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Romance / Re: Nairalander, Can You DO This? by malaria(f): 2:51pm On Mar 21, 2013
Otocha, I mean ooooops. I dey come.
Science/Technology / Re: What Do You Call This Domesticated Fowl In Your Dialect? by malaria(f): 10:17pm On Mar 20, 2013
It is called okuko igbo a.k.a. APGA police.
Science/Technology / Re: What Do You Call This Domesticated Fowl In Your Dialect? by malaria(f): 8:27pm On Mar 20, 2013
The fowl Na okuko igbo a.k.a APGA police.

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Romance / Re: Ladies How Do You Feel When Your Friend Get All The Attention? Be Sincere by malaria(f): 2:34pm On Mar 20, 2013
fubbyy: I disagree with all this reply, are you girls saying that you don't feel bad when all the "hello" "excuse me" goes to your friend?

This is not true
Cheap article do get a lot of attention and many people price it.
Celebrities / Re: Lil Wayne In Critical Condition And In A Coma After More Seizures by malaria(f): 10:37am On Mar 18, 2013
palugy colina: he shud pray dt GOD gives him another chance..becus if him die..na hellllll...first class
Are u God ? Why condemn and judge him.
Romance / Re: What's Up With This? by malaria(f): 7:59pm On Mar 13, 2013
freecocoa: I really don't get what people mean by "not the calling type" .

Just how possible is it that you won't find time to call the one you love? Heck I believe that if someone is in your heart and you really miss them, then you'd call at the slightest chance you get.

OP, He shouldn't have to be the only one who calls, you should call him too, send texts like someone already advised and talk to him on how you feel about his calling attitude, see how it goes before deciding.

I must say though, that from experience, guys who often behave like that have different girls who occupy their minds hence they rotate the attention. Yours might be an exception though.undecided
U don talk am finis. If he is not calling, he is calling someone else.
Romance / Re: What Do You Really Know About Love? by malaria(f): 7:06pm On Feb 19, 2013
Poster this is what I knw about love. Two lovers agreed 2 Commit suicide by air, boy jumped,girl closed her eyes and said- love is blind. Midair boy opened parachute and said love never Dies.
Romance / Re: What Would You Term This? by malaria(f): 8:11pm On Feb 17, 2013
Larry-Sun:
Virginity is a state of the mind.
Finito .trust me, a lot of peeps have disvirgned themselves by thoughts alone, not 2 talk of fore play and the act. Little wonder some say is lack of opportunity.
Romance / Re: Help With This Please, Nairalanders. by malaria(f): 8:01pm On Feb 17, 2013
ITbomb: So women have run outta milk , they now secrete lime.
Na wa 2 u o!
Romance / Re: She Rejected A Gift Of Toyota Camry @ VAL Just Because Of Me. What Do I Do? by malaria(f): 7:23pm On Feb 17, 2013
Poster ur gf rejected such gift cos she is principled not. Cos of u. So stop raizing dusts. its not . Wise 4 a reasonable woman 2 accept such a gift from a man u don't want 2 have any relationship with not to talk of marriage. Of course she knws what will happen if she accepts Such gift without commitment. The man Na her papa? abi Na her next-of-kin.
Romance / Re: How Much Are You Selling Yourself Playing Girlfriend? by malaria(f): 3:03pm On Feb 17, 2013
And ur point is?
Romance / Re: Valentine Gifts For Guys by malaria(f): 9:19am On Feb 11, 2013
valicious1:
U node shame to comeout 4public tok say you buy ur guy slippers. SHAME ON U. STINGY FOWL.
Sharap Dia, do u fink al slippers are ABAWOOD.
There are slippers and there are slippers. May be u v not received a quality stuff before.
Romance / Re: The Worst Valentine Gift You Ever Received by malaria(f): 2:36pm On Feb 09, 2013
strangest: singlet and two white handkerchief... whether she want me to join atilogwu dancers, I dont know...
No be small fin.
Romance / Re: Personal Space Makes A Relationship Last by malaria(f): 1:53pm On Feb 01, 2013
Eze Promoe: *Walks to the cupboard*
*Searching for old-school music*
*Finds one by Bright Chimezie titled 'Oyibo mentality' and plays it.*

Back to topic,
I wasn't saying the article was bad but what it would mean to an African man who has been looking for a way to sleep outside but because of what people would say, he tries as hard as possible to sustain his urges and you come as an African lady to your African man and say, 'nyem ohere' or 'funmi space'. Awwwwwwwww!
Okoro iji okwu, I Na anukwa, nyem ohere. hmmm. Ndi rescue mission(runz girls) never go. Strike. Na.
Romance / Re: Woman Sleeps With Her Daughter's Lover: "This Is The Result" - She Explains by malaria(f): 12:32pm On Jan 30, 2013
Chei d boy Na correct ori nne Na nwa. Bite mother , bite pikin.
Fashion / Re: Woman With The Longest Hair(pictures) by malaria(f): 5:17pm On Jan 29, 2013
This reminds me of an animated film rapounzuie..
TV/Movies / Re: Name Ur Best Seasonal Movie Of All Time by malaria(f): 6:18pm On Jan 13, 2013
Prison break.
Grey's anatomy.
Romance / Re: She Drugged My Big Stout Wid A.frodisiac. by malaria(f): 7:12pm On Jan 12, 2013
pheyikemi: . It is egusi+stout+pounded yam
Guy u no chop ur school fees @ll.
Romance / Re: Why Some Ladies Remain Single For Life by malaria(f): 6:08am On Jan 12, 2013
Adeniyi A.:

whaaaaat!... Mynd?
share chores? who shares n for who?
the husband can only help when it's absolutely necessary and the wife should see such as a favour not as an obligation.
But she will help u in sharing d financial burdens. Smh Nigerian husbands.

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Romance / Re: He Gave Her 3 Million Naira by malaria(f): 9:04pm On Jan 07, 2013
No be only 3m, he bought WTC 4 her.
Romance / Re: Would You Remain Thesame Sex If You Were To Choose? by malaria(f): 7:47pm On Jan 03, 2013
Forever a “SHE“. Even in the nxt 10yrs 2 come. The only time I suck beign a woman is wen lifting d American flag monthly.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: What Rating Will You Give This Guy? by malaria(f): 11:46am On Jan 03, 2013
Honestly I wouldn't notice him. Cos am busy finking of mi way foward.
Romance / Re: Girls Are Unpredictable by malaria(f): 9:43pm On Jan 02, 2013
Richfella:

Something dey worry you abi? Na police dey hungry you.

She's not your property and owes you no explanation.
Matter yakari.
Fashion / Re: Latest Rubber Shoes/rubber Footwears In Vogue: Your View About It by malaria(f): 4:55pm On Jan 02, 2013
Funny enof this slippers/ sandals is now rampant. But d original ones are still xpensive. Popularly knwn as azonto or ping sandals/ slippers. I have seen d shoes made 4 men. But aba no go phuck up nah. 9ja 4 life.
Religion / Re: Say A New Year Prayer For The Poster Above You! by malaria(f): 3:49pm On Jan 02, 2013
May oluwa grant yhu all ur heart desires, as he knws them all. remain blessed..
Religion / Re: What Is 2013's Tag In Your Church? by malaria(f): 7:00am On Jan 02, 2013
Year of faith- catholic.
Romance / Re: Personal Space Makes A Relationship Last by malaria(f): 4:38pm On Dec 30, 2012
Am taking a corner .
Culture / Re: Wait!! Before You Marry That Your Igbo Girlfriend, You Have To Read This!! by malaria(f): 4:20pm On Dec 30, 2012
neupert:
i don't understand a word could you please interpret?
U wan learn igbo be dat? Sorry nke a abughi okwu ala ego(nairaland)
Culture / Re: Wait!! Before You Marry That Your Igbo Girlfriend, You Have To Read This!! by malaria(f): 4:15pm On Dec 30, 2012
gree-die:

nwa ada, ufodu ihe o dere bu eziokwu nu.... Imaro zi na anyi ma esi ezigbo nri, mara ebi n'udo... Ife o kwuru maka oriaku bukwa eziokwu.

Afuro kwa m ife iwe di ebe ahu, ha nile/ fa ncha bukwa njakiri
Nekwanu ndi a , echekwa m, ma ufodu echezo si go omimi asusu igbo.
O di Nma , udo diri unu.
Romance / Re: D- Explorer's Official Statement - 2012 Poster Of The Year. by malaria(f): 12:31pm On Dec 25, 2012
Long live. D explorer
Long live. Romance section posters
Long live Nairaland
Long live federal republic of Nigeria.
Merry Xmas everyone.

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Romance / Re: A Woman's Past Relationships by malaria(f): 8:29pm On Dec 22, 2012
190-the-clown:



[size=18pt]RIG - ROLLS INSIDE GUTTER
[/size]That GIRL punny Go be like BORE-HOLE grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Who told yu she slept with all those dudes.
For the fact dat she dated 24 guys doesn't mean she slept with all of them.
U must not sleep with anybody u date remember.
Health / Re: How Do I Loose Stomach Fat? by malaria(f): 7:51pm On Dec 18, 2012
Eat more of fruits and vegetables. Try exercising ur body regular sit ups.. Take more of cuccumber too.

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