₦airaland Forum

Mars will be the new earth by then and people go migrate go Mars. live continues..

phodoraz:
why won't the average Nigerian be Angry? The system is not favourable. Too much work, with little or nothing to show for it. School is another 'wahala' after all the suffering to gain admission, go through all the suffering lecturers, ASUU and government will put you through, to get a good job is by connection or by on top bed procedure or you have plenty grace. The weather sef is too hot

The weather is the worst...but if money dey at least AC go dey do the job just like in cold places in Europe where warmers do the job. We only need to make the environment habitable by ourselves but Buhari and colleagues don't care. They are more interested in one Nigeria or death.

DropsMic:
2021 Nigeria still dey struggle to provide 24 hrs electricity to her citizens ... Our country don cast

Yea...BC nothing is done by merit and no sense of belonging. Ask yourself, who owns Nigeria.. answer is nobody. Country that talks about zoning, is that one a country?

Luckydubby7:
And what are you putting in place to reduce or stop reoccurring this year?
Or their own is just to give report.

They should import the accident vaccine before Coro vaccine and inject Buhari full dose before any Nigerian and then monitor.

josielewa:
I no too feel the song sha...good video

Yea.. it's ordinary... nothing exciting

lightwhite:
Imagine buhari collapse on live TV after being injected

Men, that movie go sell well well.

bigDickson:
6 Billion years for Lugard for making us pass through this

10 Billion years for all the satanic politicians that have been r@ping us anally for years

100 Billion years for APC and that masked clown in Aso rock.

1000 billion years for those who voted the clown s

vito30:
This man...you no the matter. I get one ashi like that wey day buy me things but I still no gree bleep am based on say I don know her matter

I tell you..I no get appetite for ashi

Pls, ooo if ur child ask you who is that person, you say its the winner of BBN and he ask , how did he win , that is, is he best in what? What would you answer him..

AlexBells:
Is It Just Me? I'm Not Attracted To Prostitutes

Guys, Living in Enugu and as a young man who is in active service, I do have my bit of adventures sometimes but I noticed I'm not attracted to professional sex workers.

So many times I had been in the midst of professional sex workers and today being bored I decided to visit one of the nearby hotel and chill out around the swimming pool.

I'm sited with my bottle of Heineken thinking about all the crazy stuff in the world and this particular lady got dancing the normal erotic dance towards my table.

She, wearing just a swimsuit that reveals all the contours; with her body dripping of water as she just came out of the pool, at the very closest range the usual evidence of the subjection of the female gender in liquid, the tip of her mammary gland otherwise known as niple had betrayed the partial enclosure of the massive heritage that lies in there, it was almost a center of attraction until I observed that her buttocks otherwise known as nyash by majority of nairalanders is way darker than the rest of her body.

Then I had to speak to the bottle of beer on my table then a sip and my senses was rebooted now, my observation. If it were a usual lady I would sure had fallen for her, also usual lady won't display her nyash unless she's cought up already in which moment I won't have the time to judge.

I'm not being so critical though, does it look like I'm not attracted to professionals or just the fact that they don't give me that curiosity that is common with regular women. Or is it the hot weather, apparently it is quite hot in Enugu now.

Not only you bro, me too. When I was single, I will just visit a brothel after work, only to drink with them oloshos and gist. They usually wonder why I no dey request for za Oza room after paying almost 5k or more for there meals and drinks. I am not just attelracted to them. One became inquisitive, I told her I am not attracted to commercial sex worker. We became good friends yet, I no dey request anything from her. She offered to me free of charge whenever I want yet I declined. They told me many secrets of oloshoism and even the jazz part. If they tell you some things they do, u go fear them ooo. However, there are also the normal runs girls, like students, that doesn't come all the time. They even told me, they can arrange virgin for me if that's what I want or link me up with a new comer wey never too.spoil. it was fun sha and one of those adventures. Up till today, I no dey fuxk ashawo unless I no no say u be Ashi.

Xzellentgraphic:
I must say...this govt is the most useless govt this country has ever had...so dumb and ruthless

The next govt will be worst than Buhari own. If you follow Nigeria govt from 1960, you.go know say previous govt is always better than the latest govt. So imagine the govt that will be worst than Buhari own how it will be. so, pls let us do the right thing, and tear Nigeria into pieces for onward peace and obi adimma.

COMPAQ:
It seems you are not aware that solar power is now cheaper than gas powered or coal powered plants.

Australia got a 100MW battery system in 100days from Tesla and it has really helped to stabilise their grid.


https://interestingengineering.com/tesla-to-construct-humongous-300-megawatt-battery-in-australia?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=article&utm_content=05112020

Ah, that's good news but why the battery never reach here. As soon as 200A battery sells 10k, everybody go forget NEPA and Fg will.collapse and die. then everybody will be free and go his separate ways.

Millimann:
Whether this is real or not, there something special about Igbo girls.

See as the boy be like stockfish

I tell you, the charisma too much but it won't stop ipob from agitation

tamdun:
Mumu, a thug slept with your wife, instead of u to thank God for revealing ur enemy to u and kick her out of ur life,I really pity the guy, see correct beating

He practically begged the other guy to hold him back make e no be like say he quit the fight. He was very stupid to go fighting the dude.

COMPAQ:
Electricity is not rocket science. If Nigerian government is serious and wants to solve the issues, it will solve them.

We can get a Tesla grid size battery system that will act as a back up to stabilise the grid. This battery system will respond to power plant outages within seconds to keep the grid from collapsing.

A 1000MW solar plant ,say 2 plants of 500MW each can be operational in 2years if the contract is signed today in serious countries.

The cost of doing this will get us 100, 000mw of steam or coal fired plant or plants in each geo political zone. Forget climate change, that one no concern is for now.

teamsynergy:
Nigeria is too big to be managed this way.
Each state should sought it's own electricity problem.. a centralised system cannot work.

Abokii, don't want it that way because, they cannot cope. They are parasites, they depend on the host to survive. According to them, it will lead to break up of Nigeria

Rubbish...all men is after a woman's body, Na the body dey carry us enter marriage.

checkmatez:
Squander the money..they will quarrel and hate eachother.... simple

This is the simple sturv.. just use the money carry fresh babes. Two things will happen, either they quarrel or ur girl compensate him more with nyash. Damn the consequences and move on.. otherwise you no go live long.

This guy Na comedian Na, they are shooting movie. the same guy wey shave women in the other movie

Do u have ordinary 32 led (not smart)

Davicjoe:
Why is every govt agencies hell-bent on frustrating d lives of Nigerians? What has Nigerians done wrong?
I am very sure d officers that sealed off her shop are poverty ridden men trying to milk other people of their hard earned wealth.
There was once a country.

It is better not to have any business or company in Nigeria if you don't have political back up. they Sabi frustrate middle class citizens

onyechez:
I heard the engine is used for speed boat, the engine is 1m-1.5million naira according to a local mechanic, you can easily sell the engine and make profit. Criminals like such cars in Nigeria because of the engine spec.

Haba how can a car of 1.5m carry engine of 1m? I think there is a kind of propaganda by mechanics that the motor saves fuel and the parts are available. Most cars parts are available and fuel economy is according to usage and maintenance. I don't see any big deal in the corolla. The car no dey enter me self

YorubaMod:
nigerian paid bloggers at it again.. This ones doesn't represent the common man on the streets.

I tell you, simply conduct a referendum ask idoma people what they want and show the result to the world. That will end anything Biafra in idoma. I don't know why everyone is afraid of Biafra...if wike should conduct a referendum in Rivers and really they vote against Biafra, that will end Biafra in river State. Until black man respects democracy it will never grow or have peace.

GodHatesBigots:
Are we in Saudi Arabia ?

Even soudi Arabia have liberated themselves from this sharia bondage, I don't know what's wrong with black man.

Temitopemo6e6:
Nigeria in the 21st cent. Mallams wont allow civilisation. It is clear that the Muslims women are in bondage Like the Igp of the Nigerian police has the time to bother about the fashion choices of an actress leaving aside the kidnappers, bandits, killer gangs, boko haram insurgency and the total and gradual breakdown of the security architecture of the country really? I am truly speechless. Just Smh!

Exactly what came to mind...IGp could stoop low to be talking about one ashawo dressing and public peace. This abokiiis are no where near civilisation.

2special:
May you locate the car but this model is the easiest car to pieces, l mean turn to spare parts

I tell you, I am convinced I will never buy a corrolla. I no no waiting Nigerians see for the car.

hoodedjaystrim:
https://mobile.twitter.com/MBuhari/status/1325174546496811009

This pic reminds me of the man himself. A lot really changed

raphretle:
We had some technical faults which affected the flow of water to the second floor of the house we live in.. One has to go down to get water to use... So my neighbour told me his girlfriend Used the toilet but refused to flush it, claiming she can't subject herself to that kinda stress to get water.. This guy only comes to my room to complain but he can't tell it to her face... He seems to be afraid of her.

For three days now, she does the shitting while he does the flushing...

Another Thing is, this guy is a type of Person that if you tell him something about that his girlfriend, he will end Up telling her.....

So what are we supposed to do now...he should continue his.flushing business...Buhari alone is enough trouble for us, we no need another wahala.

Coldie:
Una never start, keep stealing the money. If Nigeria doesn't evaluate its way of doing things especially with regards to corruption one day Nigeria will go seriously bankrupt.

Savings we no get, almost all our infrastructures are financed by loans, despite all these they still steal the remaining.

Government style now is to be seizing peoples foreign exchange, to withdraw money from your dollar account be like to find nnpc work

The govt will finally start eating her citizens soon, the civil war we are trying to avoid will still happen when everyone refuses to be eaten. Right now, we are at the jungle stage, where you either eat or be eaten.

CzarChris:
I only have terrible memories of the hospital. I remember in my final year in the university, I had to sleep in the hospital with my now late Dad throughout my 1st semester. I'd leave him and my mum in the hospital room and go sleep in the car. That period was when I understood the futilty of life. I'd be sleeping in the car, because we were parked close to the hospital mortuary, every night they'll carry at least 3-4 dead bodies past me in the car to the mortuary. That was actually when I started living a simple and carefree life.

Some people in also rock don't even know that one

DropsMic:
In the history of this world no hausa man has ever won an election outside the shores of Nigeria.. E get why.


WAZOBIA AMAKA

#Punintended #endbadgovernanceinNigeria

No Fulani man has achieved anything outside Nigeria.