you (in Buhari's voice) that hot sh!t awaits you somewhere along the line.

Ahhhhhh

logicalmumuman.

I still don't understand what came over me. Anal is a meme.

Ahhh

My niggas, please and please, never do that tin o.

My your Gods protect you from such: may the two angels that monitor your fvckings distract you from that area.

Take it from me, whenever faced with the choice (dilemma?) of toto and a soft sekpe sekpe nyash. Just do toto and go your way o.

P.S
Nyash is good to look at, and slap, but never put something into a place that's designed for things to come out. Ahhhhhh

I don know the devil that sent me to put it for her anus o. Now I got poopoo on my peepee.

Ahhhhh... I will never try that sh!t again. It's even gayer than being gay. I still see the fresh poopoo in my head, and I can't stop crying guys.

See me, see toto, and I put it for nyash. No be juju be dat? Ahhhhh

Moral lesson: there's no ass devoid of sh!t.

Since then my preek no gree rise on seeing girl butt because I've realised it's all sh!t deep down.

God. Whyyyyyy. Noooooooooooooo. What should I do now? Ahhhhh....

Sorry, I meant life in myass

Mtcheew. Not as controversial as I thought maybe.

I actually went to dig up cached versions of the post from search engines.

Common! I missed.

Err. What was the original post about?

Why the 3 weeks wait?

KingMack:
how Regina dey even kiss this man and even dey give am Bee Jay

You have no idea where mouths have been

Each time I go to the market, I get angry. I've tried to suppress this anger for a long time, but it isn't working anymore.

I'm not even talking about other ridiculous stuff like grocery, wardrobe allowances etc., from tax payers' monies.
I'm talking about food o. Food.

Why don't public office holders pay for their food. In the USA, aside from official state functions, the president pays for his own groceries at the end of every month. Imagine.

In 2016, my governor used about N2b for his food. That was about N5m daily. That meant, no matter how bad food prices got in the state at that time, he ate very well without even feeling a difference!

And you reading this, you claim intelligence, but what if I ask you how much was the food budget of you Chairman/House of reps representative this year? Or even your governor? You dunno.

Seriously, shame on you. Shame on all of us.

Blackfire:
Rubbish

Structure less party.. unknown candidate... the 2 look so poor and unpresentable



Don't waste your vote on this scammers

Hahaha. For some reason, I will gladly waste my vote this time!!!!

Who's with me?

FalseProphet, I hope you're learning work!

Kingnelson9:
Are you you serious? Buhari is using iPhone now...

Nice observation

Age of consent in southern states is 18 apart from Akwa ibon which is 16.

In the Northern states, its generally 16years (Penal code) (even though Muslim law can tweak it down. In Jigawa, its 15yrs.

Who has verified this?

Did Tinubu really do all that?

I need a trusted report (or link) please.

I have one video. I'm coming.

OK, I'll just let this thing out of my chest today.

I've been with many girls. The not so fine ones, the fine ones; and hell, the 4/10s.

Most of the fine girls I know appear very clean outside, however, if you enter their rooms, walahi you won't even drink water.

They leave their beds unkept, the floor unswept. Don't even get me started on their kitchens.

Who else have noticed this?

I just saw a post "Why Good Men Marry Bad Girls, Bad Girls Marry Good Men" on the front page, and felt I should write this. So, I'll go straight to the point:

While someone might just say "because opposites attract", in response to why Good boys marry Bad girls and vice versa, it goes deeper!

In the study of human behaviour, a school of thought classifies humans into 4 major groups (temperaments) :

1. The Choleric (extroverted and usually bossy)
2. The Melancholy (introverted and empathic)
3. The Phlegmatic (privacy-loving and introverted)
4. The Sanguine (extroverted talkative)

This idea is a very popular one, so I won't go into explaining them but the brief explanation provided. According to Tim LaHaye ( in his book, "Why You Act the Way You Do" ) he describes humans as beings who could have blends of these temperaments e.g., a "Chol-san" who could be very different from a "San-chol" or a Phleg-chol. You might also like "Opposites Attract" by the same author (which is tilted towards Temperaments and relationships)


...as related to Relationships.
Every human has, and knows their strengths and weaknesses. It is natural for you to admire someone who is strong in areas where you know you're weak. Matter-of-factly, someone who has your weaknesses and strengths (in other words, identical to you) might end up repelling you. They do not fascinate you.

Now, Bad girls must pass certain criteria to qualify as one according to society (same as Bad boys) and based on how humans are wired, your temperament could make it easier for you to be a Good boy/girl, or a Bad boy/girl. For example, and not to discriminate here, it's easier for a Sanguine with a blend of Choleric or Phlegmatic to be a Bad boy or girl in our society. And if you recall, I mentioned that these temperaments do come with their strengths and weaknesses. Hence, the temperamental opposites of the individuals (the "Bad" girl/boy) tend to attract them.

Summary:
- If two talkative Sanguines are in a relationship, two of them would like to talk, with no one to listen.

- with an inward Phlegmatic and a sensitive, empathic Melancholy in a relationship, they likely would hold things in their minds, until it catastrophically explodes.

- two Cholerics in a relationship would like to boss each other, and if there's anything a Choleric hates, it's being bossed!

This is not a fool-proof explanation, but at least you get the idea what science says about why opposites attract. In other words, why "Good Men Marry Bad Girls, Bad Girls Marry Good Men"

For me, I just hate the idea of handing my country over to a retired person who then leaves the seat to a cabal made up of people clearly not qualified to run the affairs of a country.

Presidential seats are very hot seats, it is not possible for a very old man to go there and actually work. THEY WILL DIE. And so, they resolve to not working. Which is the reason why PMB's health deteriorate exponentially shortly after he entered office IMFO.

That one thing that makes me support Obi is not because he's "less" corrupt. I look at my past, and I see lots of corrupt things I've done —worse of all, I still see lots of corrupt things I could do today despite seeing myself as the best human on earth.

I support Obi because I know he has the energy to head this country (according to his plan which he's open about), not leaving us in the hands of a cabal due to lack of energy.

My f*#g opinion tho.

Now, over to you.

Hmm. This last is legit crying o. WTF