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Hello all: happy resumption to Nairaland. its our season of laughter.

Happy New YEAR all it shall be our Year of Fruitness and double blessings.
Mydesire. Congrats on ur pregs, u shall carry to term and deliver safely
Tara. I hope u had got my mail, that was hw it is. Infact, I tire
Honie: longest tym. HNY too

Congratulation muma in your anniversary. God shall continue 2be God in ur home. U shall av all ur heart desire come next yr.
Gen buhari : congrat on ur Lo. Wish u many more Blessings.
@all. Merry Xmas in arrears nd happy nw yr in advance.
Tara. Sorry for nt replying u. Dnt knw ao 2use NL pm. U will soon get back to you.

Congratulation babe01, u shall carry 2 term in Jesus name. God shall surprise those in the waiting room. ?
Santagelo, kindly gist me if there is any improvement via my mail.
@all, receive ur miracles
Honie babe, longest tym? Abeg show urself. I miss u dearie

Udoka mama, congratulation! Ur prince shall grow in wisdom knowledge and understanding of God. Jst as Jesus Christ bring good tidings so shall good tidings, God's Blessing and peace follow suit. AMEN

Eazee. Congrat on ur bfp. U shall carry 2term in Jesus name.
CONFESSION: In Jesus name I receive power tht is in d word of God in2 my spirit, soul and body. In my mouth is d power of life and death. There4 I speak life un2 myself and I speak destruction unto all my enemies and all their weapons against me in Jesus name.
With my heart, I believe unto righteousness; and with my mouth, confession is made unto salvation in Jesus name.
The name of Jesus is my authority over all the powers of darkness including satan in Jesus name.
Every evil power in my environment assigned against my child-bearing die in the name of JESUS.
Anything taken frm my body used against my child-bearing, die in JESUS name.
My Father carry out divine surgery dat will move my life forward in JESUS name.
Anything I have eaten or swallowed, presently working against my health, be dissolved by the power of GOD in Jesus name.
Any organ in my body, performing below expectation, receive d resurrection power of the Lord Jesus Christ in Jesus name.
I command right now a total destruction of all yokes, burdens, fears, oppressions, enchantments, witchcraft, divinations, spells, curses, all ordinances and handwrittings done by the enemies against me, a child of God, in the name of Jesus Christ.
Blood of Jesus, Holy Ghost fire, detoxify my body in Jesus name.
Oh Lord, let my system and my DH's system receive power of healing and renewal un Jesus name.
Holy Ghost fire, loose my womb frm d cage of water bound and witchcraft spirits in JESUS name.
I drink d blood of Jesus and pass out frm my body system, every demon of infirmity, in the name of Jesus. AMEN
Thk God for answered prayers
Read d following and confess them. Exc 23:26, Leviticus 26:9, Psalm 127:3-4, Deut. 7:14, Psalm 128:2-3

ayaakanoh it is well with ur soul. U shall receive all ur miracles sooner than u expect
Cjonnes Amen 2ur prayer. Enof is enof by God's grace. He neva sleep nor slumba, God sees wat we ar going and He is preparing d best answer for us
Honiepie darling, keep d good work up

Honiepie: Amen Amen and Amen, it is well with u too. We really appreciate ur selfless effort as well, may d good Lord bless u, may He cause his face to shine upon u and may u find favor always in all ur ways. Indeed, u'r a blessing.
To all mamas and papas in d house da hv been keeping this thread alive, u'r all blessed. His Joy shall continually be ur strenght and we shall all have result (BFPs)
To all odas and the newbies, receive ur BFPin Jesus name

Pinky sweet, it is well with u. The Lord shall give u double for ur trouble. U shall be blessed wit children round about ur table.
santagelo: I sent u a mail, kindly check

Honiepie darling, thx for ur quick response, I got ur mail. God bless u real good.
Tami&tara, u are welcome back
@all, let brotherly/sisterly love continue, the devil is in shame ('ntoo' to d devil) this thread is fully back

@honiepie24, thank God u'r back though temporary bt pls for God's sake come back fully, everybody needs u including me. Sobbing when I got ur invitation mail bt couldn't further our discussion due to 'the works of d devil here. Pls and pls, come back
Skimpy, congrt once more

What a mighty God we serve!!! Skimpy Congrats, u shall carry to term and deliver like d hebrew women. God of 11th hour miracle remember and do ur wonders in our lives. Let it flow Lord (amen)

Good morninng all, I hope u all had a beautiful nite re§t?
Prov 3:5 Trust in the Lord with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths.
Allow God to lead, control and direct ur life always. Commit everything 2Him. It is well wit our soul
Do av a wonderful day

Good Evening my fellow mothers and fathers in the house

I think we all need prayer to conquer this yeye TTC. Shall we start? Let there be praise worship for few mins, ask God for fforgiveness of ur sins and pray those prayers as follows;

Every satanic data base compiled against me, catch fire, in the name of Jesus.
I delete my information from satanic data base, in the name of Jesus.
Every orchestration of darkness against my fruitfulness, be shattered, in the name of Jesus.
Every dossier of darkness against me and my fruitfulness, catch fire, in the name of Jesus.
Every satanic data base gathered to shut me down, roast, in the name of Jesus.
I remove my DH and my name from satanic feeding list, in the name of Jesus.
I remove my reproductive organ from satanic case file, in the name of Jesus.
I remove my womb from demonic memory, in the name of Jesus.
I remove my name from satanic computer, in the name of Jesus.
Any archive of darkness containing information about me, catch fire, in the name of Jesus.
Every archive of darkness speaking against my life, shut up, in the name of Jesus.
Voices from my past, harassing my future, die, in the name of Jesus.
Dark archives of my father’s house, roast, in the name of Jesus.
I break my self loose from the chains of dark archives, in the name of Jesus.
Witchcraft archives assigned to oppress me, die, in the name of Jesus.
Every good thing in my life, imprisoned by dark archives, be set free, in the name of Jesus.
Every equipment of darkness assigned to introduce sickness or disease into my life, be frustrated, in the name of Jesus.
Where is the Lord God of Elijah, arise and delete every satanic data base organised to sink my fruitfulness, destiny and life in the name of Jesus.
Every spiritual anchor holding my hands, catch fire, in the name of Jesus.
Every satanic data base compiled against me, be consumed by fire, in the name of Jesus.
O heavens arise and delete my name and destiny from every satanic data base, in the name of Jesus.
Every witchcraft computer, and witchcraft website, built against me, crash, in the name of Jesus.
Where is the Lord God of Elijah, arise and electrocute to dryness any agent of satan assigned against my fruitfulness, in the name of Jesus.
O God arise and put up on me spiritual camouflage to make me invisible to the enemy, in the name of Jesus.
Every gadget of darkness, in stalled to monitor my progress, crash, in the name of Jesus.
Every satanic imagination against my life, I bombard you with the arrows of God, in the name of Jesus.
By the anointing, I decode, download and destroy every satanic dossier and file kept against me, in the name of Jesus.
I push the enemy of my soul inside the grave dug for me, in Jesus name.
Every page of lamentation, open for me in the spiritual realm, catch fire and burn to ashes, in the name of Jesus.
Every satanic base or installation, assigned against my home, be scattered, in the name of Jesus.
Every advanced satanic technology assigned to trouble my sleep, I shut you down, in the name of Jesus.
Multiple technologies of the enemy, permitting them to examine or operate in mywomb, house and environment, I dismantle you, in the name of Jesus.
Every orchestration of darkness against my progress, be shattered, in the name of Jesus.
Every mental and magnetic attack against my life, I break your power, in the name of Jesus.
Whatever witchcraft covens have sent to me, I return it to them in seven-fold, in the name of Jesus.
Every electronic witchcraft targeting my destiny, scatter by fire, in the name of Jesus.

Thank God for answer prayers, in Jesus name we pray

Skimpychick and iyabetajos Congratulation on ur wedding ceremony, I wish u God's blessings, joy, peace. by this time next year it shall be wit u, DH and ur lo in good health.m

Happy Sunday all. Hmmm, am short of word about all that is happening in dis thread. Pls let us all exercise patient, judge nt so as ffor u nt 2be judge. Jst my 2cent advice
@all let there be an end 2dis issue, I seconded mamaT motion
Closing prayer by WHO? Lolz

@Tara&tami: amen!!! We shall all have goodnews. I will keep u inform on any acheivement. One more thing, make sure ur DH sleep unclad as it also aid male ferttility. Happy weekend

Hi Tami&Tara, I pray that we scale thru this TTC period and mmay God grant us our twins in Jesus name
We are also in d same shoe, my hubby was diagnosed azoospermia last year and since then we have bEen tyring oour best putting all our trust in God
He started fertilaid months ago and will soon finish it and I pray for good result. DH hormonal test was High FSH and testosterone while others are normal.
Livestyle had been change bt we are hoping God and I knw HE will neva put us 2shame. The bible says with God ALL things are possible and I believe it. Continue in ur goodworks, pray and seek HIS direction. It is well

CONGRATULATION Echala u shall carry 2term in Jesus nname (Amen). Lord hearken unnto our voice and grant us BFP, thanking God for prayer answers

CONGRATULATION. Echalan u shall carry 2term in Jesus nname (Amen)

@all newbies in the house, these are d abbrev
~2WW … 2 Week Wait (14DPO on average)
~ACV ... Apple Cidar Vinegar
~AF… Aunt flo (ie: period)
~AFNW … Aunt flo Not Wanted
~AFSA … Aunt flo Stay Away
~BBT … Basal Body Temperature
~BD … Baby Dancing
~BCP … Birth Control Pills
~BFP … big fat positive (pregnancy test)
~BFN … big fat negative (pregnancy test)
~BMS ... Baby-making Sex
~BSM ... Black Strap Mollasses
~BT… Blood Pregnancy Test (HCG Levels)
~BTDT...Been There Done That
~C … Cycle
~CB ... Cycle Buddy
~CD ... Cycle Day
~CF ... Cervical Fluid
~CL… Corpus Luteum
~CM ... Cervical Mucus
~CP… Cervical Position
~DD… Dear Daughter
~DH … Dear Husband
~DI ... Donor Insemination
~DPO ... Days Post-ovulation
~DS… Dear Son
~Dx ... Diagnosis
~Endo ... Endometriosis
~EDD… Estimated Due Date
~EPO ... Evening Primrose Oil
~EPT ... Early Pregnancy Test
~ET ... Embryo Transfer
~EWCM ... Egg White Cervical Mucus
~FF … Fertility Friend
~FMU … First Morning Urine
~FTTA ... Fertile Thoughts To All
~FX… Fingers Crossed
~GL … Good Luck
~GP ... General Practitioner
~H&H … Healthy & Happy
~HCG ... Human Chorionic Gonadotropin – detected by HPTs
~HPT ... Home Pregnancy Test
~HRT ... Hormone Replacement Therapy
~HX...History
~IF ... Infertility
~IPS … Imaginary Pregnancy Symptoms
~IUI… Intrauterine Insemination
~IVF ... In Vitro Fertilization
~LH… Luteinizing Hormone
~LMP ... Last Menstrual Period (start date)
~LO ... Little One (baby)
~LOL ... Laugh Out Loud or Lots Of Love
~LP ... Luteal Phase
~LPD ... Luteal Phase Defect
~M/C.... Miscarriage
~M/S … Morning Sickness
~MW...midwife
~NP ... Nurse Practitioner
~OV (O) … Ovulation. Variants: Oed, Oing
~OB... Obstetrician/Gynecologist
~OMG … Oh My God
~OPK ... Ovulation Predictor Kit
~P&PT … Prayer & positive Thoughts
~PG ... Pregnant
~PI ... Primary Infertility
~PMS ... Pre-menstrual Syndrome
~POF ... Premature Ovarian Failure
~POAS … Pee On a Stick (home pregnancy test)
~PROM ... Premature Rupture of Membranes
~PUTB ... Pillow Under The Butt
~PV … positive Vibes, pregnancy vibes,
~RE… Reproductive Endocronolgist- doctor who specialized in fertility problems
~ROFLMAO ... Rolling On Floor Laughing My *ss Off
~RPL ... Recurrent Pregnancy Loss
~RPS … Real Pregnancy Symptoms
~RSA ... Recurrent Spontaneous Abortion
~Rx ... Prescription
~SA ... Fluid Analysis
~SI ... Secondary Infertility
~SO ... Significant Other
~STD ... Sexually Transmitted Disease
~SV … Sticky Vibes
~SX...symptoms
~TR… Tubal Reversal
~TTC … Trying To Conceive
~TPQ... Time Pass Quickly
~TWW... Two Week Wait
~U/S ... Ultrasound
~UTI ... Urinary Tract Infection
~WBC ... White Blood Cells
@all enjou ur day

Good morning all

bajoba: Goodd morning mamas and papas in the house,I have been on dis thread Fø̲̣̣я̅ a while cas A̶̲̥̅♏ also a ttc.pls I need Ɣ☺ΰя assist.I hardly get EWCM n ♏Ɣ‎ period is 28day got ♏Ɣ‎ af yestday.how will I use the EPO therapy.will I take it raw.
To honiepie may God bless u and d gud work u ǎ̜̣̍®ε̲̣̣̣ doing.
Thank God Fø̲̣̣я̅ all d testimoies,I will get mine too IJN.

Ur stay here shall be short and I wish u BFP soon
The EPO honiepie talkd about is Evening Primerose Oil
Our sabi sabii Momas will soon attend 2u on hw 2use it or u read Honiepie previous text on dat
@Honiepie, Omoge no pimples with dimples, keep on d good work u'r doing, may d Lord reward greatly

@Pinky Pinky Congratulation, u shall carry 2term in Jesus name
@all let there be rain of bfp

Good morning all
@jahjehova, due to what u said, u still need to place urself on supplements more than Zinc and also knw dat it takes 3months for u to improve count. Change ur life style most esppecially food. Our sabi sabi mamas and papas will answer u well. In all, put ur trust in God, He is a God of possibilities.

It quite a long time house
@honiepie aka mamalawo, u'r so charming babe, keep it up
@prettylee, congrats, I wish u safe delivery and I receive my twins with faith as I type ur name (lols).
@diamondring, I read ur testimony and is so inspiring. The fruit of patient u have startd reaping shall knw no bounds. Jst as Hanah did nt stop having child after Samuel bt still have so many others, so shall ur children round about ur table
@all celebrant of the month, I wish u all happy celebration and I pray dat God answer all ur heart desires

@ll happy sunday

Gud aftanun all, am a silent reader of this thread but am happy with d testimony I jst read
@inwangobio congratulation: I pray that they shall be aglorious children in Jesus name. I also tap into ur testimony dat I am d next in line for miracles. U made my day (smiling)

@santagelo25 I got ur message. Thx

Good morning all and have a wonderful week ahead
@sanytagelo25 pls resend the message via d e-mail adress I used in sending mail. Couldn't find any msg of urs. Thx so much

How great are u Lord!! Another bfP in d house
Dreams Congratulation. Have a H and H 9 months pregs

Happy WedDing Anniversary Iya-Ejima, I prray dat by dis timee next year u shall be celebrating with ur Ejima. Enjoy ur day
Happy Sunday Momas and Papas in d house

Heeeeeeey am so so happy. Kaynee congratulation, u shall carry 2term in Jesus name.
@chi16 I sent u a mail. Pls reply, God bless u real good
@santagelo I also sent a mail to ur yahoomail, God bless u too

Heeeeeeey am so so happy. Kaynee congratulation, u shall carry 2term in Jesus name.