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ubunja:
been good bro. You?

I thank God.

ubunja:
this is garbage sir.

How have you been sir?

XhosaNostra:
A guy I just started dating invited me to his place to "watch a movie". It was early days in the relationship, so my guard was still up & I didn't wanna rush things. When he started touching me, I excused myself to the bathroom. In there, under the sink was a laundry basket & a bra was sticking out. This made me suspicious because he'd told me that he was single. I confronted him about my findings & his response almost knocked me unconscious because of how ridiculous it was. I don't think he had time to think about what he was telling me. He said the BRA was his!

lwkmd this guy dont know how to lie.I dont think he is a Nigerian.

GistMore4:
Another latest trend hits the internet yet again as celebrities worldwide begins 'Old Age Challenge'.

See more photos here; http://gistmore.com/celebrities-begins-old-age-challenge-trend-photos

Na wa oo..no be 10yrs challenge again nw na old age challenge this country seems to be encouragingly improving.Na unemployment cause dis one.

Realist5:
Nothing we no go see for this our country.

One day we will see the following:

Plastic Car seen in Aba.
Glass car seen in Sokoto.
Car made of cement sited in Kano.
Grass car seen in Benue.
Mud car seen in Calabar.

...and car with bird feathers sited in Edo.

Olawaleyy036:
Can we say the first world wood car will come from Ibadan?

Will this work? Can it be sustained What about durability?

See more photos below
Source https://www.nairafame.com/2019/07/first-world-wood-car-spotted-in-ibadan.html

Me they craze to enter this shit??Naija tire me when other country dey produce better thing see wetin dem dey produce.*spits out*

gistvicreports:
Yemi Osinbajo's Only Son, Fiyinfunoluwa Osinbanjo Graduates From School In UK

VP Yemi Osinbajo's only Son, fiyinfunoluwa osinbanjo graduates from school in the UK. Gistvic Reports.

Gistvic Reports that, VP Osinbajo is presently in the UK attending his son's graduation as he plans to return to Abuja tomorrow.

See More Photos:
Source: https://www.gistvic.com/2019/07/yemi-osinbajos-only-son-fiyinfunoluwa.html

These rich men daughters will be looking alike u can hardly differentiate them....Dunno why tho.

GOFRONT:
VANITY UPON VANITY

if cuppy dey drive for road na con see u stop to give u a ride.shey u no go enter??.dis talk sef wey u talk na VANITY sef too.

zexy2030:
This profession is most noble and very demanding but I will always hear, " I can't marry a nurse, they have sex like fire".

I'm in a relationship but I can't see all this accusations. She is decent and responsible even a virgin.

So what's wrong pls?

it seems like you know a virgin by mere looking at the person.Well done sir.Keep listening to the lies she is telling you,is like you aint aware that women are good liars especially when it comes to issues like this.USE THAT BRAIN GOD HAS GIVEN TO YOU MAN.

iLegendd:
So, no one has come to say Fiverr, Bitçoin, forex, etc. is better. I'm disappointed. I'm angry. I'm leaving Nigeria and going back to my country, Rivers state.

oohh u are from rivers state??..proud to come from dere too

ubunja:
they take it from you the guy.

If you treat her like a Queen/angel/lady from the word go she won't open up. I never had a girl not open up unless I knew the girl before. EVERY new girl I can get to open up unless she has done no shît, in that case I'm good at bringing out the fantasies. Women are dirty bro.

i knw women are dirty especially dose innocent looking ones thats why quiet and innocent girls are my specifications.i love them bro when once thier inner LovePeddler is out you will enjoy them and you dont have to worry about them cheating they aint that cheap.

ubunja:
without invitation confess your own dirty deeds. Tell her the shît you used to do. Even lie and exaggerate. She'll share hers.

And many tricks.

My niggah some girls are too insecure to discuss their shit..dunno why tho

ubunja:
I almost became.maybe I should write a Diary thread of my experiences. It's been a rolled coster.

I had a couple of women ask me to Pîmp them out. One was a Pastor's wife (I swear) who wanted me to Pîmp her to white men. As I speak I have a chick on my WhatsApp who wants me to "manage" her as she she sells pussy and we go half half on profits. I have a girl I once bleeped who we were supposed to date but we didn't. Currently she's a full time prostitute.

Let me tell you a secret. You don't need to know a lot to get with these women. Just be open minded and non Judgemental. The trick is connecting with women's Whôré Side fast. Thats where the fun starts.
That's why I always say Women Are Whôrés. And guys get angry. Thing is,when I meet a woman I seek to bring out her inner whôré, while most guys seek to bring out the inner "Lady". Guess who has more fun after?

man i used to bring out the inner LovePeddler by talking openly to them i dont hide my mind,idont try to be nice...But boss wat r ur ways to get d inner LovePeddler.?LovePeddler not love peddler

enemyofprogress:
her very strong body odour won't allow him to notice her

who told u she's got body odour?

elmagnifico411:
I once had a Gemini chic (june20), the girl is the best I’ve seen. Cheating not in her gene at all. So loyal and down to earth..

how can gemini be loyal and down to earth??...not even capricorn sef

ubunja:
when a woman asks you something avoid answers like these

They're boring

why did u say his answer is boring?

Damfostopper:
gat nothing to prove to you

guy can u email me dis ur trick?

Destined2lead:
Who's in.
I'll pay you

i will do for portHarcourt

Destined2lead:
I need someone to do a research with facts on the top 20 bus routes in

1. Lagos
2. PortHarcourt
3 Abuja
4. Owerri.

Simply, you will do a research with facts on the routes that have the largest concentration of passengers to and fro.

I'll pay from 5-10k depending on the quality of the job. Ascertaining the quality of the job is at my discretion.

Drop a comment below and send me a mail to presidentdestined2win@yahoo.com

Who's in?


MOD, please move to job section

am interested

ubunja:
too lazy to reply

epic answers always

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lakewise:
My name is leke and i'm wise...just call me Lakewise

Lot of guys wana look handsome and all attractive, but nothing catches the attention of the opposite sex like a man with beards, it makes u look mature and reek of sexiness, so I culled out this article below on how to grow your beards fast and groom it steadily.



For men, beards stand for masculinity, so a fully grown moustache and beard is a source of great pride. That is probably why 'grow beard faster' is one of the most popular search phrases on Google. We try and decode facial hair growth and list some ways to make your beard grow faster, naturally



Tip No #1: Exfoliate your skin once a week. This will help remove dead cells and stimulate hair growth.


Tip No #2: Wash your skin with warm water using a mild cleanser twice a day. Clean skin accelerates hair growth.


Tip No #3: Eucalyptus helps promote facial hair growth, so use a moisturiser with eucalyptus as the main ingredient and massage it on your face to grow your beard faster.

Tip No #4: Make sure you sleep well as this will help repair damaged skin cells and promote beard growth.


Tip No #5: Certain vitamins and minerals help increase the speed at which facial hair grows. Include Vitamins A, B, C and E in your diet as they speed up the hair growth process.


Tip No#6: Keep a tab on ingrown hair; beards usually don't grow evenly if there are ingrown hairs on your face. Here are some home remedies to prevent ingrowths.


Tip No#7: Take 2.5 mg of biotin every day to help your beard grow faster.


Tip No #8: Beards will grow more quickly when you are relaxed, and many beauty and health experts believe hair reveals stress. Manage stress in healthy ways through meditation and yoga for better results.


Tip No #9: Increase the amount of protein in your diet. The protein found in meat, fish, eggs and nuts will help the hair on your face grow quicker.


Tip No #10: Refrain from shaping or trimming your hair very often. Groom your beard only after six weeks when it is full grown.


Tip No #11: Facial massage improves blood circulation to the face, which will stimulate new hair growth.


Tip No #12: The popular logic that shaving every day makes beards grow faster is a myth. There is no scientific research to prove it.


Tip No #13: In case you experience itching or rashes during the initial days of growth, apply hydrocortisone cream to your face


Tip No #14: Amla oil is a natural remedy to increase facial hair growth. Massage your skin with amla oil and leave it on for 15-20 minutes. Rinse your face with cold water and then clean it.


Cc: seun, lalasticlala, mynd44 move this ish off the ground...men must grow beards this year


Source: https://m.indiatimes.com/health/healthyliving/14-natural-ways-to-make-your-beard-grow-faster-242637.html

is it true coconut oil also work?

Telvin7:
I learned one thing in life...
The weak men are the ones who spend most of their time in browsing and researching on how to approach girls or choose a girl ...instead of browsing on how to make cash..
You browse and read on how to chase women because you dunno how to do it......
You write epistle about women because you dunno how to approach them....

When women read this post, they will smile and laugh at most of men stupidity....
Weak men spending time on how to approach or let girls chase them......

WEAK MEN

what if we lyk been weak?

sexybbstar:
Yoruba demons rock!!....proud to be a full blooded aFUNja.

are you from yoruba?

Oyinlicious:
Maybe she still loves you that's why she keeps disturbing or the guy hurt her feelings

hw can dat be?can u hurt d feelings of wuh u love?

na dis kain medical doctors wey go dey mumu wit patients.As for d brezz na kroks i dey see dere notin more,notin less

churchkilo:
I never lose mine @30 plus, not regretting anyways cos Oluwa is involved

you seem to be a reverend father

AnalQueenluci:
Through severe training
Iamplato n oma307 hw about u

na so we dey hear.gehs nw na severe training dey disvirgin dem.RUBBISH.

ubunja:
bro you got my email?

no i havent seen it