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I think the dimwit was intoxicated. The alcohol affected his reasoning. That explains why he made his intention known.


Oh well, let him go serve some years behind the bar.

ITbomb:
I have been saying this.

You will be complaining of stretch marks if you take too much postinor.
Don't blame creams.

Positnor tricks your body to think it is getting pregnant, this prevents the fertilization of any sperm.

Your body expand a bit thinking that it is pregnant, after some time, it discover that it is not pregnant, it starts to shrink back to it previous size leaving behind those marks especially around the hips and arms and breast (read about signs of pregnancy and body expansion)

Young fella, levonorgestrel does not inhibit fertilization. What it does is inhibit implantation. The egg surely gets fertilized if all things being equal, but doesn't implant successfully.



Everything you posted is nonsense. What business does striae(stretch marks) have with postinor?! Striae is caused when the skin begins to lack collagen and elastin. How does postinor deprive the skin of those? And does every pregnant woman end up with stretch marks?


Are you a clown?

The OP asked a simple question. You fellas deviated from giving the simple answer to bickering over another issue entirely.




He asked ... Does postinor have an effect(s) in men?

The answer is.... Yes it does, but the effect(s) is insignificant.

You put your money in the bank, the bank keeps your money in their vault, clients come to borrow money with collaterals, the clients invest the borrowed money in productive ventures, they make profits, they repay the bank with interest, the bank gives you your money with interest at your request.

MMM does not operate like the bank. They have no asset other than the MMM website. MMM promises to give you 30% of your money. You only get help after providing help, and that's only when new entrants adjoin the scheme and pledge to provide help. There are so many naïve investors who had provided help and await to get help. But the problem is, there are few or no entrants to provide help!!

By Jan 14, if MMM was to unfreeze the accounts, according to the hopefuls, just how would the GHers get help if there are few or no new entrants to provide the help? Who in his right senses would join and provide help when everyone is apprehensive? Not even an imbeciile would take the risk of providing help.

In white and black, there must be 2 million PHers to provide help to the 1million GHers. And the subsequent entrants must be geometrically more than the previous PHers.

How on earth would that be possible when there has been a panic and mockery of the scheme?

Like seriously, what's going on? Is there a sort of religious marginalization on NL?


Mr seun Osewa created a thread on why muslims love their prophet and react to any utterance or caricature of their prophet more, than they do with their God. I tried to comment, but was shown a verification page to confirm I'm a muslim before I can comment. But here's a thread on christianity without any verification page shown before anyone can comment.


@Seun, you don't mind clarifying, do you?

"A mother does not eat until her child has eaten. A mother does not sleep until her child has slept. A mother does not dress until her child has dressed. A mother puts her child first.

Leaders, pastors inclusive, are meant to be mothers to their followers.
Why would a sane pastor buy and fly a private jet, with proceeds from the church, when these proceeds are from the contributions of members of the church. Of course not all the members are well to do. Quite a lot of members languish in poverty.

As a good mother, you don't put your wants over the needs of your child. Rather, your child's needs come before your want."


So for pastors buying and flying in private jets, I have one thing to say.....


.....You're terrible mothers!!!

The truth being said disgustingly and racially.


Well, it's better to hurt us with the truth, than pat us with the lies.

Postinor(synthetic levonorgestrel hormone) is an emergency oral hormonal pill indicated for sexually active women who must have risked having sex within their fertile/unsafe period knowingly or unknowingly. It does not prevent fertilization, but only inhibits implantation of a fertilized egg.

Can a man take postinor, and what's the effect? Well, if a man was to take postinor, the pill may insignicantly interfere with the normal secretion of androgens. So it does not have significant adverse effects in men. But then, in women, it is known to have great adverse effects, if taken frequently.

venatus25:
No one can explain why you remains a fool only God knows and only him will rescue you.
MMM Is a God sent program to liberate people from poverty, those against MMM are the central bank and the Federal Government because they all want people to be under financial slavery in order for them to control money circulation just as they want.
What pains me more is that you who is under financial slavery is fighting against opportunity of your freedom by spreading panic among peoples.
I'm an MMM participant, nothing can stop me from providing help whenever MMM resume.

Did you just say MMM is a programme sent by God to liberate poverty? By asking you, B, to pay 20k to A, then wait for Cs to join the scheme for you to get back your money with 30% interest.

And you have the audacity to call another "a fool", when it's obvious who the fool is.

Young man, MMM was an ingenious, lazy, economically unproductive concept of getting returns on money. It was time for it to crash, so it did euphemistically.

MMM is now history in Nigeria.

In Borno? I doubt.

I think what they discovered was "crude blood".

Justice is served.

A celebrity was paid N10m damages when she filed a suit against a media house for defamation.

A below average citizen, who got multiple slaps hot enough to boil his brain, is getting just N150,000.


Who says humans are equal?!

A man invested N1m. When he heard MMM has been suspended temporarily, he began a violent praying session. The way the man prayed to gain his money back, if they took him to the morgue, he'd raise the dead with his prayers.



When you have N1m and want a lazy return, that's what you get

I find it hard to believe

They just proved that most Nigerians are greedily dumb.

They started with a sensible advice... "Invest your spare money". Who in his right sense wld not invest his main money when he sees his spare money doubling, tripling? Of course he'd want to invest more, thus he'll take bit if not much of his main money to invest.


Christmas and New Year just got soured for many.

Greedy and lazy fellas.


simply take your 100k, buy beans, groundnut oil, frying utensils, grind the beans, fry the ground beans to akara, sell akara, get your returns, make profit, pay your tax, improve the economy, simple.


Greedy and lazy fellas.

Let me define one month....


...One month is defined as forever in Mavrodi's dictionary.

They were warned, but they didn't listen.

Hmm

ameezy:
Don't know her

That's because when she started her singing career by 8, you were still strapped to mummy's back crying for milk.



Like seriously, small adolescent Benita of yesterday is now a happily married young lady of today? Growth is wonderful!

PUSH1:
Is it your money that people are using. Why not mind your business.

If NAFDAC minded her business, I'm sure fake and counterfeit drugs would have killed half of Nigerians, including you.


I won't close my eyes and mouth and let my sons and daughters make money dishonorarily, disregarding the effects on the economy.

Recession is the time to put in physical input to production, to revive the economy, but not go about lazy means of making money.

eyeview:
Abe and Amechi will be proud of him.
I dont support killing but the set of policemen sent to Rivers had clear mandate to rig in apc. They deserve what they get

Respect and honour the dead!

He died in line of duty. He was sent to Rivers state on orders, to rig or not to.

Order is order!

Structural decadence

Did this nerd just say "MMM" is redistributing wealth and restoring social justice? By collecting money from the first entry investors, then ordering the next entry investors to pay the first entries, and convincing others to join the scheme, and hope the chain continues geometrically, depriving the country of economic development?


Sergey Mavrodi, you're an enemy of the state. Since you're the founder, the scheme started with pioneer entries(who are the regional founders) providing help to the tune of billions of dollar to your account and await the next entries to provide help to them, recovering their money with huge profits, then promulgate the scheme geometrically, till eventually the system crashes, and the last entries are unable to get back their returns.

It means the scheme was designed to rob off the last entries.

Confirmed evil genius!

He actually has a strong point, though his grievance is due to his company's loss, not Nigeria's revenue loss. Many mobile phone users in Nigeria have cut down on calls, and have taken to social platforms/media in communicating.

Albeit, Whatsapp and viber do not contribute to Nigeria's economic development, neither do they create employment opportunities. But where he got it wrong was asking the federal government to ban the social apps without creating indigenous social apps as alternatives.

Have we finished refining our crude oil?

This is like laying pipes from a stream to supply water to the sea. We're yet to refine our abundant crude oil, Mr president is thinking of laying pipelines from a neighbouring country to supply crude to KRPC for refining, a project that would gulp billions of dollars, money that would have been assigned to the repair and maintenance of our three major refineries.

Mr president, we need every available refinery for our crude oil, so we can at least cut down on the import of refined petroleum.

Which of the gods is she talking about? If she's talking about "God", I doubt he had a hand in her safety, because I find it hard to believe "God" left others to their fate and chose to save "a bad example actress".

So sad.

Africans!!! When other blacks are like coconut, brown on the outside, white on the inside, most Africans, particularly some lazy and un-innovative Nigerians, chose to be like a charcoal, black on the outside, and still black on the inside. Zero sense of reasoning, zero sense of dignity.

The point is, the scheme will surely crash, and the new entry investors will bear the brunt when it does. Those who participated and benefitted from the scheme are aids to the fraudulence, since their participation and cajoles got investors into the scheme.


MMM is simply a ponzi. There's no honour in making money in a fraudulent scheme.

I see no difference between MMM investors and those hungry fellas in Lagos that trooped to the beach to hack off chunks of meat from a dead whale washed ashore.