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CrimeRe: Video: Thief Begs For Mercy As Resident Use Broken Glasses To Shave His Head by Meteng: 8:01pm On Dec 07, 2023
Luckily for him no be my place, na residues of smoke we for dey see for him body
CrimeRe: School Shooting In Russia( Graphic Pics) by Meteng: 7:52pm On Dec 07, 2023
If that is her picture up there, dis kind 14 year old dey put people for trouble
RomanceRe: Pls How Do I Control My Emotion by Meteng: 2:37pm On Dec 07, 2023
Templee333:
obong ete
Baba, mkpo abadieh
RomanceRe: Pls How Do I Control My Emotion by Meteng: 10:17am On Dec 07, 2023
Sucre6:
If she ain't virgin then you should be made national president of all simps
Lol. Abasi mbok
Foreign AffairsRe: Hamas Women Fighters Vs Israeli Women Fighters (Pics) by Meteng: 8:00am On Dec 07, 2023
Depriest2020:
How will the female Hamas soldiers see their enemy.

HealthRe: Most Promiscuous Nigerian Men May Go Raw As The Price Of Condom Skyrockets by Meteng: 9:36am On Dec 06, 2023
guobe:
Lol guy na so.u don try am before? Lol
My brother, I never try am before o. Na advice I dey give am since the thing don too cost for am. I’m just being my brothers keeper. Lol
HealthRe: Most Promiscuous Nigerian Men May Go Raw As The Price Of Condom Skyrockets by Meteng: 8:01pm On Dec 05, 2023
guobe:
Lol guy na so.u don try am before? Lol

HealthRe: Most Promiscuous Nigerian Men May Go Raw As The Price Of Condom Skyrockets by Meteng: 8:00pm On Dec 05, 2023
NoahHadNoArk:
You sick!!!

For you to make this comment means this is what you and pop practice at home, e no get Wetin u go tell me.


Keep it up.


Some people really need their heads checked for real

CelebritiesRe: Transgender, Jay Boogie Apologises To Nigerians. Shows Off New Bum (Pics/Video) by Meteng: 7:49pm On Dec 05, 2023
Abi she do surgery too for the tangerine bobi
HealthRe: Most Promiscuous Nigerian Men May Go Raw As The Price Of Condom Skyrockets by Meteng: 7:44pm On Dec 05, 2023
Then alternate with bread wrap, use rubber band to tie it around your gbola
RomanceRe: Please Help. Am I At Risk? by Meteng: 1:03pm On Dec 05, 2023
Lovemeharder:
Hmm... You for snap am na.
Lol. As in, snap the leaf or the water used or snap the nyash wey him for used poo?
CelebritiesRe: "You Paid Me N5 Million, I Must Perform," Portable Tells Celestial Church by Meteng: 12:53pm On Dec 05, 2023
Hezzyluv:
Funny enough, portable's hands might even be cleaner compare to some choir members that would sing in that program grin
Choir girls in any church are the most dangerous when it comes to knacking. Any time I’m wooing a girl, one of my first question is always, ‘are you in the choir’? If the answer is yes, I proceed because that one no go waste my time to bend
PoliticsRe: I Can't Kill Myself', 'Akara And 5-Alive To The Rescue' - Ex-SGF Babachir Lawal by Meteng: 10:41am On Dec 05, 2023
He’s even drinking 5alive!
PoliticsRe: Guinness World Record Holder, Jaan Roose, Takes Daring Walk Across Lagos Bridge by Meteng: 6:42pm On Nov 16, 2023
Amotolongbo:
Why using an Estonian to do that instead of a Nigerian?
I doubt if there’s any Nigerian that’ll try that. Dem no wan break this kind GWR
RomanceRe: Black Lady Dances & Shows Off Her Aged White Husband (Pics, Video) by Meteng: 6:39pm On Nov 16, 2023
Muna fear bloggers who’ll do anything for traffic. She may be his caregiver just having fun with him
RomanceRe: SA's Superfan 'Mama Joy' Bags Herself French Boyfriend At Rugby World Cup (PIX) by Meteng: 12:56pm On Nov 16, 2023
DDIA:
grin
French man about to achieve his fetish dream of banging a Zulu sub-saharan matured woman with semi wrinkled kukunase. grin
“about to achieve “? Something wey him don bang since. Those babes down south no dey waste time. I’ve been there
EducationRe: Ayo Ojediran, OAU Lecturer, Slumps, Dies In His Office by Meteng: 11:01am On Nov 16, 2023
Fine man and looks like a nice man
FoodRe: Cane Rat Caught With Trap by Meteng: 10:55am On Nov 16, 2023
Kobojunkie:
I am not concerned about your not eating it yourselves. It is just that you are handing a potential relative of yours out for others to eat though. undecided
Una no go kill me for here

CelebritiesRe: Leaked Audio Suggesting Mr Ibu's 'Daughter', Jasmine Slept With Him And His Son by Meteng: 10:47am On Nov 16, 2023
I’m knacking one girl that’s calling me ‘daddy’ on a steady. I guess that’s what Ibu was doing
PoliticsRe: Bandits Burn Farms In Niger State, Impose ₦30M Levy Each, Drop Phone Number by Meteng: 8:09am On Nov 15, 2023
Bobloco:
And our security agencies cannot get hold of the phone number and track it down
They can, but they won’t for obvious reasons. If na to harass me for road, dem go rush
SportsRe: Ighalo Slept With Bbnaija Star, Nollywood Actress’ – Estranged Wife, Adesuwa by Meteng: 8:06am On Nov 15, 2023
Dshocker:
Wahala.... She suppose mention the nollywood actress and BBN girl involved in the saga.
Yes o. Otherwise, she’s not “enraged “ enough
Music/RadioRe: There Exist Female Rappers In Arewa (Photos) by Meteng: 5:50pm On Nov 14, 2023
Jestin:
Who don test Arewa pussi?? Their vjay dey sweet self huh
E sweet die! Dem dey give out Hausa ring tone
CelebritiesRe: I’m In Charge Of My Father’s Account, Mr Ibu’s Son Debunks Actor’s Wife’s Claims by Meteng: 9:46am On Nov 14, 2023
E be like Mr Ibu no arrange him family well
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Orders Withdrawal Of Policemen From VIPs by Meteng: 9:38am On Nov 14, 2023
This is the tenth thousand times they’ll be making this ineffective announcement
PoliticsRe: Strike: This Will Send Clear Message – Shehu Sani Backs NLC, TUC by Meteng: 9:47am On Nov 09, 2023
They should have restricted this their strike to IMO state
TravelRe: Ebonyi To Repair Airport Runway With 13.7 Billion Naira by Meteng: 4:30pm On Nov 08, 2023
Depriest2020:
Airport wey never see passenger don dey chop 13 billion.

Airport that was just completed is already going for repairs in billions.
I swear, this is absolute madness
FoodRe: When Was The Last Time You Ate Isi Ewu? by Meteng: 7:54am On Nov 08, 2023
Jewessgratitud3:
Hm... I'm not a fan of isi Ewu especially when I heard its prepared with the brain.

I remember the last time I came close to eating it in 2009.. immediately they brought it and I saw the goat eye in the motar, I told my friend I'm not eating. He then ordered for nkwobi and since then it's either nkwobi or ugba and okporoko.

If I'll ever try it again it has to be prepared without the brain and let me not see the eyes.
I dey eat am, but I no wan carry my eyes see the goat eyes inside there. I dey comot am trowey
PhonesRe: How Do I Stop Unknown International Numbers From Calling Me by Meteng: 7:45am On Nov 08, 2023
Obzy:
Once you pick , it will copy your call logs, contacts and even delete saved contacts.
What if you don’t pick and e come be person wey been wan help you No vex. I just dey ask
Foreign AffairsRe: Mandela Family Supports South Africa's Withdrawing Diplomats From Israel by Meteng: 11:53am On Nov 07, 2023
[size=8pt][/size]what he should do next is to hop on a plane go fight for Gaza

CrimeRe: 22 Killed In Benue Rival Gang War by Meteng: 8:08pm On Nov 06, 2023
benuejosh:
Ukum Local government has never experienced peace since the regime of former governor Gabriel Suswam. He empowered those guys with arms and encouraged millitia in that area. As a typical unlearned and a majority of uneducated people who were exposed to gaining power through violence, they embraced gun violence as a way of Life.

This act gave rise to people like the late Gana and a host of other people. Rivalry between groups then took a course in that area and to calm down the violence has been a major problem. Efforts were made by past government to cleanse those people of guns but it is too late. If a 10 year-old child warns you and tells you to very careful, please do because the next may be your death. They don't do childish Aye or eiya or whatever cult rivalry, what they know is how can you shot a gun. The same Ukum people recently kidnapped a serving commissioner and killed a former chairman that they kidnapped alongside the Commissioner.

The worst part of it is that, as soon as the government comes after them, they 'run into the bush'.

Ukum is where we have the largest Yam market in Africa. They produce the largest quantity of yams in the whole of Nigeria. They are so rich because of the yam business but majority of them are uneducated (they didn't go to school because they farm yams, sell and make money) and got exposed to modernity during the government of former governor Gabriel Suswam. Because of the so much money they have, buying guns is not a problem to them.

Amnesty has never worked because someone who has 5 guns may surrender 3 and keep 2. Or surrender 4 and keep 1. And because of what they did to Gana who was killed after surrendering himself, they no longer trust the government. The best that has worked so far is the government killing gang leaders. And it will surprise you to know that a member of a gang will derive joy in being the leader of gang to be killed and then they boast of 'even the government is looking for me'.

Only God can help with the situations in Ukum, Katsina-ala and Logo governments. But the worst is Ukum Local Government.
Upon all these their ‘toughness’, they disappear when the fulanis appear
RomanceRe: Netizens Blast Lady Who Exposed Herself To Delivery Man For Content (video) by Meteng: 8:02pm On Nov 06, 2023
Omo! See bobi!!!

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