₦airaland Forum

The first feedback from the desk of Ameachi since Is to report a failure. Meanwhile his spirit has not fully left rivers state politics.
We should not even talk of his boss who keeps gallivanting from pillar to post looking for what is not lost. I really don't pity the duo. It is those poor souls who are still justifying their actions rather than call a spade a spade.
You will all be like skeleton come 2019 if care is not taken.
And why should there be an Abuja to Kaduna rail line anyway if not for Jonathan's failed attempt at romancing the northerners. Little wonder he lost. The more viable options are Lagos to Ibadan or Port Harcourt to Onitsha or Aba. These are people that have money to pay to ensure the sustainability of the project. We all know how majority of the hausas travel to far-away Lagos, now they are building a luxurious rail project for a short distance trip. Another show of shame!

Good morning all. Please which type of net can I use as hapa to breed in a big pond? I am planning to do a cage setup to put inside the pond

El-rufai should watch his back these few days. Even if you don't believe in God, you must be careful not to offend Him. There are real prophets and there are charlatans. This was someone that predicted that we would all be putting so much pressure on Buhari when he enters and it's happening.
He also predicted Ocholi' s death among others. Not like those that predict football scores, some choose their words more carefully so we all have to beware.
What if he truly dies tomorrow, wouldn't it be seen as a direct consequence to his actions?

Greetings. I need quality clarias broodstocks in Owerri. Who has for sale? Also where can I get the gelatine feed to buy here please?

I am sorry to say this but you people are just bunch of publicity seekers. We all know you all can afford to do much more than that.
Besides since you were not even mandated to use your personal funds, so why go through the effort if you could only give these paltry gifts as a group? and you all had to take the picture like it's what important to you

Dear sir, the careers section is not visible on a mobile device.

It's unfortunate enough to be incarcerated in a country like Nigeria when even the free citizens are still in bondage. If the country were any better, most of the peeps in there would be walking free today.
Meanwhile take a look at how a forward thinking country treat her prisoners in the most humane prison in the world. "It was created with a focus on rehabilitation that is reflected in its design. Its design is projected to help inmates reintegrate into society easily by simulating life outside the prison." It's how prisons should be and not the poo we have there in Kaduna.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halden_Prison

We are sorry we believed. On a second thought, we are not really sorry, because we have seen them using ladder to enter an airplane before so this one is as common as Lagos agberos.
Meanwhile Nigerians are not that foolish to go everyday like this to school. We know better than not putting planks and stones on such a road, no matter where we are. Our government inaction has taught us to be wiser.

Is this a tech joke or what?

Which species of clarias did you call it? Are you referring to Clarias gariepinus?

Why don't you try it to enlighten us further? We could all benefit from the knowledge of it. I am just hearing of a CI module for the first time and apparently it must have been at the back of our TV sets these while

As someone who served in Akwa Ibom state, I think all the facts highlighted are true and applies too. The development is only concentrated in specific places in their states. Let's pick somewhere like Osun or Ondo for example, these states have much 'life' in the capital but other parts are not dead zones as it applies in the South South.
Their love for education is also alarming. I wonder how they think without education, anyone can make much headway in today's economy. When yoruba single ladies are doing masters and PhD, their ladies are more interested in marriage and beauty.
Their unenterprise is also baffling. I once entered a restaurant on Monday afternoon in the heart of Uyo and they only had garri (eba) on the menu but no meat/fish. I felt like cursing the woman. When mama put in Lagos can boast of 8-10 different foods on the menu before 7:30am. Don't you even think of getting recharge cards from street vendors at this time.
I wonder why they do not imbibe the enterprise spirit from their igbo neighbours.

Meanwhile in Uyo, Akwa Ibom state where the best stadium in Nigeria is located, they mounted giant outdoor TV at plaza, the city centre to transmit whatever is going on at the stadium. I think they had a foresight of this scenario.
I recommend that these abokis take a cue from that.

VickyRotex:
" I still wash his undies until six years ago that he insisted I should stop."

I'm not an English Teacher. But I think that's an Oxymoron. It's contradicting. You "still" wash it and yet you stopped washing it 6 years ago.

But we get the point though.

Be correcting English there, alaakowe. Someone of her net worth can add new words to the dictionary even if it came out incorrect.

Poor soul. After killing him, they are deciding to immortalize him. Rather shameful he had to be the sacrificial lamb.

Mr Ambode, you are the one that will take your own bare hands and spoil Lagos. You collapsed Igbo's shops, you sent Hausa marketers away, and now you are proposing to drive away Okada riders.
As far as I can tell, the Okada's know their boundary on major express roads as you barely see them. If you go to neighboring Cotonou where there are more bikes than cars, you would know that it's possible to modernize and live in harmony with the usual.
The best thing I suggest that you do is to create routes for Okada's like they do in Cotonou and enforce the use of helmets for both riders. In fact, a route for Okada's alone will ensure people get to office faster.

texazzpete:
In a time of austerity, committing N4bn of scarce state resources to an elitist project is seen as 'working'?

Nigerians sha.

Leave them to it, for it makes them feel good. I think the ones from Imo understands things better, I heard they once blocked the state government from building an hotel.
People are yet to realize how serious the state of the economy is lately, so it's best they feel it first hand when it comes upon them.

This website is becoming rather boring, predictable and wildlife unfriendly. If anyone kills a snake, capture a tortoise or other animal, that would become a trending topic for the day.
I hope your competitors won't follow the same trend, cos it's disgusting.

While we embrace the prospects of the nuclear technology, we must however proceed with caution. The image of climbing a plane with ladder at an airport is still fresh in our minds, and if that were possible, we could be shoveling radioactive uranium with bare hands some day.
If the government must proceed with this plan anyway, I will recommend somewhere like Akwa Ibom, Ebonyi or Katsina, but never in my own backyard. Hahahahaha

It is unfortunate enough to have to pass through the Nigerian tertiary education system. You will have to experience cramped lecture halls, inadequate facilities, prejudiced lecturers, and worst of it all, you will be lucky to escape with low grades to battle for your career in a messed up economy.

This stu.p1d Ameachi forgets that he he now a minister of the Federal Republic. Still dragging Rivers state politics with the contenders after all these years.
Every day, people keep dying on the roads, yet we are yet to witness a single breakthrough from his office. Like Buhari, like Ameachi, bunch of fakezoos

When countries around the world are outsourcing production to China, Mexico is outsourcing hard drugs to Nigeria. This collaboration scares me silly!

Meanwhile our navy kill crocodiles with guns and our foot soldiers can be disarmed by unharmed, protesting women.
What is even more beautiful about these guys is that they never maltreat their civilians irrespective of these though trainings, I believe.

They voted you in because you were going to be their messiah, forward few months, one story or another keeps springing up.
Few weeks from now, NYSC will release corp members into the job market, ready to join their colleagues. Meanwhile there has been no single recruitment across govt parastatals in this regime.
They keep recovering stolen funds here and there and BVN keeps revealing multiple ghost workers, yet the arithmetic is not working out favourably for the country.

...So they could further contribute their own quota to the rot we face today right?
For one thing, Fashola is teaching us daily, that excellence in governorship position does not dictate excellence in subsequent political leadership roles. I wonder how Nigerians still think their redemption still lies in any political candidate.
We had better relinquish our independence by reintegrating back to Britain, contract the country to a private sector to rule (e.g Google) or divide as regards popular notion if we really want to be sincere with ourselves

That space is such a waste of prime real estate. If truly that middle portion of land we all see when we cross the River Niger to Onitsha does not flood all year round, then it should be made a five star off-grid resort with all enjoyable amenities to think of. Not a farm!

Enjoy the pomp while you all still can. We all know it is a big joke, no wonder actors came to grace the event.That university will soon be scrapped, the moment APC assumes leadership in the state later in the year.
I don't know how any right thinking administration thinks it can support 3 state universities, with other tertiary institutions. Wasteful bunch of people!

I wonder exactly how the poor animal got to be a treat to national integrity. Anyway, maybe it is a secret spy from Benin Republic, as those ones have mastered animal espionage.
Nigerian armed forces... Been clowns since 1946.

; well maybe the artist really drew a mouse there and his village witches decided to do meeting on his career one day. Lol

I stand with Idris on this one o, abeg. The girl is 18 years old enough to choose what she wants with her life biko.

aribisala0:
Not true and that is the basis for the ignorant agitation for moving headquarters of companies away from Lagos. In Nigeria companies pay company tax to the FG regardless of where they have their headquarters but people ofte mislead others about this and ow this idea has been taken international. It is wrong.
Companies that operate in Nigeria will normally pay based on declared earnings. I do not believe these companies earn much IN NIGERIA

So how exactly does the government know the total declared earnings of Google Nigeria? or if exactly they are being truthful?
What is to stop them from doing a business and demand their clients to pay to their overseas account? These oyinbos are very crafty o. I'm sure Google Nigeria did not open an office to count how many people use Gmail in the country.