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FamilyRe: Can N50 000 Monthly Upkeep Money Be Enough For A Wife N Her 2 Kids by Lumpyy(f): 10:27pm On Oct 17, 2014
Fxwarrior:
Are you aware you can cook sweet soup lasting 1 week with 1k?
See you ladies should bring this to men who don't know much about food, cooking and home management to get a chance to open office on top their head not well bred men that know everything.
Oga i can cook soup lasting a week wt N500,ds is nt abt her cooking exotic soup o,d people dt understands me knws wt am saying!and ur wife go try cos of ds ur mindframe,men lyk u end up goin to d market demselvs!
FamilyRe: Can N50 000 Monthly Upkeep Money Be Enough For A Wife N Her 2 Kids by Lumpyy(f): 7:33pm On Oct 17, 2014
Wow,am disaapntd wt ds replies oo,y are people being unrealistic here?are d women seriously sayin ds things too?for her hubby to be in america it means de live atlst an average life,she has 2kids for cryin out loud,she maintains d house too,its nt lyk d hubby is arnd to buy petrok some days,how many days can 1k fuel go ds days?now my baby takes ogi and i buy SMA mayb 2x a month,im a very careful spender too and my hubby is home too,i spend way more dn 50k a month,shey na 10k she go take go markt for a month?pls lets think well befor we judge oo!
FamilyRe: What Makes You Excited? by Lumpyy(f): 2:42pm On Oct 11, 2014
Sanguine77:
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I am not married but I see no big deal about it.
I have no child yet and when I do, I will be excited but not shouting and jumping up and down.
I got admission into 3 universities at the same time. I was 20 then and saw myself as very old so I was not excited and did not even do matric.
My first date? I was 20 too and it just happened though when I first felt love, I was excited about meeting the person and I still do but I am not head over heels. Hope I am normal to you?
No you are not grin,means u wil b extremly hard to please,ur wife might av a hard time sir,xcpt u find someone exctly lyk u and dt will tell on the children too!
FamilyRe: Oh My God ....men Sha!!!! by Lumpyy(f): 9:38am On Oct 07, 2014
naijaboiy:
Some one is dead and all you can do is to judge him undecided

There must be something wrong with your emotional stability huh

And why are you generalising on all the men? undecided
doesnt look lyk he judging to me o,he refused to take hus family to d park n chose death instead,nobody deserves to die buh........he killed himsef o!
CelebritiesRe: Breaking News: Taiwo Of Popular Singing Twins, 'oshadipe Twins' Is Dead! by Lumpyy(f): 12:04pm On Oct 04, 2014
meedx:
Yes, it was a case of dead on arrival.
Eiya.......may God keep d rest of us!
CelebritiesRe: Breaking News: Taiwo Of Popular Singing Twins, 'oshadipe Twins' Is Dead! by Lumpyy(f): 2:56pm On Oct 03, 2014
meedx: yes, she died at LASUTH in ikeji early this morning. Sad enough, i saw her corpse, just like she was sleeping. Just last week, i saw her and her twin sister walking within the same hospital premises. They have been coming to the hospital for sometime and were always dressed in the similar attires.
u saw her corpse? shocked,Jesu!
FamilyRe: A Thread For "Everything Polygamy"! by Lumpyy(f): 7:26pm On Oct 02, 2014
i hope u guys are happy now dt uv turned d thread to a boring one?d op needed help buh no,dem coogar n co no go let us c road til de win argument angry
FamilyRe: A Thread For "Everything Polygamy"! by Lumpyy(f): 5:53pm On Sep 23, 2014
Please people ds debates cant help d Ops case anymore,none of u is even in polygamy so u cnt talk frm experience,kindly create another thread for ur arguments abeg sad!
Op d lord will uphold and direct u,so sorry u are goin tru such!
CelebritiesRe: Mo’cheddah Vs Cynthia Morgan Who Is The Hottest And More Talented by Lumpyy(f): 3:39pm On Sep 21, 2014
Is Cynthia morgan fine?will choose Mochedda over n over o,as per talent,none of them does it for me!
RomanceRe: Hungup On Virginity by Lumpyy(f): 4:40pm On Sep 19, 2014
3cycle: I'm still a virgin... grin
Btw I'm Catholic we don't do abortions nor take contraceptives.

Nigerian women have been brainwashed and told that the best gift you can give a man is becoming a virgin while he sleeps with different whores and girls.
That is why men see them as slaves instead of wives tufia
Good for you then+keep it up and goodluck finding d virgin Mr too grin
RomanceRe: Hungup On Virginity by Lumpyy(f): 1:27pm On Sep 19, 2014
3cycle: Yeah the only time I will be proud to have kept my virginity is if I marry a virgin, if not I will live with regrets...
Was yr husband a virgin or he also persuaded some girls to do series of abortions only to dump them and go for you?
Check you might be suffering from what you don't know.
d way u keep goin about abortions ehn......how many times av u done it?please ask God for forgivness and let it go,u shld not v let d man convince u to do it!
FamilyRe: How Old Are You? by Lumpyy(f): 11:57am On Sep 19, 2014
26......choi,agba tin de ooo cheesy
RomanceRe: He's Cute But... by Lumpyy(f): 11:53am On Sep 19, 2014
am sure he doesnt brush his tongue ni,just systematically talk abt brushin teett n tongue! iv a friend wt mouth odour buh iv neva told her so i saw her wt mouth spray recently n she sed her Bf bought it for her grin
RomanceRe: Hungup On Virginity by Lumpyy(f): 11:39am On Sep 19, 2014
@Mishoo:God bless u jare.d op shld search deeply if he trully loves her and then make a decision.i think you are just disppointed cos d picture u ad before goin for her was shes untouched,if all other aspect is fyn,pls dnt leave her!
@3cycle u dont av to b ds bitter abt d topic,d op has d ryt to what he wants and it doesnt make him a bad person.i will ALWS be happy i kept mysef for my hubby and am sure every girl wish d same sad
RomanceRe: Why Do I keep meeting troublesome ladies! by Lumpyy(f): 9:30am On Sep 04, 2014
Na wa for people o,the real reason hes posting is what shld be d issue here,i doubt u guys knw dt all ur comments rubs off as beefing.Hes only painting d picture so u help c wat is wrong and WE all know ds is wt happens to guys in his shoes,cut him some slacks abeg sad
Bros o jere,mayb u are attracted to bigz geys?i meant saucy/socialites/blackberry babes grin,are they in for ur personality abi na ur muscle de catch dia eyes? grin,am sure u av answers to all these!
FamilyRe: What's Your Name On Your Husband's Phone And What Did You Use To Save His Number by Lumpyy(f): 3:00pm On Sep 02, 2014
His fone:Asake
My fone:LOML
grin
FamilyRe: Abandoned By Wife, Found Love In The Househelp. by Lumpyy(f): 2:17pm On Aug 08, 2014
Id say u follow your heart,if u dont marry d 18yr old girl she'd prolly be married off to a 60yr old man in d village+i biliv shes old enough to make her own choice and it seems she wnt mind...
Tell the person you trust d most in d family frst n c the reaction!
FamilyRe: Lets Celebrate The Wonderful And Caring Husbands by Lumpyy(f): 8:46am On Aug 05, 2014
To the LoveOfMyLife......uv made me d envy of all from day1,iv walked tall with constant smile on my face sinz forever,d love we share has bin a source of joy to friends and family,what else can i ask God for?our beautiful Daughter is d cynosure of all eyes.....!may d lamp of our love never dim,may we live our ripe full age in more blessings and happiness,God bless u for taking d BEST care of me,u are indeed d BEST HUBBY and Dadaa......#iluhupappi# grin grin wink wink
FamilyRe: Have You Ever Aborted A Pregnancy? by Lumpyy(f): 8:07am On Aug 05, 2014
No thank God........,i alws thought it was better not to take a step dt cud result into pregnancy if i wasnt ready.
But i went wt my friend for DnC cos she ws pleadin n crying dt she cudnt go alone it was d most horrible sight till date,i still have nightmares and iv never stopd asking for forgivness n il forever regret going with her.....shld b 5yrs ago!
FamilyRe: Is It Cool For A Husband To Always Send His Wife On An Errand? by Lumpyy(f): 5:21pm On Aug 04, 2014
Not errands lyk buying fuel oo....haba.so d hubby go seat while wify is carrying galoon up n down?switching on d gen wen oga de house?dts d work for men na,d man na serious slave driver undecided
FamilyRe: A Thread For "Last Born" by Lumpyy(f): 3:59pm On Aug 01, 2014
Yes ooooo...i did a lot of ofofo while we wia kids so my 2siblings beg me whenever de did sometn bad so i wnt tell our parents. grin
FamilyRe: Have You Ever Experienced Betrayal? by Lumpyy(f): 8:05am On Jul 17, 2014
kreamidiva: Hmmm...i'm still shocked at the betrayal of my SIL who i made my best friend and confidant. This one is heartbreaking and was aimed at shattering my marriage but I thank God for the kind of man i married. It's the more shocking because i don't have issues with this lady .

I will never forget this one and i know that betrayal would constantly confront her.

It is well....
Wow.....sounds very scary oo,thank God for ur hubby and b assured she will reap wat shes done!
CelebritiesRe: Photos: Burna Boy’s 23RD Birthday Gig by Lumpyy(f): 6:49am On Jul 10, 2014
That Olisa Adibua is everywhere.......Hes d male Toke Makinwa grin
FamilyRe: How Often Do U Call Your In-law by Lumpyy(f): 7:02pm On Jul 08, 2014
EVERYDAY........i speak with both FIL and MIL on daily basis,his siblings once/more a week.depends on d kinda relationship u av with them!theyv treated me like one of them from day one and am alws grateful!
FamilyRe: Husband Abused By Mum-in-law Right In His House by Lumpyy(f): 3:37pm On Dec 07, 2013
@Ujujoan: and its u dt says no matter what a woman does/say,a man has no right to touch her.haba,am a woman n am sure banning my mom frm my home for a while if she tries dt,d woman is very shameless and wants to ruin her childs marriage,no one should be slapped by their inlaw under any curcumstance ma!
HealthRe: Should Abortion Be Legalised by Lumpyy(f): 9:53pm On Dec 04, 2013
remsonik: Yes it should be legalised,why bring a child into this world while you are not mentally and emotionally ready to train a child. If its legalised people will have good access to medical care and they will be able to choose wisely what method is best for them
why should anyone not emotionally/whatever ready have unprotected sex?no child has to be killed for d parents mistake too!
FashionRe: Help Pls!!!!!! by Lumpyy(f): 9:06pm On Dec 04, 2013
Fair and white is very ok,bin using it for almost 2yrs now,buy the pink one,its 1k-1200 dpendn on d store!
FamilyRe: My Husband Is Too Dirty. I Want A Seperate Room by Lumpyy(f): 10:09am On Dec 02, 2013
madam,u dont know its d wifes duty to lay the bed?some women are lucky they marry men dt help with house chores but if ur not dont destroy ur home because of that.it is a general belief hia in nigeria dt its d duty of d woman to take care of everyting,if any visitor comes and sees the filths,do u think deyl blame ur hubby?it will all be on u,PRAY for him n ask God for STRENGHT to help u carry on,take kia of ur home d way u want it to be,seperating d room is d worst thing that can happen in a marriage and please dont forget there are girls out there who donot mind d dirtiness,take kia of ur hubby so they wnt take kia of him for u!
Technology MarketRe: MTN Has Been Messing Up..... by Lumpyy(f): 10:17am On Nov 30, 2013
iv bin unable to call out for 3days too and they keep deducting my money yl browsing n my BIS is nt expired!
AdvertsRe: Contact Me If U Need To Wash Your Rug by Lumpyy(f): 9:34pm On Nov 29, 2013
Wash as in ul remove n wash?if u can clean without removing my seating room needs u grin!
Christianity EtcRe: Where Do Black People Come From If Adam And Eve Were White...? by Lumpyy(f): 3:10pm On Nov 29, 2013
onuwaje: Well I'll stick to science and evolution on this one
;DToh
CelebritiesRe: Hot Twin: Chidimma And Chidiebere Aneke Release New Hot Photos by Lumpyy(f): 11:28am On Nov 27, 2013
This is all i see them do,posin half naked in studios......they are trying so hard to be relevant undecided

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