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Romance / Re: True Love Is Sacrifice, Can You Die For Your Man/woman? by malaria(f): 8:52pm On Sep 07, 2014
Am not jesus christ abeg

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Romance / Re: OMG !!! ... Is this really happening??? by malaria(f): 8:40pm On Sep 07, 2014
Poster beware of rebound abeg, give yourself time to know what you want from this girl. Dnt use her to get over your ex

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Romance / Re: Ladies Are Neat Outside But Dirty Inside... by malaria(f): 7:46pm On Sep 07, 2014
goalburner:
so are you sayin using water only to clean it is the best
1000000000% for your woman's good. Prevention of cancer is cheaper and better than cure
Romance / Re: I Am Confused Because I Truly Love Her............... by malaria(f): 7:35pm On Sep 07, 2014
DailyNews: LAFMAOOOOO....is this what guys pass through in the name of lovegringrin Na wa o....girls make una take am easy o...see as una turn this nice guy into a zombie, hehe, the power of a womangrin
Daily news pls be human for just a sec. Help your brother nah he is passing through some Shit. That's no advice o! : grin
Romance / Re: Am Pregnant For An Unknown Man. Should I Abort The Baby? by malaria(f): 7:22pm On Sep 07, 2014
Seun have started movie production, cos that op stories seems more like a nollywood script.

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Romance / Re: Ladies Are Neat Outside But Dirty Inside... by malaria(f): 7:16pm On Sep 07, 2014
goalburner:
really?
Then what's the better way to keep it clean with no odour
A healthy neat woman has no business with a smelly pussy. If a lady has offensive odour. She should check herself. Sometimes those chemicals people use to wash it contributes to it

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Romance / Re: Ladies Are Neat Outside But Dirty Inside... by malaria(f): 7:11pm On Sep 07, 2014
Enasco1: u re doing more harm than good. It has x own natural smell. When eva u use those mild gel or soap u temper wt d PH level wc gve way 4 bacterials 2 come in.
my dear pls let the poor girl be, as you can see she is still a kid may when she grows she will understand better, its pointless having that discussion wit her. Her brains will not get it now. If only she knows that she has a natural harmless bacteria in her which the gels and soaps favours their growth to a harmful stage. She will think twice. May be she should seek medical consult from a gynaeo.

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Romance / Re: Ladies Are Neat Outside But Dirty Inside... by malaria(f): 6:04pm On Sep 07, 2014
darnley16: Marieol I belive ure right don't even listen to them, how would u say it would clean itself, from when you were born does anything clean itself? Does any part of the body clean itself? Even the tongue that is simliar to the vagina , does it clean itslf, but na wa 4 the way ppl dey think sef oH, as my mom used to say to my siblings" I fear una ,only say I no run! "
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Oga pls go and educate yourself well, you are not a woman, as such you can't tell more about the female anatomy the vagina is self cleasen. Believe it or not. Too many chemicals and soaps increases the chances of cancer. Water is just enough to wash it or better still warm water.
Romance / Re: Crazy Ways To Spark Up Your Relationship by malaria(f): 9:14pm On Sep 17, 2013
ngozievergreen: Can sb tell me the big deal in washing pants for ur gf
Dnt mind Nigeria guyz, they wouldn't admit openly cos of ego and pride. A lot of them wash ladiez panties 10, 000timez . Truth be Tld they will never admit it here. There is nothing wrong in washing ur gf's panties if you truly love her and if the girl is good
Romance / Re: Love Still Exist In Nigerian Girls? by malaria(f): 6:25pm On Sep 05, 2013
laylow001: The Book of laylow Chapter 22 vs 7
Love lasteth long as the money endureth..

A Proof that most Nigerian Girls are Evil

First we state that Nigerian girls require time and money:
Nigerian Girls = Time x Money

And as we all know, "Time is Money"
Time = Money

Therefore:

Nigerian Girls = Money x Money = (Money)²

And because "Money is the root of all evil":
Money = Square Root of Evil

Therefore:
Nigerian Girls = √(Evil)²

Thus, we are forced to conclude that:
Nigerian Girls = Evil
+10000000000000000000likez. U no chop ur school feez at all
Family / Re: The Awkward Truth About Nigerian Husbands.. by malaria(f): 10:24pm On Aug 30, 2013
Dannylux: you guys will soon turn here into Facebook. this is a very old joke, very old. I hate uncreative individuals.
Ogbeni calm down
Romance / Re: If You Want To Marry My Daughter, Fill This Form by malaria(f): 7:57pm On Aug 27, 2013
Poster is your daughter from nambia?
Celebrities / Re: Richard Mofe-Damijo's Son, Kome To Marry In December by malaria(f): 6:32am On Aug 08, 2013
December wedding, and they have started making noise about it. Hope they will tell us when they separate. Yeyebrities
Romance / Re: What Would You Do If Your Wife Leaves You For... by malaria(f): 3:58am On Aug 04, 2013
naughtybynature: Unless gun sellers are on strike then they are both lucky for now.
Guy you are mean o
Romance / Re: Husbands Will Be Scarce By 2023 - Women Group by malaria(f): 11:53am On Aug 02, 2013
chiboy_man: Groom price that time go b like 1.2 million
Choi, omo see money
Romance / Re: Have You Think About All These Before Saying "I Want To Marry You?" by malaria(f): 9:44pm On Jul 26, 2013
Nice one
Health / Re: Have You Ever Donated Or Received Blood? by malaria(f): 2:55pm On Jul 09, 2013
Grendel: Yes I've done that!!!

But the Guy died angry
Same here, it hurtz felt like d sacrifice waz in vein
Romance / Re: What Would Make You Quit A Relationship?.... by malaria(f): 9:06am On Jun 06, 2013
Jhulyan: what's Congo shiner?
It seems yhu r new here, abeg ask okafor

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Romance / Re: Is My Friend Wrong? by malaria(f): 1:32pm On May 16, 2013
So he had such amount of money,why didn't he use the 2m 2 marry the girl so he will knw he spent it on his wife. Mtcheeeeeeewm Maga 2 9th
Romance / Re: Annoying Things Nigerian Women Do by malaria(f): 1:02pm On May 08, 2013
vulpeslopez: Annoyin Things girls Do: sitting at one corner in the club & crossin their legs while at home they dance azonto and alanta 2 NTA news melody.
Lol
Romance / Re: Why Is It Harder For Men To Forgive Infidelity? by malaria(f): 12:17pm On May 02, 2013
tashanja: Simply put, in view of their role as providers men end up investing heavily (materially) in most relationships and therefore stand to lose the most when it goes awry.
Most of the time females are more likely to suffer only emotionally when cheated upon; while on the other hand men tend to suffer emotionally and financially as well- that seems to explain why they are also less forgiving when cheated.
U just made a point. Well done.
Romance / Re: What Is Delaying Your Ring? 10 Sure Fire Ways To Get Him To Pop The Question by malaria(f): 3:52pm On Apr 27, 2013
Op in your dreams.

Romance / Re: Ladies Can You Marry A Disabled Man For Love? (Pictures) by malaria(f): 4:21pm On Apr 25, 2013
girl king: even the bible said it *the expectations of the righteous shall not be cut short* grin let м̤̣̲̣̥̈̇
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Not be too stringent, dark or fair cool.
I feel u sha, be it done you according 2 thy words. But remember this Nigeria.
Romance / Re: What Is Your Definition Of A "Hot" Lady? by malaria(f): 3:47pm On Apr 19, 2013
PBundles: To me a Hot woman is one who takes care of herself on the outside and dresses like a lady. She is eloquent, gracefull and charming. She doesnt need to over expose herself to draw attention because she is confident of who she is. She could look stunning in simple dress. Great in company and has a mind of her own and expresses this confidently yet knows how to respect her man and love her man. A woman that has the qualities of being a mother to my kids, my better half. That is a HOT woman. When it comes to being a sexy, she has it on lock, when we are alone doors closed, she blows my mind.

Sorry the pics I see are not HOT and I wouldnt look twice and any real man worth weight will tell you that.
Gbam. Pls can u be mi boyfriend 4 a 9th. Lol
Romance / Re: ? by malaria(f): 4:03pm On Apr 18, 2013
vivian chinaza:

grin grin. That's eh. The girl di nma ipia ngbaachara. But do u blame her? Love can make you do stupid things sometimes.
She is been used,Honestly she is d second pesin in d guy's life . Nxt time poster love wit ur brain not hart. As for calling yhu , d guy will call u but not when u expect , so try and 4get him he is not worth it. Love is not blind, people in love are blind.
Romance / Re: ? by malaria(f): 3:30pm On Apr 18, 2013
vivian chinaza:

I don't know what you are talking about ok? But if you read this story, you would see the part where the guy started withdrawing. And trust me most girls always know when there is another woman.

If a girl is naturally insecure? That's her problem, but if this insecurity arises as a result of suspicion? And this suspicion as a result of your action? Then it is your duty to make her feel secure!

In this case, the man is as guilty as charged. Its her life, I believe right now she is in a decision making process. But she asked for my advice, begging this man would not make things better. But at the end of the day, the decision is all hers.
Nne biko d girl Na pre-learner. D guy is just not into her, after 6months d guy no even send am.
Romance / Re: Ever Received A Rival's Call? by malaria(f): 7:56pm On Apr 13, 2013
lynpetra: Jolene...Jolene Jolene shugamania..am begging of you please don't take my man... embarassed cry
Pls don't take him just becos u kia. U r funny though
Romance / Re: Nude Picture Of Rihana by malaria(f): 9:13am On Apr 10, 2013
As I look at her pose, I only remember that eagle Abi hawk in that song take kia, she did with drake. So disgusting.

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Romance / Re: What Are The Responsibilities Of A Boyfriend Or Fiance? by malaria(f): 2:39pm On Apr 01, 2013
pDude: He has no responsibility. He isn't married to her. If the girl wants gifts, she should go and work.


Why is it always in Nigeria that a girl thinks she can laze around and expect a guy to fulfil her every need because she has one watery t0t0 angry

Nonsense
Ooops, guy were ya nwayo nah,u r In a public forum.
Education / Re: UNIZIK Wins Geo-sciences Competition Among African Universities by malaria(f): 7:27pm On Mar 27, 2013
aryzgreat: Great Unizik!

Pride of the state and of our nation!

Fountain of Knowledge and of wisdom!

Source of our hope and confidence!

Where freedom through education we gain!

With reverence we honour you!




Our Unizik! Our Unizik!

where we learn Discipline, Self reliance and excellence!

Great Unizik! We do hail you! We do hail youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Greatest! Giants! Great!






Am a proud alumnus of Graet Unizik!, Representing Wilderness faculty (Engineering). we rock! D uni of choice wia 5 yrs is spent for 5 yrs course without ASUU strike! Kudos ma alma mater!
Bros u still dey remember wilderness, then u were in d school during pita Éjiofor or ilochi okafor's regime as VC.

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Nairaland / General / Re: When Was The Last Time You Cried And What Happened? by malaria(f): 7:54pm On Mar 24, 2013
njazra: When i lost my fiancee. So sad
Pls how did u come about cos am n same situation NW.
Romance / Re: Romance by malaria(f): 2:53pm On Mar 21, 2013
Mynd_44: Someone should please slap the OP
I just did that.

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