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Health › Re: What Is Something Nobody Tells You, But You Wish You Knew Earlier? by Michelle55: 6:54am On Nov 17, 2021
No one owes you shiits
Sports › Re: Lottery Winners Who Died Tragically by Michelle55: 6:48am On Nov 17, 2021
Following
Education › Re: Please Share With Us The Year You Wrote Your Ssce Examination by Michelle55: 6:31am On Nov 09, 2021
nextdoorpal:
Over 40''s will entail writing WAEC in d 90's not late 80's. Late 80's should infer 50's or you wrote when you were 10 thereabout huh
E shock you abi? cheesy
Education › Re: Please Share With Us The Year You Wrote Your Ssce Examination by Michelle55: 5:47pm On Nov 08, 2021
Randy100:
How can I be arguing with you grin
I need answer to my question. It is very important to my friend.
Shebi na trouble wey big pass you.. You wan dey find bah grin
You and that ya friend should leave me and my weac alone biko.

FYI, Ayam over 40+ smiley so the date matched tongue
Education › Re: Please Share With Us The Year You Wrote Your Ssce Examination by Michelle55: 5:38pm On Nov 08, 2021
Randy100:
Are you related to Lai Mohammed? Just asking for a friend.
Lol.. I don't know what you are talking about cheesy
Are you me or is me you? I tell you when I write waec, you dey follow me argue sad
Education › Re: Please Share With Us The Year You Wrote Your Ssce Examination by Michelle55: 4:22pm On Nov 08, 2021
Get ready to know the babies here... I've already seen 2014,more are still coming.

Mine is 1988 lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: [18+] I found this thing coming out of my private part .... HELP (pictures) by Michelle55: 6:55pm On Nov 07, 2021
euphratess:
whats is uti bro
Urinary tract infections
Romance › Re: [18+] I found this thing coming out of my private part .... HELP (pictures) by Michelle55: 6:23pm On Nov 07, 2021
euphratess:
bros this name una de mention de off me die ���
Never die yet bros.. cheesy just go for thorough treatment ASAP

Next time, you go think twice before diving raw with any babe.
Romance › Re: [18+] I found this thing coming out of my private part .... HELP (pictures) by Michelle55: 6:15pm On Nov 07, 2021
Gonokpam bro. Visit the clinic for proper medical attention.
Be mindful of the ladies you go raw with.
Goodluck
Romance › Re: I'm in love with a girl at my workplace. by Michelle55: 10:09am On Nov 06, 2021
Office romance doesn't usually end well. Be guarded!
Education › Re: What's The Weirdest Thing You've Done To An Animal? by Michelle55: 10:01am On Nov 06, 2021
beautyhd:
Nothing much just slaughtering fowls because we rear them then. Anyone that shows signs of dying automatically meets my knife.

I was around 14 years then and people marvel at how I can kill a chicken being a female and ajebutter as well.

Had a sick broiler didn't want it to die, blended pepper and onions added a little red oil and forced it down its throat.

Luckily, it sprang to life and became better.
Are you sure you wee make heaven laidis? sad

I no fit kill anything abeg, the first time I was asked to kill a chicken wasn't funny at all. I was forced to go kill one chicken wey my people buy as my cousin wey dey butcher am no dey house then and it ended up running away oh, the kain beating wey momsy gimme that day no be here cry
Romance › Re: Omo This Thing Dey Work On Girls Oohhh Try Am. by Michelle55: 8:39am On Nov 06, 2021
Small toasting skills wey boys dey manage take catch unsuspecting babes, e reach ya turn now you come cast am online undecided

Travel › Re: My Journey To Hanoi, Vietnam by Michelle55: 5:42pm On Nov 05, 2021
Wick3:
Mtcheew. Something that gives me headache. Tried calling you though.
Lol... Guess network disrupted it
Travel › Re: My Journey To Hanoi, Vietnam by Michelle55: 5:32pm On Nov 05, 2021
Wick3:
You and this your bold letter sha
You like it, yeah? wink
Romance › Re: I Love Her But I'm Scared by Michelle55: 3:13pm On Nov 05, 2021
bigpicture001:
Leave them , mk them dey form and hide up and down dey wait for rich men.. na only 32 yrs old girls eyes dey clear.... Them no no say single Willi g to get married guyz full the forum they read as them dey form....

Make God help them sha....
The matter weak me as I see am oh.. Make I sha mind my business before someone wee attack me vawulently cheesy
Romance › Re: I Love Her But I'm Scared by Michelle55: 3:05pm On Nov 05, 2021
bigpicture001:
So na only marage u carry for head.. I laff smooth talkers go press ur mumu button tire... Once they know the pass word, ur body count will swell
Thought she said she has given up on men and she's now focused more on God and her work cheesy I was shocked when I saw the marriage thingy she wrote..

Man still dey hungry her after she don shoot herself for leg tire, na siddon look I dey laidis as I dey read her comment. grin
Travel › Re: My Journey To Hanoi, Vietnam by Michelle55: 1:05pm On Nov 05, 2021
ikcid:
I'm amazed at how poor your sentence construction is, merely by reading your messages on this thread. Is it due to the Vietnam factor??
Be calming down boss smiley, I noticed it too but chose to ignore hoping it has to do with the Vietnam factor.
Romance › Re: I Keep Seeing My Girlfriend In The Dream by Michelle55: 11:23am On Nov 05, 2021
BonPatrick:
Fool
cheesy e pain am

Romance › Re: I Keep Seeing My Girlfriend In The Dream by Michelle55: 10:03am On Nov 05, 2021
BonPatrick:
Do u know u are mad so u cant recorrect it as if you don't make mistake in typing, I means we are always naked in the dream and having fun. Ape
Small pikin dey worry you true true cheesy just kuku go house instead of wasting your people's money on top school fees.. grin

Romance › Re: I Keep Seeing My Girlfriend In The Dream by Michelle55: 9:43am On Nov 05, 2021
BonPatrick:
We do we are always naked and fun
You sure say you be student with all these gbas gbos wey you dey sama us laidis?

Which one be we are always naked and fun?

Nairaland and all these small pikins dem sef undecided anything to stay relevant is welcome here. Enjoy bros, nothing do you.
Family › Re: Has My Cousin Sister Been Rendered Useless? by Michelle55: 4:39pm On Nov 03, 2021
seyz91:
Her cum undecided

grin cheesy

see question undecided
You better leave me nau sad
Na question wey big pass me, I wan dey ask now
Health › Re: Pain During Sex by Michelle55: 11:00am On Nov 03, 2021
See as person carry wife wey im marry come table for public forum for people from all walks of life to dissect.. Truly marriage these days is nothing but a joke, shame on you op.

Let's take away social media from your life for a sec, where would you have gone if such issues arise in the course of your marriage?
When has it become a norm for people to table their private lives all over social media, your kind is the kiss and tell men that we are advised to keep away from.

Watch as how people will make joke of your marriage that's is barely a month old. GOODLUCK WITH YOUR FEW MINUTES FAME IN DISGUISE!!
Family › Re: House Built Inside A Lady's Apartment In Lagos State by Michelle55: 9:48am On Nov 03, 2021
Lagos landlords with their wahala.. E no dey finish
Romance › Re: Dilemma Getting Married But Confused by Michelle55:
Call of the wedding now that you have the chance, pity is written all over your message because that's what you feel for her.

Never be pressured into getting married because you are going to regret every seconds of it, watch as you will turn to a philosopher overnight.

You are not even sexually attracted to her, how will the said marriage even work?

Romance › Re: Man Discovers His Wife Is Pregnant For Another Man 1 Month After Wedding by Michelle55: 9:16am On Nov 03, 2021
Damn! He should simply move. What's with pushing another man's pregnancy to the available man?
Mtcheew, it's best not to get married at all.
Just keep the baby all to yourself especially when you've got all the support system you need, ain't sharing the bundle of joy.
sad
Family › Re: Thinking Of Cancelling My Traditional Marriage Coming Next Month by Michelle55: 5:14am On Nov 03, 2021
Never borrow to do any wedding oh, if the wedding is that important to you kindly go and do court wedding. Your in-laws should understand your pocket too since you've being with their daughter for long, it's not like you're planning to cancel the traditional rites on purpose.

You both should save for the traditional wedding later, don't go and put unnecessary pressure on yourself over a day's wedding. Na the marriage be koko and not wedding.

Never ever borrow to fund a ceremony such as wedding that would last for less than 24hours, don't say you weren't warned.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Giveaway: ₦5k For Twenty Persons. by Michelle55: 5:41pm On Nov 02, 2021
Miracood2:
this small fish on this photo is 6k?
E shock me too but I decided to keep mute in order not to spoil market for am
Family › Re: Fantasising In My Marriage. by Michelle55: 5:13pm On Nov 02, 2021
No amount of advice given wee enter Op's head laidis.. She will do it laslas as be say the tin don dey hungry am.

If you can not satisfy your partner, just foggerrit.. Na away match dem go play next.
Crime › Re: Witch Doctor Caught After He Buried A 3months Old Child Alive (photos) by Michelle55: 1:19pm On Nov 02, 2021
Nkan nbe
I remember that TV program as a child then and whenever I thought of all the atrocities I watched in that show, I feel goosebumps all over.
Things are really happening, it takes one with a spiritual mindset to see it.

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Giveaway: ₦5k For Twenty Persons. by Michelle55: 12:53pm On Nov 02, 2021
This people mean business oh.. cheesy

@Chatinent coman cumplete what you started make the kain war wey happen for 1487 no repeat itsef here oh
Family › Re: Has My Cousin Sister Been Rendered Useless? by Michelle55: 12:07pm On Nov 02, 2021
What was taken precisely? lipsrsealed

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