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Romance › Re: Which One Of These Is The Most Romantic by matrix199(m): 8:30am On Mar 06, 2016
Marry a good friend. One day, you guys will end up being talked about in your days.
Romance › Re: Which One Of These Is The Most Romantic by matrix199(m): 8:17am On Mar 06, 2016
They are all romantic. Pic 1 is most romantic in my opinion.

Well, this kind of together forever only happens to couple who married for true love, not those who married for luxury.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Pls I Need A Job In Abuja by matrix199(m): 7:31am On Mar 06, 2016
A job seeker should endeavor to indicate his location, age range, basic skills, and other necessary details.

You may stay in Lugbe and an employer who has a job to offer is situated in Maitama.

So always indicate your location, so those within your district can come to your aid.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Pls I Need A Job In Abuja by matrix199(m): 7:23am On Mar 06, 2016
Jonathan2787:
Need a job aswell just to pass time till next year, computer related job i don't care how much is the pay but it shouldn't be poor
You do a business to pass time, not a job. No employer wld employ someone who wants to pass time in his organisation. Mind what you say publicly, it may work against you somehow.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Pls I Need A Job In Abuja by matrix199(m): 7:19am On Mar 06, 2016
@chijen, there's an opening in my aunt's foundation, for the post of a bursar. Your accounting knowledge would be an advantage. The foundation is located in wuse zone 1, and an outreach along Abuja-keffi road.

If you stay close wuse, I can give you a lead.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Pls I Need A Job In Abuja by matrix199(m): 7:06am On Mar 06, 2016
One fact is that Abuja is an Administrative city. It's not as highly commercial as Lagos.

80% of people working in Abuja are public office workers(govt jobs). Now getting a public office job is like walking on a line with one leg. It's not easy at all.

Well, apart from the fast growing banking sector in the capital city, another growing sector is Education. Private entrepreneurs have taken charge of basic and secondary education. There are fast growing private schools, thus the demand for teaching staff is high.

Job seekers should try to run a short post graduate programme in Education, to gain basic TP knowledge, and harness this growing sector.
Nairaland General › Re: Doctor Don't Worry I Know I Am Going To Die - By Mohnice by matrix199(m): 6:47am On Mar 06, 2016
Look on the bright side, at least you didn't lose your money to theft. You spent it solving other people's problem. Do you know what it makes you? A HERO!

Have you read the story of Job in the bible? Pick up your bible and read it.

Now stay positive. Stay alive, for those who love you, but most especially for yourself!
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Job!job!!job!!! by matrix199(m): 6:36am On Mar 06, 2016
Do you have the facility for the process of carbonation( dissolving carbon(IV)oxide in water under pressure)?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Job!job!!job!!! by matrix199(m): 6:35am On Mar 06, 2016
Pick up a chemistry textbook and read about carbon and its compounds.
Education › Re: Man Commits Suicide After 6yrs Of Writing Jamb Without Passing (photo) by matrix199(m): 6:02am On Mar 06, 2016
Whoever took the picture could only take one picture eh!

99% of most stories posted on this platform, with only one snapshot, are fabricated stories.
Education › Re: Please, Withdraw Your Child If He/she Attends This School. Ministry Of Education by matrix199(m): 7:28am On Mar 05, 2016
obontami:
sounds like what lai mohammed wound say if the school belongs to APC government grin
Lol


How about it sounds like what someone who can turn an error to precision, would say.

If the American golfer, 'Tiger' Wood is named tiger, what's wrong in naming the giraffe 'mouse'?!
Education › Re: Please, Withdraw Your Child If He/she Attends This School. Ministry Of Education by matrix199(m):
The giraffe is called 'mouse', just as some humans are called 'goat', 'pig', 'monkey', and so on.

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obontami:
sounds like what lai mohammed wound say if the school belongs to APC government grin
Lol


How about it sounds like what someone who can turn an error to precision, would say.

If the American golfer, 'Tiger' Wood is named tiger, what's wrong with naming the giraffe 'mouse'?!
Politics › Re: Ese: Finally Yunusa Speaks by matrix199(m): 5:20am On Mar 03, 2016
....I'm 18yrs

.....I met Ese when I was a keke napep driver some years back.

Some years back like 3 or 4yrs? It means he drove keke napep right when he was 14yrs old. So he has been driving keke napep as an underage kid?
Family › Re: Lioness Beats Down Her Mate When She Spots Him With Another Female (Pics) by matrix199(m):
K9blunt:
Wao, this is enlightening. I personally fancy wolves.

Majestic, loyal to a fault and don't fancy trouble.

Unlike lions that are polygamous in nature, male wolves on the other hand mate with their respective females for life. When it comes to hunting the male wolves go out in a pack to hunt, bringing their respective kills to their females caring for the home and cubs.
I love their arrangements
Yea! Wolves are loyal and faithful beasts. The alpha male and the alpha females mate for life, unless one is killed by a large prey like the moose, or by another bigger predator like the grizzly bear, then the other wolves wld fight to earn his or her position. But if the other male wolves are related to her by blood(sons), she would never allow anyone of the sons who wants to succeed the late alpha male wolf, to mate with her, until an outside male, who is strong enough to lead the pack comes to entice her. The alpha female's urine contains a hormone that suppresses the fertility of other female wolves in the pack, rendering them sterile. The alpha male wolf exerts his authority by regularly bullying the younger male wolves into submission.

What I like about the wolves is the way they hunt. Unlike the lions that stalk and ambush their prey, the wolves announce their presence to the prey, letting it know their intention. They wld chase down the prey for several kilometers till the prey wears out. When they finally catch up with it, it's dinner time!

But I love lions a lot. The male lion is designed for two purposes: to mate and to fight. The roar of a lion is dreadful. It can be heard 5km away. The wolf is principled, the lion is ruthless. After a take over(when a younger and stronger male lion(s) take over the pride), they kill all the cubs. This is to ensure the mothers quickly come into heat/estrus, for mating. It may seem cruel, but that's how it is in the lion society. The male mate as quickly as it can, so the expectant cubs can grow under his protection, within the limited time he has to own the pride.

I've always wanted to be a zoologist, but I ended up in the medical line.
Education › Re: Jamb Has Killed Me O! by matrix199(m): 9:54pm On Mar 02, 2016
This country needs antibiotics.

Only in this s*** country would you hear that an examination body upgrades the scores of candidates as compensation for hitches experienced during the exam.

The reason why JAMB is upgrading the scores of candidates is becos most candidates scored very low, and won't be shortlisted for the post-utme test in their respective institutions. The institutions have secretly queried JAMB. Thus, JAMB is upgrading to meet the demands of the institutions, who are particular about making hundreds of millions of naira from respective candidates thru the post utme test.
Forum Games › Re: Arrange These Words To Form A Sentence by matrix199(m): 9:22pm On Mar 02, 2016
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Forum Games › Re: Arrange These Words To Form A Sentence by matrix199(m): 9:18pm On Mar 02, 2016
Whichever way the words are arranged, it stil gives a sentence. The OP never said arrange the words to form a meaningful sentence.
Romance › Re: God Is Punishing Me, Someone Please Help Me..... by matrix199(m): 4:29pm On Feb 28, 2016
It has nothing to do with God. You were sexually lethargic, that was why you couldn't go a second round. You're likely 33yrs above, and tend to have stressful weekdays at work.

What you need is a good antioxidant, plus enuf rest. Quit smoking or drinking if you do.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Teaching Job Vacancy by matrix199(m): 3:58pm On Feb 28, 2016
opeyemiahm:
Good day my people.. we are all searching for job. i pray we have our dream job easily. while await the dream job, lets engage our selves in something good doing like teaching.
there is teaching vacancy in Holy field Private School, Okokomaiko, Lagos State. for the following subjects:
Computer Studies
Fine Art
Basic Science and
Agricultural science.
free to contact me for any question
I bumped into this thread accidentally, and I couldn't help but notice your misconception. In your second statement, you ruled out teaching as a dream job. Do you realise teaching is a professional field? Teaching isn't a profession you fall back to as a palliative. I know a lady who earns N350,000 monthly as a head teacher. How many bankers, or accountants earn that much?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Help! They Refuse To Employ Me Because Of My Hard Face by matrix199(m): 3:35pm On Feb 28, 2016
Plus your weak tongue.

Your stern look is just a decoy. The real reason why they didn't employ you is there in your first post. Read it again and identify the reason.
Education › Re: Can Jamb Mistakenly Send Someone What's Not His Score? by matrix199(m): 3:28pm On Feb 28, 2016
seankafor:
I wrote my exam on 27th Feb. so this morning I saw an alert from Jamb telling me that my score is 161.
meanwhile I am sure what I wrote that dat shii can not be my score.
now to the whole truth.. teachers of the subjects I sat for were the ones who helped and answered all of the questions.. I also croschecked the ones I knew especially biology, and it was all the correct answers.
now only for Jamb to send me161.. I have gone online to check it but it seems that their portal isn't yet opened..
so who has had this experience before.. and can this be a sort of mistakes or what?
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MODIFIED.... ITS OFFICIAL. 161..

THATS MY FATE AND I ACCEPT IT.. .. I TRIED.. EVERY BODY TRIED.. BUT NATURE SAYS OTHERWISE....

..LIFE GOES ON.

TO THOSE CRITICIZING.. ITS GOOD BUT IT WILL BE BETTER TO CATCH A GLIMPSE, REASON OUTSIDE THE BOX BEFORE U CRITICIZE... LIFE CHANGES, WHO KNOWS IT MIGHT BE U TOMORROW.?
If I was your father, I would beat the living day out of you. You scored 161 and you have the audacity to console yourself that you tried. Arrant nonsense!
Celebrities › Re: Olajumoke Chilling In Her Bath Robe In Hilton Hotel (Photo) by matrix199(m):
You don't help a fish by taking it out from the water to the land. You help the fish by taking it out from a shallow water to a deep water.



All they succeeded in doing is make her a figure head.

Did they bother to ask what her dreams are?
Celebrities › Re: The World’s Richest Actor According To Guinness Book Of World Records 4. by matrix199(m): 6:49am On Feb 28, 2016
I love this man! He's undoubtedly the best in hollywood. There's no role he can't interpret. No cast he can't play.
Celebrities › Re: OMG!!! 5yr Old Boy Caught Having $ex With A 4yr Old Girl In Backyard (disturbin) by matrix199(m): 6:41am On Feb 28, 2016
Ok
Politics › Re: "I Would Rather Invest In Agric Than Give N5k To Unemployed Nigerians" - Buhari by matrix199(m): 6:13am On Feb 28, 2016
Ok
Christianity Etc › Re: Nigeria Will Gain Nothing By Killing Rev. King – Igbo Group Begs Buhari For Pard by matrix199(m): 10:38pm On Feb 27, 2016
So this is what biafrans intend doing to murderers if biafra is actualized, to pardon people who commit murder?

This group has no common sense.
Romance › Re: I Was Not Honest About my age And Now My Man Wont Forgive Me by matrix199(m):
CaroLyner:
seems like you're desperate for marriage cause you're 35.thats why you seem to think you're in love with this guy.all i see is desperation.
If by chance he forgives you for lying, i'll advice you see him physically first before thinking of marriage.
What qualifies her as desperate? The fact she fell for someone she met online? Or the fact she seems to want to align the relationship to the path of nuptial tie?

She isn't desperate. She's just remorseful, and expectant.

Listen to this track,,'start of something good', "u never know when u're goin to meet someone and ur whole wide world comes undone....". Love can be initiated anywhere, any avenue.
Romance › Re: I Was Not Honest About my age And Now My Man Wont Forgive Me by matrix199(m): 8:29am On Feb 27, 2016
The age isn't the reason why he's mad at you. The lie is! He's apprehensive of ladies, particularly ladies on social media. He assumed if you could lie about your age, you could also lie about other things.

My advice is, send him a detailed explanation why you lied about your age, and offer your unreserved apology. If he doesn't accept it, let him be. This would be an acid test. A man who can't forgive, can't love!
Politics › Re: "Why We Cannot Expel Cadets Who Tortured Man For Complimenting Female Officer" by matrix199(m): 8:22am On Feb 27, 2016
2014 armed robbers and kidnappers can now walk freely then, since it's been more than 6months they robbed and kidnapped.

This country is sick.
Education › Re: JAMB Adopts Item Response Theory To Reduce Possibility Of Guessing Answers Right by matrix199(m): 8:28pm On Feb 26, 2016
It's simple, the software would mix up the right answer with closely similar wrong answers. E.g " I'm in dire need of an ................
a) Acomodation
b) Accomodation
c) Accommodation
d) Acommodation

If you don't know it u don't knw it! Move along!
Health › Re: Have You Ever Been Molested By A Male Doctor? (share Your Experience Ladies) by matrix199(m): 5:33pm On Feb 26, 2016
Hmmm. Who's the indian?

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