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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Giveaway: ₦5k For Twenty Persons. by Michelle55: 11:45am On Nov 02, 2021
cheesy omo, e don red for Op grin
He was not expering it at all.

Na trouble wey big pass op, im dey fin nau

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Salary Earners- What Is The Highest Amount A Salary Job Has Paid You. by Michelle55: 10:41am On Nov 02, 2021
BiafranBushBoy:
I retired from the corporate environment since 2019…

But the highest amount I earned working was 70k

Pathetic!
Where have you been? shocked
Romance › Re: My New Girlfriend Shocked Me by Michelle55: 10:52am On Nov 01, 2021
When does being a single mom become a disease or a crime? undecided Ayam not understanding all the unnecessary jabs and vile comments about them, if you don't want them kindly let them be.

How many times have you seen the ladies make mockery of single fathers or do you think we don't have such men in the society?

Concentrate more on your studies and leave women matter for capable men. Dating is not for kids boy! Now run along and read up because your exams is fast approaching. I'm sure you don't want to disappoint your people at home with massive COs
Phones › Re: Hacker Is Trying To Hack My Facebook Account As He Demands 40k (Pls Help) by Michelle55: 9:51am On Nov 01, 2021
The account is gone.. Just create a new one. That's exactly what I did and I'm kinda happy having fewer friends now on my Facebook account.

Don't pay a dime to the hacker.
Romance › Re: My Best Friend Is My Worst Enemy, He Got My Girlfriend Pregnant. by Michelle55: 4:22am On Nov 01, 2021
DriverX:
ahn Ahn, how can you be an English major with this gbas gbos english?
Be nice bro.. Anybody can make a grammatical error, besides no one is above correction.
Romance › Re: How I Broke Up With My Girlfriend Tonight. by Michelle55: 4:03am On Nov 01, 2021
The am, am I saw in those chats is too much abeg. I can't stress my brain reading through everything, a God fearing somebody should summarize for me edakun.

BTW, from the little I could grasp it seems Op was dating himself from the onset. The said teenager sounds so unperturbed with Umar's tantrums.

Dude was busy feeling fly with long essay only to get summarized answer as reply, it simply means the babe was using you to catch cruise.
The girl told you IT'S FINE but baba still dey try explain further hoping to emotionally blackmail her.

She has actually broken up with you from the get go, na you just dey deceive yasef with all those shenanigans you are displaying. Even the so called redpillers no recognize you as their member sef.
Culture › Re: Queen Damilola Apologizes To Alaafin Of Oyo, Begs Him To Accept Her Back (Pix) by Michelle55: 3:51am On Nov 01, 2021
It's not always greener on the other side. She has realised that and wishes to make a U turn but I can't say if the royal house would accept her back.

Sapa plus fvck boys don show her shege, Hanty gats give herself brain.
Romance › Re: I Think I Have Yam Leg by Michelle55: 3:31am On Nov 01, 2021
budaatum:
She made me jealous. If I had yam leg I just might be playing for Chelsea, or Liverpool.
Hahaha.. Having yam legs doesn't mean one would be a good player oh cheesy if possible sef, no club will accept you and certainly not my darling Chelsea tongue. Is the yam legs sexy? We may have to reconsider.
Romance › Re: I Think I Have Yam Leg by Michelle55: 2:50am On Nov 01, 2021
The poster above me.. What did the girl did to you nau? cheesy pounding keh..
Omo the kain comments Ayam seeing on Nairaland these days can give sumbori hypertension cheesy
Family › Re: I’m Pregnant With Twins And The Father Doesn’t Want Them. by Michelle55: 7:06pm On Oct 31, 2021
mariahAngel:
Homellyy, you are fortunate to be pregnant with not just one, but two babies! That is rare. It is a blessing too.

See, a male nairalander once shared his story on this platform. He’s been married for 9 years(as at that time) with no child, and he blamed it all on his wife.
He claimed his wife once had an abortion, therefore, it made her womb “too weak” to carry a pregnancy to term( at first she kept having miscarriages, then later could no longer get pregnant).
He claimed he hated his wife because according to him, it was her fault that they couldn’t have a child up to that point. And nobody could convince him that it wasn’t because of the abortion his wife had had earlier in her life.

Another nairalander, a female this time, shared her own story.
She’s been married for between 7-9 years as at that time(I’m not particularly sure of the amount of years), they’ve been looking for a child, only for her husband to sly her and impregnate a widow with 3 children, then the husband was begging her to accept the children as her own, but she was bitter towards her husband for betraying her.

Why am I sharing these stories with you? Your children are your gifts that so many people would do and give anything to have.

When blessings come at a time we’re not ready for them, it is hard for us to see them as a blessing.
Thank you so much.. I needed this, I hope the Op does the right thing when it comes to the kids
Romance › Re: Would You Marry Someone Who Has A Child? by Michelle55: 5:57pm On Oct 31, 2021
killmods:
I have just told u my own sha. It's now left for u to follow through or not
Okay. Thanks.
Romance › Re: Would You Marry Someone Who Has A Child? by Michelle55: 5:53pm On Oct 31, 2021
killmods:
No I'm not and u know what i'm saying undecided
Haaaa.. It's case of mistaken identity biko huh
I honestly have no idea what you are talking about.
Romance › Re: Would You Marry Someone Who Has A Child? by Michelle55: 5:50pm On Oct 31, 2021
killmods:
U better undo what ur doing for ur good
Who's this please? Hope you ain't mistaken me for someone else sir
Romance › Re: What's The Shortest Relationship You Ever Had? by Michelle55: 9:31am On Oct 31, 2021
Here to read stories.. smiley
Romance › Re: Would You Marry Someone Who Has A Child? by Michelle55: 8:19am On Oct 29, 2021
What's wrong with one having a child? At least, he or she is wise enough not to opt for abortion.

Dear single dad/mom, don't let anyone make you feel like you don't deserve the good things of life just because you choose to bring forth an offspring. The man/woman who would love and accept you as a total package will waltz into your life when the right time comes.

NOTE: YOU ARE A COMPLETE AND TOTAL PACKAGE REGARDLESS OF WHAT THE SOCIETY THINKS. DON'T SELL YOURSELF SHORT.
Politics › Re: Fayose To Bride: My Son Won’t Cheat On You, You Have Flat Stomach, White Teeth by Michelle55: 8:48am On Oct 28, 2021
macho44:
Responsible Men Like Us don't CHEAT, We Are Afraid of KAYANMATA
Bia, from where you jump out from? undecided I don't believe in that hogwash called kayanmata biko
Politics › Re: Fayose To Bride: My Son Won’t Cheat On You, You Have Flat Stomach, White Teeth by Michelle55: 7:33am On Oct 28, 2021
Mercychen:
But they all have the tendencies.
Just like some women has the tendencies of bringing in a bastard for their husbands to train. It still doesn't mean that all women are like that, everything boils down to self control.

Men are moved by what they see especially by the physical features of a woman's body but all they do is admire and stick to their partners (that's for the responsible ones amongst them oh)

Don't categorize all men as the same. That Mr A cheats and hurts you doesn't imply that Mr B would do the same.
Politics › Re: Fayose To Bride: My Son Won’t Cheat On You, You Have Flat Stomach, White Teeth by Michelle55: 7:24am On Oct 28, 2021
Mercychen:
Na so!

Dear Bride, don't be deceived. If you like look like Marilyn Monroe, men will still be men. Cheating flows naturally in their blood.

So don't fall for your father in-laws bull crap.
Not all men cheat
Health › Re: US Surgeons Successfully Test Pig Kidney Transplant In Human Patient (photos) by Michelle55: 11:13am On Oct 27, 2021
Pierocash:
Let me go into pig farming.soon,the price of pigs will skyrocket
If you need PA, Ayam available cheesy any business wey go bring money naim I dey like
Romance › Re: I’m Sincerely Heart Broken by Michelle55: 8:11am On Oct 21, 2021
So sorry, you will be fine.
Romance › Re: How Did You Find Out Your Partner Was Cheating? by Michelle55: 7:21am On Oct 21, 2021
Generalwoodz:
who was counting it? You or your spirithuh
You gat no chills at all

Romance › Re: My Experience After 1 Week Of Getting Married �� by Michelle55: 10:39am On Oct 20, 2021
Smartb0y:
i was only being truthful.
Still not fair for you to judge her like that. She's someone's else prayer point, never forget that.
Haven't you heard that one man's poison is another's treasure?
Romance › Re: My Experience After 1 Week Of Getting Married �� by Michelle55: 10:17am On Oct 20, 2021
Smartb0y:
you're not marriage material
You are? You have no freaking rights to condemn anyone if your blood can't wash away their sins.

Nobody holy pass! That you don't consider her marriageable doesn't mean she isn't someone's else prayer point.

Learn to be kind with words!
Romance › Re: A Nairaland Redpiller Found Love At Last, Please Wish Him Well(pre wedding pics) by Michelle55: 10:12am On Oct 20, 2021
OLDESTWARRIBOY:
I don't understand?? Is that his wife or his mother??
Be nice please.. That's someone's wife. lipsrsealed
Family › Re: Her Family Says I Can't Marry Her Because I'm An SSCE Holder by Michelle55: 11:57am On Oct 19, 2021
Move on jare.. Getting a piece of paper doesn't guarantee a happy home. Na her people go tire
Nairaland General › Re: Have You Ever Walked With Someone That Greets The Whole Community? by Michelle55: 9:07am On Oct 19, 2021
My dad can do that very well and I find it annoying.

He will be the one to stop you sef if care is not taken to greet you that's why I don't bother going out with him. Once I'm going out, my face cap is my friend. Just keep my head down till I reach my destination and if you eventually greet me, I go just nod Waka pass.
Romance › Re: Should I Confront Her Or Let Her Take All These Things? by Michelle55: 8:47am On Oct 19, 2021
It's not hard nau.. Simply remove those things you guys didn't agree for her to take along with her and leave the rest for her.

By the time she checks and discovers that her looting nature has been exposed, shame go catch her and she go comport herself. This is the problem I have with some people, when given a privilege to eat bread they want to carry the bakery.


Remove the additional things she added and then make her to understand that it's unhealthy to be selfish in nature, that you guys gave her rights to take some things doesn't give her the audacity to empty the whole house for her family. I don't care if she's a woman same measures will apply if it's a guy involved, I no dey side anybody wey do wrong.

If she has some dignity left in her, she will apologise and make amends but if she's the usual entitled woman we have in Nigeria then she will device means to hurt you for humiliating her. Be prepared for anything with these kinda people who cease every opportunity to loot their fellow citizens.
Romance › Re: . by Michelle55: 12:05pm On Oct 17, 2021
eldega:
Did you just call me a liar?

If you check my profile very well you did realize I have been on this platform for a very long time if not before you started using a mobile phone, so you know I'm not a kid moreso I've been on the street for a while and that's where I grew up from.

Because of the nature of scammers on this platform I tried as much as possible to limit my interaction and all, what made me develop interest in your case was because of the innocent baby you claim to presently have. My motive in life has always been no kid deserve to suffer for whatever decision their parent made. Either your story is real or not, I decided to contact you to see way (s) which I can help your situation, even though this economy is not friendly to all of us, we still have to thank God for where we are and continue the hustle.

So I contacted you & made you understand I'm willing to help but I need to confirm the authenticity of your claim first before rendering any help, when I asked where you were staying in Abuja, the location you mentioned was where I've never been to before so I requested if you could come to anywhere in town, the purpose of this was for me to hear you out physically and chart a positive sustainable way for you that won't made you to come online or anywhere to beg anymore.

I asked if you were ready for business which you said yes, we fixed Friday for you to come to town so we could see. After we agreed, so many thought came up on my mind, I discussed your issue with a friend and explained that my intention was to give you 10k & transport when you come to town, if your story & situation is genuine maybe I can make the 10k a monthly thing for the sake of the baby till you are back on your feet.

Then my friend call my attention to the fact that why not see if you can be set up for a business since there is a connection which we can pull for federal government intervention fund (Covid-19) loan which can be secured for you. This we know most people have enjoyed and be able to start something. So if you were able to secure 500k you should be able to start a sustainable business that will be able to take care of your immediate needs and future one. Moreover the repayment of this loan won't start until after 12 months at 5% interest rate per annum. This I even sent a nairaland link of it to you for you to confirm as I made you understand that so many people are looking forward to this kind of offer which is not coming their way but I'm giving it to you free of charge.

This I discussed with you for this option that instead of you coming online to beg people for money every now and then, this option is there for you to take since you somehow claimed in one of your post that you were into business before all this issue started which gulp all your capital and you can still do business.

I was stunned by your response that you were not interested in the loan because you are scared of loan, scared of running a start up business with 500k which might fail and where will you get the monthly repayment from if the business fail. My mind was like, so you will be more comfortable if I said I want to dash you 100k or 200k to start up a business rather than you working for your money bah?.

After going forth and back on this, I was able to deduce that what you were only interested in was free money or manna from heaven. My instinct was that maybe your intention is trying to play on people's emotions to get cheap money from them, if you get like 2k from 20 people that's 40k without stressing yourself....well, I'm not in to help somebody who is not ready to help herself/himself somebody that will be comfortable begging rather than get herself up for business even when given the option of full funding.

After you said you weren't interested in the intervention fund, you still requested if our agreement to see in town by Friday is still in place and I responded in affirmative. So many thought kept creeping up on my mind that I needed to be careful for my safety & security, what if it's a guy that will want to use a lady as a decoy come Friday..I was ready to take the risk and waiting for you to beep me up on Friday to decide where you will be coming to in town for me to meet up with you but ALAS you NEVER chatted me or anything till late in the evening when you gave excuse that[b] "you forgot to meet me up due to some activities" [/b] please who will be in dire need as you claim & when she was asked to come and get help will suddenly forget to go due to activities? Na street we all dey nah...haba.

You suggested we can still see the following day which was yesterday but pending that, you said you were out of cooking gas and wouldn't mind if I can help, I had to ask you again if what you are requesting is for me to send you money which you answered in affirmative, I requested for your account number which you immediately send but I haven't send you any Kobo till now. This was the point that actually gave you out cos my instinct was that if I send you any money you might likely not see me yesterday, I also came online to check your profile on this platform, I realized you have edited some of your comments and posts you made earlier.

When you didn't see me send money, you chatted me up yesterday asking why I didn't send the money and I said I wasn't still convince you are who you claim to be, you suggested maybe we can do video call which I said yes, you called me immediately but I declined the call cos my street OT was that for you to have chatted me up to ask for the money, a lady who you might be working with might be beside you which will be the one to talk to me, I'm too wise to fall for this kind of cheap scam, meanwhile, when we started chatting you didn't have any picture on your DP but when you beep me up yesterday, what you have on your DP was a guy picture with a lady at the background which you removed immediately I responded to your chat...so I ex you and stop responding to your chat pending when I verify you are who you claim to be and for my safety.

I never even ask you for anything before proposing the help I wanted to render for you, the way you communicate gave you out to be a guy working together with a lady just to play on people's emotions, moreso actions speak rather than voice....
I leave you up to other people to judge my encounter with you as you claimed I'm a liar

Kindly note, if there's a lie in all I said, you can point it out or if I ever requested for anything in return for wanting to help you. Mind you, our chat history is still here for confirmation
Hmmmm.. This is more serious than I thought
Romance › Re: . by Michelle55: 9:07am On Oct 17, 2021
FairlyUSEDpussy:
I tot autochick4u was really ni Ooo......
Ahhhh!!!
Was bout chatting her up to send some token.....
If you want to help, kindly do so.
May your haters never speak ill of you in the presence of your helper.
Romance › Re: . by Michelle55: 8:52am On Oct 17, 2021
Wick3:
Didn't get your message
Forgive me, will do that now.. When I remembered it was already 2am and I did not want to bug you then.

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