₦airaland Forum

tpiar:
Some morons like anything no matter how idiotic.

The kid and his fans, are no better than the rapists.
I felt rage when I read his daft comment.

Cutehector:
Lol and she would hav told her boyfrnd no sex till marriage


I just wonder d kind of look he'd hav on her afterwards.

Your post clearly shows how immature you are. If it was your sister that got raped at gun point, wld you utter this nonsense you just posted?. What are you 'lol' about a rape report? What's funny about it? And some idiots 'liked' this callous quote.

SexyStrawberry:
enrol her in an anger management institution, everyone has his/her flaws, she will get better with time, that's not an excuse not to marry her.

In that case, when a guy who has one flaw or the other, say like halitosis or B.O, toasts you, you wld also understand him and take step to help him overcome his oral malady right?!


People with history of violence should be associated with cautiously. Don't forget the story of the lawyer who stabbed her fiance to death in Ibadan. Don't forget stories of domestic violence in marital homes.

And Only mad men and mad women are unconscious of people's opinions.

Define Nigeria......



....Nigeria is a 'corn-tree' where people have to die before govt can offer the left behind jobs.


Immigration recruitment, they didn't offer the deceased job when they were alive, it was when they died the govt had to offer their left behinds automatic jobs. Now this again!

Can someone tell me just one thing that is working right in this 'corn-tree?!

chijen:
@matrix199, really appreciate the church invitation. However, I am an Anglican by birth but do attend mfm church cos of there doctrines. Since I don't av a job at d moment and a mum too, I tend to be frugal with my expenses. There is this mfm church close to my house, I don't spend much on tf, I also work for God in my own little ways cos he sees the heart/motives behind every action. Tnx once again, I want an 8-5 or 9-4/5 kind of job like civil service or a shift kind of job so that I can give my child the best, acquire a skill in fashion and designing and still work for Gods silently. Really appreciate ur help. I'm also considering relocating to Enugu since my mum whom I live with is retired and rent expires in may . I will really appreciate a job that can offer me accommodation or the salary reasonable to meet my financial needs as a parent/sister/child no matter how small my contribution is to my family. I could be reached via this email address :chidyjen@gmail.com.

It's going to be hard to get a nice job that offers accommodation. Unless you're looking for jobs that require 12-14hrs of your time daily, in which they may provide accommodation for you in their own interest, not urs.

I think the only area that meets your needs is the teaching area. Monday-friday, 8am to 3pm/4pm, 12pm on fridays.

How much is the rent per year? Let's see what we can do to help. Maybe goodhearted Nlers who earn comfortably, or are well to do, can assist in offering soft loans, or thereabout.

What's the point paying tithes to men of whoever they are, who wear expensive clothes and shoes, drive nice cars, when there are people who are in dire need of these tithes. I rather give to sm1 who genuinely needs help, than give to organisations who have twisted the book of malachi.

chijen:
At matrix199, really appreciate your reply and I really understand the issue of trust. Actions speaks louder than words and can't really start convincing you for that position. However, will be very grateful if given the opportunity to prove my worth. Nevertheless, will appreciate the opportunity in your organization /hospital. Tnx once again for your time and co-operation.

There's a church around high court in Apo resettlement, the road off shoprite. My aunt pastors the parish. If you'll be chanced on sunday, you can attend the service. It's actually a new church. After the service, she welcomes the new comers, and talk privately with each new comer. You can even join the choir or usher, since you stay close. Work for God, and who knows, God may just work for you. My aunt always expect me to come, bt I'll be sincere with you again, I'm an agnostic.

@chijen, sowi it took this long to give you a brief about the opening. I'll be very sincere with you. I called my aunt to find out about the opening, and she told me the present bursar just got married and wld be relocating to Ph to join her hubby. She's stil trying to get a replacement before the end of the month.

But then, I took time to ponder about this. The bursar responsibility isn't an ordinary one. It entails trusting the person with funds, school fees, receipt issuance, salary disbursement, payroll preparation, and so on. But I barely know you, no, I don't know you. If something was to happen, I'll be the one held responsible for it. I just had to think twice about this. I hope you understand me. The position is a very delicate position, and I think the proprietress(my aunt) should be the one to find a replacement on her own.

An opening in my med centre wld be out anytime from next monday. I'll ask my director tomorrow about it, and give a recommendation on your behalf. It's a P.R.O position. Let me ask, if he affirms, I'll give you the lead.

I'm sorry about the pledge.

missbronze:
Someone staying in Lugbe can still work in maitama.

Enter to sectariat from Lugbe, then find your way to anywhere in maitama.


Although, I still agree with you sha.

Hmm.

Well, there's always a good reason for every assertion I make. The reason why I said job seekers should indicate their location, is because of people who have openings close enough to the job seekers' location. Overhead on tfare, relative to salary is something to consider. Someone who stays in Lugbe and works in maitama, with a salary structure of less than 40k, wld end up spending more than 15k on tf a month, that's if he's prudent enough.

You get my point now?

A "doll"

phantonce:
Do lady's use tramadol?

Tramadol is an opiod drug for pain relief. Don't ladies experience pain like men do?

See what overspeeding led to. A vehicle on optimum speed won't experience a devastating effect with a burst rear tyre(s).

The vehicle is a reinforced utility vehicle. Only a high speed tumble can cause it to write off this way.

RIP to the demised.

So the peter parker that snapped the shot could only snap one shot right?
One distant shot is all the OP has to upload?

namedonfinish:
I am always good, u hear?
BTW, watz wrong wit my moniker..

wat are you discerning? biko..

Swtie, don't mind me o jare.

namedonfinish:
oda moti gbo...na u sabi jawe...

Ur moniker is enough for me to discern. Well, just be good u hear?!

Sam0805849612:
@ Matrix 199.

Am An Accounting Graduate with sound Accounting Knowledge (Accounting Packages and Manuals)

I am interested in that ur Aunts Foundation.

I stay along Abuja~Keffi Road.

I have sent a PM you

08058496121 whatsApp.

It's just one opening, and I already pledged it to the other lady. I can look up for something else for u. Are u ICT complied?

namedonfinish:
Hey pal, c'com... twas all for fun, nothing serious.. If I no get work I would rather sleep than go investigating people....




dey no dey follow you play ni, haha, u no sabi joke at all oo... tnz all d same...

Dem no dey follow u sef play ni?! Haba! U nos sabi discern play ni!


Women eh! They remind me of this axiom... "Never test the dept of a river with both feet"!

Coitophobia


Isn't it awkward to come on a social platform seeking for a baby father?

What happened to fertility centre where they can help you get a sperm donor?

Callie24:
I'm not Nigerian Im afro-american. I've met the most amazing Igbo man. He's educated, kind, respectful, funny, encouraging, basically if I could have asked God for a man he is better than what I would have asked for.

I really want whatever we have going on to become something more than dates chilling and having sex. He just got out of a relationship by no means am I trying to rush him. I just dont know how to tell him. I really like him and Im not trying to waste his time.

Should I just tell him or wait it out and not say anything?

Patience is a virtue. Give it time

namedonfinish:
amen ooo... tanz

The mistake lots of searchees make is that they seem to focus their searchlight on finding a mate, rather than finding a friend.

Find a friend stwie, find a good friend.

namedonfinish:
now am back... hv conducted allota investigations but I won't tell you my findings.. I tink I will kip calling baba God ... lol

Hmm....

It's alrite swtie. May God pick your call again.

One man tried holding in place the ark of the covenant, that was tripped on its way to the temple, but he got struck to death. Here's another man who stole from the church, but nothing struck him. Instead, he went home to strike his wife.

bardella1:
u were never in a relationship since u never saw ur gf throughout d relationship
Focus on something else
Love would find u

Fallacy!

If you want something, you focus on that thing. Focus on finding a good friend, cos true love springs from good friendship.

Only females may focus on something else, and love may find them. A man that yearns true love should focus on finding true love and as well something else. Do both, not just one.

bardella1:
u were never in a relationship since u never saw ur gf throughout d relationship
[b]Focus on something else
Love would find u]/b]

Fallacy!

If you want something, you focus on that thing. Focus on finding a good friend, cos true love springs from good friendship.

Only females may focus on something else, and love may find them. A man that yearns true love should focus on finding true love and as well something else. Do both, not just one.

Fact 9 is damn wrong. The eastern gaster snake is not the only snake that gives birth to her young alive. The anaconda gives birth to her young alive. The african rock python as well.

osesology:
You must be a yoruba boy, cos they always laugh with their mouth wide open.

I couldn't help but laugh at this observation.

The poster above me, I just wana ask..... Is everything okay?

Dareyyyy@ ba mi ja'iyo si so'gbo

All my scars don't seem to matter anymore, cos they led me here to you!
Ama wait then!

namedonfinish:
permission nt granted... I am the searchee, remember?
so, hold your peace until further notice..

Eh! She's doing shakara for me? Heyaa!
Swtie, gbe apa le so'gbo?! a jo'n searchee ara wa ni.

namedonfinish:
call on hold, wait lemme confirm caller's id.. *still checking d directory*

Smiling.....
When the goose is done checking, the gander will check his as well.

namedonfinish:
Together since 1961 is magical and romantic for me...


just dunno why... Baba God, please pick up my call oo

Grrring grrring!.........#picksthecall#..Hello, is that my missing rib?