₦airaland Forum

stagger:
That was then, this is now. God uses a single person to liberate a family, a nation and a people from poverty, oppression and bondage.

True yan. In every FAMILY; there is always a "Chosen HEAD"

[quote author= post=80071249]Zlatan The King!

The only Zlatan we know!!

Any other Zlatan is a counterfeit!!![/quote]if i say "I" you say "BI" anoda man say "LE" sisi na u sabi ooo

VicYo:
but you have Bleep such such na

Bros, have you forgotten say na me be the President Of (NVA) Nigerian Virgins Association.

VicYo:
YOU HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE OF WHAT WE'RE SAYING HERE


my own experience en.. i caught the girl on fb and we have meet severally and even do hangout thing..
she has the pure skin and she use good cream and do hygiene..

some girls, you open them toto and it wont give no scent, some fair scent, some stink odour...

even after you have bath before creaming your car park, try smelling your underneath..it then you'd know your own real smell

Hmmm, na wa oooo

To EVERYMAN, his own.

Cioccolata:
[color=#008080]Her ex never gave her an orgasm.
Either financially or sexually. That's why she left. [/color]

Which of the aforementioned types of ORGASM would u prefer? CONJI demystifying or ALERT Satisfying?

Angelfrost:
Nice pix... And it came to pass, that Pharaohs let the people go. North Africa once again gave way for the real Africans.

South Africa has probably handed the trophy to Super Eagles.

Don't make hasty conclusions. This SouthAfrican team taught NIGERIA football lessons in the qualifying rounds. It's gonna be 50-50

czarina:
Enjoy the wife of your youth my dear. There's nothing new outside

TRUTH!!! It's all SAME O'l SAME.

somebars:
From: collinsuchendusblog.com

A Nigerian lady saw Twitter user, Mr.Mo's photo on the social media platform and tried shooting her shot at him this morning.



It turns out MO is already taken as he shared a photo of himself and his girlfriend on his handle.

See the tweets below:

Cc: lalasticlala

Source: https://www.collinsuchendusblog.com/2019/07/see-salvage-reply-nigerian-guy-gave-to.html?m=1

Well, this ain't nothing new. Two things a person should never EVER beg for are LOVE n RESPECT. If they don't come naturally, then its all Bollocks.
I admire the lady's boldness, its a rare characteristics among Nigerian women. There are over a thousand and one single men out there, just be yourself and Prince CHARMING will come sweep you off your Feet.

IAMBlesssed:
If this is actually your definition of a woman,then sorry..You re very myopic..

On the contrary, I'll let this slide and pretend not to have read your comment. It's only logical for one to choose his/her words carefully;especially when making contributions in a public forum. You know nothing about me, so; I'd appreciate if you'd show a lil maturity with your comments next time. Enjoy your sleep and have a pleasant night rest.

Between age 18 and 20, a woman is like AFRICA. Half discovered, half-wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between age 21 and 30, a woman is like AMERICA. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between age 31 and 35, she is like INDIA. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between age 36 and 40, a woman is like FRANCE, aging gracefully but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between age 41 and 50, she is like YUGOSLAVIA. Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now required.

Between age 51 and 60, she is like RUSSIA, Very wide and borders are "Deserted". The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between age 61 and 70, a woman is like MONGOLIA. A glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

After age 70, they become like AFGHANISTAN. Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

I did a little research after watching this early morning show on silverbird NEWS hub where chief opunabo aggressively analyzed this issue I was forced to go down history lane to fetch out this one for all to assimilate.. Just read and contrast
HISTORY OF CATTLE COLONY AND FULANI EXPANSIONISM
WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW
FACTS as told by Retired General Zamani Lekwot and Retired Colonel Yohanna Madaki.
*Cattle colony is not a new thing in Nigeria. It existed long before independence and it is called Zango (a word in Hausa that means colony).
Zango has existed in many areas of Yoruba land. Till today, there is *Sango Otta*, the home country of former President (Olusegun Obasanjo). Know this, *Sango* is a corruption of the word *Zango* .
There is *Zangon Kataf in Zonkwa*, Kaduna State.
*When the Fulanis came there, they did not tell the natives that they were coming to settle. They just asked for a small parcel of land by the market as shade to sell cattle. This was granted to them.*
The Fulanis soon gained entrance into Kafanchan town and before long, they turbanned one of their own and addressed him, *Emir of Jemaa* . *Jemaa in Hausa* *means, ALL* .
When the natives raised eye brow, they said the Emir was going to be their own King, not the Kafanchan people's.
During the military government, the Southern Kaduna people got a local government with the name, *Jemaa local government.* Later, Zonkwa got a separate local government and the local government was named *Zangon Kataf local government* .
The emir of Jemaa got a first class stool and the entire Southern Kaduna became tribute paying enclave of the Zazzau emirate.
*The cunning jihad became a success. The Southern Kaduna people were banned from buying or selling commodities in Zango Kataf local government except for what the Fulanis permitted.*
In the process, burukutu and pork meat were outlawed. The protest to regain the market from the Fulani became the greatest Zangon Kataf crises that consumed many southern Kaduna lives leading to the arrest and unlawful imprisonment of the most prominent Kataf son, *General Zamani Lekwot and many other Christian leaders.*
The people of Ilorin cannot tell their story as Kwara State without their Fulani Emir (in a Yoruba speaking state). So is the Emir of Muri in Jalingo who was deposed leading to forceful and untimely retirement as well as removal from office of the Governor, retired Colonel Yohanna Madaki.
The Fulanis have a history of claiming wherever they have Zango (Colony) as their own territory and from there, begin expansion by bringing more Fulanis from Niger, Chad and Senegal.
The sole aim is to drive away all other tribes from Nigeria or waste their lives and take over the land.
When Nigeria Television Authority (NTA) did broadcast for several weeks that one Alhaji Maikudi founded Makurdi, they were most probably talking of a Zango (colony) located by River Benue. Anywhere they stayed, the first Fulani to enter the town is the founder of that Zango (colony), and wherever they had Zango (colony), they will hoist a Fodio flag for occupation. (Those little flags you see hanging around their settlements that look like the Nigerian flags used to tie along the road when celebrating 1st of October)
# NOTE:
Those States thinking of opening up colonies or new Zangos for the Fulanis do not know what they are doing because in no time, they will get an Emir and the Fulanis will lay claim to the whole State as their own.
For so long, as Nigerians permit voting a Fulani to be their President, federal monetary allocations will be made to buy more arms for the Fulanis to come from Agades and other desert places in Africa to live in their new colonies and begin fresh ethnic cleansing.
They need to know what they are dealing with!
# WiseUp!!

calgaryFriend:
I can relate with you OP. For me I am outside of the country and I already made up my mind not to marry from outside the country. I have been meeting people online but after relating with them for sometime I realise the extent of how ignorant, materialistic and focus-less most ladies are.

I was following up with a lady last week, then I saw her whatsap status - ENU GBE, E FUN MI LOWO ENU GBG (i am broke, please give me money I am broke). What kind of human being comes on social media to write such trash ? People dont even have respect for themselves or their families.

WheN i WAS in school I was placed on minimum wage and I tried to live within my means how can people just begin to behave like peasants, so that pissed me off and I just cancelled that babe.

The next one was even a little promising but on 2 occasions I was speaking to her and she was speaking to other people, imagine chatting someone and they admit they are also chatting up to 7 people at the same time.

Then I rebuked the person and the next few days we are talking on phone and the person is typing and after I asked what was going on she said she was chatting with people while speaking with me on whatsap call, I did not even react, but I just cancelled her in my mind.

It is quite tough really, the quality of women out there is really very low, we just have a few who are young and have proper sense.

Goodluck as we continue to search...

Mehn, the search aint EASY. Las Las pesin go need go contest for GUS (Gulder Ultimate Search) to find ya missing RIB.

Easybela:
We ended up together 4eva
Anytime I see ladies say,"men will always be men or all men are same",I defend men because I have met one who stood out to be different. One failed u,pls,do not generalize it,there are still good men out there, think positively towards them and you will sure meet one someday.
#Men will not always be men.
#All men are not same.

God bless ur union

honestpoju:
Hello Folks.

This is me again. Many of us will be wondering why I keep coming back again and again. Well I am yet to get what I want and my goal.
I am one who persist, I don't give up.

Now the reason am here is simple and I won't bore you all with too many stories. I am a foodprenuer, a mixologist and a foodie by profession, passion and choice.
I have an ambition, a focus and a goal. But unfortunately due to my present financial situation,i am not able to achieve my goal.

That being said,I am using this medium and opportunity to call on anyone ( Entrepreneur, working class, Business person, angel investor etc) who can partner with me to run this venture together.

I want to set up a feasible, affordable and Food & Grill spot in the heart of Ibadan Nigeria. Fortunately, I am hard working, target driven, ambitious, experienced to get the jobs b done if properly empowered.

Trust me, you won't regret investing in me. Its much better than online scams, forex, MMM and ponzi schemes of all sorts. Here you get to see your moneys worth and how its working for you.
I can be reached via phone or whatsapp on 08027569011.

N.B: if you are going to waste my time, please don't bother reaching out. Namaste.

GOD bless your HUSTLE.

Biglittlelois:
Why?

He might just turn out to be ya next door neighbor, or that SLIM, tall fine "CHRISTIAN BRODA" WEY DON DEY CUT eye for you every sunday inside church.

MariaLavina:
Which of the ex?

Whichever one you wan tell us about

This should help
https://www.nettpreneur.com/2019/04/12/how-to-create-paypal-account-that-sends-and-receive-funds-in-nigeria/

czarina:
Be careful. Be very careful

Tell EM!!!!

MarjieJ98354:
I can't relate to this question. I have always worked and have always had broke ass men. It's not the "brokeness" that is the problem. It's all the psychological baggage that comes with the man being broke. Living off several different women at once; men sitting up in your house all day smoking weed, playing video games and fukin other women in your bed; not in any particular order, while the main women; until she finds out that she is not the main woman and kicks his ass out; is out working 2 jobs! There are baby momma dramas all over town! Men having babies with mostly white women to keep the woman around as long as possible; while promising to never get a job. It's funny how in the USA a black men uses multiple women to support them; whereas in Nigeria, men have multiple women by flanting their wealth. I wonder which side pieces are better off; the Americans or the Nigerians? I'm voting team Nigeria! The USA currently has an abundance of jobs, yet we have plenty of chronically unemployed black men that "refuse" to get any kind of job they feel is demeaning even though they have failed to get any kind of vocational training. Of course here in the USA there is systematic racism where black women are able to be more successful that black men so that blacks will always keep each other down. I even seen black men with decent jobs quit a job once they find a women that makes more money than them. How does that work? So if you're expecting women to make their own money, and they should, just know that the moment she is doing for herself, she a'int trying to do "Broke" After all the shit broke ass men put women through she can do good all by herself or as an option will date outside her race.

In short; I'm too old to give a fuk about saving the world anymore. But Nigerian women, this will be your future if men and women can't figure out how to relate to one another without it being about money.

Well said

femoint007:
Before You Sleep, Meditate and Pray with this...

““Behold, all those who were incensed against you Shall be ashamed and disgraced; They shall be as nothing, And those who strive with you shall perish.” Isaiah‬ ‭41:11‬ ‭NKJV‬‬

Pray this...

Father, You are the Lord of Hosts, please defend us and our family in Jesus Name. Amen

AMEN

czarina:
Even Americans do that. And this is a tier one country. I don't think it hurts to say: "hey Rick, no word from you..."

I used to forbid doing that but as long as I'm certain I'll not sell myself short or lick ass in the end, I don't see it as a problem.

SELF-WORTH. Way To Go!!!!!!

czarina:
Oya, modify your comment. I don read am. Taink you.

Macho44

Anything The LADY says!!!!

czarina:
Macho, of all the threads?! she's good.

I'll see you when I see you. Don't wait up

Czarina, Charming BEAU!!! PATIENCE is one of my VIRTUES.

Openeyes4Light:
You came empty and it's certain that you will leave empty....




This is what your flesh is covering.

Pay respect and live with understanding because knowledge is deeper than the sea.

Czarina!!!! Literary Avatar Of The FINEST BLEND, I salute your INGENUITY.

tomiesetemi:
I NEED A SERIOUS MINDED LADY WHO IS(HIV+) FROM ANY TRIBE IN NIGERIA OR ANY PARTY OF THE WORLD FOR A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP... U ARE FREE TO DROP UR EMAIL ADDRESS IF INTERESTED...OR SEND ME AN EMAIL @ tomiedat@gmail.com
MIND YOU....IM AN HANDSOME DUDE

Cheers up MAN. You issa role model. I know of a very close friend who towed your footsteps years back, he has a happy family now. 3 kids and a loving wife, he and his wife are both HIV+. I'd advise you try dating sites, there are several dating sites for peeps who tested positive to HIV. Goodluck with your search, and may you find your heart desire.

czarina:

Sent ya a DM!!!!

czarina:
Ok, I go talk to my LOVE to behave well.

Lai Lai, me sef like the trouble, and I ready to give am DOUBLE �

czarina:
Ha...Huncle, whatayu pondaring?

Hanty, your LOVE dey find my TROUBLE �

czarina:
Amen!

Amen again oooooo

czarina:
lol...AMEN!!!!!

In between, my name na "Beta Husband", a.k.a "The Most Eligible Bachelor In The Cyber Space"�, Are you pondering what I'm pondering