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dlex21: seriously u didnt really av 2 go thru al these...the answer is 10kegs

Ignatio: What will make a Chealsea fan support Arsenal to win a match?

f i o: Guys, solve this paradox: what happens when an irresistible force meet an immovable body?

dlex21: there is fuel scarcity and Ejiro has successfully broken into a warehouse containing 14kegs all filled with fuel.
Six of these kegs contain kerosene and the rest contain petrol.
Each keg contains five liters of fuel and is completely sealed.
If all the kegs are identical with no way of identifying which contains petrol or kerosene,
What is the minimum number of kegs that Ejiro must steal for him to be certain that he has at least 10litres of kerosene in his possession?

NOTE: answer with explanation o!!!

meritdee: 9-5+5x0+3 =......?

meritdee: A man and his son were in an automobile accident. The man died on the way to the hospital, but the boy was rushed into surgery. The emergency room surgeon said "I can't operate, that's my son!" How is this possible?

enkoby: Dailynews please get your facts right. my husband works in Shell, and he told me that husbands and wives work together in the company. pls o,it is not illegal in Nigeria for spouses to work together in the same company. it depends on the company policy and the rules of the company in their Memorandum and Articles of Association.

welovethee: You lie a lot. You know why? Your so-called brother and or causin should have have told you that DPR is not a subsidiary of NNPC. Please go and reconstruct your story.

chic2pimp: What a load of tosh this is

First of all who is tipping Italy to win?.......As far as I know the Azzuri are third favourite if not fourth Favourite to win the tourney. So I ask again who is saying all this things? All i've heard all week long from pundits and writers is how ordinary and average this Italian side is.

chic2pimp: Barely made past Croatia? Did you watch th match at all. They tie shoulda ended in the first half had the boyz been more clinical in front of goal. Fair dues to Croatians though they came back strongly in the second half(partly due to the Prandelli's tactic of trying to defend the lead). Mind you there is nothing wrong drawing with the unlucky Croatian side who not only would have topped any of the other two groups but also gave spain probably the sternest test they'll face in this competition.

Molested by spain in the 2nd half yet still created gilt edged opportunities. Are u half asleep or sedated when u watch Italian matches?....Or is it just pure Jealousy?

mbhs139: it is you that should stop deceiving yourself. Is the summit so important than the lives of fellow country men that the President can not send delegates to the place? You see, President GEJ always miss every opportunity to warm himself into the heart of Nigerians with the way he goes about somethings sometimes.

Now, please answer this question, if the President were to be asked how is Nigeria, or if he were to mount the podium and give a report about Nigeria, and like Abati said, that it is for the good of the country ... and could only mean trying to woo investors to the country, what will he tell them about Nigeria?

Will he say Nigeria is fine ... everything is under control ... we are ontop of the situation ...infact, I had already condemned the killings of poor Nigerians ... and handed everything to God's hand ... read psalm 91 ... and sued for peace? Are these the type of reports that brings investors into a country? We aren't talking about ground nut sellers here, we are talking about institutionalise people who have a minute-by-minute security report of our country at hand. You know what, they will just look at our president, shake their heads and feel sorry for him and more sorry for us, because every word that is going to come out of Mr. President's mouth on that podium would be nothing short of lies-upon-lies.

However, we would have been saved of the embarrasement of a liying president if he had send his apologies, telling the world leaders that, 'look, I've got to fix my house'. As a reminder, you will recall there was a riot in a part of London last August. Incase you may not be aware, David Cameron, the UK Prime Minister, had to cut short his trip (I can't remember whether it was a conference or he was on holiday somewhere) to come and attend to the matter on ground. That was just a riot, a one-off that can't be compared to our ever recurring bombing of churches in the third suunday running.

I beg, enough.

REALITY101: You re just a Heat fan who knows shit about bb

naturalwaves: @MBA EMEKA,D truth is wen REAL lost 5-0,Barcelonia was invicible at dat tym [/b]and a lil bit f tym was needed [b]b4 d table started getting turned against them.Mou is human and not a god so he needed a lil bit f tym and ow long did he take?very little as u can see things 4 urself ryt now.He has even sent PEP packing.
2)Barca lost just one match in 09 and kuldn't get up to 100pts(wich is a record).Does dat change anything abt this REAL team being d best so far in d history of a la liga run going by d rsults and performance?
3)It's so funny 2 see u callin 5-4,2-1 scorelines dishing.Y didn't they rpeat d dishing in El Classico?
4)U must be kidding 2 av said Mou was begging kneels down 4 Barca job.Mou wil neva beg 4 a coaching job ok.rather,it is clubs dat beg 4 his services.Just lyk Inter did.
5)U said in d last 5 year,Barca has either won it or get a semi final exit.Winning som by crook right? Did U rmemba dat semi final match against chelsea wen d ref turned down 4 penalties.It must av been an order 4rm above.Did U see Platini's face wen Chelsea won d CL?There's even godfatherism in football ,even wit Barca's array f stars,they'v got godfathers.Wat a shame!
6)Finally,how long will it take u 2 accept,and put it on ur head dat;JOSE MOURIHNO IS THE BEST COACH IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD.This is not my proclamatn,football players said it,other coaches said,analysts said it,viewers said it and dat means he's no match 4 PEP.Did u get dat?If U'r still in doubt,google it or beta still,conduct a poll and u'l see ow MOU will flog PEP hands down.If PEP gets up 2 30% vote,I'll give u 5k.

naturalwaves: Ofcourse,d 5-0 bashing was definately based on defensive miscalculatns [/b]courtesy of PEPÈ but dat kuld happen 2 any1 and Mounrinho said it categorically dat he needs good defenders after dat match.U are so funny,collecting d league 4rm a team dat's said 2 b 'd best team ever in d history f d game' wit d best players in d world is a feat dat can only be achieved by a genius and who else if not MOUNRIHNO.Don't u feel losing just 2 games in a season is awesome!? [b]No team has ever lost just 2 games xcept REAL.Is talent not suppose 2 superceed money?How many REAL players can match BARCA?In case U don't know,MOURIHNO need not av multi million pound players 2 achieve great feat and just in case ur memory has failed u,he did it wit FC PORTO,a team dat had Benny Mcarthy(d south african) as d main striker.He won d UEFA CUP and d CHAMPIONS LEAGUE wit dat team dat was stated as d smallest team ever in terms f evrytn 2 av won d CL,they even came 2 d competition as underdogs.D lyks f Zaneti and oda warlords of Inter wuldn't av tot they'ld still lay hands on d CL cup yet he did it and beat d Almighty Barca enroute final.Wen it comes 2 importnt matches,Mourinho just lyk drogba delivers more and he's no match 4 pep.If Kadira Ikhana had coached dat Barca team,they'ld still achieve dose silverwares.Let PEP go and coach Porto even now dat they av a beta team and let's see wat he'l achieve.Sowei,d Coward will not even go. lol.

logicboy: It seems that the Op and his cohorts are not very bright. They are slaves to a chruch/religion that needs their ignorance to survive.