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DCmonster:
Mississippi is calm, national guard patrol often time. Enough groceries at home, I am still working though and am scared coz I don't wanna catch this shit and die. And finally, it's now clear to me that white and black ain't the same.

Pls kindly tell us the difference.

ishitinyourmouf:
why people bow to usa is what pisses me off

Do you know what it means to be a world power?

OrangeDream:
Actually true this days. I worked with them in 2010. So, it was easy to connect with one of my boss to get one.

Exactly.

emmanuelpopson:
its a lie.. I registered, pay for my prepaid meter without knowning anybody.. its all about patient.are you under ikeja electric? its a systematic thing. so easy like a pack of cards... you register, they confirmed your payment.. they they come for inspection at your vicinity to know to know the kinda meter you gonna need ..single phase or three phases.. Afterwards they will message you on the amount to pay and the banks to make payment to...all these are done via e-mail... I did same to my apartment and three prepaid meters are paid for now... one was installed last week March 3... though I paid February 12.. you see. its simple. I only know of Ikeja electric ooo..dunno about other discos

Wow, wonderful! Will look into that as soon as possible.

Olunmercy56:
I got it 3 years ago, the guy gave it to me after two working days.. The one we ordered for in my shop is yet to be given to us since almost a year

That's serious. Prepaid meters were only easy to get when they first came out. When they first came out, they were even begging people to get theirs. But some persons broke out the rumour that one will spend heavily on light bill with a prepaid meter than those without prepaid meters. That rumour put uncertainties on a lot of persons and prevented so many persons from getting at the early stage.

Now, it's very difficult to get one even if you pay for it, unless one has long legs.

You are lucky.

Folababby21:
My ovaries

What happens to your ovaries? Hope they never shift so?

OrangeDream:
I bought my prepaid metre with wire for 30k.Since then, i have no regrets. I can use #1500 unit for 2months. Though the unit reduced this month from 48 to 46unit.

Arrange one prepaid for me. I heard u can't get it without connection. How true is that?

Olunmercy56:
Thank God that I bought the prepaid meter with my name I have been using #1000 credit since November last year.

I heard to get prepaid is a thug of war. How did you get yours?

Temkem19312:
Thank God for prepaid meter oooo. I don't exhaust #4,000 worth of energy in a month, in an area with average of 12hrs supply in a day.
With appliances like freezer, fridge, water pumping machine. etc except A/C.
My previous estimated bill before I got the prepaid was between #13,000 to #15,000.

When did you get your prepaid and do you have any connection if one chooses to get it at the moment?

matify83:
By 6pm on most days I have generated between 4.7 to 5.2 kwh/d with 4 fully charged batteries (on float mode by 12:30pm) to carry me for the next 12 hours.

I only switch off the AC at 11pm but run all fans (4 pieces of 50w binatone standing fans) till day break (tdb)

I bought the setup piece meal.

Started by buying the inverter and 4 batteries .

Then visited Arena shopping complex in Lagos when I traveled for a workshop there I saw some 2nd hand imported solar panels from America. 250w 30v each and I waybilled 8 pieces at 40k each back to my state via God is good transport company.

I did over 60 percent of the installation so the cost was minimal .

Wow, that's interesting. I am seriously considering this at the moment. Thanks for the info.

AIIyIic:
Through Simplilearn, with an Ibm certificate

Is that a website?

devilmaycry:
Awon jerking crew....why soap of all things

Oh, is that what you usually do with soap aside bathing with it? Soap don really suffer for this life o no be small

scoundrel:
Ever since I went solar NEPA can give the country 24/7 electricity and it won’t affect my existence.

Wow, I have been hearing so many testimonies about this solar system. Kindly tell me about this. How many appliances is it powering in your house? Do you mean, this solar system give you 24hrs power supply?

matify83:
This is the best advice from a fellow NLander.

I live off grid not by volition but by compulsion because I became tired of recurring excuses on why I can't get 24hours power.

I have taken charge of my destiny and I can assure you that it pays to be in partnership with the sun.

Below is the LED screen of my solar charge controller few minutes ago with my A. C. , TV and fans running wild since morning ( not a church person) .

The sun has never given me an excuse since "I went rogue" on my disco . I generate enough energy to also charge a 12v inverter I use as "supporting striker" for my TV and fans in the bedroom.

That's nice. How many killowat usually serve you per day? And how much did you spend to fix this?

CokeBar:
I know! @bold. Vulnerable? You have no idea

Can I call you Bar soap? Just for today.

Kenneygirl:
I had headache trying to read this

Not only you o my sister. All I was seeing was Napi, napi, napi, napi.

hope4nigeria:
i use to see him as an elderly man in most of his comedy, but I senior him with 14years in NYSC oh, not in age sha

Hehehe not in age. We pretty understand that. But why do people falsify their age all in a bid to serve? If one is above 30, atleast he will be given certificate of exemption which is also equivalent to NYSC discharged certificate. I understand they all want to wear NYSC kaki and clothe. Can we say that's the main quest why people go all the way to falsify their age just to serve?

njuwo:
This guy looks older than his age, if you know what I mean.

People do falsify their age just to go to NYSC. A friend of mine who is 33 cut down his age to 28 just to go to service. That's why you see so many persons older than 30 in NYSC camps.

SolarKing1:
Wow! The fact that he's been so faithful to his one wife despite so much wealth and fame shows that genuine good men cannot be rendered evil by fame or money.
To every reader, stop wasting fund on fuel! You will test it for 2 days free first, contact me for your latest Lithium Device that is guaranteed to power your Home for 24Hours daily.

Tell me about this

Mutemenot:
Double wahala . Anger can destroy a life time plan.. from several happenings this January, I really have to work on my anger, self control na koko now

We are now in March o bro.

Playboy3030 tell me you are being sarcastic. I can see love is shacking you. Your eyes will soon clear. When you newly meet a girl, the initial stage is always like this. Both of you will fall head to heel in love with each other. But just give it some times , you will both start arguing when she starts giving you cold shoulders and wanting to explore with another bobo.

These days, girls like exploring than staying loyal to one guy. They will still want to be with you, but that freedom to flrit around and sneak out to Bleep with other good-bad-guys will still be there.

My advice to you? Stop this your infatuation over the girl. I can see you just newly met the girl. Don't be carried away. You might be surprised how fast she will loose interest in you.

Live to your nick name. Play boys don't fall in love.

Etinosa1234:
make fraudsters nor make traveling fear me

U wan travel...U go still dey fear travel agents

abeg wic agency is the best

Must you use an agent? People that use agents are too lazy. Everything you need to know is on the internet. Make research and do it yourself.

Lol ..this is the link



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtlapH1K9xg

Tunagee:
Bro, you be wizard o! You just described my wife. She had a CS birth also, and gets dried easily. I don dey find the clitoris for more than 6 yrs now. Does it mean she was circumcized?

The clitoris is not a hidden organ. Still looking for it for good six years hahaha that's one hell of a hunt. The hunt continues.

But on a real note, the clit is very very conspicuous. Quite visible. It stands like male organs too when stimulated. It looks quite like a rod like shape protruding outer the "sweet in the middle".

Just part the cookie into two, and look inside you will find it looking like a small rod under.


Happy searching!

thalpy:
I have a wife, and newly married. But my challenge is that she hardly get wets. She once told me that she was circumcised but I didn’t understand the disadvantage thought is same effect like a man. We do have premarital sex(romance and pre-intimacy) for some time long enough to make her wet. But immediately we start having sex she dries up easily.

Get a KY-Jelly water based lubricant from a certified Pharmacy shop.

It's N1000.

sowilli:
you are the shit he is referring to obviously.

By the way if you are not in Nigeria, kindly come back. We need you. You need to experience the brutality of SARS. This your patriotism has no direction. I just pointed to you that's one of the reasons people are leaving this shithole not because they want to amass wealth. Have SARS dealth with you before?

sowilli:
who says Nigeria is a safe place, again Na person wey no get money dey come. Online they rant say Nigeria is shit hole. Who doesn’t know Nigeria isn’t working. Must you come online every time and complain. Who doesn’t know SARS harrass. Read my post I said if you make that money you can comfortably relocate or visit those country with no problems. You won’t have any regrets. Why should you have regrets leaving or living in a country? You mentioned system? Who makes up and makes the system. They are people. Why should you have regrets about people you didn’t create. Please stop the complaints about Nigeria. I know Nigeria isn’t working... the question now is what do we do about it. Create a thread on how can we make Nigeria work and you will see how people will avoid it. Create a thread to bash Nigeria and you will see how people go full. You are all hypocrites!

Check out the thread below. This is for you. Do you now see why Trump called this country a shithole?


This is one of the reasons people are relocating outta this country.


https://www.nairaland.com/5701120/sars-kills-tiyamu-kazeem-kaka

PremiumTrends:
Some people don't care about the hundreds of millions you're mentioning, they just want peace of mind. Many young Nigerians have legit legal millions but are still harassed by SARS for having those millions. Will you say they are harassed because they don't have money? You mentioned Dangote and the likes earlier. Why do they send their children abroad to study then, if their millions can bring Heaven on Earth for them? You claim to have millions but do you even have a simple Health Insurance Scheme that works for you? There is none of that in the country. Even with their hundreds of millions, people have lost loved ones in hospitals due to flimsy excuses like power failure or staff strike. Your millions can buy you as many exotic cars you want, but can you comfortably drive them on Nigerian roads?
Your reasoning shouldn't be shallow, focusing on money alone as to why Nigerians travel out. Some people just want a system that works! I'm not imposing my thoughts on you, but re-evaluate your point of view.

sowilli read this PremiumTrends post very well. It seems like you are not familiar with how terrible the Nigeria system is. You based your judgement on money, but do you know that SARS do harass young legit hustlers going about their normal lives on a daily basis simply because they are driving clean cars? They term every fresh guy a Yahoo boy. Are you aware of that?

Can you comfortably flaunt your wealth if you won't be kidnapped within a week? Can you move freely or drive freely in the night if you won't get robbed on the way in Nigeria?

I have always said it: I don't know why most of you always focus on money while neglecting quality standard of living. What's the life expentancy of those in Nigeria? Can you boldly quote the life expectancy of people in Nigeria and compare it with those in the western world?

Let's not always base our judgements on money. Even if you have the money, you can't live freely here in Nigeria without watching over your shoulder any time you are out. The system is very life threatening here. Once you have money, police will harass you on a daily basis to collect their own share, arm robbers will ambush and rob you on a daily basis. What of kidnappers? They will open a bank on your head every six months.

Do you know how many times Mikel Obi's father got kidnapped? Simply because his son is a footballer. They kept kidnapping the old man every year. Why do you think they are doing that? Bro believe it or not, it is a crime to have money in Nigeria cuz you can't spend it freely. Everyone will like to take their share. But that's not the case in the western world.

No wealthy man moves freely here in Nigeria without carrying gazallion of security men along. Think of all of that and you will realise that your motion holds no point.

People are suffering in Nigeria. We pay for what we are not using. No light but NEPA still bring bills every month for people to pay. In the west, you enjoy what you pay for in hundred folds do you know that? The system is designed in a way that there is no dichotomy between the rich and the common man. They all enjoy the same basic amentinities. Can we say of that in Nigeria?

My point? Don't base your judgement on money cuz you won't live to tell the story if you have the money in Nigeria. We advocate for quality standard of living. A system where life is valued. A system that gives the common man the opportunity to enjoy world class infrastructures and boost life expentancy.

Believe it or not, Nigeria is not a safe place to stay.

Kingpele:
Forget this guys that are hyping abroad, you will first of all Miss your loved ones, then you will feel alone and the way this whites will be looking at you, you will feel inferior to them, then the hatred of some whites, they did make u feel you messed up your country and come to their own to enjoy life, they will hate u for it and keep reminding you of it, I passed through to shit in Turkey and Kosovo but am back now and I regret ever leaving this country, make money here you can give yourself everything u need, be it light, good house, security and water then u flex like u own the town....

Travel out to a multicultural country not all those Arab or Muslim countries . That's not travel. If you want to travel out, go to a good country. Turkey na country? Them dey include Turkey to countries to travel to?

ENG0701:
Same here. I'm going for my driving test soon and the whole thing makes me miss Naija's lawlessness. In Nigeria we get used to getting around things by paying for it.

This is what we are saying. We are the ones making Nigeria a hell of a place to stay. We don't like when things work. From your write up, you might consider flaunting the rules over there to compare the difference between living in a sane country and living in a shit hole. You missed the lawlessness of Nigeria can you imagine that?

lordally:
sorry I wanna know more about your experience so I can learn from you .....are you saying you regret traveling to Sweden?

He meant he regretted traveling back to Nigeria.

Bola146:
Medical doctor

You are a physiotherapist. Yes or No? don't lie or else, I will report you to Buhari.