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Amadioha02:
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This advice I am about giving you is based on clear cut processes you can take to migrate legally.

First,do know that a country won't accept you into their system if you don't have anything to offer them. That is why the Canada express entry migration process only accept people with qualifications and skills. Same with that of Australia. You must have a qualification or a skill to be accepted. You must have something to offer those countries to be accepted to come into their countries to stay permanently. Based on this, I will tell you what you need to do to get out of this country legally.

Now, if you really want to relocate to a good country and leave peacefully with 100% peace of mind, you need to have a qualification or a skill. Of course, this is going to be a long term goal of 3 yrs for what I am about to propose to you because right now it seems you don't have a qualification yet.

I will give you two processes you can use to migrate either to Australia or the UK.

Firstly, I will suggest you to look for a good technical school where you can acquire a certificate III for either electrical technician , plumbing or carpentry. This will span through a period of 3 yrs.

The technical school must be an acredited school. Those are well sort after skills for Australia. You can use those to migrate legally to Australia after completion as a Permanent Resident.

The second option is this: if you have an SSCE certificate and you sat for science subjects not art subjects and you somewhat won't mind working in the hospital, you can go to a reputable nursining school to get a Registered Nurse ND cert. The UK is in short of nurses. They are accepting nurses from Nigeria and the process is quite easy. You can use this also to migrate to the UK and work as a male nurse.

Another option is this: you can just stay a bit and save more for the next 2yrs and pass through the school route. If you can save 7million, you can apply for an undergraduate course in Germany and pass through the school route. There is high possibility of staying back if and only if you learn their language. After graduation, you can apply for jobs and most employers will offer you job if you can speak and understand the language very well. Follow basalt thread to learn more.

I will not suggest you to use any back door or illegal means to migrate if you truly want to live well with peace of mind in your chosen country. Morseso, relocate to a country that will value your qualification or skills.

You ain't going there to start washing dishes. So you need to equip yourself with a good qualification or skills because that's what you have to offer the country to be accepted. You must have something to offer .

So, set it as a long term goal. 3 yrs is nothing if you are really determined to leave this country.

NevetsIbot:
Hello guys.. Merry Christmas in advance.

After Anthony Joshua's big victory against Andy Ruiz, I decided to make the last personal project for the year 2019 a drawing of him.

I'll be uploading the step by step process of the drawing.

I do hope you enjoy the view.

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I will need one of this op. I mean a large frame drawing of me well laminated.

How much will it cost to get it done?

All4good:
Yes. They are the same. Used to be KDPRocket but was renamed to Publisher Rocket this year after some issue with Amazon owners of the KDP trademark.
If you need the link to an original license of Publisher Rocket (and how you can obtain a $20 discount), you can send me a PM

I have the old KDProcket. Still working very well. Any need to change to the new one? More so, can one use the formal license key for the new one?

Bluethong:
Wow! No be this same Jessica isoko boy dey always talk about? Nawa ooo

Yes na for this kind Ogberaga industry . All those Jessica, Jennifer, Sandra and the like kind of names, their heads dey touch.

Imagine! Her eyes go soon clear for sure.

Amadioha02:
Good evening nairalanders,I have been a follower of nairaland for sometimes now. Please gurus in the house, can you suggest a good country I can migrate to with 2.7 million naira?

First, do you have any degree? If yes, what degree do you have? Let's start from there.

Zagee:
Recently I found out that most decent ladies are sex starved.. and they really need to oil down there ones in a while..
So there are those who sleep around and there are those who have good reason to.

You are not far from the truth. All humans have sexual urges. What every decent girl who is sex starved should do is find a guy and stick to him. They have all the time to bleep. But the problem is when such girls think bleeping one dick is not fun. They slide out and start sampling other dicks. If a girl has a guy that knows how to bleep very well and the guy have good plans for her, what's the need of bleeping other random guys?

They just feel like seeing different shapes of dicks, I think that's the problem. They are not always contended with just one damn dick. So they won't say is because the main guy don't know how to bleep. Many girls have boyfriends that know how to bleep very well but they still feel like tasting other dicks about.

That's why it is said that humans wants are insatiable. We are not always contended with just one thing.

CsRockefeller:
Hmmmmm. The student girl/lady has a nice character o. Asides the frequent financial demands, what were the issues u faced?

The probability of that school girl dumping you is 95% do you know why? You will do more of the investment than she will do. She has nothing to lose when she decide to end the relationship.

You mentioned about her incessant financial demands , that's the more reason you need to keep her as a friend and stop investing on her through school. She won't end up with you. Just keep her as friend. Does the other one demand from you like this school girl?

When you say she has good character, what exactly will you classify as good character? Does she support you financially? No!

My deduction is that girl will leave you after you must have invested in her heavily. She got nothing to lose.

Be guided.

Saintly01:
As a guy, if you fall in love with a student I pity your life, I am in exactly this same university school girl relationship shit. My eye don see something, no jokes.

This is exactly what I told the guy. Girls in school don't close their legs. They are always exploring. They see bleep as fun. Any guy who is putting hope in a school girl is in big trouble. It's when they've graduated their heads will cool down a bit and start taking life seriously.

Zeinymira:
Like it's so easy to meet a soul mate

This is the main problem. Not that people really want to wait that long before getting married. But the one difficult aspect is meeting one's soul mate.

If I have the money and yet to meet the right person, no marriage will hold. Finding the right partner is a big war in this part of the world.

CsRockefeller:
I said 27 and seems the stars are already aligning for me, if it doesn't happen next year, then definitely 2021 when I'm 28.



Quick question guys.

Between a lady within the ages of 24 to 26 not employed and a young girl of 20 in school, which is best suited for a guy of 27 to plan his life with?

Let's assume the factors of character and love is positive.

Go for the one of 24 to 26. My reason is that the one of 20 will disappoint you being that she is still in school and will always want to explore. In school environment girls meet different kinds of guys every damn day.

They get woo every now and then and most get carried away even if they have serious boyfriends back home. They get bleeped in school and all of that.

Promiscuity is one thing I will never tolerate from a woman. Most girls in school can't keep their legs closed. This one is one of the things that really troubled my mind regarding meeting a girl that will be ready to close her legs for other guys and open it for you only. It is hard to see such girls cuz they wanna sample all the dicks in town.

Choose wisely.

One of my friends just got married at 25. Any way ,I I look forward to tying the knot at 35. But one of the problems is seeing the right person.

It is not easy to meet the right girl these days when women sleep around any how. Infidelity is the problem that hindered meeting the right person. We are not even talking about other bogus qualities we looking for in a partner. Promiscuity is the major issue right now. Most girls don't know what they want.

When a guy chooses to get serious that's when you will discover she is opening her legs for another guy some where. The whole thing becomes a hard nut to crack. Some even still run back to collect prick from their ex when their marriage is just few days.

all of these kind of stories we hear every day makes one think if there is still any good girl out there for the innocent guys who want to settle down.

The Op is right. Let's be sincere for once. Slow sex is boring. Girls in their own world are mysterious. Hitting it at the speed of light brings out the beast in ladies. That's when you will hear different words like my t*t* o my t*t* oo. You are f**cking my t*t* o my t*t*. Your thing dey inside my t*t* o. You dey do my t*t* o. Another will be like my mummy oo my mummy oo. Different kinds of ring tones.

Na wa o

I bind and cast no be me and una o.

ecomerceguru:
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Thanka for this info. But my question ia how do we go getting colorfully painted pictures in those low content book? Is there a software use for doing the painting yourself or u outsource to someone to draw the pictures for u?

eliok:
Last chance to get
Publisher rocket today

Is publisher rocket same with kdprocket or are they different?

midnighter:
Lol No, I believe him actually. If I didnt, I wouldnt have quoted him.

I am sure he actually earns that money which is why I objected to the way he was displaying it

I see!

Op 17-25 minutes is a joke. You need to satisfy your wife sexually. This is not girlfriend boyfriend. This is marriage so you need to hit her right.

That your 25 minutes is child play. She won't even climax, and chickening out after 25minutes is a big joke. I hope pre-intimacy is not included in that 25 minutes. If it is then it's quite a big big joke. Subtract pre-intimacy from the 25 minutes, how much are you left with to take your wife to the point of no return?

Work on your sexual stamina and hit your wife right. She is your wife for Christ sake not girlfriend. She deserves all the pleasures.

My tips for lasting longer: exercise, drink a lot of water and eat a lot of fruits e.g water melon, cucumber, carrot, banana el cetera.

midnighter:
Lol. But you're spoiling the money with your English, that's the point...

This seems like audio money o. I can as well claim I have $500,000 in my dormicilary account. In Rudeboy voice: Na audio ooooooo

ubunja:
They always think their GF is different.

Exactly. Some guys sha. They always believe their woman is different. That's when you will see statements like I trust her so much. She can never cheat on me. She is a good girl. Whereas the girl is fucking her life out with another man.

uchechefaith

This is what we were debating about in one of the threads some weeks ago. Do you see it now?

A guy will agree to go into a no sex relationship with a girl but same girl will be bleeping behind the innocent guy. There are actually guys who are ready to stay with a girl till marriage before they bleep. But ladies will always not keep to the agreement.

I guess this support my claim that any girl who asks for a no sex relationship from a guy is a bloody scammer cuz ladies will still always bleep behind such innocent guys they cajoled into a no sex relationship.

kikyjasmine:
December sales.... I don't really produce much ebooks compared to paperbacks but I'm grateful to God. May Q4 never end for us all.
Modify.. please how do you guys screenshot clear pictures to post on nairaland? I obviously don't know how this works. Il keep trying though

Just curious, what exactly the reason why you are producing mostly paperbacks?

luminouz:
Girls with huge assets are sometimes prey to this...
They always look good enough to fuq but guys are scared of marrying them due to fear of competition from other males.

If you see wetin some girls dey pack, you wonder how their husbands won't get jealous of the lustful stares from other men

That's why rich guys marry averagely looking girls. I won't want to marry a LovePeddler all in the name of beauty. The attention she will get from men will confuse her brain so much that she will forget she is married.

lomprico:
not true, most times she does not give attention to the one that really wants to date her.

Spot on, this is just the simple truth.

chukwugoziegi:
RMD is not Yoruba.

He is Itsekiri.

crushsugar:
It's 3years.
I did mine in UBTH

Very nice. UBTH nursing is very good. Being that it's inside a federal teaching hospital, makes it all juicy, because they undergo lots of real life clinical trainings in the wards.

I will surely recommend this to someone.

Kennedyiheme:
lol we had been dating for a year and yeah , i knew the status

Better.

Kennedyiheme:
she was my gf, you're supposed to bang your girl raw, besides the whole fishy thing, was a recent occurence... then the infection came.. hypocritical saints

Bang your girlfriend raw? Not when you don't know her status. You can only bang raw when both of u know each status. Don't bang raw when you don't know the person's status. You are taking a high risk. Even condom is not guaranteed. Be guided!

HolyCaligula:
This is why it's good to legalise Adultery because it actually encourages people to play safe.

Based on the order of the Peaky blinders.

I am not the type that claim not to like sex o but today opened my eyes to many things of what if, what if. I have always used condom but bro those hospital counsellors can put fear in one. They will ask many questions that will make u feel never to have sex again if this test turns out negative. The best is playing safe. When I mean safe extremely safe. One should only go raw with someone one knows his or her status if not eh e go be o.

I can't loud this enough. Safety safety safety.

HIV is real. Say no to reckless sex. Condom does not guarantee safety. Sex is sweet but I can tell you, the day you will go for your HIV test will mark a turning point in your life.

Only God knows how I felt when I went for my HIV test today. The checking alone was terrible cuz you are yet to know what the result says. I thank God it turns out negative. I no do again.

The Counsellor told me a girl and a guy who are in a relationship both came for a test and they both turned out positive. You can't revert it. My heart cut instantly even if u use condom to bleep, heart will still cut you cuz they will tell u right there that condom does not prevent one from contacting HIV that it is complete abstinence that does.

If you must have sex, pls maintain just one partner and know his or her status. HIV is not the end of the world but I tell you, it can strip u off a great part of ur life. It is better to know your status on time than living with the desease for so long. Nobody told.me to go do it before I went. I just carried my body waka go one of the federal goverment teaching hospitals go run the test. I no wan hear o. I no do again oooooo. Baba thank u.

Let's always stay safe.

phillippians:
You did not mention the most important part of the exercise -FINANCE.
it's not easy to camp a girl at all. I did it on campus too for five good years, all thanks to my ever flowing cash. (she's now my wife though) I will advise you don't start what you cannot finish just like someone here has said. It's financially draining, if you were 80% rich before, divide that wealth by 2 subtract another 30...10% what becomes of you in less than two months yet d journey continues ...and guess what, some sharp babes still find a way out to double dating. Fear women!

You are right. They surely double date.

Richnerd69:
All these are based on assumptions but it's also good to view the two sides of the coins and analyze the "maybes and what ifs". Well my younger sister stays with me also and she's usually in charge of my house but I've informed her I would be bringing someone over and it doesn't mean she would have to relax in executing her normal domestic duties, tho there would be times they both have to divide the labor amongst themselves but that would be much later.

I want them to be friends as my sister is very accommodating and humble. It was one of the reasons I wanted this girl to come stay, cuz she has some of my sister's traits and I think they would both make a good team .

If she is the clean type that will always keep a tidy environment and keep the house clean, then there will be no problems. Ordinarily, most girls are unkempt when living with a guy.

They do things any how, and 60% of issues are related to house keeping when staying with a lady. But if she is the industrious type, then issues that might come up will be quite minimal and can always be handled.

In all, always prepare for the unknown. Issues must always come up at some points no matter what but how you will handle them is what matters.

uchechefaith:
say what ever u like but I repeat! not all ladies indulge in premarital sex . Maybe u will say I higher percentage of ladies are like that but no not all!

I can only vouch for a virgin lady who hasn't experienced sex in life. I can vouch for such but for someone who has done it before, it will be quite foolished to vouch for such or be cajoled into a no sex relationship.

Now the question is how many virgin ladies do we have in our time? Every little girl you see out there has experienced sex. For a lady who has experience sex, it is quite hard keeping her legs closed. Situations will still present itself here and there where they will still end up fvcking.

Let's not deceive ourselves. It is quite hard quitting sex after you've involved in it. That's why guys no longer accept the offer of no sex relationship cuz they see it as pure scam from ladies.

I can tell you, it's only ladies that are 100% circumsized that can categorically say do not like sex, and a couple of 3% of those who are dedicated church goers. Even in that percent, some still deceive themselves. They still fvck behind closed doors. It is better to be real to oneself than deceiving oneself.

Cohabiting with a lady is quite stressful. I have been in that situation in the past. It was emotionally demanding, energy sapping and requires high level of diplomacy in handling things with her.

Be rest assured that the whole house will be messed up even after cleaning. She will put things where they should not be. She might leave the plates unwashed most times. The kitchen will always be a mess after cooking. You will address one issue after another of how she should wash the plates after eating her own foods, clean up the room whenever it gets messy, put things in their rightful places and always keep a tidy environment. She might not hid to all of that. You will still see a messy room every day, unwashed plates, dirty dishes, scattered items. She might even be sending you in an errand. You will get fed up at one point in time and start asking yourself if you made a mistake bringing her in?

These are just few of the things that you will experience. So be prepared emotionally and otherwise.