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Politics › Re: Ugoeze Sally Nmeme Kanu Is Dead! Nnamdi Kanu's Mother Dies In Germany (Video) by MetaPhysical: 10:47pm On Oct 20, 2019
May her soul rest in peace!
Travel › Re: Top 10 Best States To Hustle In Nigeria by MetaPhysical: 10:45pm On Oct 20, 2019
immhotep:
When will you pay her dowry
Hahahahaha... grin grin

Wait...i go call FFK and Davido to see how its done. I want call Churchill but my aunty Tonto go vex grin grin
Travel › Re: Top 10 Best States To Hustle In Nigeria by MetaPhysical: 9:11pm On Oct 20, 2019
immhotep:
So t9ksy can finally stop complaining about Igbo domination in Lagos grin

Cc lzaa gmbuharii afamed adaibeku metaphysical helinues bambambiglo
Hey, where is Adaibeku I of Ibekuland?

Hope your banditry cow herding next of kins have not snatched her in Gboko.

Adaibeku, we miss you girl. grin

Ibeku Kwenu!!!
Celebrities › Re: Davido Son's Name Is David Adedeji Ifeanyi Adeleke Jr (Photos, Video) by MetaPhysical: 8:59pm On Oct 20, 2019
Ijawwomaninoyo:
That's why Tonto changed the son's surname too after bride price was returned. Stella Oduah and Ann Njemane ( Segun Arinze's ex) changed their children's surnames to their maiden names too.
Mr Churchill did not voluntarily ask for brideprice to be returned and did not get it back involuntarily either.

Tonto has never changed Andre's last name on record. She appeared publicly and said she did to raise controversy. His last name remains Churchill. Though not a Yoruba name...but you get the point.

In fact just last month she was in news saying in request for cultural show at his school she baked him Yoruba cake to take with him. She didnt say Ibo cake.

A name change for any child seeded by Yoruba dick can remain in the minds of their mothers, nothing wrong with that. Officially we only recognize whats in record.

Any attempt to alter surname of Yoruba children from its registry record can lead to a second civil war. Ibos be warned! When you born pikin to Yoruba you dedicate him to Oduduwa, its final! grin
Celebrities › Re: Davido Son's Name Is David Adedeji Ifeanyi Adeleke Jr (Photos, Video) by MetaPhysical: 8:36pm On Oct 20, 2019
midnighter:
Lol i thought the monicker was called "Debby". My mistake
I cant wear waistbeads and i cant decorate with them. Somebody have to wear the gifts. grin
Science/Technology › Re: Escaped Lion Found In Kano Zoo After Devouring Goats In Their Cage by MetaPhysical: 7:57pm On Oct 20, 2019
9jaRealist:
Why would the Kano zoo have goats?
Do people in Kano need to go to a zoo to see goats?!
shocked
>
grin
I didnt know you already asked.

This thing make me weak. Do they have cows in that zoo as well?
Science/Technology › Re: Escaped Lion Found In Kano Zoo After Devouring Goats In Their Cage by MetaPhysical: 7:55pm On Oct 20, 2019
Why are goats in zoo...in a cagehuh
Foreign Affairs › Re: Why Kim Jong Un Mercedes 'Toilet Car' Goes Wherever He Goes by MetaPhysical: 7:22pm On Oct 20, 2019
Good info, reasonable explanation why he should not leave waste behind.

I suspect the ML300 rolling along in the first picture would be where the toilet is. I pity the driver! Thats expensive shit!!
Celebrities › Re: Davido Son's Name Is David Adedeji Ifeanyi Adeleke Jr (Photos, Video) by MetaPhysical: 7:13pm On Oct 20, 2019
midnighter:
Just check that babe I quoted and buy it lol

Its a great idea though, entrepreneurially speaking
The only babe is see is you. grin
Travel › Re: Top 10 Best States To Hustle In Nigeria by MetaPhysical: 7:11pm On Oct 20, 2019
LZAA:
Ignore these clowns
Everyday igbo this igbo that
Oya allow them go u will start to see silly threads like why do igbos go home for xmas
Metaphysical knows grin
Cc immhotep GMBuharii Afamed Adaibeku
You are not going anywhere!

Ooni says Yoruba and Ibo inseparable. grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Davido Son's Name Is David Adedeji Ifeanyi Adeleke Jr (Photos, Video) by MetaPhysical: 7:07pm On Oct 20, 2019
midnighter:
Lol this country is really going places. So we fit buy waistbead online? Chai
Give me their number or website.

Im going to spend 100,000naira on Ileke to gift for this Christmas. grin
Celebrities › Re: Davido Son's Name Is David Adedeji Ifeanyi Adeleke Jr (Photos, Video) by MetaPhysical: 7:02pm On Oct 20, 2019
MelesZenawi:
Without bride price.
Case is simple.

Everything was in error without consulting the father of the child (Chioma) as they have tradition which he didn't follow.
...how does that make Ifeanyi a Rowland, and not Adeleke?

Rowland itself is not an Ibo name, but thats beside the point....we will assume it is Nwobodo for purpose of clarification.
Celebrities › Re: Davido Son's Name Is David Adedeji Ifeanyi Adeleke Jr (Photos, Video) by MetaPhysical: 6:59pm On Oct 20, 2019
Olaonipekun11:
Sorry but that ifeanyi name made the whole name useless. How can u mix that igbotic name with sweet names like adedeji. He won’t come near that throne that’s for sure
grin grin grin
There are many Ades without a matching dynasty in Yorubaland. Ade has become a trend, its no longer an exclusive use of royal pedigree.

Which dynasty in Osun is the Adelekes?

Even amongst eligible princes with traceable blood of nobility on maternal side...the war for succession is fierce, and many are disqualified.....not to come mention that an Ifeanyi with maternal blood in Anambra is also contesting. Say wetin happenhuh grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Davido Son's Name Is David Adedeji Ifeanyi Adeleke Jr (Photos, Video) by MetaPhysical: 6:45pm On Oct 20, 2019
MelesZenawi:
You don't know what you saying..
You will find out, dont worry. grin

Ifeanyi was born in UK. In England a childbirth must be recorded with the registry, its name, parents name, vital statistics, date...etc...are all recorded.

Adeleke is the surname that will be printed on his birth records and certificate. How do you hope to change this if Davido fails to pay bride price?

Can you elaborate?
Politics › Re: Igbo Presidency 2023 - Your Thoughts by MetaPhysical: 6:38pm On Oct 20, 2019
GMbuharii:
Sifia pains lolsssssss...
grin grin

Auto correct turned or to it. Now tell us how auto correct turned CHOSE/CHOSEN to CHOOSED!!!!!

What a gargantuan illiterate!!!! grin grin grin

Lzaa immhotep bastardmod adaibeku greenback
Military exercises is my focus, not your misspellings, even though that is inexcusable as well if you are to police grammatical errors on web.

It should be military exercise in that context. The exercise is same, the template is uniform....it is SINGULAR!....the name changes in different locality. So it cannot be "exercises"....but military exercise in the manner you composed it.

The use of "Military exercises" would have to be contextualized and written in a different sense, not in the manner your's was written.

Olodo, trying to be smarter than Lugard but turned out to be Jonathan. grin
Celebrities › Re: Davido Son's Name Is David Adedeji Ifeanyi Adeleke Jr (Photos, Video) by MetaPhysical: 6:30pm On Oct 20, 2019
manbello:
Fun fact "When Yoruba man knack igbo woman Na boy she go born, and when an igbo man knack Yoruba woman na girl she go born.... Yoruba people una too much

grin
Na the dick! It is a spirit!! grin
As far away as Kenya our reputation is on ground. Oloshos in Kenya look for Yoruba when the heat becomes unbearable. grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Davido Son's Name Is David Adedeji Ifeanyi Adeleke Jr (Photos, Video) by MetaPhysical: 6:24pm On Oct 20, 2019
MelesZenawi:
What's the bigotry here.

I'm telling you what tradition demands.

And who the child rightfully belongs to.
Don't get it mixed up....just because they call him Ifeanyi, his surname remains Adeleke.

You can keep your tradition
...Adelekes will keep their son.

Such a custom is not recognized outside SE boundary.
Celebrities › Re: Davido Son's Name Is David Adedeji Ifeanyi Adeleke Jr (Photos, Video) by MetaPhysical: 6:16pm On Oct 20, 2019
Ijawwomaninoyo:
It is not bigotry, that's their normal law.
That's why you saw him at Chioma's home at all. Your surname will be used only after paying bride price.
That's why Regina's father wasn't allowed to give her out, the woman's family did.
Regina's surname is her mother's maiden name.
Linda named her son at birth after the man out of shame of paternity scandal cos the man refused to respond.
Even if you divorce and bride price returned too.
Ibo is just a complete opposite of every culture North or South of this country. What are Ibos doing in Nigeria for God's sake?

So you are telling me Precious' kids belong to her father, not FFK? ....and until Davido marry Chioma, Ifeanyi belong to her father?


Well, guess what? Yoruba dont recognize such custom. You born pikin for Yorubaman that pikin belong to am, marriage or no marriage? We do not recognize such an uncivilized custom.
Politics › Re: Igbo Presidency 2023 - Your Thoughts by MetaPhysical: 6:07pm On Oct 20, 2019
MrHyde:
Truth is without laws, we cannot hold people accountable, and the laws cannot be targeted towards certain tribes or religion, it should bind all. We can't assume that people will align to unwritten laws (traditional laws) of the land.
Customary laws do exist. The problem with Yoruba is our mainstreaming of knowledge flow is no longer native....Western ideals and philosophies have taken priority in our social orgarnization and we seek solutions in constitutional and civil law for challenges that truly need customary and native sense to address. All the issues of culture and traditional Yoruba social structure, its customs and rituals are addressed already in Customary Laws. We pushed it to back burner....we dont even have police trained in its enforcement to begin with. This is why people behave any kind of way and get away with a lot of crimes and offenses that go against the ethos of Yorubaland.

Mr Hyde, lets not derail thread. Return to thread focus. Open new topic if you want discuss Yoruba. grin
Celebrities › Re: Davido Son's Name Is David Adedeji Ifeanyi Adeleke Jr (Photos, Video) by MetaPhysical: 11:16am On Oct 20, 2019
MelesZenawi:
He can't be your in-law.

He hasn't done anything on Chioma's head.

Rightfully the child belongs to Chioma's father not David.
Lol. Ibo don start o.
Pikin never reach 24hrs Ibo don begin teach am bigotry. grin
Celebrities › Re: Davido Son's Name Is David Adedeji Ifeanyi Adeleke Jr (Photos, Video) by MetaPhysical: 11:14am On Oct 20, 2019
Davido and Chioma, Congrats o!

Ifeanyi, welcome!! Kedu ka i mere??
Ibu nmwanke otutu ala -
Alaigbo for sure!

Ifeanyi Kwenu! Kwenu!
Kwenuzuo nu!

grin grin
Politics › Re: Igbo Presidency 2023 - Your Thoughts by MetaPhysical: 9:20am On Oct 20, 2019
MrHyde:
Ok,I have a better understanding, but you will agree with me that if it's not written it is not binding, why don't the west promulgate laws that make such contrary acts illegal, making it clear and sustainable.
Our people dont need laws to follow authority or comply with the mandates. Why should we make laws for foreigners to bring them into compliance? Thats a dangerous territory. If we enact codes to make non compliance an offense for foreigners, guess what else we will be making law to do? ...we could use the law to target and profile them for discriminatory practices.....and that will really be opposite of our love for diversity. Not good!
Politics › Re: My Candid Question To The SE Region by MetaPhysical: 9:07am On Oct 20, 2019
alhassanyusuf29:
My SE brethens, let's be objective and realistic for once.. remove emotions! Let's be logical and rational with this debate

Some Igbo elites are suggesting for both parties(APC and PDP) to zone the presidential ticket to their zone

If that happens, will the SE vote APC? If probably no

What's the essence and logic in APC zoning it to SE?
You see...this is where you messed up! ....asking Ibo to leave emotion aside and be logical. Mmttchheeeew....
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh: Pastor David Wilson Deserves Headies Award by MetaPhysical: 9:04am On Oct 20, 2019
Aahhh, see my sister in orange, nice!

Aunti Tonto, your nephew love you. grin
Celebrities › Re: Davido Welcomes Baby With Chioma by MetaPhysical: 8:49am On Oct 20, 2019
Congrats to Davido!

Dont be like FFK, complete marriage rites and settle.
Celebrities › Re: Davido Welcomes Baby With Chioma by MetaPhysical: 8:46am On Oct 20, 2019
VirginSearcher:
May Davido's marriage bring an end to tribalism in NL and Naija.. amen!
grin cheesy
Shhyyyte!!

In the 60s Gowon was banging Ibo pussy at night time and dropping bomb on Biafrans in day time. ....and she gave him a son also.

Stop fantasising! grin
Politics › Re: Igbo Presidency 2023 - Your Thoughts by MetaPhysical: 8:38am On Oct 20, 2019
immhotep:
Metaphysical was inspired by the Daura dvllard grin
grin
Politics › Re: Igbo Presidency 2023 - Your Thoughts by MetaPhysical: 8:37am On Oct 20, 2019
GMbuharii:
CHOOSED!!!!!

OJIGBIJIGBIJIGBI!!!!!!! CHOOSED Kwa!!!

What a model nepa bill degree holder!!!

What a gargantuan illiterate!!!!
BAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAA....
grin grin grin grin

lzaa immhotep bastardmod adaibeku greenback
Dr Lugard,
We are all infected, are we not? grin

Celebrities › Re: Headies: Pretty Mike Dressed Like Eyo To Award Night by MetaPhysical: 8:12am On Oct 20, 2019
goldenboi70:
As you all know headies award is one on the biggest award show in Nigeria. it is also a platform for celebrities to showcase their fashion sense.

one of those celebs that caught people's attention is pretty mike. check out his outfit below
Dressed like eyo ke?

OP, have you ever seen eyo in real life?

Pretty Mike is dressed as a p1mp!
This is p1mp uniform. grin
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Raises N1.2m For Uchechukwu Ukaepu, Onitsha Fire Outbreak Victim by MetaPhysical: 9:20pm On Oct 19, 2019
freshvine:
Federal government NEMA is for the North
They have money, they are useless. No plan for contingencies, no plan for recovery, zero plan for sustainability.

These yeye people should have been on ground in Onitsha next day and sorting through the logistics and support.

We know every year it will rain, and we know it will flood. They dont have a way to manage that ahead. They wait for towns to first get flooded before they respond.

They are sitting on billions of naira earmarked for disaster recovery.
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Raises N1.2m For Uchechukwu Ukaepu, Onitsha Fire Outbreak Victim by MetaPhysical: 9:14pm On Oct 19, 2019
Chummynoni:
if you are truly close to obas as proclaimed, please tell one of them to connect me in getting a job. biko
A job as what? My Yoruba brothers dey line. When we help our own Yorubas in Nigeria finish we help our brothers in Benin Republic and Togo. I will remember you when its your turn.
Politics › Re: Reno Omokri Raises N1.2m For Uchechukwu Ukaepu, Onitsha Fire Outbreak Victim by MetaPhysical: 9:10pm On Oct 19, 2019
Felixamos:
Ngwa do it and paste a screenshot on nairaland..
My Oba is not responsible for Ibos in SE. When your brothers in SW suffer loss they troop to palace cap in hand looking for help to rebuild. We come to their aid. Go and ask your Ezes in Lagos theyill not deny it.

We cant aid Ibos in Lagos and Ibos in Onitsha. That usage of me raising 15m will be true if these Ibos were in Lagos and came to the council....but they are not.

Ibos in SW, Ibos in North, Ibos in SS, Ibos in SE.....lots of money to help fund your brothers recovery. What are you waiting onhuh

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