₦airaland Forum

Good!
Buhari is creating jobs

IranianSea:
Thanks. I bought a liter of it last week and I'm scared to make the next move never some are saying I should drain it and refill while you said I shouldn't. Please can I chat you up on WhatsApp? I will request a chat with you via email so that we can share Whatsapp number and communicate better. Thanks once again brother.

Contact me on kalutobest@yahoo.com

Sowore shut the fvck up.
Didn't you see how they beat up that soldier?

I knew there will be reprisal. The students are even lucky they were not fresh graduates from NA Depot, zaria

Any assault on any soldier has consequences.


Edited: For those quoting me, I don't have time to respond to your ignorance, but if you do anyhow....soldiers go show you anyhow.

Eagba:
inferiority complex dey worry you

Travel and see.

Why don't Americans worry about drinking coke?

Albertone:
Are you okay?

Do you know how dangerous and injurious it is to her health?


Every body should undergo Anatomy classes.

My expat Team Lead is more than 60 years, and he still drinks like 4 coke per day and smoke like 2 packs of cigarettes per day. He is strong and agile.

Good!

Buhari release MNK unconditionally.

Lecturers are very wicked.

They knew students will all vote for Peter Obi.

A taste of their own pill.

Them don see how e dey be to keep person for cell for days without charging him/her to court.

ahnie:
I m addicted to carbonated drinks and it's beginning to sound weird and I can hardly do without taking like 3 a day in every meal I take.

It's like there's a force propelling me to always take carbonated drinks.

Pls how do I get rid of such unhealthy habits?

It's nothing to worry about, nne!

Na poverty and poor health facility dey worry us here in Nigeria

My American collegues both old and young drink Coke on each meal. They also take candy (sweet) too much too.

I used to drink like 4 coke a day, but thank God I have reduced it to one per day.

Chop you money, bro

stonemasonn:
Shebi una attack Tinubu for claiming sabotage

Who is Una?

Nigerians are the problem of Nigeria.

Mods, I hope all is well o?

Why all the death news this morning?

Tinubu's family and handlers are very w!cked.

Allowing such an old man move around the country is wickedness.

Mahmoud Yakubu you lied! You people have started again.

I hope Amoda (Chicago Bobby) is not pricing you already o.

This is terrible!

These days you won't see me in any gathering of more than 500 people at once.

A similar thing would have happened to my MIL during GEJ' s tenure in Liberation Stadium, PHC back in the days, but God saved her.

So Yvonne forgot the Bible passage that says "Do not use my Name in vain".


Yvonne, please represent Nigeria very well and make us proud in this interracial knacking that will soon happen.

Good! Bankers are more corrupt and w!cked than politicians.

Banks are major cause of some of our problem in this country

IranianSea:
Good afternoon guys. My Corolla 2010, bought 3 years ago ( Toks from Apapa ) the car is serving me good and everything still running smoothly, good gear selection, low fuel consumption and all. In short, I'm enjoying it. Since I have been using it I never had any issues with it I only change engine oil and filter that is all. Last week I went to change my engine oil again then I asked my mechanic to check the gear oil because I have never see what's in there ever since I bought it. He checked and advice me to top up it because it's still neat or I should change it. But from the from the gauge's cap, its written there, it shouldn't be changed so here I'm very confused on what to do.
Please I need contribution on this from those you bought their car Tokunbo, how long before you ever tampered with the gear oil? I'd prefer contributions from those who is using Toyota corolla 2010 or any.

It's not an emergency because everything still running smoothly, I'm not worry but just that I wanna know when gear oil should be changed. My car is 3years and 6 months today.

Thanks guys

I have this same corolla for my wife.

My advice is: Check/gauge the gear oil and see if it's short of the recommended mark on the dip stick. (Put the car in Reverse, and hold the break while the mechanic is checking/gauging it)

If it is short, buy exactly the gear oil written on the stick (you will see something like WS).

Please don't drain and refill. Just top up with the recommended gear oil.


Feel free to contact me whenever you have questions

We know na!


A headline read "Tinubu's camp subtly shades PMB over BVAS and new naira notes"

Mtcheww!

We dey talk of animals wey get horns, snail too dey follow join queue.


Dan...my brother, statements like this shows you really think the Aso Rock is for kids. You are not in touch with the current global realities.

Vote Peter Obi, inugo!

Nonsensé

Predicted Newspaper Headlines on 26th February, 2023
1. Tinubu rejects presidential election result, heads to court.

2. APC rejects election results from Kano, Kastina, Lagos, Rivers, Zamfara, Borno, Kaduna, Oyo and Gombe, calls for cancellation of results.

3. Buhari and INEC rigged the election - APC spokesperson

5. Nigeria democracy is in danger, we will not accept this result - Keyamo

6. This election was scientifically rigged - El-Rufai

7. APC supporters protest over presidential election result.

8. I call on America, Germany, Russia and China to suspend visas of LP members -  Festus Keyamo

9. Keyamo loses his polling unit to LP

10.  Atiku and Tinubu gets zero vote in Zamfara.

11. PDP and APC call for cancellation of result from Imo, Ebonyi and Abia

12.  Wike congratulates Peter Obi on his victory

13. Sule lamido congratulates Peter Obi and all LP members.

14. Sack INEC chairman now, APC chairman urges Buhari

15. Ganduje asks Tinubu to reject kano result and calls for cancellation

16. • The will of the people has been circumvented —Atiku Abubakar

17• US, UK congratulate Nigeria's president-elect, Peter Obi, pledge continued collaboration with Nigeria

18. PDP blames Wike's G-5 govs for loss at the poll.

19. You can now retire to Dubai, Peter Obi taunts Atiku

20 Labour Party’s national chairman hail INEC

21 Begin move for national healing and reconciliation, OBJ urges Peter Obi

22 Keyamo blames NYSC ad-hoc members for their dismal performance at the polls.

23. Election results: Tinubu slumps, whereabout unknown.

24 INEC: 2023 election free & fair; aggrieved parties may seek redress in court.

25 2023 Election : Thugs believed to be APC members arrested in Lagos, Kano, Kogi, Oyo, Ekiti, Eboyi to be arraigned - IGP.

26 2023 Election: Sowore tongue-tied, refuses to speak to the press.

27 Sultan of Sokoto HE Sa'ad Abubakar congratulates HE Peter Obi on his victory at the polls, sues for peace & government of national unity.

28 Rabui Kwakwanso of ANPP calls for calm as he congratulates Peter Obi, demands inclusive government.

29 APC, PDP blames faulty BVAS machine for election losses in their traditional strongholds, heads to court.

30 Bishop of Abuja Archdiocese His Eminence Dr Ignatius Kaigama hails 2023 election results, says the will of the people has prevailed, congratulates Peter Obi.

31 Country home of Peter Obi - Agulu in Anambra State agog with funfair & jubilation on the victory of Peter Obi at the polls.


As e dey sweet us
E dey pain them
😎😎😎

He think say na India him dey

Terrible!

What a country?

Good

I support anything that will benefit the citizens

Aircraft kwa?

Please what year were we supposed to produce pencil?

Once a woman is knacked and you make your ancestors proud, that woman will always come back for more knacks.

ThompsonJoo:
I guess they uses +13 GMT

There's nothing like +13 GMT. The highest is 11hours 30 minutes or so. At most, you get +12 hours.

Make una no dey worry person with all these mental calculation.

Na money I dey find, biko.

Robbery in UK have become too many o.

Very scanty

No matter what, Peter Obi MUST win next year