₦airaland Forum

TheBTCinvestor:
E bu nno Ezi

Maka gini?

I wish someone told me this when I was in my 20s

As a guy who got a good paying job (120k net) in my 20s, rather than invest, I was importing babes from Abuja, Lagos, Kaduna to PH

Any girl who refuses to come, I don buy flight ticket go meet am. Then flight na 10k to 15k.

No club in PH I don't go to every weekend.

Chai!

But sha, uwa bu ofu mbia

Chai!

Abuja anyachasigo ka akwa (Abuja don fade like cloth)

Abuja that used to be the most secured place in Nigeria. What changed.

Isobug:
Soft landing of his principal...,.. Just in case court scuttle hopes

Oil dey your head

The headline is confusing. Next time say Lai Mohammed and not FG.

Angrygoat:
Ah ah ah
Abubu abubu
Abubu abubu


No need to bring down tank,if your car is the type that fuel pump can be accessed from passengers seat. Tel them to remove the pump assembly,suck out all the fuel using a hose. Pour the fuel into a bucket and inspect if water settles at rhe bottom. Also check the fuel pump,water might have gotten into it. Its doing overheating,yourfuel pump. Most filling stations sell water mixed with fuel as fuel. Naija is dead

Your purge valve is dirty. Clean it

This is what we are saying. Vote in good government, una say no

No one will ask those Nigerians if they support APC or PDP.

Tripleoluwa:
Hi people, I presented myself for accreditation at the Agunbiade population office in Somolu local council today 26-042023, for the position of supervisor that I applied for in the coming population census.

I had barely sat down before the man sitting at the desk said my name was not on the computer list. I was shocked because I had been approved online and my bank account had been submitted. He requested for my surname as he punched the keyboard. Seconds later, he said my surname is not on thier list. I knew right there that he was lying because my immediate sister successfully did her accreditation on Monday. So how come my surname no dey there?...

In a nutshell, I think the process has been politicised or compromised. There's a seeming attempt to expunge people's names in place of others. Because I see no reason why they refused to paste the list for everyone to check.

Does anything work well in Nigeria without politics?

If anything happens to Mazi Nnamdi Kanu, Buhari, FG and DSS will have us to contend.

Try this with Muslims and see how the whole Nigeria will burn.

Ijelenwanyioma:
I am pregnant and by special grace of God, I am expected to have my baby in 3 months time. The issue is that I don't want my mother to come for my omugwo. I am her only daughter but she hate me so much. At first I thought it is old age but she's just 60+ and I have seen older women treating their daughter right.

The last omugwo she came I saw hell, I gave birth on Monday and she came on Thursday. I had 3rd degree tear(that type that they will stitch from anus to vagina) I explained to her that I can't stand for long because of the pain. Meanwhile before she came, a woman from my husband place was taking care of me and she won't let me come down from bed except to eat, bath, breastfeed my baby and sleep. But when she saw my mum, she stopped coming. The woman already prepared soup and kept inside freezer on Wednesday before my mum arrived. It was that soup we ate till Sunday. On Sunday morning I asked my mum what we will eat and she told me to wait for people that are coming to visit us so I can send any of them to market and cook. Like how can I send my visitor message? So I waited for my husband and son to come back from church. I just took tea and also served her. My husband went to market and bought the things I needed to make stew. My baby was sleeping and I went inside kitchen to make stew. My mum sat down comfortably in the sitting room watching film and gisting with visitors that came to see me and my baby. I was in serious pain but I have to cook what me and everybody will eat. I served her the food after cooking and she gladly ate it. She's is neither sick or having pain anywhere.

My mother never cook anything in my house for 4 months till she left. The day I mentioned it to her. She started crying that she knows I hate her like my father. Like how? I even expected her to apologise and lie that she wasn't feeling fine that day. Among all her children, I give her more money but she always show me I am not important.

The problem is, even though this is my third child, I can barely take care of child under 1 month. Apart from cooking, my mum always makes me cry by telling me some very harsh word. She will force me to drink very hot water that I can't even pour on my skin. If I refuse to drink she will get angry and start her wahala again. I don't just want her to come to my house again for my mental health. O ti su mi 😭😭

How was your relationship with your mother while growing up?

AustineCJ:
My sis planned for a small after court wedding reception, my mum went behind to invite church members, extended families, relatives in the village ..... sponsored their food and drinks that there’s no way her daughter will do a small reception. 😂😂

This is usual with all mothers.

We rise by lifting others

nedzuby:
Now who is the Governor elect of Lagos?

Did he fairly win?

You will be a very b@d person in life because you support ev!l.

Seun:
Dear Igbo People,

I sincerely apologize for allowing a toxic political banner advert which said, "Lagos can never be run from Anambra; go and vote" to run on Nairaland for several hours on Wednesday, March 15, 2023.

The mischievously worded banner advert appears to have been part of an ethnically divisive political campaign aimed at securing Lagos State for the ruling party by instilling fear in Yoruba people, making them believe that Igbo people intended to "take over" Lagos State.

Such ethnically divisive political campaigns have no place in a forward-thinking democracy, and for this reason, the ad should have been taken down instantly. No harm was intended, but my lack of forethought about the ethics of that type of advert led to a disappointing outcome.

We should have had a clear policy against accepting negative and ethnically divisive ads on Nairaland, we should have communicated it to all advertisers, and we should have taken down any advert that violated that policy instantly. This will all be in place before the next election.

We made almost N16,000 from the ad. We will double it and donate it to victims of political violence in Lagos.

Please, do NOT give up on Nigeria. The times are challenging, but TOGETHER, we will overcome.

Sincerely,
Seun Osewa.

Just look at this agbaya!

APOLOGY NOT ACCEPTED

You have always been a tribal and religious big-ot.

nedzuby:
That’s strategy and it’s going to work for him.

The truth is, the Igbo true color came out after PO lost the election and the true Yorubas will never allow your GRV win. Sanwolu by the special Grace of God is our re-Governor Elect of Lagos

Anyway, 18th March no far again, let’s see how this conversation will turn by this time next week

Lower your expectations so that you heal fast when Sanwo-olu will fail

At the rate Sanwo-olu is going, if you get child dedication for area, him fit show.

We fit see am dey do conductor for Oshodi - Mile 2 bus sef.


Well. Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour is our man to restore sanity in Lagos.

onuman:
The question resurges: is this President Buhari truly a Nigerian?
How could a president of a country born in the country watch the country's citizens languish in this type of man-made problem? Not possible.

I just tire

nounpastquestio:
Good day Nairalanders,

Please I sincerely need your help/assistance/advice to help me secure US VISA

My wife younger brother that’s a doing a Masters Programme in one of the Universities in USA will be rounding up his programme by May, 2023 and the school gave him 3 slots opportunity to invite his family members and he gave me a slot of invitation to the USA.
From the mentioned date, I have limited time to get all things available.

NOTE:
1. I have valid Passport
2. Though I have been refused USA VISA far back 2012
3. I have Business name with account with GTB Bank. I have steady flows of cash on it, but not in million
4. I have 2 kids

Please what steps should I take now and how do I get the required documents without me spending much?

Since it's an invitation for an academic reasons, they will grant you visa. Oyibo dey like anything school and graduation. You never hear of student that k!lled himself because his mom couldn't attend his graduation?

Except your records don cast before before somewhere and you don forget.

May her soul rest in peace.

I have never seen a country against her own people like Nigeria

E come bi like say the government and the masses are fighting.

[quote author=naijamanyoutube post=120334433]I took a walk around downtown in São Paulo. Naija people full here. I have a video coming, of a shopping mall filled with Nigerian businesses.

But for now enjoy this one, and let me know what you think about São Paulo.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj6BpY01EWo[/quote

Abeg, get me that girl's number in the first picture.


So them get m.ad man over there

Mahmoud you dey hear am?

The way Sanwo-olu is visiting places now eh, if you have child dedication, just invite him, he will come.

Peter Obi has really changed the mentality of our politicians.

Meanwhile, Gbadebo 'Chinedu' Vivour Rhodes has all Lagosians votes.

No matter how you look at it, ashawos have economic importance in the society.

Some wives are more rugged than some ashawos o.

Never knew Muslims accept crim.inals in their place of worship.

Vincenzomum:
I am married to a Igbo man. We are based in Italy. We have 4 children 3 together. I have 3 girls for him. I tested positive for baby number 5 and we were discussing about the gender, my husband said something that makes me feel so bad.

He wants a son so bad. He said in Igbo tribe, a man is nothing without a son. I asked him what if we had another baby girl he said he will have no choice but to go to Nigeria and marry another woman who will bear sons for him so he can be a real man.

I asked him if he was serious then he changed his words saying he was joking, he doesn't mind the sex of our baby as long as the baby is healthy that is what matter.

I have been restless since he has mentioned about marrying a second wife even though he said it was a joke but I know that he wasn't joking, he was serious.

I want to know from igbo people, is it true that a man is nothing without a son and also what if the wife only bore female children is it compulsory for the man to marry a second one in Igbo tribe to bear him sons?

Mummy Vincenzo, how's Vincezo doing? (From your posts, it seems you and hubby are always quarrelling about one issue or another one your kids)

Well, the male child is important in every tribe, not only to the Igbo tribe (so they say)

It depends on your husband. I can tell you for free that your husband is not joking about marrying another wife if you don't bore him a son. He told you he's joking just to appease you so you don't feel bad.

See, in this modern age, every child is important, but if your husband want a male child, discuss with him and make him understand he's the determinant because he has X and Y chromosomes. I believe your husband is well educated, and not an "oso ahia"

But no matter what you do, don't sleep with another man in the name of getting a male child. (Yes, many women do that).

I pray God gives you a male child.

Mahoud Yakubu is a fraud.

He MUST pay for his sins.

However, I prefer Tinubu to Atiku sha.

Congratulations Peter Obi....our new president

Good!

One legacy Buhari, whom many of you have hated for 7+ years, will leave is a free and fair election.

Sai Buhari...well.done.

BAT and his cohorts won't rig this election

That DSS guy (in the fourth picture) don chop food so? He looks somehow

Franzinni:
you are right I don't think the soldiers even did enough... They for deal with them pass like that so they will never have the mind to try it again. Anybody against the soldiers no get single sense .. do you know what that uniform represents ? To get mind put your shoe on a soldiers back ... My God!!

Many Nigerians think certain laws run on their emotions or how they feel.

GoodHardDickk:
It's either you're a soldier or someone in your family is a soldier but whichever one it is, those soldier must be fished out and taught a very bitter lesson. Kudos to the student.

In a sane society, soldiers are only confined in the military base and war zone only. but in Nigeria na to dey flex muscles for unarmed civilians dey Sabi.

Good!

In sane society, students won't beat soldier the way they beat this one, no matter what. He who fetches an ant-infested wood shouldn't complain when lizards come visiting.