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staga:
The word is "sit" and not "seat".

Where did all these people go to school?

Na Evening Lesson Dem Go

Vichot:
Going there next year

Make I follow you?

donbachi:
Menace2society

Both of them or just one?

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Rest in peace to the mother


Not true for women .....especially women...women...women can live long after the death of their husband...women don't really love thier husband...once they give birth to male kids...that is when you will notice...they will transfer their so called love for thier husband to that male child
My grand ma is very much alive despite her husband(my grandfather)died about thirty five years ago.....the baby girl is still kicking and bouncing

Then your Grandma must be a Real Niggar, Infact na she be Priestess Of All Real Niggars, Now I see where you got your "NiggarLiness" from, you come from a bloodline of "Real Niggars".
Abeg if u love Slawormiir and all the Real Niggars in the house, hit the "SHARE" button.

[quote author=ghostboy post=108333908][/quote]Only A LEGEND Will Understand , My Able COMRADE!!! I Salute You

Melaninprincess:
If he doesn't drink coffee in the morning for sure. That means he's not a strong man

Want to win exciting gifts this period?? Then jump on the Nescafe train

I Prefer MONKEY TAIL & Baby Oku in the morning, do you mind?

ghostboy:
So guys what are the things or signs that can make you quit a relationship without looking back?

There are some signs we see in our partners that are easily ignored or overlooked, maybe because these signs don't affect your relationship with your partner or maybe you think with time your partner will change.
But then there are the signs that can't be ignored or overlooked, so I'd like for you guys to share so people who exhibit some certain habit that's considered a redflag can readjust and learn to change some undesirable things about themselves.

She BULLIED Me While We Were Doing "KPONKI-KPONKI"

Spaxon:
After seeing this, I felt so motivated. It changed my whole life , now I'm a successful person and became a trillionaire at a young age. I'm an engineer, pilot, medical doctor, architect and an astronaut. I got 20 Olympic gold medals, 10 Oscars, 7 Padma shree awards , 3 Noble prize award and 5 nominations. Next year I'm planning to buy moon. It all happened because of this , thank you so much admin

Be like u just escaped from YABALEFT

SmellySperm:
While mine will be visiting today to give me 2 hot rounds of retirement benefits

And u will pour a generous dose of SMELLYSPERM on her as usual

pocohantas:
I no slide biko. The one wey I slide, e nearly give me hypertension.

I get antidote for Hypertension, slide come lemme "Do You What I Want To Do To You"

Loreettaa:
Nobody. Remain single

U Nko?

Lexusgs430:
I am unslidable .........

Says Who?

MufasaLion:


Who will slide in my DM?

Slide into "A LION's Den", Haba Mufasa!!! Dat wan na Ruff play Oooooh. Abi u wan to EAT somebori

buygala:
See Auntie strong face

Auntie, please if you are us, will you marry u? ....with this your face like menopausal vagina..


Men are actually very useless beings ...give most men the choice of this woman with perfect behaviour and that Chidinma girl that killed that supertv guy...and watch most men go for Chidinma without hesitation


Na mostly online men dey nag about girls not being well behaved ...most men want that crazy beautiful girl with a sprinkling of wild behavior...After all "Something must kill a man" ..

Go to churches every Saturday and watch the supposed "bad girls" getting married while the supposedly 'homely' ones are on singles Whatsapp groups shouting "men are scum"

Different strokes for different folks

We4all:
Okay. Thanks for the information. I was under the influence of water and wasn’t thinking properly. Plus my keypad was malfunctioning.

Ya Welcome Brah, Happy New Month In Between

We4all:
Firstly, we all know he married an older woman, so they should stop scamming us with those over edited pictures.

Secondly, so Dare married at the age of 24? Hmmn…

Thirdly, is he still a remix musician? Niggar has never dropped any original hit song since he started. Always remixing songs.

Last but not the least, I like him because he is very matured. He paints the picture of a gentleman.

Nah Bro, your points are totally off key.
Pray For Me
Jah Guide Me
Special Fever
Not The Girl
The list is endless. Darey is in a class of his own, music flows through his veins. He's MUSIC "through & Through". Abeg appreciate talent when you see one.

Michelle55:
the one you did yesterday never do you abi? you dey find person wey go kee you

I Be FEarLess

Michelle55:
See as devil wan use take scatter your fellow woman marriage.

Being kind to people now na big problem cos na people like you make am difficult.

Instead of you to distance yourself from them immediately you noticed the sudden attraction towards the man, you are here contemplating if to tempt him when his wife isn't around.

I run away from neighbors like you.. God help us all!

Make she come tempt me, "I Will Give It To Her". Kponki-Kponki like never before

wfjimmytobby:
I meet this girl around September we got so close and have always spent on her, going shopping and all that and always tell her how I feel.

She do make demand from me and have always responded..but I suspected that she has lots of suitors trying to get her and even her ex..cos she told me he is trying to get back so I decided to demand for sex so we can get serious but she refuse and said she is not ready and that I should wait but she keeps requesting for assistance and even wants me to get her a new phone cos her previous phone got spoilt and all..

So I need your advice should I wait for her to be ready to give me her body and keep on assisting her or should I just give up on the relationship cos she might actually be trying to scam me or something?

Nigerian gals and "Phone Issues" be like Mc Oluomo & Owo Mi Da. Since I was born, and now that I am getting old , I have never seen a 9ja gal without phone issues, brothers have you seen?

hugelyendowed:
Since January, I have been suffering from goggle Adsense stopping adverts on my blog. It usually lasts for 2 weeks after which they will put ads back and limit again after 2 weeks. But these days, the ban or ads are now limited for 1 whole month.

They always say the reason for stopping ads on my site is they suspect invalid traffic.

Please how do I stop this suspected invalid traffic? What is the cause?

Note: 95 percent of my blog visitors come from google search.
I don't post on Facebook, Instagram Or Twitter. And I don't click on adverts on my site.


See their message all the time.

"The number of ads that you can show has been limited

Ad serving on your account is currently being limited due to invalid traffic concerns. We’ll automatically review and update this limit as we continue to monitor your traffic. Learn more about ad serving limits.

What you can do
Make sure that you understand your ad traffic and site visitors. Never click your own ads, and avoid partnering with untrusted or low-quality parties. Learn more about preventing invalid traffic. While this ad serving limit typically impacts publishers for less than 30 days, it may take longer in some cases."

AdSense Wahala be like bicycle. This wan na small issue, the steps to fixing this issue for good can be found in this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_SDb2dH18Y

Stormtrooper11:
A woman, who was at the hospital to undergo medical check ups for COVID-19, discovered she had HIV/AIDS, Hepatitis and other underlying ailments.

The Californian, who posted the news on her handle, was quoted to be "grateful",regardless of the other results and ailments.

Her post was received with different comments and responses. Some tweets suggested it was a fake result, while others urged her to seek medical redress immediately.

Problem no dey ever finish. From FRYING PAN to FIRE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upFy8GRmAmU

Mercychen:
Nope. I teach children. So some of them suffer this during the hot weather. That's how I know.

Awesome

yinkus6750:
From daddy to daughter.
Wishing her many happy returns.
But we waiting for the bell to ring.

Our wedding date has been fixed, you are highly invited. Abeg carry spoon for pocket if u dey come

Ajegunleheroes:
Ekong na street nigga o

Tell am again. Be like he dey mistake "Troost Ekong" for "Ikpe Ekong".
Ikpe Ekong na senior Man, exponent of the ghetto.

Mercychen:
How old is he?

This looks like boils caused by heat.

Try to let him get enough fresh air and bathe him often with cool water. Let him also wear loose fitted clothes.

The weather is hot and children tend to react to this kind of weather with boils.

Ya got kids?

Kingsley123456:
I met my first love when I was driving from ikole Ekiti to Osogbo osun State in early 2012, we started dating and we loved each other, she always sing it to my hear that she was lucky to have me, but after about 3years in the relationship which I had relaxed and believed that I have found the mother of my children, she came up with a story that, her pastor said we are not compatible and that we will regret if we dare marry each other, I didn't force or persuade her, she left in 2015.

I got into another relationship in 2016 March, this one was really ready to marry cuz she advised me to rent a 2bedroom apartment she even gave me money to get a set of chair and put in the living room for us to start living together... She came back home with the same story in 2017 Feb on her birthday that her pastor said, I'm not the man for her, she left without looking back.

To cut the story short, I did an admission for a girl in 2018, and we ended up dating, I gave her close marking until she had to travel back home cuz of the Corona outbreak, she called me from home and told me that her pastor said, she should not marry me cuz it may not augur well, I begged and persuaded for about one month but she insisted...

I still didn't see it as anything untill last night when the girl I've been dating after Corona break, we met at the teaching practice, we spend most of our time together she literally lived with me ...but she went to Abuja, her parents place last week Saturday, she's been giving me attitudes until last night when she came out bluntly with same story, that her Mom saw it in the dream that her current boyfriend is not the person she should marry, that cries await her if she dares to..

What is going on with me... I'm confused, this one is affecting me.

Ur Village People Don Siddon On Top This Matter, Na Council Of Elders Go Fit Advice You As E Don Be.

Iyaebe:
She doesn't need to curse you sef before the curse reign supreme in your life,you can't marry her but she's good enough for sex.Anyways I don't blame you,I blame the girl who was doing wifely duties with you for three years without any reasonable step forward in the relationship, it serves her right and next time she will padlock her private part and only give the key to the serious and rightful person

EgoOyibo!!!

Iyaebe:
Do you qualify for that position. Hi my name is EgoOyibo.

EgoOyibo!!!
My name na Prince Charming a.k.a "Perfect Gentleman", and your LOVE is looking for my Trouble

fergie0o1:
The self-appointed mediator for bandits said only religion can be used to pacify bandits to embrace peace.



Peoples Gazette

When Jesus Christ said "It Is Finished" on the cross of Calvary, he had NIGERIA in mind

Iyaebe:
I don't blame her,it's unfortunate to date a Nigerian man especially boys within the age range of 18-35.

You deserve a Sugar Daddy for this

Gunboysavage:
(1)Obi-Cubana
(2)Buhari
(3)Abba_Kyari
(4)Hushpuppy
(5)Investor_Bj
(6)B_naira
(7)Cash_rules
( Invictus_Obi
(9)Tinubu of Lagos
(10)Rhaman_Jago
(11)Naira_marley
(12) Diezani Madueke
(13)Olamide of (YBNL)
(14)Rip Kashy_Godson
(15)Opa6ix
(16)Gunboysavage
(17)Slawormirrr
They are all Men of Honour!! No cap

U mean Slawormir of NairaLand?

GAZZUZZ:


Happy birthday.




Looks like she has a passion for cars

No worry, it's only a matter of time. Her LOVE for SNAKES go soon begin manifest

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