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Creamish:
Lolz...U have so much confidence in ur IQ. Please borrow me then. I'd like to see what U think U know with ur lack of experience on this matter. My response is based on the highlighted questions. Il place them below again just in.case you developed some amnesia while typing.

Hian! Na wa o! Abeg read the fabricated story again. Now read the part I asked when people no longer shut the door to their hotel room when having sex. So she was dumb to have left the door unlocked when she knew any1 from her relation, or her fiance's relation could come visiting at anytime!.

Let me guess what u may say to counter this,....... She was carried away, forgetting to shut the door, abi?

Dear creamish, what kind of cream are u? Hair cream or what? Think swtie, think! What kind of pathetic guy tells his friend to tell his story to the world?

The dumbest story ever on NL. I'm telling you.

We're following

Creamish:
I'm not single...which is what my opinion is based on. Been married for some years now. Attended some weddings as a bridesmaid and Iv seen the MIL come around to the Hotel room...not once...not twice.. It is neither a crap to be bought nor a premise to upload my IQ results.

Maybe I should borrow you my IQ so u can read the story between the lines.

Creamish:
U shuld know when to accept corrections. There is no need to trade insults.

That wasn't an insult. I'm just surprised a creamy lady like u wld buy such crap.

But then, u're correct about one thing, I'm still single, so are u! So, shld we give NL a story to talk about in future?

Creamish:
These questions make me assume you are still single. The MIL often knows about the hotel the bride and groom lodge prior to the wedding... She may decide to check up on the kids if she wants to... Often times, she checks up on her daughter/DIL. There is nothing abnormal about it.

When God/karma wants to expose you on ur stunts, He/it sometimes does it in a way to make you feel like the dumbest criminal/adulterer/watever ur sin is...something you would normally avoid/double-check will be forgotten.


@OP....tell ur friend he is better off single than committed to her.

Until u show me the result of your IQ test, I'll consider you gullible

Every tom dick and harry just comes up with anything his tiny mind thinks of as reasons not to do this or that.

Your friend mandated you to write his experience for the wrold to read?

Your friend's mother was there watching them in the hotel while the action was goin on?

How did she get to the hotel?

What was she looking for there?

How did she know the exact room they were?

So people no longer shut and lock the door of hotel rooms?

Fabricated stories here and there. This is one of the dumbest stories on NL

Been there too once. Well, I wld have loved to help, just that you're 700km away from where help is. I'm sure those closer to you wld do smthing to help.



This reminds me of an experience I had some years back. I was so broke, had an appointment somewhere afar, defied the brokeness, went to meet up with the appointment, cldnt beg for tfare cos of shame, had to trek 10km back home, got home and I was like...now I understand why some people steal. Well, u don't solve a problem doing the wrong thing. U solve a problem doing the right thing.

David and Goliath

So you're finished because you found out he has nothing? Not that he has HIV or Lassa fever? You're contemplating abortion because you can't feed?

You said you didn't want your parents to know you're 5months pregnant, so you left the house to squat with a friend for some days(not months?). So where have you been staying b4 spending the days wit a friend? Your mother cldnt tell you're 4month preg?

Well, if u're actually telling the truth, why not write to women affairs commission, they'll gladly take up your case. And please, don't let any1 here offer to help you with a place to stay. The only acceptable help is a job offer. Get a less or non-stressful job, then go back home to your parents.


(In my mind I'm like this girl was out for a rich dude, not true love. That explains why the dude cld cook up stories just to have her submit to him.)

She asked a question with good intent, the kids on NL responded ill-mannerly.

Well, after using a toilet, private or public, there's nothing wrong washing your genital. The question is, what do u wash it with?! Try not to wash with medicated soap, or disinfectant instilled water, as it may disrupt the balance of your genital flora. Use ordinary clean water, with or without soft soap(what they term toilet soap) to wash the genital.

Tips on how to use the toilet: When u sit on the toilet seat, try as much not to sit too close to the brim of the bowl. Avoid letting your genital come intact with the brim of the bowl. You can dress the brim with toilet roll tissue, and sit on ur thighs, with your bum suspended in the centre of the bowl. When you wipe your anus, wipe it away from your the lips of your genital. Wipe from the perineum across your anus upwards.

Hope you find the tip useful.

And she's a psychiatric nurse. A mad woman working as a pyschiatric nurse. What an irony.

An octet fraction of my pay goes to buying foodstuff at home. I must load my kitchen and my bedroom with foodstuff. I learned my lesson some years back when hunger made me drink garri 3times a day. Now I don't play with buying foodstuff at home. I was actually eating at a restaurant 3times daily spending at least N400 on a plate. When I did the maths of my spending per month eating in a restaurant, I realized I was dumb doing that. Now my bedroom is stuffed with bags of rice and semo, 25ltr of oyel, plus other ingredients. I guess I'm wise now.

Talentgift:
Pls is there reliable WiFi password breaker app one can use to connect to any WiFi with password. Thanks

This one question just shows your kind of human. You're a thief who doesn't know he is.

How about Nigeria? Is Nigeria not the only country her president is an illiterate? Isn't that a fact that sounds like a lie, but actually true?

Let them give her Nigerian watermelon to smash, before I can believe.

Where are those men who batter their wives? They should come and batter this one.

You prefer sms transaction? What kind of business is done thru sms? You want to sell a used product, and expect transaction to be done thru sms?

Well, offering price is N18,000. With an undertaken that it's not a stolen laptop. I hope you understand?!

So tragic!


With the rate these suicide bombings are happening, the NorthEast may never recover economically and socially.

So are u going to continue to fold your arms and let the disease eat you up? Don't wait for a breakthrough, because breakthrough has no schedule. Go and break through on your own.

Education is meant to expand the mind, so we can be able to think outside the box. You're there waiting for a company like Mr Bigg's to employ you as a supervisor or manager, when you can employ yourself in supplying some MDAs with breaktime snacks like well packaged eggrolls and chilled fresh fruits prepared zobo drinks. You're there waiting for British International School to employ you, when you can employ yourself as a private tutor, charging as much as N2,000 per hour in high brow areas, and charge less in low brow areas.

Young man, why wait for a breakthrough, when you can break through yourself!!!

From personal experiences, a lot of Rivers state folks are reprobates. Portharcourt most especially, is the Sodom and Gomorra of Nigeria.

Like I said, from personal experiences, I've come to realize most of them lack integrity.

Rent? Aso Rock? Is Buhari Govt a state govt or what?

Panthera pardus

Fast with your heart, not with your stomach!

Haven't they protested enough? Can't they tell when they've been pushed to the wall? Isn't it time to push back? You don't push back with a protest, you push back with a fight. Let them get this done once and for all. Isn't it better to die fighting, than to die protesting?!

TY Bello, as u don snatch the only bread seller I dey always buy bread from every sunday, maybe na ur house I go come begin chop sunday food!

TY Bello, as u don snatch the only bread seller I dey buy bread from every sunday, maybe na ur house I go begin chop sunday food! TY Bello, as u don snatch the only bread seller I dey buy bread from every sunday, maybe na ur house I go begin chop sunday food!

Akious2k2:
I'm glad 2 hear dis from a fellow Akokite... Nice thing u guys did

I don't knw if u remember some ladies who sold, or stil sell, provisions at the lagoon front... Iya bobo, auntie oyinbo, with one other lady with a cute son. They joined the guy in begging the soldiers. The soldiers threatened to spew their provisions on the ground if they don't keep shut. That was what angered me and my H.M. We were ready to w**te these chickens in military attires if they were adamant to let him go.


Let me tell u the truth, I only pretend to love this country. I'm getting tired of pretending. Our own president cld go to UK brandishing us as criminals, or having the propensity to commit crimes in other nations. Isn't it senseless?!

Is this a country?

I remember many years back in unilag at the lagoon front, a car pulled over at the creative art studio and asked for the direction to unilag guest house. The occupants were awua in their uniforms. There was a student who wore a camou short. The coconuthead officer ordered his aide to seize the short from the student. The aide called the student, and told him to remove the camou and hand it over. The guy pleaded that he wore no under-pant, but he wldn't listen. The aide came down with his horse whip. The guy was in a dilemma. Should he obey and hand over the camou and go naked in full view of the public, or continue pleading. At that point, my avengers and I, who usually come to the front to calm our nerves with u know, had to come to his rescue. We confronted the soldiers and told them, ordinarily, if they weren't in their uniform, they would have been floating in the lagoon. But because of the fact they are properties of the government, we'll kindly enlighten them that a university is like a mini country inside a macro country. It has a head and a parliament. It has constitutions as well. You can't come in here ordering a student to pull off his short(whether it's a camou or not). Maybe when he leaves the school environment, then u can abuse the power vested upon you by the authority(not that you're individually powerful). Well, they had no choice than to let him go becos they cld perceive the C.sativa and C.indica smell from us, and realised we're not ordinary students, not with tinted eyes.

Now I ask again, is this a country?

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Akious2k2:
I'm glad 2 hear dis from a fellow Akokite... Nice thing u guys did

I don't knw if u remember some ladies who sold, or stil sell, provisions at the lagoon front... Iya bobo, auntie oyinbo, with one other lady with a cute son. They joined the guy in begging the soldiers. The soldiers threatened to spew their provisions on the ground if they don't keep shut. That was what angered me and my H.M. We were ready to w**te these chickens in military attires if they were adamant to let him go.


Let me tell u the truth, I only pretend to love this country. I'm getting tired of pretending. Our own president cld go to UK brandishing us as criminals, or having the propensity to commit crimes in other nations. Isn't it senseless.?!

Isn't it senseless we're being led by illiterates with no civic education?!

The day I realised Nigeria is not a country, was the day I saw fulani herdsmen leading their cattle along major roads in abuja, when I went for posting. Motorists were patiently driving behind the herds. I saw it happen thrice, and they say we're a developing nation. We're just developing backwards!

If obasanjo can do it, Buhari should also do it. Let him go back to school from scratch. Let him write his common entrance, his J.WAEC, and then S.WAEC. Then he can apply for NOUN programme.

Well, I don't think Scale and Polish can whiten your teeth. But then, u can try brushing your teeth with hydrogen peroxide(3% w/v), mixed with baking soda, and colgate toothpaste. I'm sure ur brown teeth would whiten significantly.


I actually have a childhood friend who had polio and was crippled. He has spent all his life on a wheelchair. See, I asked him to tell me the babalawo that gave him the love portion he used in getting this particular girl that's madly in love with him. He smiled!

My point is, don't toast 'a girl', toast 'd girl'. Look out for the right lady who wld toast u if u're not bold enuf to do the toasting.