₦airaland Forum

80kobo:
The regular buyers of the car get broke really quick a lot

I know them

Better than govt officials "eating" the money

gaius01:
Arrrrrrrh
Is she married?
As I saw her slay, I remember mercy "winner" pyjamas
She boldly wrote it there, "Winner"

That's where her "factory" is

Charleys:
They want to beg you for money so they'll clean your ears so you can hear properly.
Na assignment things.

Oh fada lawd!

Dis girl bobi still make correct sense

nitt:
Zulum is everything Nigerians thought Buhari was.

Exactly, my brother

Kachifo3:
no need criticizing the project, cos in d next 20years it won't be completed

Not this one bro, check it again in the next 3 years

Na it make the cloth come resemble prison uniform so?

backnbeta:
Rrotests will never ever work in this country and our leaders know that, hence their continued disrespect for us. If a Yoruba man leads a protest in Nigeria, Igbos will slander him, those who don't share his religious sentiment will slander him. If an Igbo man leads a protest, Yorubas and Ijaws will slander him... until we realise we are fighting a common enemy and fight in agreement, we can't achieve much in terms of protests

Very intelligent comment

DaddyRochie1642:
Oga to slap you dey hungry me

Not my fault

Naijbomb:
The ass, one side big pass one side

You take time, sidon well, study d ass

KingAzubuike:
Forget bro. Those househelps their pussies are magical. Very tight , warm and good grip.

Abeg help me tell am, something about their pussay is different

KingAzubuike:
The pussies of those househelps are very magical. They have turned so many families upside down.

Always as if honey combined with strawberry is poured inside

Omo if dis girl bend over, I no go last 5 minutes

Very soon dem go catch am, and we'll waste our data typing"RIP"

Franktom247:
For mentioning wrestling 6.6 trillion years for you

I don laugh tire

I'm waiting for the "only genuine democrat" to order them to vote for APC

MarrisManah:
You don't know how corruption works. If the head is upright, them no born you well to thief.... Buhari has a lot to do... More than ordinary Nigerins.

+1000

The worst head of parliament in the history of any nation

eagleu:
'Those responsible for his father's death ' assumes someone, or PDP killed the man who took a vibrant younger female to a hotel room for strenuous seexxxxuaal exercise knowing that his heart condition was bad.

The son should start with an autopsy report.

Very sensible. The guy no even shame say him papa carry woman go hotel room, he come dey blame another person

ukeeddy:
This phrase you are talking about. Does it mean she is indirectly making advances at you or it implies she is seeing someone outside. You need to get this clear first.

The OP does not even know that she's targeting someone outside, not him. Or even that she's done it already and the phrase is for him to be prepared incase he gets to know

IYANGBALI:
but her pusssssy go don sour and slack

I suspect so too, only tripping be say na Ote pikin you dey bang

Dis girl too like dicck

bigtt76:
How long will it take the DISCOs to reconfigure their systems back to the old tariff?

In Nigeria, that's a very very big question, my brother

Imagine! 1000+ policemen for Edo election and 150 policemen for bandits infested Kaduna

Magu, releasing his own single

WilliamsDeGreat:
You don't know me I don't know you before. So I gain nothing from lying to you.

My nose in and out peeled off, the skin o then I was in primary 6

4 days after the incident I became sick with fever. My nose started itching me badly. I started to scratch it as well. That's how it started.

Well, I'm sorry for taking you this far back, but I personally don't believe it was as a result of that, or maybe the consequences are more potent in your community. If that happened to you, what about the girl, if nothing happened to her as well, then that to me means, your illness wasn't connected, because it was a case of "two fighting". I know why I'm dragging this, I had similar experiences, I'm trying to see if some things that occurred to me are as a result of these

Adesamogun:
You will pay for this advise ooo... Meet a Soldier or Police Officer. Plan for them to come and arrest you. Let them get you both to the barracks or Station. Let them detain you. You can from there go and stay with you friend. Let them lie that you are a thief or arm robber and if she doesn't go back to her place kind of they will shoot her with you... you give the police/Soldier some money to give her but let it look like na them give her for her to disappear so they don't kill her. Let them ensure she goes home to pack her belonging and let them lock the door. Stay away for like 1 week and let them help you monitor am so that she get to asaba or her location. Then you can come back to your house. Sort yourself out with your simply and others if you don't want her call you.. well if this work... You can change your apartment as well

Whatever you do, abeg no take dis advice. You may not come back alive

Adrian9:
.Abeg dem fit shut down school? I no want go again!

You've taken the right decision, it's of no use to anybody, at least here in Nigeria