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....Fire on one end, a fool on the other end.


That man's tongue can cut a tree down

The truth is, we were deceived in thinking the APC change slogan stands for ..' We're here to change the situation of the country from bad to good'. The slogan simply stands for '...change the ruling party'. The way they are ruling this country, they are leading nigerians to a cliff.



However, PDP's new slogan lacks rhetorics. It's also senseless. Why use the same 'change' everyone has come to term with to mean hardship, devaluation, and inflation?! Couldn't they have come up with a catchy slogan like ....Back to serve you better.

faaz24:
How many children were killed or maimed by the inhuman boko haram, where was amnesty int.

In as much as I condemn unlawful/unjustly killings in the guise of extracting information, I think amnesty can do better than this.

Next time, if you don't have a sensible comment to make, just post 'RIP'.



Your comment is pointless.

That's Jagua. His drama wife was Julie(she's late).

Is there any evidence this lady was whipped by soldiers? If there is, the soldiers are in serious problem. They'll be made to face disciplinary committee and punished if found guilty.

This is one of the reasons why I hate this continent, this country. How can a sane defence personnel assault a citizen provoked or unprovoked?! It's madness. Go to developed countries, they don't recruit idiots or nonentity into their defence. But here in this God-forsaken country, you see some humans who aren't better than chimps being recruited into the military, the police. I saw a guy, who I heard is a chronic sport bet gambler, a riffraff, who can't even speak Nigeria's official language on the average, in army camoulage, and I wondered how in the hell he was recruited into the military, when there are graduates out there who at least understand human rights and are discreet to hand such kind of case with no brutality.




Can they please divide this country once and for all? The name Nigeria is beginning to sound stale.

North Korea should test their nuke on this country. I'm afraid it's almost finished for this country.

What?!

Our future generation is becoming the thief of tomorrow.

Luck just smiled at me, I got the contract.

JackBaueress1:
They do not need to increase the price of gala. All they will do is to reduce the beaf inside the roll or simply reduce the quality as the case may be.

I stopped eating gala because of their wit. They left the price at N50, but reduced the size of the roll. I was really pissed the day I bought a fresh gala and compared with the old ones I had in my refrigerator. The new gala has lost weight tremendously! Same with some noodle brands.

The effect of the inflation is tolling really hard!

Africa can be great if we work together!

Yinko:
Kindly post your number down here,if you are interested 4 whatsapp group for neco 2016 exam answers.

I can't overlook this. I hope you're not the one rendering the assistance to the youngsters, otherwise they are bound to fail. Actually, you need the assistance the most.

bravetentewa:
Proverbs 3:5 put your trust in the lord and lean not on your understanding (read the rest).... whether relationship or dating It is still fornication.. many men I know dated beautiful girls for 7years or more and still didn't see a wife material in them... you cannot become a wife by following useless threads on nairaland on how to keep your man when God is actually preparing him for a someone else...

When you seek God and shelter yourself in his wings good and God fearing will come to God in prayers and you'll be there answer... that's only when you'll hve an effortless lovelife.... There's wisdom in God's word.. Thank God for NCCF Eket, Akwa Ibom state.. I learned to fellowship through service and now my life is better

Was that write up too hard for you to understand? It says... Mistakes you must avoid in your relationship. So what part of the write up is unethical that draws a biblical review?


How many men do you know? Do you know Tunde Obe? Do you know Olu Jacob? You don't judge from the few unimportant fellas you know who dated their kind of pretty lady but didn't work out.



I just loathe the way most of you religious low wits go about your gaddam religion. Let me tell you something, if everybody went about his life the way you religious low wits do, I'm sure you wouldn't be opportuned to use a phone. Phones won't be invented. Cars won't be manufactured. Drugs won't be synthesized. You folks are mediocres!


There's one of your type who boasted never to have used drugs before, that the God he serves is his drugs. Just some months back, he fell terribly ill, they had to fix him on I/V infusion, antihypertensive medications, and antidepressant. His God didn't save him, drugs did!

I feel 90% of religious followers are robots who do not reason for themselves, or ask questions, or reason incisively.

How on earth did I end up in Africa?!


All these crazy stories only emanate from areas with high density illiterates, peasants, low IQ folks.


That senile old woman ended up in the gutter due to her mental ill-health. She needs to be checked in a psychiatric hospital.

And God watched on as his supposed servant defiled a minor in his presence?

But this same God was quick to strike Uzzah dead. Yet, he allowed such wicked act to go on.


If he could watch on and did nothing to avert this wickedness, then logically, he doesn't answer any gaddamn prayer!



Many have heads, but the heads are serving the function of a liver!

No common sense!


Trying to mask these marauders with a foreign nationality, just to avoid giving the fulanis a bad name, is an indiscreet way of handing them their death sentence.


Since these lankies are libyans grazing in another man's country, without a permit, without a visa, that makes them aliens.


Get these aliens out from the southern parts of Nigeria alive, or they'll be sent back to libya in b**y *ags

You hired 500 tricksters to do what?



Did lesotho hire tricksters for its actualization?


Did Eritrea hire prayer warriors for its actualization?

If your God cannot hear the prayer of one man, he won't hear the prayers of 40million people.


Independence is not prayed for, it's fought for!



These brothers of mine are nitwits!

Nightingale would be so displeased

When Jesus said... it is finished on the cross.., he was actually referring to Nigeria.




This country is a failed nation.

Here's the truth.....











Nigeria is finished!

subzidi:
Wow! And he locked her up and went into hiding thinking she was pretending! Nice story line and if I may add, wish you this kind of man to Mary your daughter/sister and perharps you get this type in the form of a woman! Oshisko!

Young lady, you didn't get me well.



There was no conspiracy. He never planned killing her. After he overheard what the wife was discussing with her boss, he felt rage, lost his control, then beat her up to stupor. He likely left her when he realised the extremity of his overreaction. She gave up the ghost later on, and on realising his mistake, he didn't know what to do. The only thing that came to his mind was to run for it.



I'm just trying to reconstruct the scenes that led to her death, since he claims he didn't kill her.

He'll be charged to court and they'll strike out the 1st degree murder charge(because there was no conspiracy), but they'll find him guilt of 2nd degree murder. That's life imprisonment.

The man is technically telling the truth.





He didn't beat her to death. He only beat her to the point of death, then left her alone. She later died from the injuries she sustained from the beating.




2nd degree murder!

Otth:
Okay, this is a challenge I need a solution to. My parents are saying no money no money when it is obvious that they have. My little brother is home because he has outstanding fees so I was wondering if I should give him my tithe to pay part while I pay the tithe next month when I get my next salary, I don't know what to do.

Mods please move it to fp, I need urgent solution to this.

No, don't give your brother your tithe money. Pay your tithe to the church so the pastor of the church can give his own brother who also has outstanding school fee to pay.



Is something wrong with you or what? If it was your friend who needed help, I would have understood your dilemma. But you're talking about your brother here.

Tithing is about giving to your God a portion of your monthly earning, according to your bible. What best way to give to God than to give to the needy?!


Use your head for the purpose it's meant for!

babylolaroy:
important as everything might seem, we will leave it all behind

Behind the cloud, is a silver lining.

Nuella222:
I was really shocked cos all this while I never knew u ar still in the dark . My people said that whenever a simpleton learnt how to use chewing stick he breaks every shrub found around his father's house. U went to some tiny tany skul and study a tiny tany course and came to this forum and expose your folly. Oh boy wisen up.

Smiling....



I can't remember university of Lagos being a tiny 'skul'. I can't remember MBBS being a tiny course. I'll let this pass just because you're a female.



Coming from your people, I don't expect much from them, considering the fact their reasoning is wrapped in their native wrapper.

Nuella222:

Don't be shocked swtie.



Meanwhile, did you hear they paid the nappers the ransom, and they are yet to release the priest.

Oh well, God is in control, like you believe.

LasoulMacuby:
Nay from what my source from the diocese told me, even after paying the ransome he has not been released.

Actually, I was being sarcastic.



If the nappers have collected the ransom and yet to release him, then I'm afraid they may have likely whacked him, to leave no traces.


So much for Psalm 105 vs 15!

samyyoung:
Beauty in d eyes of d beholder

The beholder has no eyes

ayanfe16:
the Lord that delivered Peter from prison will send his angels to set you free in the name of Jesus. amen
Amen o

It wasn't said that Peter was sentenced to life imprisonment, was it?!. If he wasn't sentenced to life, then he was bound to be released at a point in time.


People have prayed for up to a year for the release of the chibok girls, u knw the rest of the story.


They'll surely release the man no doubt. What I want to know is, if God will cause them to release him unconditionally, or if a ransom would be paid.

Vince77:
Dunno if u take alcohol.
I was wondering which drink i should order for you for this wonderful comment.

Can I get a glass of martini?