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Diamond23:
Oh Lawd!!! ...... just made my evening

That's what GENTLEMEN Do. We THRILL & CHARM em PANTIES off the LADIES HIPS. If you feeling me, abeg LIKE MY COMMENT.

luvyaself95:
This Dude Ehn

WETIN DO ME

J4JUVENTUS:
U r aren't serious dude
What if she reading this post now too?
You leave wetin u go buy,go de buy baby tins.
Don't worry ur wife ,abi babe go collect belly this week,so keep the baby tins safe...

U wan give am to am on my BEHALF?

Today, I met my ex and she was kissing her new boyfriend in front of a store. I was watching them and she saw me then she asked me what I was doing there. I told her my wife is pregnant and I am here to buy baby stuffs and I am very very happy. I spoke as if they asked me that.
I proceeded in as she was looking at me saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, I bought 3 buckets, a baby seat and a baby bed with sponge with soaps then I chattered a taxi and left. She and her boyfriend were looking at me saaaaaa and I felt they envied me sooo much.
Now, my issue is, if you know any woman who has given birth, I am selling buckets, baby seat, soaps and sponge. I am around ,Sapele in Delta state.

Jolenejole:
Beautiful mother, handsome son.


Can't wait to hold my child in my arms

I share ur dreams. In between, are you PReggy?

bentwood85:
AWON catholics over to you... I wonder What you all Catholics gain by blocking the roads because of GOOD FRIDAY..

All you need do is ask QUESTIONS about its significance, i'm sure you gonna find willing and eager Catholic faithfuls to SCHOOL you on this forum.

MariaLavina:
But she didn't share those moments she'd cry into the pillow asking where are own man is.


Anyways Good for her.

Lol, finally MARRIAGE no b by force, truth is how many married couples are actually HAPPY

MissRaine69:
Mmmm

FRANKLY SPEAKING

MissRaine69:
Well that’s why some have half of their salaries going to pay for child support to a woman with 4 kids by 4 different men.
This is the sad part the very women that they think they are running away from, exist in Caucasian form.
It’s all the same colour inside the vagina regardless of race.
Finding the right person is key most end up with baby mommas and then wonder why sisters over here want nothing to do with them. Who wants the drama of dealing with a babymomma later more two or three others ?

Life is too short!
Anyway let’s wish him luck.

Ur comment just make me dey TRIP for u INSTANTA

TANID:
Hahaha
Bro I Go Leav You Las Las I Know That For Sure Seriously I Already Had A White Girl To Be My Wife So I Know Very Soon I Go Leav Naija

abeg i wan folo u go

delishpot:
You tell me, are you part of the 99% or of the remaining 1 %?

Your's TRULY is a RARE BREED. I'm The CLOSEST thing to the PERFECT MAN.

delishpot:
Na naija man, its in the DNA of 99% of them.

Including ME?

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
We have the Oriaku, Okpataku, Odoziaku. So you should be careful the kinda one you want in your life before coming to complaining. Many get roped with Oriaku and will come here complaining.
You tried with the writeup Sha but the hasty generalization is distasteful.

My write up was based on PERSONAL EXPERIENCE.

This Nneka saga has shown that Igbo guys have really suffered in the hands of Igbo girls and they've been dying in silence for ages. I've read so many stories and I'm like wtf? Wow.

As an Igbo girl, ask yourself why only few Igbo guys tried to defend Igbo girls throughout this saga?

Even me wey be crazy Igbotic person, I couldn't even defend our Igbo girls.

You think we hate you people? Hell no!

It only means there's a problem somewhere.

I don't know if it's our culture or it's just selfishness on the part of the ladies, but I think the whole entitlement mentality by most Igbo ladies needs to be reduced.

It's not helping anybody, neither is it breeding healthy relationships.

The whole "oriaku" mantra is bullshit to me, after all we didn't spend so much money training my sister in school so that she will be oriaku one day. God forbid.

This whole hunger to marry rich men instead of the men who love them is not the best. Our parents play a role in this too, I must admit.

I believe relationships (or marriages) should be based on love and friendship, and not basically on money and what it can buy.

Now I'm not saying money is bad, after all relationship is built on communication and to enhance communication, you need money for airtime, lunch dates, cinema dates, vacation, etc.

But it's not about having millions. For Christ's sakes, your boyfriend is not renting you, are you for rent?

Personally, I can't date a girl who can't make her hair without asking me for money. Not that I can't provide but because I feel that there are some things an adult should be able to do for themselves. I hate people depending on me cos I'm a very independent person and I like independent people. That I love you doesn't mean I'm now in charge of your life. No, live your life while I live mine, but we still share our times together.

When you ask a girl why her boyfriend should give her money, she will say "it cost me money to maintain this body for him, other men will pay more for it"

Wow. See eh, I'm not a saint so I can tell you that I know how the olosho business works. If you want to make money with your sweet and expensive body, join the business, instead of blackmailing someone's son with sex, sex that even you enjoy too.

But wait a second, as a woman, do you feel proud knowing that sex is the only think you can contribute to a man's life? Think about it. Just think about it. Are you satisfied just being a man's intimacy gadget, all in the name of girlfriend-ship?

I'm not saying a man mustn't provide for his woman, but the woman shouldn't be entitled to it. It should be out of love. And ideally, love is not in a haste to receive, but to give. Imagine being in a relationship where the two of you are in a haste and eager to give to each other? Just imagine it.

He buys you a pair of shoes today, tomorrow you order a box of pizza to his office.

He buys you a new phone today, tomorrow you send pocket money to his kid sister in school.

He rents a shop for you, one day you come back from work and get him a brand new PS4.

I mean imagine it nah. Just imagine it.

The problem is that most girls think that the amount a man spends on them translates to how much he loves them. But they forget that a billionaire who gave you 1 million didn't lose anything compared to a struggling guy who gave you 100k.

The billionaire can give you 1 million and still not value you, in fact he will even treat you anyhow. But the struggling guy who gave you 100k is like the biblical widow whom Jesus said gave the best gift because she gave her.

I enjoin Igbo girls and girls in general to get busy with something productive. I think thats the only way to reduce this entitlement mentality.

When you start working hard to fend for yourself and you see how hard it is to make money, you'll appreciate any farthing you get from a man.

And most especially, you won't be a cash-and-carry or highest-bidder-takes-it-all commodity. Instead of being a pawn in the hands of men, you get to choose who you want to be with because, after all, you're not begging for money. You're not a hungry wench looking for a rich man to come and sweep her away

But anyways, you can ignore all these bullshit I've been rambling (who Chidey epp?) and expect a man to give you all of his property cos he loves you.

I know you know that Mr Eazi's song nah. I know.

But funnily enough and quite ironical, Mr Eazi's girlfriend is the daughter of the billionaire oil magnate, Otedola, so who is now giving each other property?

Officialgarri:
This bridge was commissioned by the then Prime Minister late Alhaji Tafawa Balewa and opened for traffic in December 1965... barely 15 days after, The same Balewa was assassinated by the people he commissioned the bridge for.

Two years later, the same people destroyed what was built for them.

With people like you still existing, I WONDER HOW AND IF THE seeds of TRIBALISM and ETHNIC HYPOCRISY can be effectively weeded out. A word of advice for you and your cohorts, look beyond your ETHNIC / RELIGIOUS Affiliations. We are all ONE and same. If this Nation will attain the GLORIOUS HEIGHTS which have been proclaimed for ages, then YOU and ME have to play our parts respectively, and i dare say it begins with YOU.

COCK n BULL TALES. Mr Poster and his younger sister just dey formulate LINES in order to toy with our intelligence abi Well, i

ALLNIGERIANSMAD:
this guragura car

, Haba, u don enta the moto b4 ni

desse:
lagos but i work across d geopolirican zone in nigeria

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poweredcom:
Bro how can I get a TIn for my usa adsense oo cos I Ave one I am working on I know d pin is sure to my onyibo address but dis tax ID how is dat done

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Satan66:
Marry the woman.
After marriage Impregnant her then sell the child for 200-500k.
Continue the process until you can marry more wife's so as to produce more children at a faster rate.

Satanic Advice

Timekeeper:
Akintunde ajayi is not the real name.. Igbo bloggers always wanting to spoil yorubas. He is an Igbo man and his name is chukwudi John.

I know the school and the teacher involve.. Rubbish bloggers ....


Igbo blogger have changed the name

MENTALLY DERANGED FELLA. Na pipu like you dey fuel the embers of ETHNIC HYPOCRISY.

Elamin21:
girls that are beautiful don't last in marriage, even the ones that are not married find it difficult to marry.

Truth is women are men, wives are few. Whiles whores are thriving under the cloak of "Marriage �".

landmark86:
We both live in the same estate here in FCT, but her husband just got a new job with a private company in Lagos.
For the past three (3) days now she as being bringing me food because she no am a bachelor and she do come to my apartment at times to watch movies, play cheese and ludo.
She came yesta9it and turned my dstv to BBNaija channel telling me she loves the programme so much but their subscription has finished and she's unable to subscribe due to bank poor network. The way she dress must time shows what she want and it also seems am getting attracted to her.

Should I make the move or stop her from coming to my apartment?

Kindly advise

SMH , bros you are a very anyhow somebody. You too sabi LIE

mikejj:
lefulefu time to go to Tanzania...

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Fizzymike1:
Haha wen God pick ur own notify me abeg

Na everyday, me and him dey reason sef. Right now, we dey do conference call, if you wan join us, feel free.

Fizzymike1:
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I hear you sir. But which one the reach abeg biko

E be like say na only NITEL

Fizzymike1:
God Beg pick my call now biko

which network u dey use? because if na GLO or EMPTY-HENN, hmmm dia network no dey reach HEAVEN ooo

AnalQueenluci:
wats dayuuum

It's like 'wow!! wow!! wow!!'

AnalQueenluci:
A lot of myths have been spread about women in the military (Absurd) while some ignorant men believe they have been made rigid through the rigorous trainings they go through ,A big LIE though

These are some main reasons you should date an army lady rather than shallow brain mamas : -

,Emotional

Women in the military have been trained to be brave and courageous .They are by profession fighters who have been toughened by various phases of trainings ,however ,the trainings they have gone through haven't shielded them from the traumas accompained by love.

They embrace motherhood easily,


While so many people share an unreal belief about military women been wrecks when it comes to marital bliss ,some of them are married and they embrace motherhood with a shocking interest .
NB: They put everything they have into use to ensure their children live normal lives...GREAT.

They are supportive

Most people believe military women are mean and therefore avoid them. They could be excellent friends when people get to know them more. Same way they could be tough and intimidating ,they could also be fierce when it comes to fighting for their friends and their loved ones ~ this is what all guys want!

Physical beauty and sexual favours : -

Army ladies always look sexy(figure with a firm and well Cupped breast due to yoga-like trainings (yummy).
Not every woman in the military sleeps around ,some are virgins unlike slayqueens we see at lekki or VI , know it that most military ladies have dignity and have been able to maintain healthy non- sexual relationships with their superiors

Long live Army ladies gang(A.L.G)

Dayummmmm!!! Sent U A PM!!!