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Romance › Re: Lady Almost Commits Suicide After Dumped By 'yoruba' Boyfriend Of 5 Years by macho44(m): 9:22pm On Jun 22, 2019
Las Las, we've only heard your friend's SIDE of the story. Ya know it takes TWO to TANGO, and just like HEAD & TAIL, there is always another side to a story. Perhaps, just perhaps your FRIEND might have her own demons, some ladies are very good at PLAYING the VICTIM, just saying though.
Celebrities › Re: Woman Blasts Regina Daniels, Her Mother & Ned Nwoko by macho44(m): 8:21pm On Jun 22, 2019
czarina:
You think everyone is the same?

Economy bad but I know there are Nigerians who will never compromise their standards for anything. Not even for 50 Neds.

I don't know the content of this particular woman's heart but I know there are people with immutable principles. Better start believing that.
You go marry BETA HUSBAND, say "AMEN"!!!!
Sports › Re: Samuel Kalu Suffers Heart Attack, Rushed To Hospital In Egypt by macho44(m): 10:45pm On Jun 21, 2019
Charmingrascal:
Iheanacho!
grin grin grin grin grin, But Whyhuh??
Romance › Re: Ex Girlfriend now keeps Disturbing Me. by macho44(m): 10:40pm On Jun 21, 2019
Bimpe29:
Point blank
I say it as it is.
Romance › Re: Ex Girlfriend now keeps Disturbing Me. by macho44(m): 6:08am On Jun 21, 2019
Headlesschicken:
cry Oh lawd not again,when would this dude's ever learn...
I you ask me, na who i go ask.
Romance › Re: Ex Girlfriend now keeps Disturbing Me. by macho44(m): 6:08am On Jun 21, 2019
Been there , done that. I know how it feels. Bro, being in a relationship with "Manipulative Persons" is a recipe for disaster. They PIN everything on you and try to make you feel like the GUILTY PERSON. Even when confronted, they still apply every tactics and deceitful acts to look innocent. Cutting her loose was the best decision you ever took. Women are many, wives are few, While HOES are on the LOOSE, ready to LOOT.
Business › Create A Nigerian Paypal Account That Sends & Receive With Ease by macho44(op):
Earning online as a NIGERIAN is one thing, and cashing out your EARNINGS is another thing entirely. The limitations and restrictions placed on Nigerian Paypal Accounts has made it virtually impossible for NIGERIAN freelancers who make use of Paypal as a payment processor to receive their earnings.
In my own little way, i would like to help those can't do without having a functional PAYPAL account that sends and receive. I took out time and effort to CREATE a step by step guide on how you can create, verify and operate a Fully functional Nigerian Paypal Account right here in NIGERIA. This Ebook contains is a DIY, fully detailed guide, which would be of great benefits to you. Furthermore, it's 100% FREE!!! Get the download LINK HERE: https://m.me/NettPreneur?ref=Paypal

Romance › Re: Man Visits His Friend’s Home And Meets His Girlfriend There In Lagos by macho44(m): 11:14pm On May 31, 2019
dairykidd:
Wetin we go do na... can't live with them, can't live without them sad
Bros, just SHINE the "Bukata-Bukata" and go, is that too much to ask for? Dem no need ya LOVE. They live for the BENJAMINS$$$$
Romance › Re: I Masturbate And I Wish I Can Stop It by macho44(m): 11:20pm On May 30, 2019
VicYo:
i experience something last night.... moment i was trying to control my thought... then the urge for it + pleasure start rising and my phallus begin to erect then old pictures of the girls have bleeped begin to come in my head.. the way each one of them handle me....
situation like this cant someone weave it?
how do it stop... tho right now am single which is unlike of me like before
Hmmm, just go and Donate ur THING to Our Yahoo Boys in MALAY, dem go give u money take start Bizness wey go dey keep u busy.
Romance › Re: Is There Truly Any Disadvantages Of Masturbation? by macho44(m): 11:54pm On May 28, 2019
husbandsnatcha:
Tank you so much ,do u know we have more than 10spots of gspat in around d sex area
Do you know 40% of ladies has dia gspat at dia anus hole?
Like Seriously �
Romance › Re: Guys , Have You Ever Shagged A Nairalander? Anonymously Share Your Experience. by macho44(m): 11:36pm On May 28, 2019
Biglittlelois:
Never even met a nairalander before.
I'm on my way to your HOUSE!!!!
Romance › Re: What Is One Other Thing You Can't Sacrifice In Order To Retain A Relationship? by macho44(m): 6:50am On May 27, 2019
MissRaine69:
I can’t help you, were you have failed to help yourself. Let’s just term this mission impossible and be done with it?
Says who?�
Romance › Re: What Is One Other Thing You Can't Sacrifice In Order To Retain A Relationship? by macho44(m): 6:44pm On May 25, 2019
MissRaine69:
Google dignity and come back to me...I will wait
Indeed, I just did and na only ya pishure and articles about how chaste you are na im I see�
Romance › Re: What Is One Other Thing You Can't Sacrifice In Order To Retain A Relationship? by macho44(m): 6:39am On May 24, 2019
MissRaine69:
My dignity.
U b Virgin?
Romance › Re: Should I Wait For Him Or Move On? by macho44(m): 10:04pm On May 18, 2019
Nnaabros:
But how does one love a person they've never met?
You fell in 'love' just from his online post, texts, phone calls?

The word love has been so misused these days that it has become almost meaningless

One day, when you become more emotionally mature, you'll wake up and realise you're simply INFACTUATED. In 'love' with an idea, a fantasy.

No man has 'everything a woman wants'
Have u forgotten that love is wicked?
Nairaland General › How To Create A Nigerian Paypal Account That Sends & Receive by macho44(op):
If you are a freelancer in NIGERIA or you earn your living working online as a NIGERIAN, then a Fully FUNCTIONAL PAYPAL ACCOUNT that can send & receive is a must have for you. Over the years PayPal has blacklisted Nigerians from having a fully functional PayPal account that sends and receives.

However, some Nigerians still find alternative means around this restrictions by using VPN and the likes to shield their actual IP address from PayPal. Personally, that;s the system i use, and my Paypal account is over 5 years old without any restrictions. Although, using that method could be very risky, as a matter of fact many Nigerians has lost their money to PayPal all in the name of tricking the system or just by being careless.

So I won't recommend that for anybody. But there are still ways you can do it without using VPN and changing your IP address. This way you won't have to change or hide your location.. Best part you can receive payment also from any part of the world and transfer to your local BANK Account.

Read More @ https://m.me/NettPreneur?ref=Paypal

Romance › Re: Khaliah, American Lady In Search Of Nigerian Man Who Is The Father Of Her Son by macho44(m): 7:11am On May 04, 2019
Codes151:
Leave my wife and kid alone! Babes plenty for Naija Abeg
No vex broda, the hustle is REAL�
Romance › Re: My ENCOUNTER With An Ex Today At The MALL. by macho44(op): 6:44am On May 02, 2019
daylae:
Wanted to laugh, but ended up crying grin
SORRY for your TEARS. If you was a LADY, i would have given you a HANDKERCHIEF to dry your TEARS.
Romance › Re: Khaliah, American Lady In Search Of Nigerian Man Who Is The Father Of Her Son by macho44(m): 11:25pm On May 01, 2019
goldcoinhub:
An American lady identified as Khaliah, is currently in search of Nigerian man whom she claimed is the father of her son, but she has lost contact with him.

According to LIB, the lady said she met the man two years ago after hooking up on a dating app. She eventually got pregnant, but she had lost his contact as at then.

She is now seeking help to locate the man as she seems distraught at the fact that her son has not gotten to know his father.

Khaliah wrote

”Hello my name is khaliah and I live in Atlanta. Almost 2 years ago, I hooked up with this man. We lost contact and I know he is somewhere. My child is growing older and needs his father. Please help me find him, this is not his real name and he doesn’t know anything about his son. I have no idea where to find this man please help by just posting.

I met this man on a dating site and we hooked up a few times in Buckhead Atlanta. I named my baby boy Karter”

She says she is sure the man is a Yoruba man.

https://lailasnews.com/american-lady-in-search-of-nigerian-man-who-is-the-father-of-her-son/
I AM THE FATHER
Romance › Re: How To Wed With Just ₦50,000 � by macho44(op): 11:13pm On Apr 28, 2019
MrNipplesLover:
as I said earlier, I count is as a joke.


these teeth u open shows that I was right. grin




stay blessed, bro. Ma NIGGY. But this idea might work, you never KNOW.
Romance › Re: How To Wed With Just ₦50,000 � by macho44(op): 10:54pm On Apr 28, 2019
MrNipplesLover:
God Forbid Bad thing.


I take this as a joke, anyways.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin, like seriouslyhuh
Romance › How To Wed With Just ₦50,000 � by macho44(op): 10:51pm On Apr 28, 2019
The Issue Of not having sufficient FUNDS to conduct Marriage ceremonies and other traditional rites has been a recurring decimal, especially for my BROTHERS & SISTERS East Of The NIGER. This has swelled the number of Bachelors & Spinsters, and to tell una d truth "E dey PAIN me gaga!!". It is even written in the holy book that a Man shall leave his parents and look for a member of the opposite SEX to start a family of his own. But the high COST of tying the nuptial KNOT is one hurdle which most young MEN dread to even attempt CLIMBING.
However, i've taken my time to come up with a solution to this problem, and i know with this IDEA of mine, the percentage of Bachelors & Spinsters for the federal republic of this we country, go reduce drastically. Ladies & Gentlemen, Boys & Girls, Aunty and Broda dem, i present to you my INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY titled "How To Wed With Just ₦50,000".[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]

First thing first, if you are the Churchly type, abeg explain to your pastor that you don’t have money for radarada(Formalities).
1. Book in court beforehand.
If you book like 2 months to, its just 4k for certificate.
2. Use your normal suit Bro. Budget 2k to buy tie, socks and handkerchief.
3.buy fairly used wedding gown on Jiji for 5k or pay a tailor to do white chiffon gown with 5k budget or juss rent cheap gown for 3k(wash and iron yourself)…
4. Arrange for car to use from friends and fuel it or juss call taxi or uber going and coming 4k.
(He should not wait, after wedding, you flash him to come pick you up)
5. Invite only family and friends, well wishers should juss call or come to the house later…
6. Buy rings please. Very important. Budget 2k for the 2 rings.
7. Give decoration people in your church like 2k to do small design. (Your wife is a member so they cannot complain).
8. Do not cook for church people please.
Just buy one carton of TomTom and spray during processional hymn.. About 1,200.
9. Give church small thing, like 5k.
10. Give your wife’s mum 10k to cook abacha and utazi stew for the traditional which you guys will do very early on Sunday morning before going to church.
11. You have 13,800 left.
Remember, you have to buy palm wine for the trad…800 for a full keg(after all, your wife’s dad issa wine tapper).
12. Bestman and bridal shower should buy their things biko.
13. That your old friend that snaps photo will take up to 3k oo.
14. Give someone your laptop or phone to play small music. Give him 1k to buy the cord to connect it.
15. Buy fuel for church. 2k fuel go do nau.
16. Your money remain 7k abi?
Now hold 1k in 100 naira notes and give your wife 1k too in 100naira notes.
17. Keep the remaining 5k for miscellaneous.
One or two things might come up las las.
THERE YOU HAVE IT.
FULL WEDDING WITH JUST₦50K.
Romance › Re: I Am Falling In Love With An Older Lady. by macho44(m): 10:39pm On Apr 28, 2019
wamide042:
So there's this beautiful lady i met on facebook, though it took time before we started chatting she should be in her early Thirties, when we started chatting it was the normal "Hi" stuffs, but as time goes by, it got deeper and we've met about three times now though nothing has happen between us oo, but each time i look at her eye balls it seems she's trying to pass a message to me... but am scared i don't want to be too forward, I once told her my feelings but she only smiled and didn't say anything,
I don't know if i should tell her again.
Gimme the BATON since you dey fear to RUN the RACE. Listen up dude, i dont know your age, but imma SCHOOL you a little about CUPID STORIES. When it comes to LOVE, AGE is just a number. It's an issue of MIND over MATTER. Now, if you and the LADY don't MIND, then it dont FUCKING MATTER!!!!
Romance › Re: Marry Quick So You Can Give Birth, Man Advices Ladies by macho44(m): 10:26pm On Apr 28, 2019
MariaLavina:
Ladies you don read am so, marry quick ooo grin
MariaLavina, your LOVE dey find MY TROUBLE.
Romance › Re: My ENCOUNTER With An Ex Today At The MALL. by macho44(op): 5:47am On Apr 28, 2019
dreamwords:
grin grin grin
Your ex should be in Sifia pains by now
Help me tell am sorry.
Romance › Re: My ENCOUNTER With An Ex Today At The MALL. by macho44(op): 5:46am On Apr 28, 2019
MariaLavina:
This got me.
Laffta na the best medicine grin
Romance › Re: My ENCOUNTER With An Ex Today At The MALL. by macho44(op): 5:45am On Apr 28, 2019
Poanan:
OoHmmm you want to use the buckets for me? Lol
Yes na grin
Romance › Re: My ENCOUNTER With An Ex Today At The MALL. by macho44(op): 5:44am On Apr 28, 2019
uruba23:
:D7
You made my day Chief
You Honour me. grin
Romance › Re: My ENCOUNTER With An Ex Today At The MALL. by macho44(op): 10:42pm On Apr 27, 2019
Poanan:
Lol eeh my God o. That means you are still pained. My mind tells me you called off the relationship.
The world has never been void of BEAUTIFUL WOMEN. In between, are you a "SHe-Male" or "He-Female'? Kindly tell so imma know if you will be ma next catch grin
Properties › Re: Get Any Floor Plan For Free HERE by macho44(m): 10:32pm On Apr 27, 2019
Timtol:
Try to work on your renderings.
The window is too high and no place for lintel and other coaches.
It's really a great error but to encourage try you to learn it better and watch helpful tutorial videos for window adjustment.
From dpc is 4coaches with mortar--900mm/3ft 75mm sill down then your 1200mm
Design depends,some are 600mm from dpc 75mm sill down then abt 1500mm to 1800mm.
God bless your huzzle.
I have a project, i'd like to discuss a thing or two with you.
Romance › Re: My ENCOUNTER With An Ex Today At The MALL. by macho44(op): 10:31pm On Apr 27, 2019
Adasun:
Just when i thought i have seen it all grin
Yo aint seen NOTHING YET. grin
Romance › Re: My ENCOUNTER With An Ex Today At The MALL. by macho44(op): 10:00pm On Apr 27, 2019
olalat:
Na today I confirm say some mad me dey use android. This op needs psycho medication adap biko. Laugh want kill me here ooo
Broda, LIFE iis already too HARD on its own. So ya need to LAFF to ease off the stress. Afterall, if i no make u laff, wetin i gain?

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