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All the cars I have driven were ordered from abroad

No matter the amount he will donate, I cannot allow this foolishness in my occasion.

Let him go.somewhere else.

Ah ah, is BAT still in Defence House?

Seems his Babalawo is not yet done with the cleansing of Aso Rock.

Them suppose dey flog am every morning before them give am food

But then, how many Northerners have been arrested?

God abeg. Na beg we dey beg you!


For those who don't know, Gwagwa is different from Gwagwalada o

Haa!

Why is she not taking the heavenly race serious again? So she just wanted to cash out.

HitlerWasRight:
0koro hands typed this

Akpa amu gi there

mrgreen4real:
You shall remain an idiot for the rest of your life

You are an akpa amu.

Akuya
Ewu Gambia

They should go and hold it in Otuoke!

They don't have any say in the country as for now. Jonathan, the shoelw man, misused their opportunity. Let them hold him.


Is that Zack Orji with the Mopol guy?

Very true!

He's making the right moves.

Tinubu go shock us

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mushroomFarm:
This is not my first time attending the church here in Yakutsk, Russia (world's coldest city where I study) but I have decided to share my experience about church service in Russia (Yakutsk) with you guys today.
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This city is 8 hours ahead of Nigeria which means we had concluded the service long before you guys woke up. But my university invited international students to a special program today so I couldn't post this until now.
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The service begins with songs.
Yakutians and Russians dance and wave flags.
For instance they wave the red flag to symbolize salvation, white to symbolize peace and the flag of Israel to show love for the birth place of Christ.
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After series of songs the bible is read and the junior pastor say a few things about the verse that is read.
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Then the senior pastor would preach the sermon.
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After which we hug each other now I love this part😘😘😘 and I try to avoid the men and hug the ladies...😍
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After this we go to the dinning room and eat.
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This is what I love most about the church here. There is nothing like offering and tithe. But we eat heavily every Sunday!
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The first time I arrived here in Yakutsk and went to church, there was this lady that came to me after service and asked me if I am not cold (I didn't have winter clothes yet) she told me even if I were not cold then, I would feel terribly cold when the winter gets tough. She took me to the stores in her car and bought me winter clothes, winter boots, mufflers, winter gloves, etc.
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This is the coldest city in the world and those clothes are needed for survival. Infact even with those clothes, at minus 63 degrees you must not stay outside for more than 30mins to an hour. You would be finished!! (So imagine not having those clothes)
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Her name is sister Natalia and she is so nice (and other people from church too) to the point that I was beginning to wonder if something else was not involved.
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One day I asked her why she does those things and how the church is able to finance feeding everyone every Sunday without taking offerings.
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She said some people in the church makes secret donations...to do those things. She said they are not rich, they are just reciprocation the love of Christ. She said a brother from church also give enough money to buy winter clothes for every new African student in the city! Those clothes cost about 250k in Nigerian money.
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I can say that 30% of our feeding here is financed by the church. They send us chickens and meat from time to time. Lots of cucumbers, vegetables, rice and potatoes...
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The church believes when people come to the presence of Christ, they should be physically blessed just like Christ fed his multitudes. They have up to 20 varieties of food and they often force us to pack food home. They say if we do not go with the food, they would get spoilt anyway. They make them in excess every Sunday so that no one would go without being filled.
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Sisters in church are very free with boys (including internationals like us) they hug us like we are truly brothers and the women often hug and give us kisses on the cheek (reciprocating the love of Christ)
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The preacher is a woman. She is Ukrainian. The church here does not preach hell at all. Quiet weird. They only talk about the love of Christ. Little wonder it really shows in everyone of them.
You could easily mistake the friendliness of everyone in church for 'love interests' they show that love tooooooo much.
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Women and men should leave their head uncovered in church. No one would send you out if you do otherwise. But that is the norm here.
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Korean girls in church wear very skimpy dresses. No one seems bothered about it.
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Below is a video of a choreography performed by some of the teenagers in church.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArvoUvgSbGc
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First picture is the preacher.
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Second picture is with me with my American classmate and a Korean girl(after church)
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Third picture is me with sister Natalia
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One thing I like in all of these is Sister Natalie said some people make secret donations to cater for all the "enjoyment" you experienced

Now, to all those talking about Nigerian churches and pastors, I have this question for you

Why can't you be one of those making such secret donations in your church so that your pastor won't have to announce for tithes and offerings?

Just think about ONLY the diesel to power equipments in the church, you will understand why offerings and tithes are needed.

Tinubu shouldn't even appoint politicians in any ministerial position sef.

@Op, you have to understand that Tinubu didn't win any election. Be guided!

He stole the people's mandate and entered Aso Rock through the backdoor.

But relax, he will soon come out of Aso Rock through the same backdoor

kamtrix:
But what of in a case where the lady is well cultured and we'll mannered. The kind that you will never know her parents are divorced unless she tells you? And she is close to both her parents

I think you are blinded by love for now.

There's no way you won't know a girl that grew up in a separate home. It will always show.

If she followed her dad, you are lucky. Those that followed their mom have character issues.

xin5:
On Friday here I decided to go to a club because I was hot and no girlfriend I will be coming home with something to cool off on.
I got dressed, looked nice and went to the club.

Immediately, I sat the girls serving just brought their book like they normally do and asked me what I care for. I wasn't in the mood to drink beer, just something soft. Then my eyes saw a gentleman who sat opposite me drinking a blue substance from his glass cup. It looked fruity. I asked the girl, what's that? She said ELECTRIC ICE tea. I asked if it had alcohol. She said yes and I could make it harder or stronger. Just exactly what I needed, she brought it and I started sipping with straw. I was feeling the vibe from the bar view.

Finally, I saw my specs to cool me off no long talk.. I proceeded to make payment for the drink before the spirit of dorime enter my body... I called a cab and we went back home. Close to my junction, there was a police stop and search. I told the girl to behave that we are passenger. the cab man asked if I have any exhibit like drugs and the rest I said no. Then he asked me why my tongue was blue. I was shocked, then it occurred to me that the electric ice drink I took not quite long..the blue substance colorize my tongue and now it seems as if I just took a pill they call refno

We were already close to the stop search, police man stopped us check the girl I was with, then asked me what was in my pocket. I say phone. I didn't know the other one was observing me. He saw my tongue with the street light on and approached us. They started searching for the drugs, naked me and searched the whole car. I explained to them it was a drink I took for club. This police don't want to hear. They slapped the back of my head and threw me into their van to the station. I slept cell in pain.

Next morning, they told me to write a statement which I made and a phone call to family and it was passed to friend. One even went as far to buy that same drink yesterday morning and brought it to the station..they saw it but they still threatening they take me to court..which I was bailed with a huge sum for a drink that wasn't more than 15k.

Woman I didn't climb and I'm still konjified.

Tell me who you voted for in the last general election before I advise.you properly.

Nneka!

Back in UNN, pursued this girl from 1st year to 3rd year, and she was doing me "ono nso eru aka" (I'm close but you can't touch me).

Na the day rain beat me in front of Mary Slessor Hostel at night while waiting for her to come back, I advised myself.

I saw shege in that girl's hand.

Chai!

Diezani should be in Kirikiri by now cooling off if Nigeria truly have sense.

If not for she and her cohorts, we wouldn't have Buhari in 2015 and then Tinubu in 2023.

PDP did so much damage to this country

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gmacnoms:
Anyways, time for adults to eat. Same thing, another air hostess asked me, and gave me options. “Since I first choose 1, make I try the last option this time” 😭

So I told her, the last one. Since I no even too hear wetin she talk.

An so them bring another thing. This one worse. At that point, I had to ask for rice. Na so she tell me say, this is breakfast.

Haaaaa. Una no Dey chop rice for morning? 😭

I just eat the fruits and bread, and rest. But deep down, I wish say I fit see all those people wey Dey hawk gala for hold up, make I buy.

They later brought some things for my my baby sha.

At this point, I just wanted to sleep, wake up, and get to my destination

Come, you are cracking me up this night o.

What a lucky chap. Try it in Nigeria, DSS/Army will use you and practice shooting

[quote author=Toks2008 post=123365385][/quote]Bia enyi, wetin happen?

You have done well, nne! Don't mind anybody saying virginity doesn't matter. It matters a lot.



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BAT and his supporters are doing all shades of wrong and are happy.

They are laying a bad precedence. First to do no dey pain

Pete is bigger than Ooni.

Na wa o!

Nobody wants to associate with someone who stole the masses mandate

Few years ago, I tried teaching my wife how to drive, each session ended with quarrel and shoutings.

Sometimes, she will abandon the vehicle for me and use bike/Keke to go home.

One time, she said her dad said it's Volkswagen Beetle one should learn with, that it makes one to learn very well. I asked her if I should go and buy Beetle for her?

Omo, after about 4 sessions, I gave her 30k to go and register in a driving school.

She's now a professional driver. She does PH to Umuahia at 100km/hr sef

Airlord2030:
so we be the same... I too dey make my money from Nigeria ...

I be think say you be one of those wey dey sell their properties to travel go whiteman land and do menial jobs

I no fit try am, nna!

In fact, I help buy property of those travelling. If you see anyone relocating, let me know so I buy their property.

Airlord2030:
so na wetin you sell your property to go do be that ?

You sell your property for millions to relocate to UK only to be given jobs the citizens don't want to do?

Black slaves!!!

Bia enyi, I am in Nigeria eating the good of the land.

I had the opportunity to travel to the USA some 17 years ago, but I don't like abroad. I don't plan to leave this country no matter what

We are making our money here.