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Waiting to see who'll cry the wolf..

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all, I have been wondering; why don't I ever have the urge for se.x?

When people tell me that you can't live without se.x, I don't seem to understand it. I can and have lived without it. So if I can,why can't you?

I'm in my early 20s and have never ever had the urge for se.x, I'm a Christian and very religious. what could this mean?[/color]

I never liked tuwo until I tasted a well seasoned tuwo from a good cook.

I'll advise u maintain your chastity till you're old enuf and ready for it. A meal is best enjoyed when eaten at the right time and on the right table(dinning).

A problem shared is a problem solved.

Abidex35:
You should definitely re -read my post, I was not directly referring to just her, but everyone who creates an 'help me post', no one needs to criticize their intention of coming to nairaland for Help ....., but I must confess, you need to work on your level of reading comprehension because I can see from the above post of yours that you couldn't for one bit comprehend what I posted.

Mistaken identity! I made correction already.

Vikings007:
its really funny how grown up "adults" now run to nairaland screaming "help" over every petty issue. You have Your husband, neighbors, Your entire family, yet You decided the most sensible thing for You to do is run to nairaland? Are You guys for real? Or just because You want to make front page You lose Your self dignity & common sense?

Your sister of 15 wants to "ruin You"- so You can't think of tutoring her some basic arithmetic or simply get a new sales girl? Is that rocket science? Smh.

NB: this is the business section, You can get Your petty advice in the FAMILY section

The more you think you know, the less you know.

You think u're an adult, but you're adulteratedly immature. How does her business concern you?

Your post is filled with jargons.

[quote author=Abidex35].....

Take your business seriously! Employ a competent sales person, or send your sister to a good private school.

She's ruining your business because you failed to realise your business is an SME. Why not employ an ad hoc sales personnel for 41days or thereabout, to help run your business, disregarding the amount you have to part with from your profit.

So sad.

I wonder when the world would be a better place.

I'll presume the car is free, since you missed out the price.

Taking laws into their hands!

Well, jungle justice is a resort to self justice, common to uneducated and uncivilized minds. But in some cases, it may just seem to be result oriented than the legal justice.

Don't risk what you can't afford to lose!

Well young man, one extra year won't do you much harm as continued gambling without a source of income would.

You paid big to learn a lesson. I sure hope you've learnt it!

Funkychic:
Barely a month i got employed in a Microfinance bank for my SIWES, and my boss seriously wants a sex with me!. Though, he's cute and handsome, but i can't just imagine having sex with someone working in d same organisation with me, not to talk of my boss. I av turned him down severally, but he has refused to take MY NO for an answer. ...what do i do to wave him aside and it wouldn't affect my job? I seriously need ur suggestions pls

Your job is a SIWES, get it!

Now do the logic. You're a SIWES personnel, not a permanent staff. If you said yes to his advances, he'd lay you, and then lay you aside, just as he's done with your predecessors. If you maintain you stand, you may lose your SIWES placement, but you'd definitely retain your dignity.

I still feel the reason some bosses persist in wanting flings with their employees is the "weak NO".

Let's patronise our indigenous products and services. People should stop seeking treatment abroad all the time. Students should stop running their educational programmes abroad. Let's give made in Nigeria a chance. The growth of our economy depends on it.

How much can I buy a time machine, along with this golf?
The only way I can enjoy this car is to buy it and take it back to the past.

Makanjuolaa:
see what i came across on my facebook page, but i dont know much about the story and am shocked. what her husband could have done to her that made her did such to him

What if the man was abusing their 3yrs old daughter?

Well, in as much as I don't fancy men doing men, and ladies doing ladies, I think these fellas should be understood. U can't force a man to love a food he doesn't fancy, likewise make him hate a food he's drawn to. If homosexuality is contrary to nature, there are other things straight people do that are contrary to nature.

We have a law against homosexuality in this country, he respected our law and left for another country whose law allows homosexuality. Let's desist from condemning him. If anyone must condemn, like Christ would say, let him be the one without a sin!

Taking sense of humor to another level.

Do they pay these kids for posting stories on NL? Why are there so much fabricated stories here and there? Imagine the distance from the bridge to where she dived to go pick whatever it is she swam to pick. How in the hell did the phone get to such distance? Let me guess, her friend tossed her the phone and she failed to catch it, is that it?

If these fabricated stories keep making FP, I may just consider buying a nokia torchlight phone and stay off social fora.

The hottest 'desert' is somewhere in Africa, probably the sahara or the kalahari desert. But the hottest 'place' in the world is the death valley, in California, USA.

RichYoungNigger:
Are you educated ??
I know got your education in Nigeria.
Nigerian education system is 900th on the table.
What do you know ??

Mojave desert in California is the hottest place on earth.

A horse farm or a homeless shelter looks good and beautiful more than a Nigerian university.

Can i see the pictures of the said University you went to in Nigeria

You're 1yr old I guess. Your fontanelle is still obvious

Are u sure hell hasn't relocated to naija? As in, b4 now, whenever I take a public cab, the passengers wld wind down the glass of the side doors. But today, when I took the public cab, the passengers wound up the glass because of the hot air blowing in.

The weather is so hot, it can boil a egg inside the ifundubulum* of a hen.

No matter how strong the male lion is, he can't kill 3 lionesses in a stand-off, let alone 5. The best he can do is beat them, but not kill.

Lionesses will back down when their pride male takes them on. But when the stand off is from a male intruder, in the absence of the pride male, 5 lionesses will tackle the male and hold him back, especially if they are nursing mothers. He can't beat them, because they have much at stake.

Fact file: Did you know the African lioness is the 8th fastest animal in the world?

Creamish:
Swerve wit ur IQ abeg.

Loool

C'mon swtie, don't be like this. Shebi I don apologise na. I may even give u a free medical check up

Creamish:
One of those threads u wish u never gave ur IQ d chance to reason for u... Lolz.

Ok let's drop it. I apologise for expecting too much from you.

So, let's have lunch? At madam nkechi food is ready canteen? . Or your MIL will also come there standing and watching us eat lunch, eh?

Creamish:
With ur high IQ.. "Nkechi food is ready plc" is a great example of a white collar job.

Abeg...stop embarrassing urself. Lawd knows Wat dumb reply I'll see next..

No sense of correlation! I'm disappointed.

I said I doubt you'd pass a white collar interview. U responded, and said u're on an interview panel. I mocked your claim by citing "nkechi food is ready plc".

See eh, I think u're draining my IQ battery. Let me unplug you shap shap!

Creamish:
. Lolz. Child iv gone waaaaaaaaayyyyy past ur rants. U can't curse me wit something I've got over a decade of experience in. Lolz...talking about passing a job interview... I'm on the interview panel boy!!!

Enjoy ur weekend...

Lol..... I'm not surprised you're on the panel, afterall, we're in Nigeria, crazy things happen. Besides, any1 can be on a panel, so long she's the owner of the organisation, or related to the owner. Madam nkechi of "nkechi food is ready plc" interviews those who come for sales boy and sales girl positions", so I understand you perfectly.

I've spent most of my life studying Panthera leo. I've gat loads of materials on lions. They turn out to be my favorite beast.

What transpired wasn't jealousy. It has nothing to do with emotion. Lions are social animals. Faithfulness is rarely seen in both male and female lions. What happened was just a spar to remind him of their coalition agreement. You see, the lioness needs him more than he needs her. She doesn't want him attracted to the other lioness, lest he gets distracted, with divided attention. In as much as the lioness do the hunting, the male owns the kill. Without him around, she can never keep the kill as there are lots of hyenas lurking round, waiting to mob a sole lioness, or even a small group of lioness, with the intent to steal their kill. With the male around, the kill is secured, because hyenas dread adult male lions a lot.

Don't u just love similes like.... As brave as a lion?! I saw a scene where a large group of hyenas mobbed 5 lionesses. All of a sudden, the male lion showed up from nowhere, chased down the matriarch(the leader of the hyenas which is the oldest and biggest hyena in the clan. It's a female by the way). The lion caught up with her and killed her. The other hyenas ran for dare lives.

I'm so crazy about lions. I love the creatures.

All he said was balance the story.

Creamish:
Yup! I was right. U did have some amnesia. I responded to the questions u asked that I highlighted. ..and u decided to single out the non-highlited question .

Moving on ...

Let me repost the dumb story in case u didn't read earlier with your glasses.

igwegeorgiano:
Women, they say are necessary evil that the men folks should learn to put up with for whatever reason we should. apology to all decent women out there.

My very good friend is in tears right now and has mandated me to write his ugly love life experience for the world to read. yeah things like this happens every other day and it takes the grace of the Almighty to survived it especially when everything that concerns you is woven around it.

My friend met his wife to be 5 month ago in one of the new generation churches in portharcourt . after the church service on this lovely day, my friend offer to drop her off at home. one thing led to the other they started courting with the understanding that there will be no sex till the night of their wedding.

That settled, they decided that every meetings will be at eateries or the church premises and this was the case untill last month January when preps for the trad and church wedding came up. both agreed that the traditional and church wedding should be done the same day.

On the night before the wedding my friend sent his driver to collect his ATM cards from his fiance who he actually lodged in an hotel somewhere in town. his driver got there, met the lady alone in the hotel room and delivered her fiancee message to her. the lady immediately, as though under a spell started undtessing herself and pleading with the driver to have her. without a second thought, the driver obliged her and the banging sessions commenced. they were still at it when the mother in-law opened the door without knocling and without their notice.

The mother in law stood there for a while watching a live porn movie btw her son's wife to be and his driver. Whe she made her presence known in yhe room after about five minutes, the lady was like "mummy its not ehat you think i can explain, its was the devil work" . she called her son to come over immediately. she narrated what she metvon arrival to her son. he inquire tovknow the truth from his babe which she admitted but blamed it on witches from her village.

The wedding has been called off and my friend is still soaking himself with tears and alcohol. He has swore never to have anything to do with any woman again in his life. Fellow NL are very wise and intelligent advisers. What do you think this young man should do especially in the aspect of loving again. he has actually mandated me to put is number so he can be reached to enable him receive advise from anyone who get to read his story.

Here is the number 09024809547. thanks as you called to advise a trouble soul.

My rhetorical questions were drawn from this pathetic story. Your response was based on general culture, probably in ur tribe or smthing. Can't u see this story can make onions cry?! Hian!

I doubt you wld pass a white collar Job interview! Alrite then, u can move on.