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Relief is here at last!

Are you a bus owner and you're about to or you've been given unnecessary high blood pressure?

The end to all those wicked stories about how the bus keeps drinking fuel like water, how police seized the bus all day, how the bus was held in traffic for hours.... The list of these stories is endless.

Your relief is here. You can now sit back and enjoy your consistent returns without even worrying about the maintenance and repairs of your bus.

I know of a very reliable and transparent company that will run your bus and pay you per day, month or per year. Anyhow you want it.

This is the breakdown of the buses return.

14 seater: N5,000 Daily, N120,000 Monthly & N1,440,000 Yearly

18 seater: N6,000 Daily, N144,000 Monthly & N1,728,000 Yearly

22 seater: N7,000 Daily, N168,000 Monthly & N 2,016,000 Yearly

All you need do is sit back and earn your returns with no stress whatsoever.

Condition.
Your bus must be in perfect condition.

For more information about this company, pick your phone now and dial,
0802 910 4664, 0809 591 9701<whatsapp>

And if you don't have a bus but you know someone who is suffering because of the way his or her bus is been run.... Kindly do them a favor by telling them about this opportunity. Give them this number 0802 910 4664, 0809 591 9701<whatsapp>

owukpa:
A man identified as Emmanuel Idah has narrated how God miraculously saved him and two others from the pangs death in a horrific auto mishap.


Mr. Idah and others occupants were ridding in a Volkswagen SUV when the tyre busted and the car veered off the road, somersaulted severally and landed in a bush.

The Otukpo-born, Benue State man, who attributed the narrow escape to God, said two other occupants of the vehicle are in hospital but stable at the moment.


"Ghastly but we all survived. I had slight scratches. Two are still in hospital but stable. To God be the glory. Join in thanking God and praying. God I awesome!" he said.

http://www.idomavoice.com/2016/09/see-how-this-family-escaped-death-in.html

If he wasn't over speeding, the car can't sumerasult.

ayusco85:
future impossible tense

Na you think so. If I create a product worth N5m and 5m millionaires buy from me. What do you think?

I want to be a centilionaire.

Baba iyaaayan

In less than a week, McJohn Procurement will become a company recognized by the Federal Republic of Nigeria as a legal entity.

Which means that we have the capacity to enter into agreements or contracts, assume obligations, incur and pay debts, sue and be sued in its own right, and to be held responsible for its actions.

We hope to serve you to the best of our capacity in:
¤ General Printing Services.
¤ Sales and Supply of Agricultural Tools, Machines and allied products.
¤ Sales and Supply Educational Materials and Consultancy.

Our primary aim is building a cordial and lasting relationship with our esteemed clients.

Who are we aiming to serve?
Bakers,
Animal feeds producers,
Chinchin & Snack makers
Schools (All levels)

All you need to is ask, and will be there to serve you.

Contact us:
0802 910 4664, 0809 591 9701
Email: info.mcjohnprocurement@gmail.com

Best regards
McJohn Procurements

yuncka:
How Abia State Government Turned Down My Logo Design, Be The Judge (pics)

The New Abia Logo was unveiled few days ago and I received the news with shock. I pursued this logo for over 2yrs and in the end another logo was chosen.

*August 2013*
There was a call/announcement for submission of prospective state emblems through the BCA (Broadcasting Cooperation of Abia State) radio. I visited BCA and was directed to submit my entry with the office of the Secretary to the State Government, then headed by Dr. Nkpa O. Nkpa. Mine was later chosen and I was assigned to work with the Permanent Secretary of the Ministry of Information, Chief. Nathan Harbour. After a number of corrections, insertions and modifications, Chief. Harbour introduced me to the then commissioner for Information, Dr.Eze Chikamnayo, who took special interest on delivering the emblem; further adjustments were made on the emblem. However, towards preparations for the 2015 elections all matters on the state emblem initiative vanished and this is a bit understandable given the demands of our electioneering in this part of the world.
With a new government in place, I drafted and sent several proposals and reminder on the emblem, in addition with an anthem & a flag. Incidentally, on October 1, 2015 the governor called for entries on a state emblem and anthem and I again submitted mine and followed up, constantly sending reminders to the governor's social media platforms. I also exchanged mails with the Chief Press Secretary C. N. Nwakodo on several occasions concerning the entry.


Disappointed? Maybe
I am a bit disappointed not that my entry missed out on being selected for the state emblem, but that my work in every way can challenge and best the current choice in criteria as quality, interpretation and order. I put in my best with logo standards like that of Lagos and Osun state. But I will let my fellow Nairalanders be the judge.


Dear Mods, help me take this news up..

Your logo is not bad but the one chosen is better. It's more mature and simple.
You felt disappointed because like you said, you were looking at other state's logo when creating for Abia state.

Work harder. You're not a mediocre.

kunle3:
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Oga, why are you people like this? You come on someone's advert and put your own. It this normal?

When all I need is just N800,000 to start a meaningful life.

klinro:
Oga calm down. There is no 1gb/2gb RAM phone with a 5000mAh battery for 22k. The cheapest you would get is 45k.

You talk as if RAM is the only thing in a phone

Taaaaah.meshionugi dia. Tecno L8plus, 2gb Ram and 5050mAh is N36500.

This man resemble duffy.

Yes, treat them well but not as royalty. Don't make them feel without them ur company will fold up. Let them have a feeling that you have lots of customers like them and you try your best to satisfy them all.

As you respect them, they also need to respect you. I can't allow a client rule me. I am the one doing them a favor.

In fact there are some clients I tell off.

tosin400:
Cool FM On air personality, Destiny Amaka flaunts her toned body in a two-piece bikini while on Vacation...

Source:http://www.flexygist.com/2016/08/26/photos-cool-fm-oap-destiny-amaka-puts-her-amazing-bikini-body-on-display/

Thank God for bra. If not.......

maestrojay:
He deserved it this year.. No doubt.. very wonderful player..



but dont get is twisted.."Messi is the Greatest"

*case closed*

Greatest criminal.

samueldinho:
The European and UEFA Super Cup champions are one of the seeded sides in today's draw, which is to be held at Monaco's Foro Grimaldi (18:00 CEST…5:00 PM in Nigeria).

The European and UEFA Super Cup champions will begin their quest to become the first side to successfully defend the Champions League title under the competition's current format on 13 or 14 September, whilst the final will take place on 3 June 2017 at Cardiff's Millennium Stadium.

In the group stage draw, Real Madrid for example cannot play another Spanish side, nor can they face any of the other clubs from Pot 1. Each of the teams have been placed in the respective pots based on the UEFA club coefficient system, barring Pot 1, which is made up of the winners of the major leagues and the defending European champions.

The pots

Pot 1: Real Madrid (Spain), Barcelona (Spain), Leicester City (England), Bayern Munich (Germany), Juventus (Italy), Benfica (Portugal), Paris Saint-Germain (France), CSKA Moscow (Russia).

Pot 2: Atletico Madrid (Spain), Borussia Dortmund (Germany), Arsenal (England), Manchester City (England), Sevilla (Spain), Porto (Portugal), Napoli (Italy), Bayer Leverkusen (Germany)

Pot 3: Basel (Switzerland), Tottenham Hotspur (England), Dynamo Kiev (Ukraine), Lyon (France), PSV Eindhoven (Netherlands), Sporting Lisbon (Portugal), Club Brugge (Belgium), Borussia Monchengladbach (Germany)

Pot 4: Celtic (Scotland), Dinamo Zagreb (Croatia), Monaco (France), Besiktas (Turkey), Legia Warsaw (Poland), Ludogorets Razgrad (Bulgaria), FC Copenhagen (Denmark), Rostov (Russia)

Barca
Man city
Sporting lisbon
Celtic

She knows she's beautiful. Facial water colouring is a manace.

hornybee:
Lemme just buy fuel for thunder generator. No b small thunder go faya una.

You're hilarious. You made me laugh so hard.

Thank you.

This happened to a brother who feared he was going to be crushed by this mad people.


"I almost lost my life this morning as this truck driver came from nowhere and crushed us. He won't even stop and all attempt to make him do so almost led to loss of lifes if none as I speak. He kept running towards iyana oba road. Twice we caught up with him but he would not stop . Our driver tried to climb the truck to make him stop but his companions shove him off the truck . The man fell hard on the express.The wicked truck driver took off again and an angry mob has gone after him. Don't blame I needed my change from conductor and he won't even hear my pleas that I had no extra cash on me(cashless Policy).

I really do not know what the outcome will be. I hope the angry mob does not take it of out hand and the wicked driver on the other hand is ready to kill anyone.

Whoever recruits driver for this psp Gold duke I think that's what the company is called needs to revisit this drivers appointment. He needs to be taken to a psychiatric home and be taught the value of human live.

God! I have never been this shaken. I called the number on the truck and I was told' Thank God for life' .Yes thank God for my life. What about the life of others who went after him? What about the life of the not-ok driver' and his bad companions?

I am really scared and still shaken, I have never had to beg this hard for my life. Wanting to jump out of a moving vehicle because truck driver was willing to crush us if we attempt to stop him."

ChangeIsCostant:
This is quite alarming. A report has gone viral online of a woman who died and was buried in 2002 at Epe area in Lagos. According to a witness, due to the recent road construction going on in the area, the woman's corpse was exhumed but guess what, it was found the same way it was buried 14 years ago. This has been trending on Facebook with so any shares and likes...

Read what was shared by the witness below;

Can someone shout a BIG ALLAHU AKBAR.A woman that died for abt 14 years back.And has been berried. they nw went to uproot it,due to the road construction that is going on at epe,unfortunately they met it as it was berried right from year 2002 to now 2016.ALLAHU AKBAR

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/08/womans-corpse-found-same-way-it-was.html

Stupid liar. Berried and uproot. Olodo oshi.

Lol. If I hear kpenren? If it happens then I'm sure I will wake sweating profusely. It must have been a terrible horrific nightmare.

omogidi234:
I don't understand this Country. Are you the one in the video or not?

Guy, God go bless you and your generation for this question wey you ask ooooo

Rexhenrex:
I Am Very Confused What Should I Do?


[b]For sometime now i have been trying to hide this problem of mine,but now i can't hide it any longer because its really getting out of hand i just had to muster courage to type this because a problem shared ,they say is Half solved.

whenever i see a girl i like i would want to get her and assure my self that i will date her and eventually marry her i will also tell my friends that once i get her am not going to date any other lady.but when the lady agrees to date me after highest a month i would get tired of her and break-up with her. the longest relationship i ever had was 2months and it made me feel bitter when i heard a guy saying he is in the 3rd year now with his g.f i was just wondering how he did that. its really not funny i told my bestie bout it and she said maybe its because am an introvert and its because i don't have sex with my g.f so it gets boring for me and currently am dating a girl but am getting bored again as usually and i really love this lady but i fear i will soon break-up with her again and i don't want this to happen...pls how can i enjoy a relationship without involving sex ??

Matured minds please its really important and perhaps others might benefit from your advice also.thanks![/b]

Ask yourself what attracts you to a lady? If those things have to do with physical attributes, then, you can't keep a relationship. For me, I can't do without my bae's kind and soothing words. She makes me thick. And I'm content with her.

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Well done sir. So you can't open your own thread? So, you have to post you advert on mine.

Tkayhandsome:
2 Types Of People Who Wouldn't Like Daddy Adeboye's Words Recently


The General Overseer of the Redeemed Christian Church of God recently made some comments on marriage that didn't really go well with some people and here are two(2) major people who didn't find it funny

1. Girls/Ladies who cannot cook: Who would agree with me that almost all girls who cannot even boil egg didn't find daddy's message funny. Because of that, they abuse, accuse and misunderstood him. Believe me, no man loves to eat out when he can possibly use that money for his wife to prepare something that would last than spend it just on one plate of food that won't go anywhere at Mr Biggs

2. Jobless Men: Pastor adviced ladies not to marry a jobless man and almost all jobless men didn't go well with it. An angry man even called him a bastard because it didn't go well with him. Ladies be wise. Such guys can kill. Listen to daddy and take note. Marry a man with vision.even if he is yet to land a job, soon he would.
You can add yours if you know of any.

Whose Daddy?

tosin400:
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So two days ago, Basketmouth shared a photo of a $58k watch and made jokes about it, saying he's only going to buy such if it can tell him the time Jesus is coming back, when corruption in Nigeria will end, etc. Well his former friend/luxury watch collector, Cool FM Oap Freeze, shared a photo of himself wearing the watch and looked like he threw shade at Basketmouth, saying a watch can't tell him that, that he should give his life to Christ and get rid of bitterness/malice.


[img]http://2.bp..com/-klJyXeEprRw/V6GWi4jd2FI/AAAAAAAKE8w/XMt2_yRRcRwEMbl_0fGZteKUv2S6jQlTwCLcB/s1600/1.jpg[/img]


Source:http://www.flexygist.com/2016/08/03/freeze-throws-shade-at-basketmouth-over-his-rolex-watch-post/

There's someone in need of N10m for treatment. Here someone,just one person is wearing a wristwatch on N23m.

He is a fool. Nobody can emulate Jesus, we can only imitate him.

Funny man of God.
First, do servants of God retire from active service of God?
If God does not want any sinner to die... Seriously, who are you to want them dead?
Even among the desciples of Jesus Christ, we had bad heads but Jesus never cursed them. Instead, he corrected them in love.

If these religious groups are truly God's... And not business ventures. All these things won't be happening. Selfish interests cos of monetary and material gains is the cause of these.

By their fruits you shall know them.

Rexceedo:
http://tribuneonlineng.com/i-wont-seek-vengeance-killers-abuja-preacher-adeboye/

I still wonder why all these big pastors can't still understand the simplest truth in the Bible. Jesus said we should pray for God's Kingdom to come. From where? From heaven. Yet these people wants to do the opposite. Go to meet the kingdom in heaven. Who will be left here on earth?

Hmmm. These prisoner Messi fans shaa dey find something to take talk bad of our Ronaldo who is a tax payer. If he signs all autographs and takes all selfies with fans..... He would have ran mad.
So, I don't see why this is news and a front page material.

Wait ooo na Toyin Aimakhu with all these big big vocabularies? I fitint believe oooo

cheekyleggy:
If you can't get your reply from what I posted, you are too unintelligent for me to continue a conversation with.

Have a great day.

We know your type. You enjoy using derogatory words on others. Let's wait and see.

cheekyleggy:
If you can't get your reply from what I posted, you are too unintelligent for me to continue a conversation with.

Have a great day.

We know your type. You enjoy using derogatory words on others. Let's wait and see.

cheekyleggy:
You are just irrational and lazy in thought.
My mother won't live with me in my matrimonial home so the issue of leaving him to die will not arise. But in a n Emergency situation, he is not a weakling and would be expected to be fit, not to help himself alone but also others.

Children would be saved, then the elderly and thereafter the tired middle aged ones.

The index story even proves it all. The wife was safe and so were her children and the mother too. It all requirea common sense which most of u av failed to have. Just being emotional and spitting what the 'bible' says about your wife.

Did you answer my direct questions?