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bigpicture001:
....guy, just go on with the relationship, there is no good girl flirt wise anywhere in d world...

If my holy supposedly good no sex relationship girl could suddenly remove her last seen history and whitened her two marks lines on watsapp, everybody can cheat......

Plz guy duck as may pussies as you can.. Even when your married. No girl is worth your faithfulness ND goodness.. Just don't care about whether she cheats or not... Always use a rubber...

Don't worry yourself about ladies, they are all the same!

Exactly, if you care less about women you will go far. Except your wife , BC of STD, you have to check mate her all the time but if she still cheats then discard her and save your life.

aremuforlife:
You need to stop saying vote don't count in Nigeria, get involved and protect your vote.
Counting of casted vote are done at the polling unit, and if is your fundamental right to protect your vote.
#getInvolve

Protect your vote with bullet proof or armoured tank? With the number of ak47 in wrong hands ,you want to protect vote... continue

extol1:
very soon they will move to high politicians like governors. what they want do is to weaken the security forces in Nigeria and there goes who to chance them

I tell you, we are very close to that. Very soon soldiers will stop taking commands and that's the end. Politicians will fly to UK and leave us in the hands of terrorists. Then, it's either you join them or be terminated. UK will come in again, in the name of fighting terror, suck the land dry, and hand over to another foolish trybe. This is why IPOB is fighting for exit before the D day and UK is not happy about it. Too much Wickedness in the land.

DuBLINGreenb:
You fools yahoo boys are not your problem you didn't elect yahoo boys into office they owe you nothing

Yahoo boys cannot and did not cause any inflation, government did with their excessive borrowing, excessive spending and looting and over pricing everything to get their cut from every contract like the RCCG road saga road redeemed church repaired for millions is what govmt spends 2 billion per kilometre on, and Ganduje stuffing babariga and Tinubu ordering bullion vans to his homes like pizza delivery and people sharing money during elections these are what causes inflation. Not 500u.s dollars one small boy somewhere picked or even 2k u.s dollars for one small scammer cannot cause inflation in the full Nigeria with over 200million people.

Everyday yahoo boys, everyday yahoo boys, I believe it's those old fools ruling sponsoring all these kind of headlines and news as distractions, one thing you don't even consider is imagine no yahoo at all calculate how much poverty would be in Nigeria, the south Will be much worse than the north in poverty. Because money doesn't get to us here the people I don't mean the govmt.

Because of tribalism atleast northerners get federal and state jobs, I was in the north for 3 years couldn't get one job because of my name and state of origin, I will go they'll tell me openly "oga this your name, them no go fit even do mistake accept you" and for 3 years from Abuja, Kano, Jigawa, and so on I didn't get one job my friend from Benue changed his name to Musa and he can speak Hausa, the man who gave him the job told him openly he wanted to give the slot to an hausa person and that's the reason he is giving it to him to make sure it's his fellow Hausa man, he told him this in Hausa (foolish man die for Mumu man backyard) he is working for customs today. I refused to change mine so I had to return to the south south before Joblessness kill me. Most Benue, kogi, Kaduna, Nassarawa even if they are not Hausa they'll claim to be Hausa and most of them even bear Hausa names or these generic Aliyu, Musa, Shehu and co. Just to survive there, they also speak Hausa, you need these to survive in Our DARLING ONE NIGERIA
But the only option open to you who is from the south, especially South south of you don't want to change your name and learn Hausa Man Know man find one uncle or aunty who is a big man or woman if you no get just forget it na Militancy get you last last come join us for gun boat

Incase you are wondering I graduated with a good result, They didn't open my envelop once, all they looked at was the name, they didn't even read the C.V (who get that time), the ones that manage to open the envelope just look at the c.v scheming through looking for State of Origin, I studied something very appealing and generally application especially to politics and government work. I just wanted Government work atleast for experience and start up, that's what I was interested in, I applied to Nimasa, customs, Corporate affairs commission, immigration, judiciary etc e no get where I no apply

So please and please Leave yahoo boys face your Evil leaders who will not build hospitals but go and use other countries hospitals their governments built for them.

They will not give you government grants or loans but will go and patronise and invest in other people's foreign countries companies and industries built with their own government grants and loans

Thanks bros, you finish work here...The aim of these abokiii people is to suffocate the south so that we go begin eat ourselves. The same thing happening in Borno and Zamfara is what they wished for us. God no go shame us. One Nigeria kill them

MufasaLion:
A legally documented agreement between the parties involved would have saved you from all this drama.

As simple as that, but No, they chose to play smart on the small girl. This is more or less like ritual, I also blame the parents though, may be they received some doses of cash and they reluctantly agreed.

KallmemrB0:
He's a politician..what do you expect lol...

Him dey find post by all means, so he is dancing to tone of the master's.

LifeOfTrigga:
lol bro I remember one time for my old hood then, Naso some guys purse one rat base say e big and the size thinks na chop chop one me self follow join as e be night and na full moon time wey everywhere dey shine. Na when we dey do the necessary on m dey cut e belle, na we dey perceive smell like shit say wetin dey smell na e one of them smell the rat as e dey smell like shit. We just throwaway m, na some days later we come see another of e size wey dey come out from soak away side like tunnel wey lead to soak away!

Yes that one Na bush rat, e dey always like soakaway and shiiit. But people no care, them dey chop am like that. I prefer rabbit and grass cutter

Anigreat:





This is what they're known for, fighting for their death god that is buried far away saudi arabia


Whoever says that Islam is religion from the Almighty God is been possessed by the devil.


This lots are so barbaric in all standard, they're all shades of evil.


And this are the people they think, I, a Biafran should share a country with.It can never happen.

Na the kind people we dey share country with...to fight Britain just dey hungry me.. for putting us in this kind of cage. Even lions we dey for zoo no dey this kind cage.

TooMuchStuff:
Free of Charge tins.

For easy movement of terrorists to the South.

If to say luggard join Chad and Niger to Nigeria, them for never gree get their own country by now, them for follow some people dey shout one Nigeria by now. Nonsence

Jessepaid:
hehehe no bro...

Look again....


Her make up is still on....


One of her lashes is missing...



Her hair is still packed Intact...


See how she was placed carefully in the gutter not thrown or her arms flayed by her side...

The body posture is coordinated...


The gutter is clean..




She died very quick as far as I can tell....



Drug overdose possibly...



It's just mere speculation...


But I think whoever murdered this girl did it unintentionally...

And tried to respect the body as decently has he thought possible

She has no personal effects on her too... So no way to track her last movement or phone calls..


It's not sex...
Or orgasm as you said

The bra is the most uncomfortable thing a girl can wear during sex...


And it's still on....



Or she might just be a runs girl someone contracted for the night, slept with her and she refused to wake...


Iono sha...

Very close mark...but if she told her friends or room mate or parents where she was going, e go help too

I tell people say if u Wan make NEPA bring light for your area, just go touch naked wire, hold am for 5 mins, even dead transformer go begin work.

Pierohandsome:
Believe the Nigeria police at your own peril.

Lol, Na this people be the ESN? This country funny sha

Look like use and dump case.. autopsy could determine if she died by rape or. Some kind of orgasms can kill sha, or may be was drugged. A good detective can trace who dumped her here, must be hand work of a guy. Very sad indeed, I wonder how the parents will see this picture like this

Someone7:
These old bastards will plunge Nigeria into civil war. They've ruined Nigeria for the younger generation, yet they've not learned from their stupidity. They want to ruin the country for our children's children.

I've come to realize that Nigeria will never go forward if we don't get rid of these old fools

Nnamdi Kanu said they are toothless ohaneze NDI oshi

All the Christians and CANs just kept mute, Jesus will be disappointed in them. For this kind Nigeria Na old testament sure pass, this new testament of slap me I turn the other chick no work.

Hassanmaye:
How did he do it did you give him your bank details

No, I was supposed to pay for btc that never existed when CBN banned formal way of buying crypto. So I sent the money, he blocked me. Useless excrow telegram groups.

Xilsbridalhouse:
I know I know...trust me I am always so careful, today was just different...this scammer will forever feel these pains of mine! Tonight I’ll report the scammer to God...all his generations will suffer for this!

They are very wicked, mine was similar but not card type. I wan send the money, network commot for my phone for almost 5mins. The idiot bombarded me with calls, something come tell me something isn't right. Somehow, I decided to continue and boom, the guy blocked me, 20k waka

MickzyDonald:
i smell a Gee guy forming the canadian moniker, wait until they command you to send aza before your brain resets

Live, Yahoo boy at the back of the system

HappyCanadian:
Hey guys,

I met this Canadian girl online we started talking, all was casual till we vibed well and she developed massive love for me. Each day she confesses how she liked me, think about me and all that. The thing is that she is taking it too far thinking we are dating or maybe I will marry her but I never asked her out we have just been friends.

The girl respects me, does anything I asked her and even promised to assist bring any member of my family to Canada don't know if she is serious though.

But the thing is that I have my own spec when it comes to girls and don't intend marrying her..

Please how do I leave her without her getting hurt, as it seems am trapped

Note: I never asked her out.. attached is a message she just sent now and I laughed..

Yahoo boy wey dey Ogun State dey form babe.

Excell3nt:
Its difficult to get a really successfull trader making money steady to mentor you, so i can give you some advice, have the patience and persistence to learn yourself, use the internet to get all you need, goodluck

Point... nobody making money from FX will have the time to teach you. Learn it yourself

One thing about theft, is you will continue to do it until you are cought

Offpoint1:
Just quit bro now else you will keep procrastinating till infinity.....

You can play 2 sure odds with 500k and rollover the next day and you'll have more than enough to start.

Lol, first advice Ok but second one, lol, there is no sure 2 odd..Na Express the money dey go

From 2015 till now, millions have lost there job. Most of them became bandits, some hoodlums, some Yahoo professionals and some Amotekun. The fact is the country is nose diving, all the engines have failed and everybody is waiting for the crash. If you are sharp its better to jump out of the Air bus, anywhere you land, you take. If you are lucky land inside water, at least you go see fish chop. if you land on top tree, you will see fruit chop, if you land inside bush, you battle it out with predators and eat or be eating but if you land inside desert, find your way. However, if you remain inside that plane, na only wailing and shouting you go dey shout till the dooms day so, take a decision now bc, many are still losing jobs.

Yoighaman:
I sense that Tinubu's failed Presidential ambition might be the fire behind this smoke....just thinking aloud.

Efcc already shaking him for allowing Yoruba indigenes to fight back Fulani janjaweeeds. Fulani Na use and throway, I won't be surprised if jagaban ends up in kirikiri. South must get sense by force

KEVIND:
TRANSLATION:

"Why are we being slaves in our fathers' land, why are we being enslaved in our own land? The people that call themselves Senators & leaders will be going in traffic & see 4 & 5 year olds selling popcorn & puff-puff & they will buy & eat, have you seen that they are not worthy to be called leaders, therefore we reject them as leaders. The Yorubas that are everywhere are larger than most countries, therefore we call on the global community & United Nations to come & separate us, we are no longer interested in being part of Nigeria before this becomes war, they need to intervene, because we want to go.

As it stands now, we are no longer under Nigeria. If they don't intervene, it will go beyond control. We have gone beyond the point where we keep quiet, we are no longer scared to voice out.

We are not safe anywhere, we can't sleep in peace, we can't travel in peace, what have we done? Are we slaves? We don't do wrong by existing, we only chose wrong leaders and we are saying enough of enough! It's tinker in Lagos, apapa, the directors are Fulani men.

The two ports we have,the controllers are Fulanis we don't want them anymore! Seme boarders we don't want Fulanis there anymore!When Baba finish talking now,we the Yorubas here will have a crucial meeting,we are going to open the borders,let's start allowing goods to enter!

The borders that NIGERIAN Government closed, we are opening it all, we are no longer interested in being part of Nigeria! Whatever you want to do to us, we are ready! I'm talking to Yoruba indigenes! You can stand aside & say there is no unity among us, but touch a single Yoruba man, you will see that we are united. All our Kings are solidly behind us, any of them that want to deny is should make a press conference, let's see. He won't see the light of the next day! My advice to the Yorubas in the North is to find your way back home.

Start coming home, it is time! We have suffered enough, let's not fight among each other, let's Unite for a common cause, it is time to come home. That's all I have to say".

- Sunday Igboho, Ibadan, 17th March, 2021

A great man! A real leader! A warrior! A fighter! I am proud of Sunday. Any day, any time! pic.twitter.com/B0Fbbsda0A

— Femi Fani-Kayode (@realFFK) March 17, 2021

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/03/we-dont-want-one-nigeria-again-but-yoruba-nation-sunday-igboho/amp/

Nnamdi Kanu opening the eyes of everybody, thank God for grace. It's like we were all hypnotized all these while.

olexjay:
Ritual exist in as much the devil exist, the devil is ready to give a 15 years old guy 50million naira to win and gain his/her soul knowing as much he can't control it and he will definitely end his life in the process of flexing the money... May God protect us all

Yes, Africans are confused about religion. If you believe in God, then you should believe in devil existence too. Devil can offer you a whole lot at the expense of your peace and soul. It explains why politicians and most rich people in Nigeria are wicked. Even Devil offered Jesus the whole world...God gives riches and add no sorrow to it but Devil gives you riches with plenty bitterness. Money ritual dey and it comes in various forms

Craaaa:
In this life there is no time for enjoyment. Start enjoying d moment u know something coz time is too short to be thinking of anything.. Every word is a scam. I got to realise this when my dad died... He was always talking of living a healthy life and eating healthy which he did but yet what happened? Bro if na woman, food, anything wey u like, dey do am but do them wisely... Happy Sunday.

if you no enjoy your life between 20 and 30, forget it. That decade is the best time of a man, every other year is occupied.

Mandela27:
Lolss omoh I wonder why some men no just gree wise

Yesterday a guy came into a restaurant with a lady,when they ordered for food,the girl said she wanted fufu and said the guy should go and buy it for her outside the restaurant,omoh the idiot went and the babe has already started eating the garri while waiting for the fufu
Omoh as they were still there the babe phone rang and she went out to pick the call and the mumu man was still there staring at her like a goddess...the one wey pain me pass na when the babe tell the guy to go collect water make she drink...man my brain wan skata....the owner of the restaurant con call my name say make I help am give the couple water from fridge cus een been dey outside dey wash plates and pot..omoh I tell the girl say see fridge there,if she wan drink water make she go open fridge collect na so I match out of the restaurant b4 I continue to see rubbish... damn I hate women that always take advantage of mumu men

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the SIMPle man even asked why I talked to the mumu girl like that if u see eye I take lookam ehn,small tin remain I wan konk een head

You don't understand the power of jazz. You think waist bid Na jewelry? Pray make Benin girl no hold you for work. Na only drugs dey cure jazz, excessive alcohol or weed is enough to bring back your senses.

DuBLINGreenb:
Bring Buhari let us inject him with covid 19 to test the efficacy of the vaccine

Simple...