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muykem:
Tinubu has 55% chance while Atiku has 30%. Peter Obi will come 4th after kwankwaso with 5%.

We shall see.

JovialJune:
Fvck off from my mention...... schmuck.

Not when your agenda here is peddling of falsehood and the obvious hate for men.

Going back to the roots of your paronoia may well provide clues to your being a rampaging bîtch who pollutes the cyberspace with her toxic fumes.

Broken dreams?
Heartbreaks?
Serial relationship disappointments?

Perhaps all of the above are causative factors that have rendered you this self-destructive misandrist.

JovialJune:
I don't care about your point, all you guys know and cry about is sex sex and more sex, does emotional weakness automatically mean sex? It's like you need Google and dictionary to define emotional weakness to you

Op clearly shows he is emotionally weak by crying and assuming what hasn't even been told to him yet, he quickly came to nairaland to complain and seek validations from nuisances like you just to create problems for his young marriage, yet you daft human with a -0 IQ chose to gallivant on my comment,

It is not my fault if the danging saggy schlong between your legs sums up emotions for you to hyperventilate on sèx, it still did not cancel the fact that MEN ARE EMOTIONALLY WEAK, everything you do centers on and display high level of WEAKNESS, you guys can murder your woman if she so much as talk to another man, that is how WEAK you are,

If you hurts you that I pointed out this basic fact about men, go off yourself.

I barely could piece together the incomprehensible gibberish you wrote, interspersed with emotionally-induced grammatical bloopers.

Your punctuations are incompliant with the standard expected from someone with the basic intellect required to engage in an enlightened discourse. It leaves me with no choice other than to conclude you're a gutter-bred bìtch with the poise of a street urchin.

Your post is clear, you don't need to re-explain. You're just an insincere bîtch. If you weren't swapping pen for dicks in your school days, you definitely would have sounded more educated or a bit more polished in your literal presentation.

JovialJune:
You obviously lack basic comprehension, so all you could deduce from my comment is sex, to the extent that you had to describe sexual intercourse to me

Are you sexually starved of something, because I don't see the correlation between emotionally weak men in my comment and sex.

On the contrary, I think your cognitive strength falters by the sheer weight of your intellectual dishonesty.

You didn't see any correlation in your post between emotionally weak men ( who couldn't handle who their girlfriends had sex with unlike their female counterparts)

Your submission is sex themed alright, depicting how women handle sexual betrayals as opposed to men. So what exactly are you trying to deny?

You find my bluntness a bit unsettling, no doubt but, you lack the intellect and honesty to present an equal rebuttal.

Sex is never the same between a man and a woman, that's the basic point

Firstly, I think it was somewhat improper for you to be vacationing with your wife and your unmarried pals in the mix.

2ndly, women don't forget such. Your wife obviously has something to say which she's not ready for at the moment. Give her time. She owes you that explanation. In as much as we try to avoid the past, but when the past comes knocking at the door of the present, it means the ghost wasn't given a decent burial.

Dominickhune:
There is this girl I have been married with for one year plus now.. One day we decided to go for a vacation to abuja.. In the vacation she met some of my friends..we sat down together friends things.. Some of my friends are still single.. On our way back.. She told me that one of my single friend face is familiar.. I asked her more about it and she said that she does not remeber what transpired between them both but she was certain that the guy once toasted her in school..(we all schooled in the same school)... I then told her that she should be open that it's a thing of the past but she kept insisting that she does not remember.. She told me.. Its a thing of the past that we are married now and that we should focus about the marriage.. And I was telling her.. Yes.. That is true.. But I need to know about her past when confronted and everything.. That she needs to tell me the truth.. But she kept insisting that she does not remeber.. We had this to an argument that she told me to go and ask my guy..

Now what would you. Advice us? Because I am of the opinion that the past matters when confronted with it.. But she was like it does not matter..

Please.. No one is perfect.. We are all progressing..need suggestion and advice

Drawing parallels between men and women in relation to sexual intercourse suggest something fundamentally wrong with your perception.

During sexual intercourse, you, JovialJune is the host. You open your gate and he drives in. Sometimes, and much to your discomfort, he may need to squeeze in so tightly when the passage to your ball room is a little narrower. And the dance requires a lot of friction, leaving the edges of your gate blighted and sometimes bruised. He normally leaves the floor of the ball room damp with the fluid of his excitement. And long after the party, long after he's gone, you're left to do the clean up alone.

JovialJune:
Men are weak and very emotional beings, ladies have no problem with who their boyfriend/husband's had sex with, but if reverse is the case, you'd see men hyperventilating, yapping spittle everywhere, wailing non stop as if they've been betrayed and their lives have been cut short,


Oga Op what exactly do you want to know, that your wife had an affair and had sex with your friend? Oya yes she had sex with him, sheybi that's what your mind is telling you abi? Yes it happened, so what do you want to do about it? divorce her right? Do that now, you'd finally have peace of mind abi....

All these immature adults getting married these days sef

Starkly different from two generations down, this generation of fathers seem more bonded with their kids. And much more loved too. And the reasons seem simple enough --- they seem much more fun and funky!

While especially the last two generations of fathers had a more strict and military style approach in dealing and relating with their kids, today's fathers seem to approach child bonding on a completely different angle.

While some mothers seem to nag and scold their kids a lot due to added stress from work/career, some of today's fathers are seen by their kids as a buffer zone, a safe and cool spot to escape mom's constant rebukes.

With the evolution of smartphone and virtual gaming and physical sports which are traditionally men's turf, kids are discovering how fun and cool daddy can be when he introduces them to some hands-on gaming experience and some other physical exploration children are known to enjoy.

Who knows, we might as well count it as a positive from the gender equality campaign, since most mothers these days would rather mix career and child raising, giving fathers of today more time to bond with their children. And with that, it can be said that the age-long antics of mothers using their children as weapon against the father in marital dispute is gradually declining -- sadly though not for lack of intent but for lack of opportunity.

Maddict1:
Good Evening my Ogas and Madams in the house.

I'm looking towards changing my surname to both my mother's name and my father's combined together. I am currently bearing that of my dad who was a deadbeat till his death and I don't see why I or my unborn children should solely take his name and write off the woman who toiled hard to bring us up, it's unfair to her in my opinion. I already know the steps to take. Court Affidavit - Newspaper publication - Nin/Bvn. I'm sha confused on the Nin/Bvn part cos I read somewhere that NIMC usually asks you to change it on your BVN first before coming to them and Banks on the other hand will ask you to go change it on your NIN first before they'll effect the change on your BVN, pls is this still a thing? How do I resolve it?
Also, I'm currently in my 3rd year in the University, will this affect me in any way? Do I have to go to NECO office to effect the change too?

I'm grateful for your inputs in advance

I've read most of your posts here but, one question remains; is it your mother's name you're joining up with your father's name or your mother's surname?

Esama:
We have already know what lead to this I'm a bini man I registered at ifako ijaye without attack from anyone...You will surprised that those people went there to insult Yoruba people. Not only igbo are in lagos other tribe are there without thugs attacking them.

Irrespective of your take on the subject of discourse, which by all means is your personal opinion, as entitled to you as a free citizen, I'll object strongly to the stench emanating from your grammatical and punctuation bloopers.

By nairaland rule 22, I declare you unfit for any human gathering requiring base intellect.

SHINJA:
Busy body

God bless southsouth and southwest

One brothers

South South kill you. Where we take relate, even politically?

Thunder scatter you. Criminal!

iiifedimma:
anthony m okeke also known as Faith S. H, he just opened another account today with plewin he is a very notorious scammers on nairaland. He has been busted on several occasions. Don't fall in to a victims of him with your hard earned money please, he is well popular here as a greatest scammer on nairaland please be warn

Below is how anthony M okeke Faith S.H, the scammer operates he has scam a lot of people here their hard earned money don't send a penny to him again if you like yourself because he is a confirmed fraudsters

-He will always create an account with a pitiable moniker like SolicitHelp, praygrace, blessings, sisters and so on

-He will then target interesting topics that may likely hit front page and drop a good comment that will get him so many likes and shares.

-In the night around 8pm to 10pm, he will change his gender to female to gather pity and edit the post he made in the morning with a pitiable story of how he is suffering from septicemia. He will alter the spelling of septicemia by adding either r, c or h so that one cannot search and find him using the search bar

-The next day, the previous posts are deleted and he creates another account and the cycle continues always because he never get tired of scamming people here

He has scam a lots of people here with a touching heart story, he even add a video to it to fool a lot of people's please try to ignore him he has already make a millions of naira here on nairaland by scamming a lots of people's their hard earned money

Anthony Munachi Okeke AKA MUVA, the inordinately ambitious, low brain cell idiot has been a career criminal all the time of his sojourn on this forum.

LesbianBoy:
So she is now comparing herself to 'ororo'. This one like to feel among. I am sure it's someone that told her ororo speaks English with an accent which by the way is not true

Are you serious regarding the emboldened?

Unshackled:
oh men no be small cutting dat guy dey collect o

See how he puts the great city of Warri in negative light. What a crass display.

Unshackled:
no, I just want to see your mental impairment made manifest in moving pictures

You're a disgrace to those cheap burial ceremony cameras you use to project your behemoth analphabetism!

Discombobulated quack!!!!

You should go to the village and start farming.

We can't be having food shortages in this country when idiots like you are in the city pretending to use their brains.

Bloody lecherous mediocre!

KWAKAWAKAWAKWAAKAWAKA

Felimax:
Go to bed! Stop been a clown!

You are spending all your energy to respond to a foolish man. What does that makes you? A compound fool!

And what good citizen upon sighting a raving mad man on rampage doesn't fulfill his civic responsibility by taming him until his lunacy is contained?

It is one thing to be stupid, but a forceful fool is rare. Now, I'll put the lights on you until you hit the spotlight that has eluded your failed Movie producing career.

Felimax:
Oga I have given you your award already, leave the queue. What level of a daft are you? I won't give you more than once. They even gave you standing ovation, is that not enough?

Ok sir, no hard feelings. Please go to bed if you have one.

Overwhelmed with delusions, are you? You don't have an award to give neither are there any queue seeking your attention. And you're the one obviously in need of a bed, to get your crackhead a rest. You'd need some detoxicant while at it.

You've spent too long a time burying your head in the sand with an air of false self importance.

Mr Movie producer.

Felimax:
Bravo! What an educated fool!
You really wowed me honestly with your level of stupidity.

All hail the one and only most outstanding, well educated bush man of Kuvuki land!!!

Bravo!!!

In a country where the average IQ is said to be abysmally low, you managed to standout as a bona fide idiot with an intelligence behind the national curve.

I tell you, you're not worth the papers upon which your educational credential was printed on. You're an embarrassment even to the sensibility of the citizens of a 3rd world country as ours.

The earth cries in rejection having to bear the weight of a mass of human pus like you.

PeerHub:
Hmmmm.


Both parents want us to resolve, I keep saying I didn't send her packing, when she feels dim she can come.

I'm not not comfortable with the part where I should be the one to go bring her luggages back to the house.

This is why I've come to ask if that's not foolishness.


If I do go, what could be the possible consequences.

There's more at stake here than your ego. Fact is, she's proud and simply doesn't know her place. Neither has she learnt her lessons. All the tendencies point she'd do it again.

As a man, it is your duty and charge to set a standard. With every of your decision (action or inaction) you do set standards and she picks them up and make judgement about your person. And this judgement is what lead to her frivolous stand of you coming to pick her up as a condition for her coming back.

It's time to set a new standard, one that will earn you back you respect as a man and provider.

Whenever she's ready, whenever she misses you bad enough, she should find her way home.

No self-respect, no sense of shame, no dignity, no respect for the hole in-between her legs. What a tramp and a cum dump who fûcks for financial gratification.

It's all about the money as far as the bîtch is concerned. And she's ready to screw her life over if this human money making machine is walking away.

Felimax:
Attention craver! You must be kidding me. As if I give a hoot about you. Who are you by the way?

You make it seem like it's all about me, depicting the narrow room of circumference for your cognitive manoeuvring.

It's all about you and your asocial disposition stemming from the tendency to stir up controversy albeit stupidly.

Being a black-uniformed rogue roving the cyberspace in solidarity with your fellow criminals in uniform is another face of your maladaptation.

Felimax:
For your mind you don talk! See as your mouth dey smell like sewage pit.

Gate crashed medical student!

You're so intellectually hollow. That's why you're out of touch with reality and with the common plight of most innocent Nigerians who are daily victims of these beasts in uniform.

Finding a conformist in you as regard these criminals bears the markings of a society gradually losing its soul.

Stupid attention craver.

Felimax:
Just as you killed your generation at Choba and you got roasted like goats in Oyingbo. Scores, still counting.

Not everyone who speak out against corruption of law enforcement agencies is from the south east.

OZUOR!

Felimax:
Both the man that birthed you and the one that birthed him, including yourself are the people you just referred to as OZUOR! He goat!

Your father obviously was a petty thief who uprooted his neighbour's cassava while his compromising DNA with every single corrupt, criminally-laced molecule was successfully transferred to your mutated genes, rendering you the most vicious criminal and extortionist in sub Saharan Africa.

Felimax:
It is only when your criminals are arrested that you come claiming innocence. Let the police do their job. Simple!


You brought it to Nairaland so that we will do what exactly?
Thunder fire your head!

Upon all the insult so far how many human rights activist has responded to your plea?

Pikin wey say e mama nor go rest nor go sleep.

If not that you're an anencephalic dolt, you would have distinguished me from the OP.

I'm only one of the numerous mentions from sane and rational minds who don't trust the police for good reasons.

But an attention seeking dweeb like you, put good reason last and your emotional immaturity with a sick mind for attention first.

Stupîd bîtch. Criminal like you who collects his daily bread from erecting illegal checkpoints.

You'd die the death of a common thief!

Felimax:
Shut up there you Idiot and let the police do their job. Ewu!

If you're not a beneficiary of the blood money proceeds form these crooks in black, you wouldn't be here displaying your poor life choices.

Or better still, you're an artist cum criminal law enforcement agent defending your career criminality.

Ozuor!

Felimax:
The police has picked me along with some group of people back then during the crisis at Warri. Few questions they asked me and after the interrogation they drove me down to drop me at the junction of my street. I am not saying they are perfect but there are situation police will find you and they will tag you a prime suspect.

It is very easy for somebody to claim innocence but then you will look at the scenario that led to the arrest.

One of my actors was arrested very close to the location where we are shooting and there was nothing to prove that he is an actor on set. When the information came I went to the station to testify to the police that he is my actor on set and his make-up and costume was as a result of the role of a drug lord he was taken and the young man was released to us without them taking a single charge.

If the man is innocent be rest assured that he will gain his freedom, actors guild will go for him but nobody can claim he is innocent when of course you don't know how he was arrested.



Was he in his house? Where was he? How was he arrested?
Big question that must be answered.

Talks interspersed with self glorification. But you ended up asking all the pertinent questions you knew nothing about before spewing your attention-craving baloney.

Since you didn't know the details leading to his arrest, you should have shut your trap instead making stupid presumptions.

Felimax:
You better be joking!

Leave the police to do their job. I am an actor also and been an actor does not mean I cannot have evil tendencies or engage in evil desires.

He was not arrested on set or arrested with a script on his hand so just bleep the hell off and let the police do their job.

He is not a thief or criminal my anus! No, na me be thief and criminal. Ewu!

Except you're not a Nigerian and probably live in a country cut off from the global community, you'd agree the Nigerian police as an institution has a reputation globally acknowledged as chronically corrupt.

There's no excuse for the thrash you wrote up there. From every indication and from precedence, those paraded should be presumed innocent until the police tell us where and how they were rounded up and what intelligence lead to their arrest.

Until then, idiots like you serve no public good but make the Nigerian security agencies which are known for brazen human right abuses , extra judicial killings and wanton lawlessness look acceptable.

MrBrownJay1:
wasnt supposed to be... that was a FACT from your holybook!!!! jesus mother was a single unmarried mother.

Well, I'll have you know that she was betrothed and in the Jewish tradition being betrothed is considered married.

If you want biblical proof, I'll supply you. But don't mistake me for a good Christian, I'm not. I have so many weaknesses, chief among them is 'an eye for an eye.'

MrBrownJay1:
the issue of single mothers is very simple... if you have no problem with it, then meet them and enjoy your life with her....and if you have a problem with it, then dont date/marry single mothers, et voila!

a woman with a child shouldnt be an issue, unless that woman is a bad person....sadly, many people will automatically view a single mother as a bad person, while many others wont/dont, and will instead judge that woman on the go or her character. some single mothers are fantastic women who became single mothers because of a bad union, a death and/or an accident. you cant possibly judge a woman negatively on the sole act of having a child unmarried (unless of course, you are one of them religious holier than thou hypocrites who forgot that even JESUS mother was a single mother, lol!)

Your last sentence wasn't funny.

Kobojunkie:
But there is only One Truth.... and every individual opinion is rendered a lie by it.

The most pathetic part in your deviancy is that you lack the intellectual payload to deliver a convincing narrative.

shilenji:
You mean the girl should book her parents flight to their wedding when the husband has the money?? And the only excuse he could give was unnecessary spending!! It's meant to be a love union not a do your thing I do mine

Courtesy simply demands they (girl and her family) hold themselves in dignity and self-respect, that this guy isn't yet their in-law. The sense of entitlement from the woman already is alarming. Already making comparison with both in-laws.

The guy said he doesn't have money for that. It's simple enough. At this stage of their relationship, just before they cross that golden gate of matrimony, it is reasonably conclusive that the guy doesn't owe the girl's parent any such luxury just because he did it for his own parents.

She's bad news.

virginprincess:
I wish God can actually make it be like this, men carries the pregnancy, bears the child then nurture the baby for childhood to adulthood while women work and pay the bills so you men will know what women are really going true I'm sure by then you will learn to appreciate women and stop complaining about bills.

To each gender its cross. Trying to make yours special while trivialising the other points to a rather disturbing psychological trepidations on your part.

No woman is loaded up with a bulging stomach for 9 months. It's a gradual process happening in degrees as the months climb.

And what's the crazy talk about nurturing a baby from childhood to adulthood? When was it a woman's sole responsibility to nurture children from infancy through adolescent and into adulthood? I'll put your egregious claims as a deliberate misrepresentation of fact.

If you see child bearing and nurturing as so much, then it points to your dissatisfaction of your biologically assigned gender. With that mindset, you're already poised and equipped to be a disgruntled feminist who always look jealously over the pond, across the horizon where men dwell with the ungraceful intent of displacing them.

Our (men's) world is only what we make it to be. We laugh over a glass of beer, invent (create), hangout and soldier on through our responsibilities and difficulties without so much as making much of a face. We hardly tell you your world is simpler or less complicated. We know our stack of responsibilities, we pick 'em up and press on. We expect you to do same...or get yourself a dick (surgically) if you may, and join the club.