₦airaland Forum

dfrost:


Uncle Buba Marwa just reminded me of late Dora Akinyili.

Same attitude, same action albeit different portfolios.

One point to note: Buba is a former military personnel so the attempted assasinations towards Dora then won't be easy for them to try.

So as a former military general, is he still entitled to military escorts or what exactly do you mean by this statement Sir?
Because I know for a sure that a former COAS in this country was assassinated and till now, the killers are yet to be apprehended.

Vulcanheph:
Let's forget about the bullet proof first and talk about the modern assault rifle that security aide is holding...
If politicians can arm their security with such rifles, why do our police and other security forces still use outdated and old AK-47.

That guy is armed by tax payers(you and I)
That man is a DSS agent.

efedavies:
una go just sit for house dey spill shit as if your sister for village no dey do the same

I asked a harmless question and your useless self had to call my sister into this

No Sir, I don't have a sister in the village, maybe your own sister is a LovePeddler in the village.

Carchoice:
From which village?

He shouldn’t try that with villages from Edo state and Akwa ibom.

Why do you have to call Edo State here now

miniziter:
You guys are confusing us with this first female everywhere. What did Tolu Arotile came first in?

Tope was a female combat helicopter pilot..
Emphasis on helicopter and combat.

I don't think this particular lady can fly combat helicopter.

Lobyloo:
My lovely Stella, the resemblance between me and her is out of this world, it's just that I have bigger hips than her

I saw what you did here o..
Quickly uploaded your profile pic so NL guys can view

Congratulations in advance for the likes you would get on the pic.

folabayo:
What's my gain in seeing my fellow human being slaughtered.
Is there any sound/ feeling of happiness in dat song.
Channelling my aggression on any1 here won't change anything

Hello Fola, please check your mail

Once a blue always a blue

arantess:
i really wanna skydive too
but what if village people decide to on bluetooth that day

My guy dey fear
No worry, God go give them sleep that day

inoki247:
People dey born sha 15kids his he from the Northern part of Nigeria or he dey try create a nation of is own with the kids...

Lol... The answers to your questions lies in the Bible verse tattooed on his neck..
Check it out

uptimum123:
How is Keyamo a desperate hustler?

Did you see him begging for crumbs?.. Keyamo is simply serving his fatherland onlike some Ipob terrorists

Serving his Fatherland my ass, same way Buhari, Patanmi and a host of other devilish individuals in govt are serving their Fatherland abi?

southsouthking:
If na Nigeria, to even get Admission na Waec, that alone go first discourage you.
You apply for Medicine and Surgery, dem fit manage give you Botany or Animal forestry.

UNIBEN it shall never be well with you.
Geography kee una dere.

I don laugh fall from my desk ooo
Uniben is just notorious for that rubbish, changing people's destiny. My friend applied for Med&surg, she was given Industrial Chemistry ..

The division was caused by Mr. President, when he was busy appointing his kinsmen into positions without considering others, looking like he is not aware while his kinsmen go on a killing spree across the country, y'all kept quiet and cheer him on.
Now this is the results, we have different groups rising up to protect themselves from Buhari's kinsmen, and now you are here shouting social divisions and all sorts of nonsense.
We are where we are now as a nation as a result of Buhari's utterances, actions and inactions...

Pacesetter123:
because small team don come insult Chelsea last weekend, children of hate from Thursday-Thursday FC come brag say FC Porto go kill Chelsea.Dem no know say god of soccer na from Chelsea.
Make Porto come kill me for London in 2nd leg make I see them!!
Ohh,I go sleep peacefully like 3 months old baby.

Porto is not coming to London, the second leg will be played in this same stadium.

Sniper101:
Loyal wetin
where Dem loyal go ??

as a PH Boy who schooled over there (Ekpoma) I had dealings (or should I call it relationships) with many of Dem who claimed to love me very much...and I tell ya...those leeches ain't loyal...cos their own loyalty is as fake as fvck

abi na one time wen I dey browse one particular Babe website, her BF wey dey Benin call her, she tap me for shoulder say make I slow down on the browsing...as she took her guy's call.

na the kinda ppl wey u say dey loyal be that?

bros no talk o

How about we say all PH guys are cultist?
You should learn how to use some and even stop stereotyping altogether.

Should I tell you what a PH lady did to my yoruba friend when we were serving despite what this guy did for this lady...
So brother, we have bad guys/girls in every tribe.

Klass99:
The Litigator, thankfully you didn't write in that annoying legal language that gives me a migraine.

This was clear and direct communication and I also felt your humanity come through in your words, you lawyers need to keep things simple when communicating.

Now, to the topic. Ordinary boyfriend that time I been wan craze I can't even imagine what it's like when it's a spouse. It was a roller coaster of different emotions;

1. Hurt/pain.
2. Anger towards boyfriend.
3. Jealousy towards the other girl.
4. Feeling insecure, like wasn't I okay or good enough in looks, carriage and all for him to cheat......

Until I grew up and matured some more to understand that, it's just the way of you men.

Please Ma'am, it's never the way of we 'MEN'..... We have cheats as females also, infact am so scared of going into any relationship now because I don't want anything that would cause me any heartache or pains.

Can you guys just allow us to rest small on this forum with girlfriend/boyfriend matter?
Any small thing, una open thread dey complain rubbish here...

She's not picking your calls or blocked you, so what do you want us to do now?
Okay, drop her number so we call her and plead on your behalf then.

You guys should stop painting that institution called marriage bad na, some of us that are currently looking forward to it are scared as hell..
Okay, let me say am so scared with the way people on social media badmouth marriage.

GBOKASINCHA:
ur 2800 donation to alabi is highly acknowledged....thanks for continuous patronage as we expect more offerings from you

Choi... From 0-2 winning for both teams to 2-2.. truly bet9ja is not for the faint hearted... Only God knows how that guy will be feeling now

Pweetyccee:
Lol y u carry yourself go far na

Me self just tire...
Oya follow me.

Can I send a Dm?

Pweetyccee:
Congratulations



Future husband wat r u waiting for

I dey here o but Lagos to Anambra is quite a journey..

Jossyfine:
Congratulations my dear,beautiful couple.she is very young and cute.

God bless ur union

I concur with your name, you sef fine.

But Jossy sounds like a guy's name though

Times are hard and Nigerians are not smiling...
My neighbor just informed me yesterday evening that this same IKEDC sent a bill of 53k for two of us for the month of February...
How do you expect me to be happy paying 25k for a room self-con in a month

How much is my one year rent that I should paying that amount as electricity bill.

doggedfighter:
So you are now a married man?

The kind of advice you people seek on a daily

basis here makes me wonder what is happening to our boys. Is the condition of the country affecting the common sense of our boys?

You saw a girl helped her and that's not enough , you carried her wholesale and started shouldering all her responsibilities

And I know you must be telling your folks at home that you are broke.

That was how the one of yesterday wrote that his wife said his OWN mother is fetish and he rushed here for advice


Now we are to advice you on the sharing formula of her salary or help you ask her why she didn't tell you.

For a guy that's having financial difficulties who should focus on himself but chose not to do so.
YOU'RE A BIG SHAME.

Oh mother nature , never give me these as sons !

May our heavenly father bless you beyond human expectations..

I wish I can lay my hands on the Op and give him some brain resetting slaps

miracood:
baba what's sup if way clear for u as u're reading this
abeg u help ur boy with 1k?
I wan use this money put something for belle. since morning na water dey my stomach abeg!


if u need my aza I go drop am

Hunger don make this one blow him cover

sapphiere:
Another girl's FUTURE you're about to ruin so.

Men are scum. You knew what you were getting into. I'm quite sure you brought the idea of no condom. Man up and carry your cross. You

You could not just resist the temptation of calling men scum right?

And a man also ejaculated the semen that resulted to you, I wonder if the person is also a scum...
Una go just open mouth waaaa dey talk rubbish...

Just so you know, you ain't getting any reply from me.

MC Casino that year in Uniben....
Truly patience is a virtue.

And I keep wondering who exactly is the 'presidency'

Shellsploit:
Lagos state is working!
E remain make dem do jetty for ikeja under bridge.

Jetty in Ikeja under bridge?
How na? Where's the river/water to warrant a jetty there?

And we have a minister still in Office even as I type this after telling helpless villagers to face AK47 wielding men with bare hands.

Baba no even dey mind Nigerians wailings again....
Boss man doing as he pleases, anybody wey no like am , make him/her go enter bush

Northerners everywhere you go