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Romance › Re: Lady Rejects Marriage Proposal Because Lover Refused To Kneel Down by luminouz(m): 10:10pm On Aug 05, 2020
Must be SCRIPTED!!!

If not, the girl never ready to marry niyen oh

See the way she was looking left and right at OTHERS, seeming to love the attention more than the actual ring itself. She cared about being embarrassed than getting married. She ain't readybto be a wife biko

The guy nailed it on all fronts. Kneeling down means nothing. She claimed it meant she wasn't worth it. Like WTF? You dated him for 5 years and you never knew his mind about how special you are to him until he refuses to kneel ON THE DAY HE PROPOSED. Lmaooooo!!!


See the other men in the background yelling 'kneel down,what's what doing at all is worth doing well.... Bla bla blaaaaa'. Those ones are destiny killers.


Kunle ko...dobale ni...she be dorathy the milk seller or what?

Romance › Re: My Experience At The Club: Share Yours by luminouz(m): 3:27pm On Aug 05, 2020
Mac12:
Never been to a club before
Makes two of us
Romance › Re: My Experience At The Club: Share Yours by luminouz(m): 3:26pm On Aug 05, 2020
Never been to a club in my life
Celebrities › Re: Patoranking Acquires A N85Million Lamborgini Urus 2020 by luminouz(m): 1:11pm On Aug 05, 2020
PremierGuy:
Why not invest half of the money in properties or gold that will appreciate in value instead in a car that will depreciate within few years.

The price of gold is at all time high at $1,975 and will surely continue to go up as the world economy is going through recession.
Its not ur money...

Leave him alone
Romance › Re: Kwara Man Allegedly Rejects His Daughter Because She Has Blue Eyes by luminouz(m): 10:29am On Aug 04, 2020
Vibra:
Her sister has the same eye colour
I also have the same eye colour... lipsrsealed
Fashion › Re: The Beautiful Men Of The Afar Tribe by luminouz(m): 11:59pm On Aug 03, 2020
Mac12:
Lol, I am crying already
I feel u...speed on Mac12 level wink
Romance › Re: Kwara Man Allegedly Rejects His Daughter Because She Has Blue Eyes by luminouz(m):
That man is ignorant. Maybe even illiterate.

Blue eyes didn't come naturally to humans but through a gene mutation in a single ancestor of humans. This genetic mutation occurred thousands of years ago( 60,000-20,000 years).

All beings with blue eyes today are related to that single(genesis)ancestor. The colour is rare for black people though being very recessive compared to the predominant dark brown, brown black eyes of Africans. Even more rare for black folks are green eyes or blue-greens.

I have seen bright brown eyes in easterners and some westerners in nigeria but these are fewer to the dominant dark browns.

The blue-eye gene is more common in blacks than we think but being recessive, it stays hidden till its accumulated strength is powerful enough to dominate the black/browns. More likely the dad who rejected her has some of the blue-recessives in his genes which might even be higher than that of the girl's mother, to make such colours come out. Additional evidence comes from the eye colours of her siblings, which are also blue.

The man's family is very lucky to have such variety/diversity in their gene.
Foreign Affairs › Re: 14-Year-Old Missing Malaysian Boy Found In Crocrodile's Stomach (Graphic Pics) by luminouz(m): 9:35pm On Aug 03, 2020
Grandmeister:
You should blame yourself if you enter an area designated for wildlife without permit...and if you get mauled then yes it’s your fault .mankind has singlehandedly diminished most of the areas were these animals dwell and thrive...either he is felling trees to make furnitures or he is killing animals to make shoes and exotic leather properties...
Too bad the little boy picking snails didn't get a permit in an area no one designated as a reserve or zoo then!
undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Fashion › Re: The Beautiful Men Of The Afar Tribe by luminouz(m): 9:04pm On Aug 03, 2020
Nuttella:
So handsome, I could eat them. kiss
Ewwwwwwwwww... undecided
Fashion › Re: The Beautiful Men Of The Afar Tribe by luminouz(m): 9:02pm On Aug 03, 2020
Mac12:
Beautiful indeed. No provoke me o
Oya provoke and cry tongue
Fashion › Re: The Beautiful Men Of The Afar Tribe by luminouz(m): 9:00pm On Aug 03, 2020
Beautiful ke? sad
Foreign Affairs › Re: 14-Year-Old Missing Malaysian Boy Found In Crocrodile's Stomach (Graphic Pics) by luminouz(m): 8:49pm On Aug 03, 2020
Grandmeister:
You know animals in the wild will act like animals in the wild? Does that mean we should go about hunting them into extinction?? What kind of warped mentality are you Nigerians possessed with?
Guess you Asian or American? lipsrsealed

The boy wasnt in the water or anything close. The croc attacked him on the riverbank and thats not even surprising because crocs can run on land and catch prey far inland from water. So do you blame this boy for picking snails or for trying to help his auntie?
You lots come up with habitat encroachment or some other shiit to justify the way humans are eaten or how animals are killed but then no crocodile habitat was threatened in this case.


Most times,those of you who make such comments dont even live near water or any natural habitat. You just say shii to sound woke. I have known what it meant to be attacked by a full grown lion and survived, something you will never have had the guts or presence to do shiit about but give up and be eaten. I guess I should also commend the lion for being wild and blame myself for being human enough to fight back. undecided

Since wild animals will behave as such,then humans will also be true to their nature. Humans are the apex predators.
Romance › Re: Social Experiment, I Created A Female Tinder Account, Here Are The Results(pics) by luminouz(m): 1:36pm On Aug 03, 2020
Queenslander:
May amadioha strike you dead.. For calling me a mad dog.. And may your dead relative continue to torture and torment your miserable life..
Lol,you.don vex
Romance › Re: Social Experiment, I Created A Female Tinder Account, Here Are The Results(pics) by luminouz(m): 1:35pm On Aug 03, 2020
Jimbadly:
You used a dead lady's picture to scam guys on Facebook, and you are nor ashamed of yourself?

I just wish the dead woman's spirit will strike you with paralysis for using her picture for scamming.
The guy taya me aswearugod.

Not only did he dishonor his dead relative by lying but also he used her pic to scam guys online is the worst of the worst. This one can use a human being for yahoo yahoo oh
Romance › Re: Social Experiment, I Created A Female Tinder Account, Here Are The Results(pics) by luminouz(m): 1:33pm On Aug 03, 2020
iyke926:
I have never sent an email, trying to toast any lady on NL or even on FB when it's active. It's a waste of time, and like you said it's only weak niggaz that do such.
Only weak niggas send email to NL women? Lmaoooo...where you lots get your own philosophy from baffles me. Sending a PM doesn't make you weak as a man.

I personally know like 10 NLanders who got married on this forum. 6 of the dudes sent PMs while the women did the rest. I guess those dudes who sent PM are weak ba?
Romance › Re: Nigeria Guy Flogged A Boy Who Slept With His Elder Sister (video) by luminouz(m): 1:11pm On Aug 03, 2020
Lies and bloggers
Sports › Re: Josip Ilicic Caught His Wife Cheating, May Not Play Against PSG by luminouz(m): 12:16am On Aug 03, 2020
This thread na war..


See missiles everywhere!!!! Una too get time sha. grin cheesy grin

All I know is once you log out, reality takes DAFUQ over.


Life as a human ain't easy at all, why complicate it with all these gender,race,tribe BS!!
Politics › Re: Osinbajo Lists Support Schemes For MSME Survival by luminouz(m): 11:31pm On Aug 02, 2020
Kazim88:
Did you not read the Original Post... They are still planning 100 billion naira loan MSME that would soon be disburse... Still planning since March... Still planning, Businesses are folding....

Giving entrepreneurs false hope.. I know someone that his business is currently on standstill because he was foolish enough to wait for the loan.... It's been months now... They are still planning.


In a saner clime, SME loan disbursement for economy stimulus or SBA shouldn't take up to 3 days after application. It is normally open over a specific number of months.l or years.. If you are not eligible, good ... If you are, fine.

Than this hocus pocus
I dont have data on MSME loans. But if they can pay households, I'm sure they will pay that too.

From your tone,you ain't satisfied(prolly as a businessman or having those who need such loans) and that's ok but dont call it hocus pocus or deception.

From my experience, nothing ever satisfies human beings, most of all nigerians. Emotions and the present conditions drive their loyalties
Politics › Re: Osinbajo Lists Support Schemes For MSME Survival by luminouz(m): 8:00pm On Aug 02, 2020
Kazim88:
Household Loan ? True..

MSME loan ? Not true....

Most Business that needed the loan would had since folded up... Over 6 month after.
My friend got his in June.

Are you saying that no MSME was given AT ALL??
TV/Movies › Re: Brighito, Praise, Other Housemates Mock Ka3na After Knowing About The Romp by luminouz(m): 7:31pm On Aug 02, 2020
Beverlyjean:
Give him the cookie easily and he will most times 9 out of 10 treat u how he wants to
He will treat you the way he originally meant to treat you, easy or hard cookie.


You lots know nothing about men sha.
TV/Movies › Re: Brighito, Praise, Other Housemates Mock Ka3na After Knowing About The Romp by luminouz(m): 7:30pm On Aug 02, 2020
Nuttella:
Guys will always be guys, kiss and tell behavior.
Not all
Politics › Re: Osinbajo Lists Support Schemes For MSME Survival by luminouz(m): 7:14pm On Aug 02, 2020
LadySarah:
All of them praising Buhari/Osibanjo are their paid agents. Like those hackers on fb.

Let's start with the covid 19 scam loan that took place months ago courtesy of cbn. If I tell you that in their pH office they are still scamming ppl till today you won't believe it. Collecting 2k for a tiny piece of irrelevant paper and forcing ppl to open new accounts even if you have account with that bank.But nobody has received any money there.

They have swallowed the money and still scamming innocent Nigerians telling them to photocopy documents like someone registering in nysc camp.

GOD will judge you all BMCs and PYO MC. You are the reason Nigeria Wil remain the way it is.
I have a friend who got the COVID-19 loan. He was given 500k. Others I heard of, got 1.2M, for households,not even business owners.
Crime › Re: Lady Stabs Her Boyfriend To Death In Lagos Over Cheating (Graphic Photos) by luminouz(m): 7:09pm On Aug 02, 2020
Centcanada:
If the Lady is 24 years, how old is the man then that will give her The courage to stab him to death? Is it not better to date a girl you can control than doing a big boy by dating a matures Lady that will send you to early grave? RIP to death sha
The guy? 26.

Its in the post. Read up
Crime › Re: Lady Stabs Her Boyfriend To Death In Lagos Over Cheating (Graphic Photos) by luminouz(m): 7:03pm On Aug 02, 2020
favour32:
Anger is deadly as a time bomb.
Anybody that can be overwhelmed easily by the volatile action of a neurotransmitter, tryptophan hydroxylase (TPH) is extremely dangerous.
Avoid such a person,male or female.
It is better to stay alive.
Love nor reach there!
Funny enough I learnt that medical term from a movie(Shoot Em.Up)... It reduces IQ and makes you prone to rash decisions.
Crime › Re: Emmanuel Adeniji: Nigerian Man Rapes 73-Year-Old Woman In Ireland by luminouz(m): 8:28am On Aug 02, 2020
dasparrow:
Now I am convinced that there are many illiterates on this site who don't read before posting their comments.

The article clearly stated that there are CCTV cameras that showed Emmanuel Adeniji entering into the woman's room constantly. Secondly, Ireland is not like that backward morally depraved nation called Nigeria where you have no DNA testing to solve rape crimes. The idiot Adeniji left his semen on the woman so police investigators took his DNA and it was a match on what was found on the rape victim.

Listen carefully to what I am about to say. I sincerely hope that you people fix Nigeria for your own good because with all the crime Nigerian-bred men commit abroad which includes but is not limited to online scamming, drug trafficking and selling, raping women and children, etc, a time is going to come when no country will be willing to grant you people visa.

There was a big scandal some few years back involving Nigerian men who were employed to teach at the University in the foreign country I reside in which is outside the African Continent if I may add.

These Nigerian men who are married by the way began asking female students for sex in exchange for grades. These Nigerian men thought that they are in Nigeria where anything goes and where they can get away with all their depraved atrocities.

However, they were gravely mistaken. The students provided evidence beyond unreasonable doubt of what these Nigerian men who are supposed to be teaching them were doing. It was all over the news and was a big scandal. That University as well as others in the country I reside in will never consider a Nigerian man for a teaching position ever again be it at an elementary school, High School or College/University.

This is what I suspect is the reason why the only jobs I see most Nigerian men do in the country I reside in is taxi driver and being "Pastor" to Nigerian churches. They can't get teaching jobs, they can't get office jobs. Yet I know of Nigerian women here in the country I reside in who were born and raised in Nigeria but they hold government and private sector jobs and jobs in the healthcare sector.

Each time I visit the travel section of Nairaland, I see threads upon threads of Nigerian men looking to 'japa.' However, I am hear to tell you that in this age of technology and the internet, news spreads fast. The world is taking note of all the atrocities Nigerian-bred men are committing both at home and abroad and citizens of other countries are taking note.

Nigerians have a rape culture. Your men rape women and children and make excuses for rape. No sane country wants foreigners with high rape tendencies migrating to their countries. America and Saudi Arabia has already barred Nigerians from either migrating or coming to their countries. Expect more nations to follow suit even if you intend coming on a student visa.

Most Nigerians are trouble everywhere they go hence even on the African Continent, Nigerians are not really liked. All these countries cannot be wrong about you. Check yourselves!! I blatantly refuse to mingle with Nigerians here were I live. I avoid Nigerians like the plague and rightfully so. Most of you are morally depraved and I mean that with all honesty.
Lmaoooooo...

My sarcasm was lost on you too? Learn to relax bro,life ain't that hard.

Thanks for the insults.

I didn't read the rest of your write up too. Emotional people bore me to death

Have a nice week ahead (wherever you are) kiss
Romance › Re: Should I Deflower Her? by luminouz(m): 1:32am On Aug 02, 2020
Bla bla blahhhh
Family › Re: His Wife Denies Him Sex Even When He Pays All The Bills by luminouz(m): 12:59am On Aug 02, 2020
yettymuse:
His sexual needs may be more than the bills he pays.
Does he take care of his woman’s needs?? Is she still working?? Does he spoil her? Is she COMFORTABLE??

You think it’s easy to take care of 2kids and a Bigger Baby! Y’all cut these women some slacks!

You think it’s just to pay bills? In this age, lots of women can conveniently pay bills too...

If you don’t Moisturize a woman’s libido with good money, care and attention...she goes completely dry!

This is why I don’t find marriage interesting..especially in this part of the world.. plenty stress, no benefits no bag!
... all you got is a miserly MRS title that can’t even open doors! Taaaaaaaah! with a mad society expecting so much from you!

Unromantic Nigerian Men! Mtchewwww!!!
grin grin grin grin

U made me laugh
Crime › Re: Emmanuel Adeniji: Nigerian Man Rapes 73-Year-Old Woman In Ireland by luminouz(m): 12:43am On Aug 02, 2020
dalass:
Alzheimer (disambiguation).
Alzheimer's disease (AD), also referred to simply as Alzheimer's, is a chronic neurodegenerative disease that usually starts slowly and gradually worsens over time.[1][2] It is the cause of 60–70% of cases of dementia.[1][2] The most common early symptom is difficulty in remembering recent events.[1] As the disease advances, symptoms can include problems with language, disorientation (including easily getting lost), mood swings, loss of motivation, not managing self-care, and behavioural issues.[1][2] As a person's condition declines, they often withdraw from family and society.[1] Gradually, bodily functions are lost, ultimately leading to death.[10] Although the speed of progression can vary, the typical life expectancy following diagnosis is three to nine years

The old woman suffers as seen above yet she's believed to have been raped! I hate rape bur she has mental issues.. Hope the man wasn't misjudged
You may be right...

If only a CCTV camera is around to prove such stuffs.
Family › Re: Wife, Side Chick Give Birth in The Same Hospital (picture, Video) by luminouz(m): 10:06pm On Aug 01, 2020
authority2006:
Well, he betrayed his wife by all standards. He didn't only cheat but also fathered a child outside and the wife got to find out in the hospital.
Why would I do that when proper channel is there for me? Lol.

But you too, is the accusation against you below correct? You didn't condemn a woman who was involved in paternity fraud? That's even worse than this case
Saw your mention.

Please, dont mention me anywhere near that babe biko.

Thanks grin
Fashion › Re: Fashion Illustrations With Bbstar by luminouz(m): 10:03pm On Aug 01, 2020
bbstarr:
Busy schedule offline turned me into the low key type cheesy
Lol....I feel you.

Have a good one and stay safe
Family › Re: When you want a Slave In The Name Of Wife Material. by luminouz(m): 6:03pm On Aug 01, 2020
This guy sha grin grin

He knows how to stir the e-broth.
Family › Re: Wife, Side Chick Give Birth in The Same Hospital (picture, Video) by luminouz(m): 6:00pm On Aug 01, 2020
Sixfeetbelle:
I gave you what you were looking and you took it hook, line and sinker. Predictable.

Trust me, I'm glad to be done with this back and forth. The mentions were beginning to stress me out.
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