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Politics › Re: Fayose To Bride: My Son Won’t Cheat On You, You Have Flat Stomach, White Teeth by macho44(m): 8:42am On Oct 28, 2021
Michelle55:
Just like some women has the tendencies of bringing in a bastard for their husbands to train. It still doesn't mean that all women are like that, everything boils down to self control.

Men are moved by what they see especially by the physical features of a woman's body but all they do is admire and stick to their partners (that's for the responsible ones amongst them oh)

Don't categorize all men as the same. That Mr A cheats and hurts you doesn't imply that Mr B would do the same.
Responsible Men Like Us don't CHEAT, We Are Afraid of KAYANMATA
Education › Re: All Lagos Schools To Observe A Week Mid-term Break Next Week. by macho44(m): 5:22pm On Oct 27, 2021
Mercychen:
Are you a teacher? cheesy.
I Be Professor, U Nko? grin
Education › Re: All Lagos Schools To Observe A Week Mid-term Break Next Week. by macho44(m): 4:30pm On Oct 27, 2021
Mercychen:
Bumb!
Girl!!!!
grin
Business › Re: I Owe A Microfinance Bank 600k, They Threaten To Jail Me, I Need Your Advice! by macho44(m): 4:21pm On Oct 27, 2021
Mercychen:
If you believe, pray to God to night to offset your debt and you will see his miracle. God answers prayers. Trust me.

Don't forget to give your life to him afterwards.

It is well.
OIL dey Ur Head
Family › Re: I'm Getting Married But I'm Not Happy by macho44(m): 8:47pm On Oct 25, 2021
Winters23:
grin

I was in this situation 4yrs ago, date fixed and all, wife to be and her family decided to catch cruise on me I was like wtf...


I simply called it off


Can't come and kill myself on top my own money
Ma Niggy, U Is A Real Nigga
Family › Re: I'm Getting Married But I'm Not Happy by macho44(m): 11:15am On Oct 25, 2021
Warrior14:
I will be getting married in 3 weeks time but I'm not happy
I'm getting married to a man who has beaten me two different times. I'm getting married to a man who is heartless and doesn't know how to love and treat a woman right. I'm getting married to a man who does not have a mind of his own.

I'm getting married but I'm already thinking of divorce.

I'm overwhelmed! I'm physically strong but I'm weak.
Just don't want to wake up from my sleep so I won't have to continue with this marriage plans as I can't stand the shame of calling off the marriage at this time.
If He Beats U, Beat Him Back after all, shebi ur name na Warrior14, pls act like a Warrior grin
Family › Re: What Is It Like To Grow Old And Never Be Married? by macho44(m): 10:22am On Oct 24, 2021
Kobojunkie:
So what do you intend to do now? undecided
Find A Donor & Get Pregnant, What Else grin
Celebrities › Re: Nkechi Blessing Sunday Arrives UK, Kisses Her Husband After Mum's Burial (Photo) by macho44(m): 3:10pm On Oct 21, 2021
MadamVanessa:
After fainting she sure need a good dick to drill her so she can get back to her old self again.. and i believe this dude is going to shag her as she want it.

Good dick is good for healthy living sha
Have you had "ONE" today?
Phones › Re: If You Didn't Use Or Know This Device, You're An Indomitable Generation by macho44(m): 12:15am On Oct 21, 2021
Mercychen:
Wow! A whooping 47 views and no one can relate? Hm.. now I know how to catch the smallies on here lol...

Let me see anybody talk when I talk tongue.

Or could it be a case of lack of exposure? Hmmm...
Well I was exposed quite early in life to so many things except immorality..

Anyways, just Educate yourself with the post if you can't relate. wink.
Ooooooh!!!
I remember those days, when men were still men, women were virgins & SEX was still Sexy. If you had a pager back then for Ajegunle,you be big boy. I
Family › Re: .. by macho44(m): 12:11am On Oct 21, 2021
Mercychen:
Hmm.. are you sure that's her alternate?

Anyways, all I'm concerned about is whether she's ok.
She's ok, me and her dey chill for "Obudu CattleRanch" right now. Wanna join the party?
Romance › Re: Nigerian Males Are Not Sensible At All. by macho44(m): 12:01am On Oct 21, 2021
Mercychen:
grin
Why U Dey Laff? grin
Romance › Re: Single People How Do You Cope With Being Alone by macho44(m): 11:59pm On Oct 20, 2021
Cindy222:
OP.....please let's be friends. If you're interested,I am just a DM away.

I am interested in making new friends too,please just friends o.

Friends that I can be playing online games with,games like scrabble and all...There are games we can be playing and be chatting at the same time sef. I want friends I can gist with and talk about stuff with, we can argue too sha but healthy arguments o hehehe....I am an ambivert sha,just incase....

If you're interested just DM me....
If you go dey give me "URGENT 2K", then you have my FRIENDSHIP
Romance › Re: Single People How Do You Cope With Being Alone by macho44(m): 11:54pm On Oct 20, 2021
ModestGal:
One man food is another man's poison. Many atimes, I do wish not to have families, relatives, neighbors, friends that disturb my life. I wish I could be all by my own without any attachment to anyone. I hate talking on phones, but I chat very well. It is well indeed
Privacy Is BAE, Walking Around The House "Stark NAKED" is the best feeling ever. Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering? grin
Romance › Re: Single People How Do You Cope With Being Alone by macho44(m): 11:52pm On Oct 20, 2021
Aforxzy:
It's could be boring being alone and single.

I learnt how to prepare different delicacies. So my saturdays were my practical days. I invite my friends over sometimes or share the food with my good neighbor.
On Sundays, I'm involved in alot of activities in the church that extends to mid afternoon. When i get back home I'm preparing for work.

I love movies and watch alot when there's nothing to do or just surfing the internet for gists, gossips and updates.
Shey u go cook this Saturday? I live around and I fit carry my own spoon come grin
Romance › Re: Reasons Why I Haven't Had Sex For Over 2 Years Now And Don't Have A Girlfriend by macho44(m): 11:43pm On Oct 19, 2021
Softboy001:
I don't even know how to begin, but am going to try and make it short, I want to know if there is anyone in my shoes, please let me know in the comments section.

Firstly I like to say this I love sex so so much. Yea I do but it's so unfortunate that am not able to do what I love. It's fustrating. It's been 2 years now since I had sex. It's not that I don't want to but I don't just know, the reason I writing this is because the kind of konji that am feeling now is overwhelming, as in am no longer comfortable. It's terribly fustrating.

I just want to know if there is anything I can do to help my situation. So if you got any advice kindly let me know in the comment section. I didn't introduce my self just call me mr D. Am 27 years old.

So here are the reasons. I separated them into primary and secondary reasons. I'll explain only the primary reasons.

primary reasons
1. Finance. This is one of the main reasons, I don't have funds. As in I don't have 1 naira. Nothing at all so I feel there is no need trying to get a girl. I have tried and it always fail because I don't have even as low as airtime to call and keep the relationship going. let's face it relationship in Nigeria, you got to have money as a guy. Currently I have been going through some hard times, after I finish school in 2019. My serious gf that got me all focus in relationship stuffs left me and broke me.

2. I don't do olosho ( prostitute)

So some my friends find this strange because they know am a bad guy when it comes to sex. But the truth is that I don't do olosho. Apart from d fact that I don't have much. Olosho is a No No for me. As in not at all. Not to be considered. I just don't like it. I can give a girl money or do a favor but not in exchange or direct exchange for sex. The olosho is so so annoying for me. where I recently relocated to ( lagos State). That's what they do
They call it hook up. But it's just pure olosho
I guess I would have had sex by now and won't be feeling what am feeling currently if only I will agree to pay for sex. But I don't


3. Lastly I don't have a place and have been moving.

for the past 3 years. I have been moving. I have not been steady in only place to get to know people. Am always new where am going to. And it's not easy to get a girl immediately.i have staying 2 months here 4 there for the pass 3 years. Currently am staying with my brother and his wife. In a room and palor. And it's not been easy at all for me. I can't even be talking of konji now self. But the konji won't let me be

Secondary reasons.
4.am an introvert
5. Am not that tall. Am short
6. Lately I been having some kind of dislike for the ladies behave
This topic is getting to long. I hope I been able to explain enough sha. Kindly let me know if you have any thoughts on this.
Broski, forget the long talk, na "Spiritual Problem" u get, only u get all this negative qualities grin.
Celebrities › Re: Eve Esin Celebrates Her 40th Birthday (Photos) by macho44(m): 8:09pm On Oct 17, 2021
TMSMedia:
Nollywood actress, Eve Esin took to her Instagram handle to celebrate her 40th birthday today, IgbereTV reports.

She shared new photos of herself with the caption;


https://www.instagram.com/p/CVG3pX-Dxtq/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Haaaa!!!
But she was 32 three years back na, how come she's celebrating 40 today?
https://www.nairaland.com/4793128/eve-esin-celebrates-32nd-birthday

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Celebrities › Re: Janemena Reacts To Prince Kpokpogri Leaked Audio On Dirty Sex by macho44(m): 5:07pm On Oct 17, 2021
Niece:
Instagram model and dancer, Usiwo Orezinena Jane known simply as Janemena has reacted after audio where Tonto Dikeh’s ex-lover, Prince Kpokpogri alleged that he has had carnal knowledge of the dancer, surfaces online.

Recall that the dancer had earlier denied having an affair with Kpokpogri.

Few hours after the audio was leaked, the dancer took to her social media platform and posted a video of herself with the “shut-up” hand sign while a song “Okay” by Adekunle Gold was playing in the background.

The Instagram model seems unbothered about the leaked audio.

Watch The video below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFZ9aB-L7I8

https://.com/instagram-model-janemena-reacts-to-kpokpogri-leaked-audio/


See Earlier thread
Janemena And I Have Done Dirty Sex, We Sex From Morning Till Night, If We Are Tired We Rest & Resume, She Told Me I Do It Better Than Her Husband - Kpokpogri Reveals In Leaked Audio https://www.nairaland.com/6805589/prince-kpokpogri-janemena-sex-severally
Buhari must see this

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Food › Re: Why Do Most Nigerian Visitors Dont Finish The Food Served To Them? by macho44(m): 7:45pm On Oct 13, 2021
Boniwhite:
Dear nairalanders,i was having a conversation with a family friend last week.
and she said,she doesn like visitors remaining food served to them. then i told her there is nothing wrong in finishing the food served to you by your host! So am seeking your opinion,
is it wrong to finish food serve to you by your host? Like wont they (your host)look at you as a glutton? Lets hear from you guys.
To prevent "See Finish"
I remember one of my chairman that year, anytime I go his house na so Dem go bring food. Only me dey finish Two big loads of Value Bread.
So one particular day , as I reach dia na so his kids gather me begin dey say "Broda please come and be going, we don't want you to finish our Food, and to make matters worse, the man sister wey I dey eye come begin laff. Since then I learnt to respect myself whenever I'm offered food while visiting.
Celebrities › Re: Gozie Okeke Performs In A Wheelchair As He Thanks His Fans by macho44(m): 6:02pm On Oct 13, 2021
MiracleMe7:
Bros he is right if he uses bilie, depending on the community you came from ihbo land. Like abakaliki people use " bilie' instead of Kulie
U Sabi book, give me ur Number so i fit call to congratulate you grin
Health › Re: #NoBraDay 2021: Nigerian Women, Others Mark 'No Bra Day' (Photos) by macho44(m): 6:01pm On Oct 13, 2021
Spontaneous007:
This is an Anagnorisis Accoutrements of the Circumlocution Concupiscent Honorificabilitudinitatibus Excogitate Perspicacious in a state of pisma pisma benevolence.
U just succeeded in typing nonsense, what RUBBISH grin
Celebrities › Re: Gozie Okeke Performs In A Wheelchair As He Thanks His Fans by macho44(m): 2:57pm On Oct 13, 2021
Curious345:
Hi sir.. Never ever give up.

Hell awaits anyone who commits suicide..

Bilie na ị bụ dike
It's actually "Kulie" & not "Bilie"
Celebrities › Re: Adewale Spicy Accuses Broda Shaggi Of Sleeping With Her After Lying by macho44(m): 8:47am On Oct 12, 2021
GOFRONT:
These celebs sha!!!


That was how one came out one time like that to tell us how she was celibate.....not too long, before we know it, she carry belle, gave birth to a boy.
Na Virgin Olosho
Family › Re: Is It Justified Or Pure Wickedness? by macho44(m): 6:47pm On Oct 11, 2021
YeyeGbami:
Things don’t turn out as planned sometimes. I’m sure na you be the husband, and yes na confirm wickedness.

Cooking alone sef na serious task. If he no sweet make he manage am.
How u take Sabi say na him be the husband? I dey suspect say na ur Husband he be and na u cook nonsense soup give am. Abeg make una carry una family problem comot for hia
Family › Re: My Cousin refuses to do any house chores because he's a guy by macho44(m): 6:41pm On Oct 11, 2021
Abetterperson:
My mom sister son decided to stay with us because of his family financial struggles. He's a bit older than me but we are of the same age group. Firstly I noticed this guy is sexist and when I say sexist I mean it. He believes a woman job is to clean the house and take of the family, a good woman in his eyes is a woman without an opinion, smile and always do what she is told.
He views me as an inferior, he tries to order me around and gets angry when I refuse. He doesn't really talk to me which honestly I think is for the best.

When he first arrive at our apartment he was shocked that he had to do any chores calling it a woman's work. He doesn't respect females infact he body shames women.

Am on my period and we are the only ones in the house because of my cramps am in pain. In the morning we ate bread with bama and tea. Just now this guy asked me what we are going to eat because he's hungry (he's doesn't like eating outside, he prefer homemade food). I told him I don't know,next thing he told me to figure it out.

Just because I Know the kind of person he is, I kept quite. He came to me again asking the same question, I told him to help me ground pepper and a bit of onion so that I will be able to prepare stew and rice, normally I would use our bender but because there is no light and am afraid to put on our gen because of my mom.

Next thing I hear is this guy just shouting like a failed musician, telling me that I don't have character and respect. I didn't answer because to me he's a madman

Am waiting for my mom to come, I Know she will take his side because she doesn't want him to feel maltreated but what is all this.

Am not his wife still yet this is no way to treat a woman whether she is your wife or not.
Just like your moniker says, make him "ABetterPerson" grin
Romance › Re: Why Do Nigeria Ladies Dislike Fair Guys? by macho44(m): 6:06pm On Oct 10, 2021
doggedfighter:
Many of them lack that masculinity that attractive in males.



Some tend to be too busy with cosmetics.
GayBoiz grin
Celebrities › Re: Prettymike: Marriage Is A High Achievement by macho44(m): 6:04pm On Oct 10, 2021
Iyaebe:
I am pro marriage and I believe it's an achievement if you get it right. So let those of us who believe in marriage play our cards well and not allow ourselves get into the wrong hands.shalom
Oya come make we MARRY cheesy
Sports › Re: World Cup Qualifier: Nigeria Vs Central African Republic 0 - 1 On 7th Oct 2021 by macho44(m): 12:06am On Oct 09, 2021
ArchEnemy:
We are talking about Nigeria vs Central African Republic here Bro
Of course I know, I only responded to someone who said "Uzoho" had a habit of conceding late minute goals, while citing Mahrez's winner at the last Afcon. The person I quoted said it was Uzoho who was in goal for that game.
Sports › Re: World Cup Qualifier: Nigeria Vs Central African Republic 0 - 1 On 7th Oct 2021 by macho44(m): 9:18pm On Oct 08, 2021
ArchEnemy:
You mean the Uzoho like Akpeyi?
Lol
That was Uzoho
The guy from the world cup
Go back and rewatch Algeria Vs Nigeria again. Akpeyi was in goal and not Uzoho
Sports › Re: World Cup Qualifier: Nigeria Vs Central African Republic 0 - 1 On 7th Oct 2021 by macho44(m): 8:28pm On Oct 07, 2021
ArchEnemy:
You can't blame the guy
Aside few unproductive dribbles
The whole teams needs a reset
Akpeyi was in goal & not Uzoho.
Romance › Re: It Is Normal To See Women Breastfeeding Openly In Brazil(photos) 18+ by macho44(m): 8:59am On Oct 07, 2021
Blackfire:
I am going to Brazil
To suck Breast?
Romance › 3 Important Relationship Lessons I Wish I Learnt As A Young Man by macho44(op): 12:25pm On Oct 03, 2021
I wish I learnt these things as a teenager.

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I feel obligated to teach them for the benefit of young men who are still quite naive in relationships.

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I repeat, NEVER BE THE FIRST to say "I Love You" to a woman. It NEVER ends well.

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Let her feel impelled to say it FIRST.

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Subsequently, you can then reasure her of your love as many times as she wants to hear it.

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This has nothing to do religion or faith.

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It's psychology.

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If you want to be in control, heed my advice.

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If you want her to be in control with hot "breakfast" in view, do otherwise.

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I love you
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Politics › Re: Independence Day Celebration On Nekede-Ihiagwa Road In Imo (Pictures) by macho44(m): 11:27am On Oct 03, 2021
lilvicky68:
I just dey pity una skin..
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Na Exceptional Craw-Craw Dem dey find grin

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