₦airaland Forum

blacksam01:
bro, havent u moticed that every child now has more than 100k in account..? inflation is killing the economy, money is so easy to get this days cuz its common..so raising interest rate is to check dt..

brother, both the CBN nd the minister of finance play same role ro regulate nd guide the economy to progress, the CBN handles the monetary policies whilst the finance minister handle the fiscal policies...so why blame Mr. Emefiele of bad fiscal policies when that is mot his field...?

Auto-correct.

It's monetary policy I wanted to write.

Buhari is a mofo

Nigerians made a very big mistake by assuming Buhari's "I don't care look" is a sign of weakness.

That Jubril from Sudan (abi na Niger) knows exactly all the things he's doing.

Well, I wish luck in his future endeavours either in Niger or in Sudan.

Tinubu is a thief who wants to get into Aso Rock through the backdoor.


We will recover our mandate very soon.

Exmilitant:
I sent 5m to 3 dumps to get 3 trucks of diesel (bunkery).

Till today, i no see diesel, i no see money.

From your moniker, you can recover that money if you want. Once a soldier, always a soldier.

tunjilomo:
Assuming, I did have one. I will always exchange a small but reasonable amount of my salary into USD.

It's not a wise thing to do. Rather look for what will make you earn in dollars

Yes na.

Who will do care giver work in UK? Who will wash and sweep train stations or stadium?

UK.will continue to give visa to people to come

Not getting into a high paying government agency or IOCs at a young age.

Godwin Emefiele just shut up

How do you want us to believe you?

A man that just raised bank interest rate to 18.5% at this dying minute.

You couldn't handle the monetary policy and you want to tell a private person how to run his business.

How much is Dangote cement in Nigeria compared to other countries?

Do and go exile abroad, biko.

Nation1:
Hello people,

Am married for 6 years with two kids. Some months ago, my wife started denying sex so much that we hardly have 2 times in a month. Because of this, I no longer disturb her this days cos it's better to let her be than to be rejected since most times I expected her to say no or give an excuse or the other which am always about 90 percent right about.

This days, I don't feel attracted to her sexually anymore. I have never cheated on her but this days, the thought of doing so is gradually creeping in. Have tried talking to her about this but no change. I don't want to start what extra marital affair but am tempted to.

I need your advise guys.

Don't have prostrate for nothing o. Pretend to have a girl you are seeing outside. Fake some calls sometimes, fake some chats and let her see it. Thank me later.

hotwax:
For the past years, our workspace has been witnessing high rate of career growth of our female counterparts, especially young girls. We guys feel so dejected and demoralized whenever promotion list is published.

It is a norm that ladies who don’t do anything at the office, those who don’t work get promoted while guys work like donkeys. This has made us lose many of our talents to our competitors.

You see female IT students squaring up to fight a Manager, threatening a Manager. We had a case where a Manager was summoned and warned to desist from correcting a particular female industrial attaché. He was told point blank that he would lose his job. When its time for promotion, ladies (both married and single) wear skimpy skirt to the office, expose cleavages e.t.c.

Late last year, we had management shakeup, the new management is dominated by women. Our MD is a woman. This has changed things significantly. They published promotion list last month, men dominated it. I got promoted too.

Things have now changed. Suddenly ladies are courteous and respectful. Office spaces is now always full to the brim. Our female folks are now working seriously. They are now nice. They are learning some processes they care not to learn before. They don’t use to work, now, they are learning the Hardaway.

In those past years, I lost respect for women in offices especially those career miniskirt ladies working in offices. I used to wonder who they fcked to get to where they are.

Is it a one man organization? I can't work in such a place

Lessons learnt.

Go and slap police no more, Seun the spoilt brát.

Ok

manee2:
I really can't give the best advice to my 24-year-old sister struggling with the frustrations of a married professor in his late 40s who wants to have a sexual affair with her.

The lecturer handles two different courses, each having a three-credit load and she is afraid of being failed for not complying with his sexual advances.

Having given many excuses for not meeting up for a date and refusing his gifts, tonight I found her crying after talking to him over the phone and it seems he is upset about the whole situation.

Tell your sister to read and study hard in a way nothing can make her fail the courses. If the results comes out and she fails, let her call for remarking stating the obvious reasons.

I deactivated my Instagram account because of this online begging. I reduced my time on Nairaland too.

I don't blame them sha, PMB has destroyed the country.

Agu di na obodo.

Buhari is an akpa amu!

He wants to do 8 years work in 8 days.

Why is he commissioning stuffs in this extra time? Stvpid mofo.

Buhari wants to do 8 years work in 8 days

Kenneth should know there is something called Forgiveness. He should forgive and treat him better than he treated him years back.

But forgetting is up to Kenneth.

For me, I forgive but I don't forget.

Yungmil:
Please guys am seriously in confusion right now on what to do, I work in a tomato company in Kano state.

My supervisor who is related to the owner of the stole my money about 70k.

Now my confusion is if I should report him or not because he is our supervisor and the company only listens to him and not the other workers.

Am scared if I go ahead and report him I might end up being affected. They all speak housa which I don't.

It is only both of us in the office, yet he denied it. I don't have any other job yet

Please should what should I do?

Go traditional

mrvitalis:
To fight herdsman you must be ready to fight police ,army and then herdsman

They would come kill your people police won't do anything ...they can do that for years you won't see one police bike in your place

But once u revenge and kill one come can see army and police arresting your youths

The best way is when they attack you don't talk , infact deny the attack ...even even when media talks about it deny

The look for their nearest camp count 10 ...pick a random day or night ,40 days , 33 days ...gather your youths n make sure you preach to everyone in that camp ...every single one preach to them to repent

The next morning live your life like normal ,you have done the lords work

This is how Umunneochi, Abia state did, and till date fulanis have remained peaceful and loyal there.

That's how big boys play

Na wa o

Rumuji axis again? Emohua people have started again o.

Once it is 7pm, that road becomes deadly.

And the funny thing is, there are a lot of police checkpoints along that Rumuji road.

Is there no Guiness World Record that involves sucking of breasts? Na that one I fit win o

Person wey tint him hair no normal na.

concho:
When I took over as a director in our company , I noticed that the company’s Secretary is a chronic liar

Most excuses she gives to avoid coming to work always seem like lies to me . But I couldn’t confront her since I don’t have proves .

Today her mum is very sick, tomorrow her dad is about dying .

I also noticed that she doesn’t do her jobs ( financial recordings ) . She is always sleeping at work and says she is sick when confronted .

We started looking for replacements , but I noticed also that she discourages everyone that wants to work .

On Thursday, she said her dad was dead and would be Buried on Saturday . I granted her a leave between Thursday and Saturday and I conclude that I must find her village and attend the burial without telling her .

On getting to her village , I discovered that there was no burial and the parents she constantly used as excuse died years ago

I sent her video I made in her village only for her to tell me that she won’t come to work again .

She handed nothing over to the company . She didn’t provide details of the transactions she did in the previous weeks .

I asked her details of the companies transactions during the Naira scarcity , she refused to come bring these things .

This resignation would take us one year backwards in other to sort her stuffs out. She handed over to no one

If I let her go free , other workers would emulate her .

How do I start nailing her please ??

There's a reason people give notice of resignation.

And there's a reason company tell outgoing staff "hand over every company property in your possession"

Use police and arrest her. Tell police she has some company confidential documents in her possession.

Is she proves stubborn, hit me up, let's solve it once and for all.

Meanwhile I have replacement for her if you stay in SE or SS

Very good!

Igwe bu Ike

3G for 15 years? This is not really a nice business o

5G will soon be rolled out, and before that 15 years we would be using 7G.

Well, let's see how it goes.

Omo, NCC dey chop sha o

Rubyjade:
Good.

Thank you

Rubyjade:
Hope you have investment sha

So many o.

TheBTCinvestor:
E bu nno Ezi

Maka gini?

I wish someone told me this when I was in my 20s

As a guy who got a good paying job (120k net) in my 20s, rather than invest, I was importing babes from Abuja, Lagos, Kaduna to PH

Any girl who refuses to come, I don buy flight ticket go meet am. Then flight na 10k to 15k.

No club in PH I don't go to every weekend.

Chai!

But sha, uwa bu ofu mbia

Chai!

Abuja anyachasigo ka akwa (Abuja don fade like cloth)

Abuja that used to be the most secured place in Nigeria. What changed.